Poll: Bella should... Vote Now!
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry
Other funny stuff
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
1. Honestly one saying that gets me urked is the one about people loving you for your flaws. That makes no sense at all. Lets say you have a boyfriend and one day you find out that he has committed 43 murders. Would you drop down on your knees and propose right then? Hmm? Ok, maybe you need another example. Lets say you have a best friend but you find out she has a problem; she is a pathological talk-behind-the-backer. Do you understand now?
"Take the road less traveled" As the Great Lemony Snicket said, (I'm paraphrasing here) There is a reason The Road Less Traveled is less traveled! It's most likely because there is a hungry bear living nearby and eats people who take The Road Less Traveled! It a conspiracy to KILL YOU!
Who ever said small things don't matter should try sleeping in a room with a mosquito
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT
WAS AWESOME, LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery a whole lot easier to live with.
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk." "Drunk?" "You're intoxicated by my very presence"
‘ ’I hate you Jacob Black.’’ ‘’That’s good hate is a very passionate emotion.’’
And Carlisle said "Let there be Edward,"...and it
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile (Who doesn't?)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah, I've got the coordination of a one legged grasshopper...no scratch that. I’ve got the coordination of a no legged grasshopper...)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Wait, what are we talking about?)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (Wait, what were we talking about?)
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. (I support the 'Make Edward change me into a vampire club!)
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (So that's why they were looking at me funny...)
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (You've got issues if you aren't)
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Wait...huh?)
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (...get away)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (i stay up reading until four and then sleep until three pm.)
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (I like to sleep when it rains. or during school i'll run through it and people will look at me funny.)
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!