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Joined 08-29-07, id: 1364212, Profile Updated: 05-26-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Name: Steph

Physical: Age: 15

Height/Build: 5 foot 6 and a half, slim, but most definitely not athletic (I'm a klutz)

Colouring: Blonde hair, Blue eyes, Pale skin (honestly like scary pale)

Sociology

Education: Favourite subjects- English, Art, Music (I play the carinet - the world's ultimate beating instrument.)

Least Favourite Subjects- Virtually anything else

Nationality- Canadian (my background is English, Irish, Scottish, possibly alien)

Hobbies- Reading and Writing (obviously)

Psychology

Ambitions- Become a writer- but I suppose that would be obvious, travel the world, and find a good guy (this is a difficult feat as so few of them exist)

Frustrations/ Disappointments- Ha where to begin

Temperment- Completely mental/ looney

Qualities/ Talents- I listen...kind of, I think I'm good at writing (my English grades prove as such), I'm good at making slide shows

Quotes

'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

We're all pretty bizarre some of us are just better at showing it

Yea, I'm a loser but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken and who could brighten your day even if she couldn't brighten her own

when all else is lost the future still remains

I spend too much time thinking about things that will never happen, and dressing up for that boy who will never care

Come to the dark side, we have cookies

Life is like an hourglass sooner or later everything hits the bottom and you just have to wait for someone to turn it aroung

When people don't laugh at our jokes I don't think of it as a " you had to be there" kind of thing more like a " you have to be mentally retarded like us" kind of thing

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by someting sparkly

Maraccas!! Cha Cha Cha

I've got a magical box, it's better than yours!

Who needs a life when you have fictoinal characters to stalk?

These violent delights have violent ends..- Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet

'And as he kissed for one last time, his eyes betrayed the evil of his crime. And her heart it shattered splintering her soul, the pain she felt we'll never know. And the water it stained as it fell, the tears of a fallen angel will always dwell'.

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr.Seuss"

"A reason is a great excuse, but an excuse is not the real reason."

"Death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath had no power yet upon thy beauty"-Romeo-William Shakespeare

"The expected is what we live for. The unexpected is what changes our lives."

"Seize every possibility that comes your way, because it may never happen again."

"Before you make promises, learn the definition of forever.""

"With great love comes great loss, which in itself flows powerfully into great pain without anticipation."

"Life is like a wave -- you don't know where it'll bring you. You can fight with or against it, but all you can really do is ride it and hope for the best."

"Don't let today's disappointments cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams."

"The impossible just takes a little longer."

"Come, gentle night; come, loving, black-browed night;Give me my Romeo; and, when I shall die,Take him and cut him out in little stars,And he will make the face of heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with night...Romeo and Juliet Act III scene ii"

"A friend will bail you out of Jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying man that was awesome! Lets do it again! "

"FRIENDS ARE LIKE SLINKYS, THEY AREN'T GOOD FOR MUCH, BUT THEY ALWAYS BRING ENJOYMENT WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!"

"That my children is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid! For we cannot walk through it ! believe me children for i have tried this many times before. "

"THAT'S HORRIBLE...Now lets watch it again in slow motion."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."

"Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good."

Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice.

From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire.

But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate

To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.

-Robert Frost

"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject"

"If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you"

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls"

“Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.”-Willy Wonka

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you." --Unknown

"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever." -unknown

"The smart choice isn't always the right one."

"Read the directions, even if you don't follow them."

"Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly."

"Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind, the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself."

"Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how."

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Marriage is Just an Adventure into Madness by Starlight623 reviews
"Someone once told me that marriage is, simply put, just an adventure into madness. They didn't realize just how right they were." A series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between Alice and Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 133,507 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Alice in Wonderland : Alice's Legacy by Kayla Sparrow reviews
They say each ending is only a new beginning,and that's true for Alice as well.A year after her departure,she comes back.Underland soon calls for her aid once more,and she faithfully returns to her world...but when she does,Hatter's worst fear comes true.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
The Poison by LooneyLockhart reviews
Alice is back for as long as she pleases in Underland. The Hatter is very happy about this but when the Red Queen learned of this news she will do whatever it takes to get her revenge! Based off Tim Burton's film.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Two Years Later by gra.d.mil reviews
Not sure how to summarize this, its an Alice and Tarrent story. Really I just make it up as I go along.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
My Friend, My Love, My Mate by Mynthia Fae reviews
To save her friends Hermione locates the last hidden Time-Turner, but before she can use it properly it shatters. Were does she end up? And can she avoid altering the flow of time? Rated for future possible chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,406 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Forget the future, Remember the past by JanieJoy'sTicklish reviews
What happens when Alice soon misses The Hatter? When her feelings for him have been comfirmed by a letter? And now they are seprated. That won't last long. Now what could happen when to old enimies return, could all be spoiled? Extreme AliceXHatter!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,485 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Return to Wonderland by Miss Whip reviews
Alice has a daughter, from where, she doesn't quite know, but it seems that a return to Wonderland is clearly in the cards. Based on Tim Burton's movie, might become M in later chapters. Alice/Hatter. Cover art credit to kara-lija.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,595 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - [Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.]
The Third Visit to Wonderland by Barn and Co reviews
Alice once again falls down the rabbit hole and finds herself in Wonderland. She can't get home without the help of the Mad Hatter. But does he wish for her to leave? And does Alice even want to go for that matter? Tim Burton's Alice in mind
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
When Up Becomes Down by amburnikole reviews
Alice went on with her life, but still carries her memories of her friends with her. Her life was once again rather ordinary until an unexpected guest arrives.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Through the Looking Glass Once More by Aras Potter reviews
After Alice left Underland, she found herself falling into depression. Some even think she is mad. So, she decides it is time to travel back to Underland. This time, she won't be going home. Tim Burton Version. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,027 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Almost Alice: Of Spades and Hearts by Xerizzelles reviews
HIATUS After her sudden departure, Alice finds herself back in Wonderland, or rather Underland, and must help The White Queen against another villain, who not only wants to take over Underland, but destroy Alice and everyone she loves, including Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,984 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Journeys and Destinations by AmberH84 reviews
Alice longs for the day she can return to her Hatter. But what if his reaction isn't what she expected? Ok it's a REALLY dumb title, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else... Better title to come summary too probably .
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,499 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
A Hidden Riddle by ChrisIsDaName reviews
Chaos has been stirring up in Underland; The Red Queen is back in power, and she is has become quite the more Savage with revenge. But thats not just the main case. Something is brewing up between Alice and a certain Mad Hatter... rated M just in case
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
Bachelorette Party by tikki-tock reviews
So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Deceived by leopardspotz17 reviews
Clary, Jace, Isabelle, Alec and Magnus move to Washington D.C. to start their own Institute. When someone from their past comes to claim they've changed do they trust them? Little do they know they are slowly being drove apart.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
No Matter What Happens by LadySlytherin007 reviews
Hermione has been given an ancient source of power crucial to Harry's success against Voldemort.RomanceSuspense HGRL. ..IGNORE POOR GRAMMAR IN FIRST FEW CHAPTERS, STARTED THIS 4 YEARS AGO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,892 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The Right Kind of Problem by filmfanatic-20 reviews
During The Final Battle at Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione are accidentally sent into the past. They encounter familiar faces, relationships develop, and the threat of Voldemort continues to grow. Can Hermione and Harry save the future by saving the past?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Success is Counted Sweetest by irishgirl686 reviews
...To those who Never Succeed.Basic HGRL with some twists and turns. my 1st posted fic! be nice! read and review! Rated T for now. May change later.. Not OOtP Compiantish. Sirius is alive!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,766 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 4990 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
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When Hearts and Time Collide reviews
Hermione is in love with her professor, and in order to make him fall in love with her she travels back to the time of the Marauders. Drama and romance ensue and Hermione finds herself at last with the man she loves. Remus/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Happily Ever After, Forever reviews
Takes place after Eclipse. Edward and Bella are engaged to be married, but what about the Volturi? Will Jacob ever get his happily ever after? Fluff and Eclipse Spoilers. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Bella, Edward