Lucretia Boresya
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Joined 12-08-01, id: 136382, Profile Updated: 11-03-09
Author has written 10 stories for Hey Arnold.

I was gettin sick of my old profile... it was from my old days of insanity, its a new year, a new profile... THE NEW JAN BRADY!! ok, not... Yes, i am still the monkey queen, but sheila is gone... poor sheila... never saw it coming... Anyway, I am Tanochan; a.k.a, That Weirdo; a.k.a, Neko-Chan; a.k.a Ikari; a.k.a, Freak; a.k.a, Mr. Sprinkles (i named myself, hee)... my real name? well,only me and maybe two other people on ff.net know what it is. Sore wa himitsu desu and all that, you know. You can call me Tano... or perhaps your majesty? yes, your majesty sounds good - You wont say it? THEN OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!! lool, ive always wanted to say that... oh my gosh (hahaha) you don know anything about me cept im insane! that's terrible! so, I'll tell you guys stuff! name: hah, you wish, my name will be.. hmm... i think i shall be called Yancee (ew, doug... NOT DOUG) or tano... hehe, yancee... funniness age: 14 but not for long! moowaha eye color: hazel (green and brown.. but i think one of em is turning grey.. -.-") hair color: um... brownish blondish.. depending on the day of the week although, i do want to die it purple, so i can be xellos... heehee, weird squinty eyed psycho that he is... skin color: green (haha, maybe not... but it has a greenish tint sometimes... O.o') favorites: tv show:I LOVE HEY ARNOLD! I also love Invader ZiM, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and The Simpsons! BUT OF ALL THE ABOVE, HEY ARNOLD RULES!! so bow down to it!! or you will be beheaded like my doggy (king louie XXI that he is) color: green, blue, purple, black (the colors of pain... -.-") food: chinese, mexican, italian, sugar animal: monkeys, doggies, kitties, dust bunnies (all the basic food groups) person: ya like im gonna tell you :-P number: 21, 107, 7, 25 saying: "i don suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it" and "Winter is cold for those without warm memories" music: Spice Girls (LOOL, but seriously, theyre not that bad O.o'), Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morrissette, Barenaked Ladies, Vertical Horizon, Matchbox20, Third Eye Blind, Three Doors Down, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park(more when i have time)... miscellaneous: hmm... what to say... um... bye bye -whatever my name is today, don ask me i forget Hey, by da way, EMAIL ME! I am so bored, ill talk to you ppl!! lemme know about... whatever... ya

FAST FORWARD ABOUT 6 YEARS

Oh my God what was WRONG with me when I was 13-15 years old? Ahhhhhh. Okay well, I'm keeping the profile above alone, as a reminder and a warning to the world of the dangers of too much caffeine, sugar and Invader Zim.

Anyways, um, I had forgotten all about this account until yesterday, 11/1/09. I haven't written any fanfiction since. I'm kind of super embarrassed of what I already have written!!

Who knows, maybe I'll edit my old fics, add to them, or something. I won't delete them, for the sake of posterity or whatever.

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Split Decisions by bookofjade reviews
UPDATED! Arnold and Helga. Together in a hotel room in some strange town miles away from Hillwood. Hormones! Shady characters! Hot summer nights!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,137 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Helga, Arnold
Hey Let's Switch Turns! by BunniGirl reviews
*Update: Chp 27* The grass is always greener on the other side. When their wishes are taken too literally, Helga and Arnold learn that no one really has it easy. Throw in a few crazy deities with a shine for matchmaking for good luck.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,716 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/17/2001 - Arnold, Helga
The Brainy Saga by Nftnat reviews
An introspective chapter, where we find out what made Miriam what she is. It's more intense than it sounds. Chapter 24.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,386 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2002
There's No Place Like Home by Arynnl reviews
623 UPDATEHelga's going through some major changes as she's removed into the care of an unlikely foster family. Will Big Bob, Miriam, and Olga get her back? UPDATE CHAPTER 8
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Helga, Arnold
To Dream The Dangerous Dream by Arana Mai reviews
Helga has strange dreams that suddenly become real. *Finished!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002
How It Happens by JP5683 reviews
COMPLETED. Final Author's Note added 5/8. Lizzie and Gordo are forced to deal with feelings, friends, and each other. Starts back at Christmas goes to... ? First fanfic here, feedback appreciated.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,810 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
The Lizzie McGuire Movie by PersonY2K reviews
*FINISHED!* You better read! (This is what I think the Lizzie McGuire Movie's going to be like. I'm using lines from the trailer, lines from shows... l/g pairings) *FINISHED!*
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 27,168 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003
Within by Moo-The Interrupting Cow reviews
But the true self is still there... Arnold, Only a few in a lifetime receive this gift, the gift of removing the masks. Seeing how people really are, viewing what they tuck away from the world. (By Miss Matched and Baniigaaru (Bunni Girl))
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Liking Him Like That by The Hermione Granger Fan Club reviews
A Phoebe/Gerald oriented outtake from 'Married'- notice how they're only couple Rhonda didn't predict? Featuring references to 'Love and Cheese' and 'Pre-Teen Scream'.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2003
All the Animals In the Zoo by Heidi Patacki reviews
Curly snaps again, this time at the kids' senior prom, kidnapping prom queen Rhonda Lloyd. A Curly/Rhonda fic.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003
Pink Thunder of PS 118 by zukone reviews
Parody of Martial Arts' showdown type stuff in the Hey Arnold Universe. What happens when Helga gets bumped in the head and acts all wierd.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Silence by YoYo and Golden Vegeta reviews
Something horrible happens to Helga, she loses her chance to ever tell Arnold her feelings... (NEW CHAPTER 2/22/2003)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 5/31/2002
Punch Love REVAMPED by Harlow reviews
Arnold dead? Lila a goth? Phoebe popular? Too much has changed and the gang is now in high school with Helga caught in the middle. Mysterious relationships pop up with Brainy and Sid. FINISHED and REVAMPED! WHOO!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,248 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003
How Strong Is the Word Love? by Yukitoshuu Itsumademo reviews
I originally put up poem that was intended to be this story bc I uploaded the wrong file. If you read Meaning of Love, that was a mistake. Helga's look back on the one time in her life that changed everything. Arnold got rejected, and she was there to pr
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Crazy For You by Poison Ivory reviews
Helga and Arnold are reunited at Phoebe and Gerald's wedding, and neither of them are talking about what happened between them. But what did happen? Rated R for language and sexual situations. 4 and 5...the end!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
You loved her too late by SassyAngel reviews
~*FINISHED!!*~'When will you love me?' Revised & ten times better! Helga has been neglated and unloved all of her life what happens when she snapps? The resluts might not be so good. R&R!! Pleaze! ^_^
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,105 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002
Marshmallows and Irony by jacki reviews
*Chapters 5&6 now up!* At a roof-top camp out with his friends, 15-year-old Arnold is dared to kiss Helga within a week. Will it all turn out as planned?? Or will something MORE happen?? *TEENAGE-esque drama!*
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002
My Christmas Angel by Yukitoshuu Itsumademo reviews
I wanted to write a Christmas story and this is what I came up with. They played this game every year, why was this year any different? Because fate opened up the eyes of a fourteenyearold football headed boy. He would receive someone as a Secret Sant
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Mouse9 reviews
The sap is back! Helga turns sixteen and someone's planning something special.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2002
When I Come Around by rock steady13 reviews
Arnold thinks Helga's done something he has to hate her for but, 4 yrs later he finally learns he'd made a terrible mistake. now, w/ help from helga & gerald, arnold's back w/ fresh determination to do the impossible... please R&R! chap 6 uP!!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 5/25/2002
Bleeding Hearts by AmandaArtiste reviews
Mr. Simmons reads a poem in class and Helga suspects she knows the poet! Could a gypsy's spell be the key? AH Halloween!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Change Is Good? by savagemind reviews
It was late afternoon on the day the neighbourhood had been saved. Everything was back to normal, well, almost everything... *COMPLETE*
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2002 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Complete
How Could It Be? by SilverChocolate reviews
New Chapter Up...!!!! Pain...screaming...torture...Ice Cubes crushing between her teeth. yes. THE TIME HAS COME! Is it a boy...or a girl? What's wrong with Helga? Are they keeping the baby? Questions may or may not be answered in the final chapter.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 9/1/2002
If That's What It Takes by Lady Athena Lionfire reviews
A song fic, Arnold rescues Helga from being mugged and when she has to love at the boarding house cos her parents are on holiday he falls in love with her.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Complete
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It's All In Your Head reviews
The kids are in the 9th grade. After three years of not speaking to one another, Arnold wants to reconnect with the one girl who would never make things easy for him. I wish I had a better explanation!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Helga, Arnold
Where Are You? reviews
One day, Helga doesn't show up for school... What happened? Feel free to review. *Chapter 2 is up!*
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Helga, Arnold
Where Are You Going reviews
Everyone is acting strangely. Helga is missing. Brainy discovers something terrible... Curly/Rhonda-ness on the side... maybe some Helga/Arnold, who knows? R&R!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 2/9/2003
All in Your Head reviews
hmm... a real summary... well, Helga's a loner in the 9th grade, still obsessed with Arnold(who's now one of the popular crowd).. after a few years of not noticing her, Arnold decides to be Helga's friend again... what's going on now? Ch 13 up finally!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,664 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002
Put Two and Two Together reviews
sorry it took so loooong... heres chapper 5.. its extremely short, but it moves the story along a lil... review please, ill try to get ch6 up soon
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002
As You Wish: HA Parody of the Princess Bride reviews
I DONT OWN the PRINCESS BRIDE!!!! anyhoo, this is parody of it, HA-y and i tried to make it a lil different. Please dont kill me. Thankees.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2003
Isn't It reviews
All in Arnold's POV (i think, lool) anyhoo, he comes back from livin somewhere wif his parents for 5 years. What has changed? *a bit different from my usual(but somehow the same O.o)* R&R please!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2003
It's a HA! Movie Sequel! reviews
what the title says! come on, read it, it wont be so bad, though the first chapper is short. Im gonna try to do it a lil differently, so read, por favor!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Always Right Behind Her reviews
this is a bit different from my usual, but i think its still good ^-^ its the story of a boy and his obsession, where it began, and where it ended. man, what a stoopid summary. r&r please^v^
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2002 - Published: 11/29/2002
More Titleless Drivel Ch1 reviews
Why is it PG? Don ask me! I only write this stuff! K, well, this is my 2nd story, yay!Summary: 2 new strange, crazy girls appear in the neighborhood and bug the people in Hillwood, especially Helga and Arnold! OH THE INSANITY!! WHERE IS MY SLURPEE???? Sig
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2002