Wizard of Wack
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Joined 08-29-07, id: 1364149, Profile Updated: 01-11-08
Author has written 2 stories for My Life as a Teenage Robot.

If you're reading this, You happen to be one of the lucky (Or unlucky as you might view it) people to see my bio for Fan fiction.net. I really don't feel the need to be particuarly verbose, but I thought it might be nice to have somthing filling all that dreadful white space in my profile.

I started this profile as a way to test my writing skills. The best way to test somthing I have always felt, was to have it repeatedly maimed, and then discover where it first began to buckle. It is a rather scientific approach, with numerous variables to consider, and it allows for obsesive editing. I sometimes picture myself as a wizened scientist, probing the chared remains of the story and periodicaly noding and scribling some arcane text on on a clipboard. One can only hope that after the best of sessions, I will be able to divine useful and well thought out ideas.

In short, I'm throwing out my Hackneed plots and ideas for all too see, and hoping that I get some good feedback. My first story I like to think of as a metaphorical Bull in a china shop, grinding puctuation and spelling underneath its clumsy hooves. Oh no! There goes a semicolon, and the period, oh god the period! Perhaps a good explination of what I think is goinging to happen could be found in one of Penny Arcade's numerous Mr. Period and the punctuatiuon posse strips.

In any event I hope you enjoy the wild ride that is soon to follow.

Oh, and if you absolutely need to stab your eyes out, come visit me on DeviantArt at


Well, I survived the first story with out major physical Trauma, I think it’s about time to try another one. That is if I can pull myself away from Mass effect of the Orange Box for any length of time (Prognosis: Bleak)

But hey, lets see how it all turns out

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Do Robot Girls Dream of Nerdy Boys? reviews
The Sequel to Ties of Blood, Ties of Oil. Jenny has received an unprecedented, wonderful gift for her sixth birthday. But with the onset of nightmarish dreams shortly after, Jenny may be forced into a distasteful decision.
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Ties of Blood, Ties of oil reviews
As an Armada of renegade Cluster sweeps the galaxy for their lost queen and Vega attempts to keep the Cluster empire from dissolving into civil war, Jenny matches wits with an enigmatic hacker.
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,181 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
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