JesterHattie
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Joined 06-21-20, id: 13637684, Profile Updated: 12-31-21
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Hello guys and gals and non-binary pals! Jester here, but call me Hattie! So, what do people say in these things? Oh right! I'm a 19 year old guy, freshly into college, with two French parents who definitely don't approve of my hobbies, and I am new to fanfiction (I recently discovered it during the pandemic, but I have been imagining in my head different characters in different fandoms for years now! How I didn't know fanfiction existed is a mystery to me too...)

Now, what else? Oh that's right! People say what they like, so here ya go!

Favorite Animes: Oh boy, there are too many to count, but I'll give you guys a list of what I like at the moment! Shokugeki No Soma (BTW, I do say 'Soma', not 'Souma'. Also, there is not many fanfics for Food Wars in general, what's up with that?!), My Hero Academia (I don't think I have to explain this one, everyone and their grandmothers has watched it), Seven Deadly Sins, Fairy Tail, The Persona Series (specifically Persona 4, as that's the only one that I could find that was dubbed), Fruits Basket (the remake, not the original, I was wayyyy too young to watch the original), Haikyu, Ouran High School Host Club (I misspelled Host and wrote Hot while I was writing this, hehe), Code Geass, Sword Art Online, Miraculous Ladybug (which I think could be classified as an anime... I think it is anyway), Free (which is just an excuse for me to watch pretty boys swim), Yuri on Ice, Pokémon (specifically the XYZ and XY series, because I really liked the ending), and I think that's it. I'll add more if I can think of any!

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson in general and the Kane Chronicles (which I know that it's for middle schoolers, but I read it at 16 and I still loved it, so shut up!), The Simon Snow Series, Harry Potter (even though I've never read a single one of those books, I still enjoy the fanfictions, and I think I know the plot of the first two books from said fanfictions, soooo...). The Savior's Series (which is written by Jenna Moreci, and IS SO GOOD I CANT STOP REREADING IT, SEND HELP!)… That's it! (that I can think of)

Favorite TV Shows: Can I put Netflix shows on here? Cause I don't watch regular TV. Oh, I can? Great! Lupin, from Netflix (with the show starring Omar Sy, how could I not??!!), The Great British Baking Show (which I know there is a whole debate on whether it's called that or the Great British Bake-Off, to which I say... WHO THE FUCK CARES??!), The Circle (which is reality TV trash, I know that, but I'm a sucker for people who can't see each other during a five-week long period and I still like it), and that's all I can think of at the moment!

Favorite Movies: Mission Impossible (I love the action), anything done by Disney ever, and, of course, literally any anime movie ever made!

Favorite Mythologies/Mythos: Greek Mythology, Roman Mythology, Norse, Egyptian, Chinese, Japanese, Mesopotamian (I'm actually in the process of writing a child of Enki story in the Kane Chronicles Universe, so look out for that!).

Now, let's get into my least favorite things, which, oh boy, am I gonna make a lot of people mad... *hides inside impenetrable bank vault*

Least Favorite Animes: Attack on Titan (before you get your torches and pitchforks out, let me explain myself! I don't like the art style, which is probably the biggest deterrent from me watching it. Also, I don't think the plot is very interesting, and it's also SO FUCKING DEPRESSING!), One Piece (which has like 800 episodes out... when am I going find time to watch that many FUCKING EPISODES!), Naruto (I just... I don't like mainstream stuff, okay! Apart from My Hero Academia, if an anime is doing really well, I probably won't watch it because it's most likely something that's been done a thousand and one times! I like obscure stuff that pushes boundaries!), Dragon Ball Z (which, again, is so FUCKING MAINSTREAM AND LITERALLY SO BORING I CANT AND IS SOOO OLD!!)…

Least Favorite Books: I actually don't think I have any least favorite books. I literally grew up on French comic books, so I can't really have an opinion of English ones. And I sorta stopped reading French comics back in my Sophomore year of high school (so only two years ago!... Holy Jeebus, I'm a child), so I can't really have many opinions on books…

Least Favorite TV Shows: I used to FREAKING HATE Game of Thrones (wayyyy too much s*x for my liking), but I've recently taken a liking to fanfics about it, so my hate might change. Other than that, I don't think I really have any least favorite TV shows. Again, I don't really watch TV, soooo...

Least Favorite Movies: I don't like movies who draw out the conflict, and I also hate movies that make scenes that could be done and dusted in 3 minutes into a 10 minute long scene (like that one movie about that (and I'm sorry for saying this) black guy and girl who were trying to find an apartment, dear GOD that movie needed an editor).


Favorite characters from all my fandoms (not in any particular order):

Shouto 'Shouto' Todoroki

Mirio 'Lemillion' Togata (I was very pissed when Horikoshi decided to take away his quirk).

Soma Yukihira

Akira Hayama

Meliodas (Even if I know that his character is a bit... controversial).

Shino 'Sinon' Asada (You cannot tell me she isn't a badass!)

Eugeo

Asta (Seriously, you cannot tell me this guy isn't the coolest you've ever seen!)

Yuno (I really like the one-sided rivalry, okay!)


By the way, I do have a Wattpad account (which I created in my freshman year of high school... because I thought that it was the only website for stories...), just search JesterHattie.


Top Five Favorite Pokémon (I don't know why I decided to do this, also I only played Black & White and Black & White 2. All other Pokémon not from Gen V are all from the anime):

1. Greninja - specifically Ash's Greninja.

2. Ampharos - from Pokémon Black & White 2.

3. Cobalion - from Pokémon Black & White 2.

4. Serperior - from Pokémon Black & White.

5. Luxray - from the Anime, Clement's Luxray.


Stories that I want to write (but haven't, for whatever reason):

--XCOM 2 WOTC--

* Lost (still workshopping the name) - A story about an OC who can control the Lost. I don't have any other ideas on what to do about this, but it has been living in my head rent-free. PAY YOUR DAMN RENT!!

--BNHA--

* Sixth - An AU where Izuku has a quirk, named Sixth-Sense. I don't really know what to do. Read my Wattpad account, that's where I keep my ideas for quirks. Shameless plug over!!

--Fairy Tail--

* Electronic - A story about an OC who can control electronic devices. I know that electronic devices don't really exist in the Fairy Tail universe, but I had this idea literally days ago.

--The Savior's Series--

* Another - Another story about an OC with powers this time. They can control a deck of cards that do anything they wants. Also, PLEASE READ JENNA'S BOOKS. THEY ARE SOOOO GOOD!!


Nineteen random facts about me (one for each year I've been alive):

1. I used to have head hair that reaches past my lower back (and yes, I call the hair on your head... head hair, don't judge).

2. I am deathly afraid of open water (pools I can do, oceans... not so much).

3. I have ADD, autism, and dysgraphia (which made it an utter nightmare in school).

4. I am left-handed (so, double-whammy! Not only do I have dysgraphia, but ink smears all over the page!... Great! *Does the Izuku head-bang*).

5. I can't tell my right from my left and vice-versa (this was a big problem back in middle school, but I'm slowly learning how to tell. I just remember which hand I used to write with).

6. I am known for being... possessive of my belongings.

7. If you wrong me (or if I think that you wronged me), be prepared for some extra level pettiness.

8. I am single and loving it.

9. I am an introvert (I literally only had one friend in high school).

10. I am bisexual, with a preference for men. No one person is truly bisexual.

11. I am in college, studying writing, and history (I've always had a passion for history, and for a project, I actually wrote an entire universe where Apollo the sun god was reincarnated at different moments in time and history).

12. I am agnostic (meaning that I think something is out there, but we, as humans, will never be able to understand said something, basically, I'm a discount atheist, I don't adhere to any particular religion. Please don't start theological debates in my reviews/PMs, you will be blocked).

13. I have a tendency to fixate on something when I get really into it.

14. I am allergic to pollen and have a sensitivity to soy milk (I don't know why soy milk specifically, but every time I drink it, my throat closes up uncomfortably).

15. I went to a choice high school (choice meaning that I could choose to go there, not my neighborhood school)

16. I own an Omen Laptop.

17. I love Lilsimsie's content on YouTube.

18. I am non-materialistic, meaning that I don't really care what I own. I'm happy with anything.

19. I am a virgin (haven't even touched myself, never really saw the point).


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an asshole.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Does my one-time crush on my mother's cousin count? I think it does).
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (my mom always laughs at this)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (who would wants to be a clone of everyone else?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (The amount of times this stereotype has come up for me is unreal).
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I have my dad's skin. I BURN like crazy).
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Artistic talent can come in many different forms. For me, it was creative writing, and coming up with stories).
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (It's just too many people talking at once, thank you very much.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I'm a teen, okay. Teen's hair gets greasy within a day of washing it!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and an asshole.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (I used to!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANBOY/FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH (OR USED TO) WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Every modern teen is guilty of this, not just me!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (I might be spoiled, but at least I have enough brain power to tell off people like you!)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (None of those things are right! I'm very skinny, I'm soft-spoken, and I'm humble).
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (This is why the Feminist community gets so much crap. Because of people like YOU who make it crappy).
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (Hello, sunburn much?)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I wasn't popular and really... I didn't want to be. Way too much stress.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Not everyone is going to agree on everything the government does. That's just being human.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I will let you know that I am bisexual, thank you!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (It is rare that I curse, and if I do, it's usually for a verryyy good reason)
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Seriously, the amount of times that some Christians say to me, 'just find Christ and everything will be alright' and then I reply, 'no thanks. I'm bi.).
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID.
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES.
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE.
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS.
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS.
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL.
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT. (I am NOT FAT, ASSHOLE!!)
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER.
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL.
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports (I played softball and basketball, thank you.)
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID. (I am wimpy, but I am not old nor stupid!)
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL.
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN.
I am a LUDDITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION.
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE. (Why must people who use this phrase be old people in the fifties?)
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS.
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOR.
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER.
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR. (I don't like singing with an audience. I prefer singing in the sanctity of my own bedroom).
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL.
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO.
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'.
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me.
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS.
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MUSTACHE and a BERET. (This one really bugs me. Not ALL French people like cheese and wine, okay! And stop thinking that French people wear the same thing!)
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT.
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION.
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY.
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH.
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM. (I do not like gym, thank you very much. It was my worst subject in middle and high school!)
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE.
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT.
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY.


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA), coppa-cola (USA), aspiringactor (Canada) Dakkaman777 (England) patrickthenobleman (USA) JesterHattie (France, don't currently live there, but do have nationality)


Let's talk about OCs, shall we? Why the FUCK are all of them female? I know that most fanfic writers are female and they sometimes write a version of themselves into fandoms but can we please have some diversity in this house? Write more Male!OC stories damn it! Seriously, it's not that hard! I am at a loss when I try to find any male OC stories for fandoms that aren't overrun with testosterone and literally only have like 5 female characters (Haikyu is a good example of this)! And the ones that I do find are filled with virile men who don't (read: can't) cry, or feel any general emotions apart from rage and lust. I am not sexist (seriously, I'm an advocate and an ally to them), but I do think that the stereotype that men have to be strong and tough is extraordinarily outdated. Men can cry and feel emotions like sadness too, ya know! And this is only for straight men. Gay men have to deal with the stereotype that they're precious (read: fragile) flowers and that they can't do anything without a strong guy with them (which can be a type, but it's not every gay man's type). My mother's cousin (who is a guy), is into bearded overweight other guys. And you don't see him being a fragile flower! I literally had a schoolgirl's crush on him when I was like 7 and didn't know any better (like how it's incest, and it's not exactly allowed). As soon as I realized that, my crush instantly evaporated.


The story behind my name on here:

JesterHattie is a very new name of mine. I was reading a Bakudeku fanfiction, and it said something about jesters. One minute later, and JesterHattie was my new name! I did want to name myself JesterHat, but that name was already taken!


I do have a discord, come yell with or at me about Riordan's inaccuracies with canon greek mythology characters!!

JesterHattie#9540.


I think that's all I wanted to say (for now), so thank you for reading my profile, and remember, stay safe, wear condoms, and have fun!

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Link: Mage of Fairy Tail by Tenrousha reviews
After his defeat, Ganondorf attempts to drag Link into the dimension of his banishment with him. Link retaliates, but the result sends him hurling through dimensions to land in Earthland.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 431,090 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 9/25/2021 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Link
A Dance in Heaven by Cobalt Dreams reviews
Hermes, an orphan, is a mailman who goes by the name of Angelo. On his mail route, he meets a model who bears a striking resemblance to Apollon. And as if that wasn't enough, another man walks into his life - a man whose very aura is bewitching. Could he be falling for them both? And what's with the weird IM's he's been getting? Slash. Being redone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,514 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Apollo, Hermes - Complete
Sunburn by SacredAlessa reviews
Percy feels used by Apollo. But, Apollo steps in and shows Percy how he really feels about him. Rated M for a reason LOTS of lemons!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,531 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Percy J., Apollo
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Virginia Hall in Everlock
What if Virginia Hall was in Everlock? What if she joined Joey in his quest to come back to life and save Everlock? This is that story! Rated M, because of blood and death and stuff.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Published: 10/28/2021
Tsukuyomi's Son - The Battle of the Labyrinth reviews
Alx had survived the Titan Atlas. He'd survived Apollo being cheesy during Christmas. He'd even survived Percy being overbearing! So why does he have to be dragged into another quest! And why the hell is Apollo making moves now! Updates... whenever I want! (mostly). This story takes some creative liberties! Inspired by The God Complex. Discontinued... sorry.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,425 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2021 - Published: 8/23/2021 - [Apollo, OC] [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Tsukuyomi's Son - Scenarios
This is basically just me writing things that come to my mind while I'm writing Tsukuyomi's Son.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2021 - [OC, Apollo]
Tsukuyomi's Son - The Titan's Curse reviews
A retelling of Percy Jackson, but with a new member. The Son of Tsukuyomi. Why can't Alx have a normal life with love that he wants? Why is he the new seer of the Greeks and Shinto gods? And why the hell is he destined to be with Apollo? Updates... whenever I want! This story takes some creative liberties! Inspired by The God Complex. Stop saying that I'm plagiarizing, I asked!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 6/28/2021 - [Apollo, OC] Percy J. - Complete
Sixth-Sensei
After the USJ attack, the Hero Public Safety Commission is worried about the safety of UA. With All Might still a target, and one of their teachers injured, they propose a new teacher to add to their roster. Only, said teacher doesn't want the job. Updates whenever I want!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2021 - [OC, Keigo Takami/Hawks] 1-A Students, 1-B Students