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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi, I'm Stephi (AKA Velocitygirl4455).

I love video games, reading, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Artemis Fowl (Who Wouldn't:) ) I also like to cook and sing as well as write. My favorite Video Games are Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, the Prince of Persia series, Jak And Daxter Series, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Legend Of Zelda, Assassin's Creed, Tomb Raider and Rock Band. My favorite Books (Besides the ones listed above) are Women's Murder Club, Max Ride, I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I'd Have To Kill You, To Kill A Mockingbird. My favorite TV shows include House, Psych, 10 Items or Less, The Office and America's Next Top Model (Who doesn't love Tyra, Miss J, Jay and Twiggy. I think whoever picked that drunk Crack-induced bitch should consider rearranging the sticks shoved up their ass. ).


Honestly, it's as if people have better things to do then to listen to me talk.

Writing new stuff. My hompage now links to my fiction press account in case you want to read more of my drivel.


"Don't use self-inflicted pain. It never works - I've tried." ~Me

"One minute she's all normal and the next she's running around in a leather suit." On Ella and why she's like Catwoman ~Me

"I hate the Capulets. They suck ass."~ Miss Katie

"SUGAR! Coursing through MY VEINS!"

"Okay... no more cookies for you." ~ Me

"I swear if he Swearword looks at me again I'm going to Swearword kick his ass."~ Miss Katie

"It's GIRL TALK, GET YOUR OWN!" To the guy who asked us what we were screaming about, ~Me


"What?" ~ Me V.S Lauren



"He just...!"



"OMG you are such a freak."

"I know, It's a curse." ~about me spying on Patella

"Lennie Is Just a Complete retarded Pervert." Katie

"You know, Emily could totally Be that guy from Saw."

Me, Katie, and Lauren Laugh

Someone hits me


"We aren't doing anything wrong!"

"Yes, you are, you're making fun of Emily"

“Well, she could. She’s so nice all the time that the meanness had to get let out some time and when it does I will be the first to tell you ‘I told you so.’ ”

"Are you not living up to your full douche potential?" Me to Ella


Everyone looks



Everyone rolls their eyes, Me at a party

"I don't dance."

"But you were dancing a minute ago."

"That was for the benefit of everyone's humor. If I tried dancing now they might all internally combust." Me and Hansika

"Fine, then I'll just jump on my hypothetical unicorn and kick your hypothetical asses." Me

While waiting to start a surprise party

"Guys, shut up! I'm trying to come up with a theory to prove my idea that all logic is irrefutably-"

"SHUT UP!" Me and everybody

Puts on REALLY BAD southern accent "Hey MR. Fi-INCH!"Me and Mina on To Kill A Mockingbird

"Popular People: If they're not all on Crack, they're kissing each other." Me

"MINA, what's happening on the Patrick Cam?" (NOT AN ACTUAL CAMERA)

"Well, it looks like he's trying to think."


"I don't think he's succeeding." Me and Mina

"So he's up there for taboo and the first thing he says - With gum in his mouth - is 'syrup' ... CHEW, CHEW 'It involves syrup.'." Hansika on Patrick (Ella's future BF)

"Ella. When you get married to Patrick you will have three children. Rick, who is not sporty and has Patrick's low mental capabilities-"

"-He also frequently scream's 'MY NAME'S NOT RICK!'."

"Yes, and a middle, average one with no skills-"

"Named Todd."

"And Blankie - a girl- who is really smart and sporty."

Me, Mina, and Lauren


I'm a tall, blonde chick that's definatly smart and has her nose (most of the time ) in a book. My handle (name, in gamerspeak) means 'Girl Who Plays Video Games'. Original, right ? :) Anyway, I live in Illinois (USA) and am about fifteen. I am thin and 5'10" and yet I eat enough for two people (My meal schedule is Breakfast, snack, lunch, afternoon snack one, afternoon snack two, dinner, evening snack and bedtime snack. Respectively.) I rarely, if ever, play on sports unless it's for recreational sports. You know the kind where if you lose AND hit you friend on the head AND fall in the mud all you do is laugh about it afterwards? But I do like softball (Go Chicago Bandits!) and soccer (Chicago fire rules!). Also, I like to Ramble. But I figure if no one reads this, who the hell cares?

Stupid Stereotypes:

Feel free to copy, just not my original comments, Capeesh?

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy (Of course that is only half true. I'll leave you to guess. *Points to Crazy, Then back at self*)
I STAND UP FOR MYSELF, so I MUST be unreasonable and pushy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST be an obnoxious Yankee
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be obnoxious and annoying
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be hideous, rude, and/or incapable of getting a boyfriend
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I READ A LOT, so I MUST spend most of my time alone
I HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY, so I MUST be some kind of genius
I HELP PEOPLE, so I MUST be a pushover

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm LOYAL, so I MUST be easy to walk all over
I HAVE A CRUSH, so I MUST write his name all over my stuff and want to marry him someday
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass (HOO RAH!! But So not a black belt.)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a back-stabbing bitch
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie (People Seem to question this one)
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (I hope singing counts, if not then I am a kick ass bassist on Rock Band)
I'm PUNK, so I MUST smoke pot
I'm MOODY, so I MUST be depressed and cut my wrists
I'm WELL-OFF, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a prep
I'm FROM THE MIDDLE EAST, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz


(I don't know if anybody noticed but I like to use capital letters for things.)

Horton Hears a Who & Horton Hatches The Egg

Harry Potter (Jo, I love your books)

So Yesterday


The Princess Bride

The Half-Magic Series (Even better then Harry Potter)

Chronicles of Narnia

Women's Murder Club

Maximum Ride

Magyk Series (The only books with the most red squiggles EVER)

Leven Thumps

Percy Jackson

More Later...

Favorite Celebrity Quotes:

Alfred Hitchcock: When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'

Ferris Bueller: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

Dave Barry: Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

-You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

-The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

-It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

-Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

-Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

-My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

-If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings”

-Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

-All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required”

-If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

-I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

-Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.

-It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

-Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages (C'est vrai, n'est pas?)

Toodles for now!

Stephi (VG4455)

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Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 228,589 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Landing in the Wrong Place by DubiousInfinity reviews
After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 218,223 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Altaïr
Alchemic Wizard by g33kg1rl reviews
What if Ed was thrown into Harry Potter's world? As well as trying to find a way home, Ed is given charge of being Harry's shadow to protect him. and what if a few friends accidently made it across the gateway as well? EdxWinry RxH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 244,261 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
High School Drama by Elana the Enchantress reviews
Hogwarts is not a school for magic, it is a preppy private school where only the rich go. Lily is a scholarship student who is looked down upon, but all she wants to do is make it through her three years there, and dance the rest of her life away!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Unlikely Hero by Potzy375 reviews
Emma had a normal life, well what is normal really? However, her life changes forever when she falls asleep and wakes up in the Assassin's Creed game, but things aren't quite what they seem. Altair/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Altaïr
English Roses by EverythingIsMagic reviews
It was their engagement that had borne the idea in America's mind. If he was going to bind himself to England, then maybe he should give England a little piece of himself as well, like the older nation did for him every year. AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Don't Drink The SkeleGro by Chaotic Demon reviews
Shawn and Gus wind up at Hogwarts? A response to the "100 Themes" and "Shawn Spencer and the Harry Potter Crossover" challenges. Any major spoilers will be from the Potterverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
The Rebel & The Redcoat by Formidonis reviews
Torn apart by war, brought together by a love that could not be denied... America/England Alfred/Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kyuubi At Hogwarts: Enter Naruto Uzumaki! by FudginAshKetchup reviews
Meet the new Hogwarts exchange students: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno. Obviously a AU timeline. Maybe pairings later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Nightmare Before Halloween reviews
Oh snap, Kate the Mary Sue is plotting to send her Plot Bunnies to invade CHB! What will the writers of do? Join the LEague of Awesome Writers, of course! Rated T for cartoon violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the FullMetal Alchemist by Ibris reviews
HPxFMA War is waging in the wizarding world and Harry and co. will receive unexplected help with metal limbs. But is mixing magic and alchemy a good thing? OOCness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Lightning Thief: From Candy Lestranges View by Ruby Thorn reviews
Candy Lestrange, a punk, sarcastic daughter of Hades, was totally up for a "normal" life of wild behavior and Percy obsession. But when Chiron offers Percy a quest, a very dangerous one, things suddenly change for her... I DO NOT OWN LIGHTNING THIEF!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,212 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007
Things I Hate by Hunter Kitty reviews
A collection of stories about things that Francis hates. Because Francis hates a lot of things. Just not vests. Chapter 3: I Hate Fairy Tales
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
Another Chance For Revenge by MetalFace reviews
Serenity didn't have a normal childhood. Instead it was burnt down into ashes, right before her eyes. She thought that her life had ended, until a certain young assassin named Altair decided to save her life. Rating is T, may go up later on!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,479 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Lives in Ink: Book 1 by Dalanalira reviews
After finding a series of interesting books in the restricted section the marauders and Lily decide to see what the future has in store for them, spoilers book 17.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,707 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Battle of my Labyrinth by believeinthegods reviews
A battle of epic proportions. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007
Harry Potter and the MuggleCasters by CahootsToCollege reviews
So I got this idea late last night after listening to some episodes of MuggleCast. These little “adventures” are all based on things that the Casters have said and are not in any certain order. Deathly Hallows spoilers so read it and read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - OC, Harry P.
Triforce Against Magic by Aozora-san reviews
At the end of OoT, right before Link gives the Ocarina back to Zelda he is transported to a place he dosn't even know! Hogwarts!. He may not know it yet, but he will help Harry on his quest to defeat Voldemort.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,994 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2004
stained glass by acronymed reviews
02. The twins discover mistletoe. Tamaki is understandably horrified. — Hikaru/Haruhi/Kaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage by TCGeek reviews
After the engagement, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and the fairytale wedding, Dr. and Mrs. Derek Stiles start their new lives together... but how will Derek and Angie handle some very unexpected surprises that come their way?
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,216 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007
Percabeth by Oldmanmah reviews
Bascially a Percabeth Romance, so if you love Percabeth then READ AWAY! Has elements of the Titan War in later chapters, and prequel to My other story 14 years later. Rated T. I'll complete 30 soon. For the moment, here's the ending...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Chasing Lily by CaramelBoost reviews
In between turning Remus into a girl, transfiguring Peter into a rock, shaving Sirius bald and cloning himself, James must find a way to convince Lily that some things are worth fighting for, and that everyone deserves a second chance... or a sixtieth. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Two Halves by Spirit of the Abyss reviews
This is a NaruHina fic. What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya,Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? More than you can imagine. Originally authored by DameWren.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,209 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Black eyes, Sparkling skin and blood by pixieindisguise39 reviews
Maximum ride and Twilight crossover, what happens when max is kidnapped by flyboys and ends up injured in forks and faced with a very thirsty and confused Edward Cullen
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007
Musical Silence by gottaloveRedK reviews
Lily is a mute...she has never ushered a word since that tragic day. When she bumps into a boy named James and their gazes lock Lily doesn't ever think that she will ever be able to look away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Keeping the Secret by TCGeek reviews
My very first FF : Three years after GUILT has been eradicated, Derek finds himself keeping a BIG secret from the one he loves. She’ll find out eventually – but how? DerekxAngie Complete with bonus!
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,371 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Derek S., Angie T. - Complete
Just a little something on my mind by notcreativeenoughtomakeone reviews
Raz was caputed and fitted with a chip that blocks his powers. Assigned with a new trainie Lili and the new agent will have to find out how to remove the chip, before it shatters Raz's mind.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,460 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
And You Thought Your Friends Were Weird by Evil Queen of the Demon Pandas reviews
The Marauders have stumbled onto the Internet more importantly, instant messaging. Take four bored teenage boys, mix in an empty summer afternoon, and add a dash of AIM, and hilarity doth ensue. Short, cute, all for your enjoyment. Have fun. :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Twenty Five Days by Digitaldreamer reviews
Lili says she hates Christmas, so Raz is gonna do everything in his power to change that! But between a psychotic decorator bent on spreading Christmas Cheer, the campers all showing up, and Evil Mall Santa's it's not going to be easy. Can Raz do it?
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the, Well You Get the Idea by MyLuckyStars reviews
Harry Potter-Artemis Fowl Crossover. What would happen if Artemis Fowl again went looking for magic, but stumbled across another brand, then managed to pull The Boy Who Lived into the whole mess? Will NOT be any pairings. Sorry shippers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
Artemis Fowl: The Eye of the Basilisk by EvilExpressions reviews
[hiatus] Artemis Fowl crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 11/26/2004
The Ballad of the Goddess by Swimbike reviews
A mysterious ocarina song leads Link to an adventure of a kind he's never seen before!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
The Legend of Zelda: A Clash of Ages by Ninmast reviews
Frightening dreams haunt a young girl in the present while the ultimate battle to save all time begins. When Ganondorf uses the Triforce to invade the Present Day, will Link be able to stop him alone, or will he need to recruit the help of two teenagers?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003
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The Americanization Of Ivan Braginsky reviews
The Cold War was 19 years over, but tension still remained between Alfred and Ivan. That is, until one very boring Friday in April when, as luck should have it, Alfred was just bored enough to send a text message to the ex-commie himself and change it all
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - America, Russia
Alternative reviews
For a long while, Arthur had been growing fond of alternative music. He was changing and it was time to leave his punk days behind. AU, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - England/Britain, America