Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!- If the whole world were eye for an eye- we'd all be blind!
THIS IS THE PROFILE PAGE OF SARAH
Hi ya'all. I'm Sarah. I was born in Mobile, Alabama on July 15, 1994. So I'm 13 right now. I have Red/Brown hair, pale skin, and freckles. I live in Maryland right now. I'm one of 4 children- with 2 stepsibs (gah- i had put kids by accident- no i dont have two step kids!!!!!!)
Stephen- 17, Brian- 16, Adam-13, Me-13, SarahJane- 11, Michael-10
Im related to Noah Miller Ludlow (google him) who helped establish theater in Alabama and who wrote an awsome autobiography- and geneology studies my great grandmother did shows that I'm related to Fransis Scott Key- the guy who wrote the national anthem.
THE STORY OF SMEXY CABAGE (This is so going on the top of my page!!!!!)
My friends Emily, Britnee, and I were drawing a really cool looking dog. We decided to smexify him. We gave him a smexy scar across his forehead, and a supa smexy eyepatch. We thought he was finished- but alas, no. Some thing was missing. "Ah-ha!, Emily cried out, We is his smexy abbage?" Britnee and I were very confuzled. "Abbage???" "Yes, Emily aka lightning lemon head said, Abbage- as in his abbs. No smaxy drawing is complete without abbage". ALAS! We found what was missing. We drew in the abbage! Of course, I am always messing up words, So I say, "Huzzah for Smexy Cabage!". They looked at me like I was some sort of a freak, before falling down laughing. We therefor named it smexy cabbage- which we drew as a little squggly thing in the brain.
(BACLIW- Bella's dress)
(i think thats her hair.. idk if it will work)
I will update whenever I have the time
Ik zal bijwerken wanneer ik tijd heb- dutch
Je mettrai à jour toutes les fois que j'ai le temps- french
Ich aktualisiere, wann immer ich Zeit habe- german
Θα ενημερώσω όποτε έχω το χρόνο- greek
Aggiornerò ogni volta che ho tempo- italian
Eu atualizarei sempre que eu tenho o tempo- portuguese
Я уточню когда я имею время- russian
I'd say it in sign language too, but you couldn't really see that...
_.s$$_s$ _ If you think that EDWARD is hot (yeah, I changed the name!)
I never judge people, I think its wrong. I befriend all types of people. Shy, preppy, outgoing, goth, drug-addicted, "normal", talkative, and basically everything in between!
I don't know when I got into writing. I used to do fanfiction's when I wasn't able to think of ideas to further my own stories. I decided to publish them, so you should check them out.
I also love playing my flute, drawing in charcoal, and writing. So I'm like an artsy person. My biggest fear is life without end, it's complicated. I'm also emetophobic, which means I'm afraid of throwing up. I love to speak in sign language, and I hope I can help deaf people and talk to them, like my friends parents.
If you have a problem with gays, bisexuals, or lesbians, read no further. Though I myself am straight, I am surrounded by people of all sexualities, and I believe in the freedom to marry who you want. If my mother decides to marry her girlfriend, I support her 100.
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
Theres never enough time. And I don't mean not enough time to eat breakfast before school. Theres not enough time to do all the things I want to do. It just speeds by, leaving me in a trail of dust.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.(Man- windex is the shizz)
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.(well- i ran into the tree- then flipped over the trashcan)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.(it took me 5 friggin minutes to open it)
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.(then had a car come close to hitting me)
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile(and pulled the person in with you!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(um... in class!)
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
I have them all! put them in your profile if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!!!
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile. lol, my friend would have a field day with that one
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the Cullens/Swans, copy and and paste this into your profile.
If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Bella for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!
Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup?
Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
If something goes without saying, why do people say it?
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Confusion is a term for the stupid.
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder
I only have PMS on days that end with a Y
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!
Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.
It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.
I have one main insecurity. I need for my friends parents, or other adults, to like me. I even end up having to change myself around them to fit their standards. I've tried to control it, but it's impossible. Even with teachers. I've learned how to hide my feelings around people. But then I get home, and break down. If you think that I'm being silly, then you have never had this insecurity before. I don't want to be liked by them, I need to be. If you have this insecurity, please pm me. It would be nice to talk to somebody about it, someone who understands.
You don't have to hide
So go ahead and get yourself high
A plant could never hurt you (right?)
Roll your dollars
Snort your coke
Laugh and be a stupid jerk
You cannot lose, only win
So smoke your blunt
It ain't a sin
Find a needle
Push it in
Damn- too much adrenaline
Buy your packs of cigarettes
Smoke 'em up you coughing wreck
Pay a visit to the store
I'm ain't watching you
do drugs no more
I love my friend, but I'm sick of him getting high. Always having to talk him out of buying drugs again. If your sick of it too-pm me or post this poem on your profile
A long sleeved shirt makes a guest apearence
Covering the marks that I couldn't erase
My throat hurts from screaming, couldn't you hear it
Or were you too busy making mistakes
- Sarah (ME) Post this poem on your profile or pm me if you have ever been hit by a boyfriend. I never expected it from a 13 year old, cuz he was my best friend.
(Things that have happened to me)
If you've ever walked up to a random person and kicked them for no reason whatsoever.
If you've ever wondered how they put those little sayings in the fortune cookies without burning them.
If someone has told you that you have a cold heart, and you just started laughing and said, "It enjoys the winter!"
If you punched someone, and an adult saw it, but didn't care, and then preceded to watch you beat the crap out of said person.
If you and your friends have given each other really weird nicknames for no reason.( ChamelionSexKitten, AwkwardKickDog, BipolarMolestute, LowCutLunchDitcher)
If you have ever missed more than 33 days of school during a school term and refused to tell anyone where you've been.
If you've ever snarled at a person and made them run away (then got chased and slapped)
If you've ever locked yourself in your room for more then 24 hours.(47 hours and 27 minutes to be exact... Eclipse came out)
If you've called one of your friends a weirdie for refusing to eat meat.
If you actually use the word weirdie on a regular basis.
If you've ever argued with your friends on the scientific name of a tiger. Let's see, this involved a lot of people:
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this onto your profile if you would be part of the remaining 8 percent laughing their butts off.
If you ever hid in the bushes on Halloween in your regular clothes, next to your best friend, who happens to be dressed as a corpse, and she came out first when some little kids came by and got a minimal response, and then you came out and the kids started screaming they're heads off and ran away.(Then I cried becasue i thought they didn't like my candy...)
If you think mosquitoes are just a little bit cooler after reading Twilight.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are more scared than ever before of dentists, but slightly intrigued, copy this onto your profile.
Okay! I have millions of inside jokes with my friends- so here they are...
MARK MOVE (with optional noise)
FABULOUS MARK MOVE (noise is nessecary)
First I've got a protest to save!
It's too early to tell
Put that tongue back unless you intend on using it!- CSK
My Pa's got diabetes My Ma's got diabetes My brothers got diabetes Roger ain't got not diabetes, he got HIV And Mark has E.D.. Like my cousin Ed. My cousin Ed got diabetes. But I don't got no diabetes, I got me some Black Lung!
That's so kalorney
You NungaNunga Molester
Omg! Sarah- It's a truck with writing on the back... RUN!!! (omg! we were dancin in the rain waving to cars at like 10 pm, and this one truck drove by us like- 10 times! and they insist that he was staring at me!)
She Diieeeed (lol- it actally sound really funny)
Dai-mit (it sounda... like a gay guy)
I now pronounce you Gwenna
Tu Es Stupido (which when conjugates it you is stupid)
Your just mad cuz you have fatorexicimia
Aryn: Why are we going straight? (she was refering to why we were going straight through the school lawn) Me: puts arm around LCLD Our relationship wasn't working out
Oregano- Oh the fun we could have
AKD + fergalicious = me very confused
Dance like it's 2am in LCLD's room
ME-(BPM) -LCLD- Our love is a shallow love, but love none the less
Aww- let me play a song for you on the worlds smallest violin, wait- DAMNIT WHERE'D IT GO????
F@#$ you! F$& you with some thing (we all join in) hard and sand-papery
OMG! 2 AM
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Backstabbing is fun... the look on your face is priceless
I know how to keep a secret, I never told the entire INTERNET that you do drugs
If a tree falls in the forest with you under it, and no one is around to hear the scream, can I be convicted of murder?
If life gives you lemons, throw them at life
The microwave set itself on fire...
Blame it on Scott... he looks like a monkey
Aw Man- you pulled a Scott! (lol- the smart board which is like an overhead thingy with a projector- hates him! If he tries to drag and drop something- it screws up)
THE ODDEST OCD MOMENTS IVE EVER HAD
I freaked out because i stood two glasses next to each other, and one was slightly shorter than the other
I get mad when my eyes look two different colors in photographs.
I use to get freaked out if the inside of my ears were wet.
ME and my friends have almost all gone out with each other(even some girl/girl) but were still super tight
ADxxSB ADxxJR ADxxMH MHxxDM DMxxSB DMxxJR SBxxMH GHxxSB GHxxAD KGxxSB SBxxKH KGxxJR
yet were all so super tight... lol i find that funny
That's about it... so... yeah. Read my story's and review