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Joined 08-28-07, id: 1363577, Profile Updated: 05-07-12
Author has written 68 stories for CSI, CSI: Miami, House, M.D., Pirates of the Caribbean, Firefly, NCIS, Robin Hood BBC, Ghost Whisperer, Tudors, Office, Criminal Minds, Pitch Black / Riddick, Mentalist, and Sweeney Todd.

A little about myself, hm...I am a Capricorn born under the...wait, that's not what you want to know.

I enjoy writing anything. Along with all the fandom fics I post I also write with a friend and am currently working on a book to publish. Fancy, huh! While it's fun to post while writing I usually try to get most of the story done so people don't have to wait as long to read the next chapter. Unless I forget to post. Haha.

Likes: (subject to change at any given moment)

Writing- so much, in fact, if given a prompt I would be willing to work on something to post for the prompt giver Reading- this includes posts along with books

Music- I believe it is the key to everything

Reviews- b/c who doesn't like compliments

Dislikes:

Review Nazis- these are people who demand a review before writing the next post, is that really necessary? I posted a whole story with no reviews. Am I upset? No, b/c someone, one day might find it and like it

Story Droppers- I understand things happen but there is nothing worse than reading a story that never has an ending post

Pairings: (subject to never change)

House- House/Cameron

NCIS- Tony/Ziva

Firefly- Jayne/River Mal/Inara Simon/Kaylee Wash/Zoe

PotC- Jack/Elizabeth

Mentalist- Jane/Lisbon

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Russian Roulette by Rikki Writinglover reviews
Everyone knows Joker is insane, and definitely the more dangerous one in their relationship, but people forget that Harley is crazy too, and she has her moments where she can scare even the Joker. Just maybe not in the way he understands.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
After Dark by OutCold reviews
"It was pretty clear to anyone who knew them that Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon were treading a fine line." And two people like them were always going to cross it, really. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Absolution and Eggs by starry19 reviews
Set post 4x24. "He realized anew what his leaving had done to her. She was the same beautiful Lisbon, but different. She had a new fragility around her, like she was nearly ready to shatter. Her cheekbones were hollowed; her collarbone would cut glass. In a moment, he understood: he had broken her heart. He was still breaking her heart."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Insomnia by AmyLeeWarren reviews
And everyone thinks Patrick Jane has strange dreams. But, before long, she'll know everything he ever wanted to keep from her. Jane/Lisbon. Please read A/N on last page.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Homecoming by Florencia7 reviews
Sparrabeth in the 21st century. Jack and Elizabeth visit a museum ship...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2009 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] - Complete
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The Prolonged Lunch reviews
There is someone Lisbon wants Jane to be introduced to during their lunch hour.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Who You Calling 'Damsel? reviews
Lisbon is calling out for a little help but don't you DARE call her a damsel in distress.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Denial reviews
A glimpse at the life and times of Lisbon and Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Office Gossip reviews
Lisbon learns not to listen at certain times. One shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Breakdown reviews
A case really hits the team.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Show of Support reviews
When Lisbon gets some devastating news Jane is there to help out. Contains slight reference to an adult theme.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Valentine's Day reviews
Valentine's Day at CBI.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011
Single I'll be Your Boyfriend reviews
One shots...any time period...TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,635 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Mossad Killings reviews
There are a new crop of killings going on and NCIS might be forced to investigate one of their own.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Ziva D.
If It Weren't For Friends reviews
Payne and Delia help Melinda as she experiences some changes in her life. First of Second seasonish.
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Seems Lisbon is having the start of a bad day. One shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Teresa L. - Complete
Ireland reviews
Jane convinces Lisbon to take the trip to Ireland to find out what his family is hiding. Sequel to 'The Jane Malone' possible Jane/Lisbon....
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
An Unexpected Surprise reviews
A friend of Cameron's willed her child to her. poss House/Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
One Last Adventure reviews
Set after the first POTC...after the death of Will Elizabeth felt she was doomed to follow her boring lot in life. Then a certain pirate captain came along for one last adventure...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
House's Admission reviews
Cameron visits House in the Institution to try to give him some help.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Fools reviews
Jane discusses his life from his point of view.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
The Jane Malone reviews
A person from Jane's past shows Lisbon some of Jane's closed life.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
The Wedding reviews
House is roped into a family wedding. An invited to Cameron proves interesting. AU with House's family.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Coming Darkness reviews
The crew of Serenity are doing good business...but it seems some people never give up their search even with the bounty of the Tams have been raised. Possibly Rayne...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Aunt Teresa reviews
Lisbon gets her annual visit from her brother's kids and gets some unexpected help from Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Rescue reviews
Set 4 years after Pitch Black without CoR. Riddick decides enough time has pass so he can go find Jack ont to discover she needs a rescue.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
Expecting reviews
One shot from River. Est characters.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Grown reviews
Set right after CoR. Kyra lives. Their reaction once they are alone.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Decisions reviews
A sequel to 'I Want You Back' but it doesn't require reading past story. Allison Cameron is tired of being used by House. When a new interest appears will House finally make a decision?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,023 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Emergency Room reviews
How will House respond when one of his own ends up in the ER?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Echoes, Silence, Patience, and Grace reviews
Collection of unrelated stories in different POVs and different pairings.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Island Honeymooning reviews
Tony and Ziva find themselves on the is;and of St. Thomas for some sun, shopping, and that thing called work. Prompt from debook210.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sunburn reviews
Lisbon and Jane go to the beach...Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Night to Remember reviews
The aftermath of the last case Jane and Lisbon solved involving Red John
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Monster reviews
A short fic in Mrs. Lovett's point of view. General blabber
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Family Affair reviews
Lisbon receives bad news on the family front. Jane's determined to be a friend no matter where she goes. AU regarding her parents.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Hidden Truth reviews
Tony has a secret...will he be able to hide the truth forever or is he willing to confess...eventually TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Help is on the Way reviews
When Teresa Lisbon finds herself in danger she finds that Patrick Jane will stop at nothing to keep her feeling safe. Friendship piece.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Anniversary reviews
It approaches the time of year when Jane is pensive. Est Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It's Now or Never reviews
A case involving another base draws Tony and Ziva close together. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
It's Snowing! reviews
While still trying to find her fit onto Gibb's team Ziva experiences DC snow. What's a girl to do?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Jane's Plan reviews
It's Lisbon's birthday and Patrick Jane has a plan in effect.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Nightmares reviews
One-shot. After coming back Riddick finds Jack changed...yet the same.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
You Are Not Alone Dear Lonely Mrs reviews
A case takes the team to Missouri where they investigate the murders of women with no apparent connection. Suggested Prentiss/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
I Want You Back reviews
The Emergency Room sees many things. But are they enough to keep Cameron from resisting House's charm to get her back onto his team?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - A. Cameron - Complete
Hard to Say Goodbye reviews
Sara and Grissom directly after "A Happy Place".
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
The Aftermath reviews
After their kidnapping Reid and Prentiss learn to help each other one step at a time. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2008 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Little Help From My Friends reviews
When trouble finds Allison Cameron she goes to the only people who can help back at the hospital she abandoned.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 59,660 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
What Are Friends For reviews
Elizabeth is tired of her boring life. But will she get more than she bargained for?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Dearest Anne reviews
Thomas Wyatt deals with the aftermath of Anne's death.
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Second Chances reviews
A take on what could happen after Vance becomes director.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Time of Despair reviews
A glimpse at a possible future for Jack and Elizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Annual Event reviews
The office staff prepare for an annual event.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The Weekend reviews
Weekend plans for the team.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
All Serenity Sees reviews
Various situations Serenity witnesses.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,911 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Storm reviews
A storm arises in the ocean.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Shells reviews
Elizabeth finds a souvenir.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Pam's Day
A glance at another day in Office paradise.
Office - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Parenting 101 reviews
A look at Charles Brandon's fatherhood skills.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Payne's Thought reviews
Random call for help.
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Murderous Hood reviews
The nefarious Sheriff finds yet another way to try to rid the world of Robin Hood.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Breaking Up is hard to do reviews
One Shot- Tony needs a little pick-me-up after he talks to Jeanne
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
World's End reviews
A tidbit of how Jack spent his time at World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
What Lurks Beneath reviews
Robin Hood is injured during a fight and his friends do what they can to keep him safe.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Old Ways New Beginnings reviews
With the team shattered with death and separation, Tony and Ziva find their own way to cope.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
February 14th reviews
Valentine's Day with our favorite grump-head!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
The team is called in on an inconvient day and they try to make it more interesting.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The Invitation reviews
A piece of mail received causes unwanted memories of the past.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2008 - A. Cameron - Complete
Diverting Chaos reviews
A crime in the lab has the team investigating their own.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
After the Rum reviews
A random exchange Jack experiences after waking up from a drinking spell.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Lecture of Minds reviews
A mandated lecture quizzes Allison's knowledge.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2007 - A. Cameron - Complete
Death of a Friend reviews
Even Horatio is not immune when tragedy strikes close to him
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Breathe reviews
After Sara is missing, where to begin?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Gil G. - Complete
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