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If you think you know what's going on, you're probably wrong.

That having been said, I have a bit of a problem...

You see, it goes like this. I am running out of good stuff. It's not like there aren't enough fics left on ffnet, I just don't know were to find them, or I'm not familiar with the fandom. So, If anyone wanders across this member page, could you drop me a P.M. with one or two suggestions for a good fic, (preferably not yaoi, definitely not sasuke/naruto, but yuri is all good) 20000+ words long, currently updated or completed, in ranma, naruto, lucky star, Suzumiya Haruhi, azumanga daioh, Cardcaptor sakura (No Syaoran. No exceptions.), or just good stuff.

Much appreciated!

~CAT

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29803 - Favs: 16,090 - Follows: 14,342 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
History's Most Chaotic Disciple by Nobody of Note reviews
Ranma finds himself right in the middle of the fighting involving Ragnarok, the Shinpaku Alliance, and Yomi.
Crossover - Ranma & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 172,865 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Ranma
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Quantum Destinies by Jurai Knight reviews
On a parallel Earth that diverged from the standard Ranma timeline over five hundred years ago, the Empire of Japan rules almost half the world and has done so for almost a century. This is the story of the Ranma 1/2 cast set on that Earth.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 860,045 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ranma, Nabiki
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,504 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M.
Inverted Spectrum by Author Roy reviews
After the wedding, things are getting better for Ranma and Akane. But one day, he wakes up in someone else's bed, someone else's clothes, and someone else's house, and no clue how he got there. What's worse, people seem to think he IS that someone else. And he's not the only one. All around Tokyo, people are finding themselves in similar situations... HSDK, R1/2, Sailor Moon, YYH
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 133,006 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Ranma, Sailor Moon
White Snake by IveHeardItBothWays1088 reviews
Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,163 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hinata H., Anko M.
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,758 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Shinigan by alethiophile reviews
Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,961 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
At dawn by youte reviews
AU with powers. In a world governed by strict rules, two girls struggle to find their true places, one unsure of humankind, the other unsure of herself. Unbeknown to them, their destinies are linked. Ino/Sakura, others het.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,105 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - [Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Demiglace Graffiti by ToastedPine reviews
[Ranma Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi cross] Ranma has a daughter as headstrong as he is, god have mercy on us all. No knowledge of the latter series required so dive right in!
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,260 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 12/17/2006
The Conduit by Dorlath reviews
Naruto was born hundreds of years before canon, living that entire duration due to a tie to the biju that runs deeper than any jinchuriki. AU with an, obviously, quite strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,237 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
The Third's Fourth Pupil by Kenkon15 reviews
After Naruto gets ambushed and beaten close to death, the Third Hokage decides to take the matter into his own hands. Not since Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru had he accepted another student, but the boy was an exception. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,358 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Thyatira reviews
Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Eventual femslash, because I hate you. Also a lock-fic, because I really hate you.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,362 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ranma, Naruko U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Disorderly Princess and the Fiery Steed by gsteemso reviews
Hinata is too shy for her own good. Ranma is too brash for his. They live in different universes and will never meet. How the heck did they come to be helping one another?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,612 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Ranma, Hinata H.
The Lady of the Mountain by Flashfyre5 reviews
Ranma Saotome, now 31, lives alone on the side of a mountain, as a woman. Nobody knows who she is-not even her name-but when a wandering martial artist asks Ranma to teach him, bits of the past she thought long gone begin to reappear. Complete.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,087 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Kannazuki no Shimai by DezoPenguin reviews
The Sisters of the Godless Month! Reincarnated as twins, Chikane and Himeko believe they know what to expect from the next cycle, but fate and destiny still have unexpected twists to threaten their happiness. A direct sequel to the KnM manga.
Kannazuki no Miko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,384 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Chikane H., Himeko K.] - Complete
xXxRanma by Lost Star reviews
-xXxHolic/Ranma Fusion- Some things are magical, others are silly. Some things are destined, others are chance. Perhaps you would like to read about that divide? Feel free. Do be kind enough to give an opinion of it, at the very least.
Crossover - Ranma & xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,036 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ranma, Yuuko I. - Complete