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Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, and Greek Mythology.

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Hey, I'm books4evah. Here are some random facts about me, for anyone who cares:

Favorite Books: Voltaire's stories (Candide, Zadig, Ingenuous, etc), God of Small Things, The Princess Bride, Ivanhoe, Water for Elephants, The Importance of Being Earnest, The Aeneid, The Odyssey, Edith Hamilton's Mythology, Stardust, essays of E.B. White, the Harry Potter series (of course), The Messenger, (selected works of) Shakespeare, Pride and Prejudice, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Emma, Sense and Sensibility

Favorite Quotes:

"Melinade (that is the lady's name, which I have had my reasons for not telling until now, because it was not yet made up) went ahead as best she could..." - Voltaire, The One-Eyed Porter

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners"- Johnny Carson

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them" - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

"Men of fortune come and go, but a head clamp lasts forever."- The Beau Stratagem

Also, anything by Eddie Izzard fits under this category! ("Cake or death?")

And all Monty Python. ("She's a witch! Burn her!")

Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

1. Crookshanks

2. Kreacher

3. Ron Weasley

4. James Potter

5. Neville Longbottom

6. Minerva Mcgonagall

7. Fred and George Weasley

8. Petunia Dursley

9. Peter Pettigrew

10. Lily Evans

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Buried Treasure and Transmogrify by Rienna Hawkes reviews
Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story found over on the Checkmated archive, but I intend to complete it here. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 169,713 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Through A Glass Darkly by EHWIES reviews
Nothing's fair in love and war anymore. xx The sixth year. JPLE, MMSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,768 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Marlene M., Sirius B.]
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8708 - Favs: 6,121 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 213,059 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Say When by jamespotterthefirst reviews
AU. A version of how Lily Evans and James Potter would have met if they were only two university students in a world where magic and Hogwarts didn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,727 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Gone With The Wind by our dancing days reviews
In this story, there's no adventure, no dashing hero, but there is love. And maybe that's an adventure in itself. / JPLE, RLSB, MMPP. for the hpfc 'rashamon' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Privilege and Prejudice by Random-Musings reviews
Under normal circumstances a dinner party at the Potter manor in Godric's Hollow has the potential to be thoroughly enjoyable. But with prejudiced guests, tragic news on the warfront, and a well-meaning fiancé ignorant of his privilege, this is one evening Lily Evans will never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,130 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Juggernaut Factor by fabiansgoldwatch reviews
"There's something you have to realise about a boy who buys you sweets that taste like torture, fights a branch duel for your honour, or lets you dribble on his jumper: a boy like that should never be ignored."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Escape by B.C Daily reviews
After leaving Hogwarts, Lily has a job as a research assistant under a prominent Muggle-born scholar who is very politically active. When the scholar is suddenly missing, Lily is thrown into a whirlwind of emotion, paranoia, and fear. 2011 LilyJamesFest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Perpetually Never Ending by that lionhearted vagabond reviews
Professor Minerva McGonagall survives seven long years of James Potter and Lily Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Chronicles of Captain Craptastic by GhostOfBambi reviews
In this extremely AU story, set in the Muggle world, we see the Marauders as a group of crime-fighting, spotlight-hogging, fabulously-styled superheroes. No, seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Muggle Studies by museme87 reviews
As the Voldemort War rages outside the castle, long standing prejudices begin to seep their way into Hogwarts. James/Lily, background Remus/Sirius Full summary with warnings within
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,847 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
a late night encounter by IndigoandViolet reviews
Lily is out after curfew - and about to be caught by Filch. A certain messy-haired boy with an invisibility cloak might just be her saviour. L/J oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ruling You by magicXheart reviews
Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,533 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Resolution by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,625 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Death Star: An Imperial Workplace by Mr. Chaos reviews
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! It's not all Tie Fighters and force chokes. Most days just see the Emperor trying to manage goofoff Piett, plain jane Asajj, new temp Kurt the Bothan and Darth Vader, the Assistant to the Emperor. The Office parody. Don't own squat
Crossover - Star Wars & Office - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,666 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - E. Palpatine
Of All the Girls in the World by Melika Elena reviews
A desperate monarch makes a pact with another king that will one day force him to give his headstrong daughter to the king's harsh son. Within the castle walls lay many secrets, including a deadly curse. Let the fairytale begin. COMPLETE!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,241 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Crossroads by Pointless Nostalgic reviews
James brings Lily to the Potter Mansion to meet his parents, but things don't go as planned and tensions arise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Soft Core Erotica Business by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
Straightening his glasses to make sure he was seeing things correctly, James was surprised to see that the shirtless picture of himself with very low trousers and eighteen abs was still staring back at him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Time after Time by KaryInTheSky reviews
With time kids grow, evolve, and eventually leave childhood to turn into adults. In the life of two individuals, time determines everything. Some things, though, are inevitable. Teddy and Victoire might just realize that...in time
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,612 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Morning Calls for a Certain Part Veela by linking reviews
15 years-old Victoire Weasley was a top-student, a member of one of the largest and most famous families of all time, as well as being as beautiful as humanly-or not-possible. But then why was it so hard to find the right guy? Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,924 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Concerning Familial Nosiness by MintiNeko reviews
Rose and Scorpius are in the Weasley garden. They only think they're alone. And Ron decides that Muggle weapons aren't so useless after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Look To the Left by croOKed-aura reviews
KBOW! Five years since graduation, Katie Bell finds herself alone and unaccomplished. What she wants won't happen. But the thing she least expects might just take her on the biggest adventure she has yet to endure. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,935 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Philologus by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Year in the Life by sweasley reviews
T/V. Victoire's sixth-year at Hogwarts is full of ups & downs. Fights with mean girls; a boy that's more trouble than he's worth, she's in for quite a few surprises. Including the realization that she might be falling for the last person she ever expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,684 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Of Octopuses, Scandal and Dragons by Moonprincess92 reviews
Ron and Hermione are getting married. Unfortunately, Victoire's stark naked, everyone thinks Neville loves Hermione, there's an octopus somewhere in the Burrow and Ginny's in Australia. :Long oneshot RHr HG NL and others postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,632 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
French Plaits by Moonprincess92 reviews
Teddy loves Victoire's French plaits. Victoire wants to know why Teddy keeps gawking at her. Harry and Ron are at a loss on what to do, Hermione's the voice of reason and Rose is the only one making sense. Confused? :TeddyVictoire postDH SU:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Secret Santa by Amelia Bedelia reviews
COMPLETE. After Lily's roommate convinces their Charms class to participate in a friendly Secret Santa gift exchange, Lily starts to receive surprising presents from an anonymous source. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Unhealthy Fixation With Aurors by Oynnej reviews
Lily's boss at the Daily Prophet decides she's developed an unhealthy fixation with Aurors so he sets her the task of covering Gilderoy Lockheart's book release instead. But it seems someone has taught Lily how to smell a rat anywhere she goes. LilyxJames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,828 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Crookshanks by 123-say-cheese reviews
Missing moment from OOTP. Crookshanks gets an urge to attack Ron which results in a cute RHr moment. RonHermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How not to ruin your best mate's wedding by iluvzuzu reviews
Sirius's functional piece of writing, to Lily and James as their wedding present. Oneshot, LExJP mentioned in passing, SBxMMac mentioned in passing. rated T for minor sexual references. MINOR, i said. R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Secret Santa by jdluver4eva reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Neville, Cho, and Malfoy decide to play a game of Secret Santa over the holidays. Features a little shipping, a man eating plant, and Cedric's Dead Body!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Making Breakfast by SnowyPicture reviews
While making breakfast one morning, James gives a baby Harry advice before turning the kitchen into a battle zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Mischief Managed by Lexie-H reviews
In their final year at Hogwarts, the Marauders have set loose on the castle, a fact which promises to make seventh year the most memorable of them all! LJ romance, laughs and generally a lot of fun... check it out! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,763 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Airplane! by LilyPrincess reviews
Very AU. After missing the concert of the year due to a stupid muggle mishap, Lily Evans gets on a plane to fly off to Chicago, ready to spend a good few weeks with her father. The trip there, however, turns out better than the missed concert. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,004 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Giant Squid Layers and House Elf Battles by Moony8193 reviews
In which James sings Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, Lily's friends get kidnapped to the Squid Layer, Peter plans his first prank, and house elf vs. giant spiders begins. Challenge fic. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trouble With Hedgehogs by fairjustice reviews
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Auror in possession of absolutely nothing, must be in want of a hedgehog.” Or something like that. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Muggle Dance by Wackysocks reviews
Lily tries to teach the Muggle Studies class to ballroom dance and gets a very unexpected surprise. LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Joe who? by PurpleLight reviews
Sometimes you can't fall in love with someone cause you're in love with somebody else. What will James do when Lily tells him? Warning, fluff content
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pumpkin Juice, Dance Partners, Bavarian Fruitcakes by Two Drunk Elves reviews
A ball fic, hopefully original with many twists. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Happily Ever After by Phaerie reviews
[oneshot] Lily doesn't think that she can go through with her marriage to James until Prince Charming shows up to sweep her off her cold feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Cauldron Cakes reviews
She was not the brave one, nor the smart one, nor the pretty one. She was never the superlative: not with her friends and not with her family. She was the average one. This is the untold story of Marlene McKinnon. MarleneOC, LilyJames, AliceFrank
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Marlene M.
The Peter Pettigrew Fan Club reviews
Welcome to the the Marauder Fan Club-where you are free to drool over and fantasize about the classic hunk Jame Potter, the rebellious bad boy Sirius Black, and the quiet, sensitive Remus Lupin. There's just one problem-where's Peter's fan club? JPLE FLAL PPMM And remember that Rita, as president, gets first dibs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Peter P., Marlene M. - Complete
Procreation for Dummies reviews
LilyJames. I'd tell you what the story's about, but I don't really know. Because I'm not writing it. The readers are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,872 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Mr Hogwarts reviews
"and... I believe they should, uh, our education over here, in Hogwarts, should help Hogwarts, or should help the Beauxbatons...so we will be able to build up for our future...for us..." Like Miss America. Only, ten bajillion times cooler. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Scorpion reviews
Mortals make mistakes, and so do the gods. A story of impulsive love, archery, twins, and innocence. ArtemisxOrion and ApolloxOC. Glossary of characters included.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Hedgehog Day reviews
What happens on Hedgehog Day stays on Hedgehog day. The explanation of how one pair strappy shoes, one Cupid costume, one jack-in-the-box, and one feminine name determine one relationship's fate. Post-Hogwarts marauders. James/Lily Frank/Alice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Importance of Being Emmeline reviews
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.-Oscar Wilde. Well, Emmeline is Alice, Alice is Emmeline, Mary is Sauerkraut, Sirius's bollocks are in trouble, Remus is uber lazy, Peter's a pseudo-pornographer... who exactly IS left? AliceFrank LilyJames BenjyEmmelin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Bras, Lipgloss, and a Pair of Panties reviews
Stalking expeditions... colonized dishes of mashed potatoes... an imminent under wear burning party... and another two romance s . All the symptoms of the sequel to Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers. FrankAlice, JamesLily, GideonEmmeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Frank L., Alice L. - Complete
Backpfeifengesicht reviews
Backpfiefengesicht- noun: the German word for a face that cries out for a fist in it. Apparently there are a lot of Backpfeifengesichts in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,676 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On the Way to Transfiguration reviews
Sirius gave a low whistle. "Did you know there was a mini-Lily Evans in Hogwarts? I certainly didn't." Peter snorted. "Yeah, well this means that James'll be pining over another girl." This is the story of that mini-Lily Evans. AliceFrank and LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
The Questionnaire reviews
I have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 113,525 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potions, Pins, and Players reviews
James asked out Alice, who said yes, but really likes Frank, who likes her. So, Frank is going out with Lily, who actually likes James, who liked her the whole time. Confused yet? JamesxLily and FrankxAlice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Three Little Pigs, and the Big Bad Diet Pepsi? reviews
Babitty Rabitty and Her Cackling Stump is too disturbing sounding, and the Three Little Pigs isn't original enough. To what lengths will the marauders go to find that perfect story?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Blue Paint reviews
Who knew that the worst decison of Victoire Weasley's life could also be the best? Sequel to Ancient Runes and Reality Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Reality Quidditch reviews
Seven different people get seven identical letters. What will happen? Slightly AU; Fred comes back from the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The Bloody Nutcracker reviews
A potion gone wrong. A perfect couple. A classic story. And a Christmas never to be forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Aunt Emmy's Oysters reviews
Cannibalism... cannibalism... cannibalism..." Sirius was muttering, rocking back and forth in his seat, still wearing the straight jacket. Sequel to Ancient Runes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Airport reviews
The stewardess at the front desk seemingly forgot that people were waiting to board the plane, and the pilots getting off the plane stopped in their tracks to watch. "Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her", the crowd began to chant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ancient Runes reviews
The marauders and Lily and gang all share one class. Ancient Runes. Who knew that one subject could bring up so much controversy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,861 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Damn You, Sirius! reviews
James is resolved to make this night the perfect date. It his 77th date with Lily, and everyone knows what that means. The perfect night to propose. But what happens when Sirius shows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lunchtime reviews
Every day, Mary MacDonald sits in the same place for lunch. In between the marauders and Lily and friends. Which, grants her a front row seat for an insane ride. Based off a true story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Midsummer's Night Dream reviews
Love and reason keep little company nowadays. Bottom, Act 2, A Midsummer's Night Dream. How right he is, and the Harry Potter cast is here to prove it. Good Lord. What fools these mortals be!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Um Your Hair is Nice? reviews
Professor Burbage isn't completely right in the head. Which is why she sleeps for 40 minutes of her class, and then shouts, "MR. POTTER! WHY AREN'T YOU STROKING MISS EVANS' ARM?" Snape will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love's Labor's Lost reviews
What happens when you mix the marauder's era and Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost? Why, lots of romance, of course! JamesLily, SiriusMarlene, RemusTonks, FrankAlice, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter's Bloody Awesome Notebook reviews
It's simple. A little Veritaserum in their tea, and they'll be admitting their love for each other right and left. Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley will FINALLY be together. But what about Fred and Angelina? Third in the Notebook series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Dumbledore's Insane reviews
KARAOKE TIME!" exclaimed Dumbledore. The students looked apprehensive, as it was one of Dumbledore's 'genius' ideas, but still looked excited. Slightly AU, and major OOCness on Dumbledore's part. Too many ships to count.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Girlfriend reviews
What happens when Sirius bullies James into getting a new girlfriend? The cast of the marauder era breaks into song! What else? Mostly LilyJames, but some AliceFrank.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Everlasting Love reviews
Harry Potter. Those are possibly the two words I fear and love the most in life. No. Scratch the possibly. They are the two words I fear and love the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Fred Weasley's Awesomer Notebook reviews
If I have any say in it, which I do, Ron and Hermione will be inseperable quite soon! MUAHAHAHAHA! Sequel to Sirius Black's Notebook. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Confessions of Petunia Dursley reviews
Petunia's not all bad. The story of Petunia, from the beginning. May be considered AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
Sirius Black's Notebook reviews
I need good blackmail on Prongsierella... I've got it! I will record all of his failures with Lily in this notebook, its NOT a diary, Moony, and if he steps out of line, MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL, EVIL, I SAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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