Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Name: Steph

Physical: Age: 15

Height/Build: 5 foot 6 and a half, slim, but most definitely not athletic (I'm a klutz)

Colouring: Blonde hair, Blue eyes, Pale skin (honestly like scary pale)

Sociology

Education: Favourite subjects- English, Art, Music (I play the carinet - the world's ultimate beating instrument.)

Least Favourite Subjects- Virtually anything else

Nationality- Canadian (my background is English, Irish, Scottish, possibly alien)

Hobbies- Reading and Writing (obviously)

Psychology

Ambitions- Become a writer- but I suppose that would be obvious, travel the world, and find a good guy (this is a difficult feat as so few of them exist)

Frustrations/ Disappointments- Ha where to begin

Temperment- Completely mental/ looney

Qualities/ Talents- I listen...kind of, I think I'm good at writing (my English grades prove as such), I'm good at making slide shows

Quotes

'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

We're all pretty bizarre some of us are just better at showing it

Yea, I'm a loser but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken and who could brighten your day even if she couldn't brighten her own

when all else is lost the future still remains

I spend too much time thinking about things that will never happen, and dressing up for that boy who will never care

Come to the dark side, we have cookies

Life is like an hourglass sooner or later everything hits the bottom and you just have to wait for someone to turn it aroung

When people don't laugh at our jokes I don't think of it as a " you had to be there" kind of thing more like a " you have to be mentally retarded like us" kind of thing

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by someting sparkly

Maraccas!! Cha Cha Cha

I've got a magical box, it's better than yours!

Who needs a life when you have fictoinal characters to stalk?

These violent delights have violent ends..- Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet

'And as he kissed for one last time, his eyes betrayed the evil of his crime. And her heart it shattered splintering her soul, the pain she felt we'll never know. And the water it stained as it fell, the tears of a fallen angel will always dwell'.

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr.Seuss"

"A reason is a great excuse, but an excuse is not the real reason."

"Death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath had no power yet upon thy beauty"-Romeo-William Shakespeare

"The expected is what we live for. The unexpected is what changes our lives."

"Seize every possibility that comes your way, because it may never happen again."

"Before you make promises, learn the definition of forever.""

"With great love comes great loss, which in itself flows powerfully into great pain without anticipation."

"Life is like a wave -- you don't know where it'll bring you. You can fight with or against it, but all you can really do is ride it and hope for the best."

"Don't let today's disappointments cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams."

"The impossible just takes a little longer."

"Come, gentle night; come, loving, black-browed night;Give me my Romeo; and, when I shall die,Take him and cut him out in little stars,And he will make the face of heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with night...Romeo and Juliet Act III scene ii"

"A friend will bail you out of Jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying man that was awesome! Lets do it again! "

"FRIENDS ARE LIKE SLINKYS, THEY AREN'T GOOD FOR MUCH, BUT THEY ALWAYS BRING ENJOYMENT WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!"

"That my children is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid! For we cannot walk through it ! believe me children for i have tried this many times before. "

"THAT'S HORRIBLE...Now lets watch it again in slow motion."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."

"Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good."

Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice.

From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire.

But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate

To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.

-Robert Frost

"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject"

"If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you"

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls"

“Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.”-Willy Wonka

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you." --Unknown

"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever." -unknown

"The smart choice isn't always the right one."

"Read the directions, even if you don't follow them."

"Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly."

"Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind, the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself."

"Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how."