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Joined 08-31-07, id: 1365733, Profile Updated: 12-26-07
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I am not clinically insane, though I am insane nonetheless, and most of my writing is horribly written. Just wanted to let you know up front.

I am:
-Female

-A hormone-driven teenager

-Easily the biggest nerd you will ever meet.

I enjoy chocolate, snuggling with my love, and Sudoku. I'm still trying to find life after Harry Potter, and I'm not sure it exsists. Leave me alone with my books, I can survive on knowledge.

Before Deathly Hallows, I detested Hermione. Everyone paired her with Snape in their fanfictions, and it bothered me unbelivably. But, now I know how things ended. I know who ended up with who. I prefer to stick to cannon, but now that I know, I don't mind experimenting and will let other's do the same. Thus, Hermione isn't so much hated as she is detested.

And, oddly enough, I am incredibly like Hermione. In mannerisms and looks. This also bothers me greatly.

I love Severus Snape. I have from the very, very begining, and will keep on loving him even after the..incident.

If I had to put myself into a house, It'd be Hufflepuff. I'd love to be in Slytherin, but I'm being honest. I'm sweet and generally kind hearted. Not all Hufflepuffs are as boring as badgers.

My favorate actors are Alan Rickman and Nicolas Cage.
I adore the girl who played Luna Lovegood. Her accent was beautiful, and I don't believe it was comepletely English.

My favorate movie is National Treasure.

My favorate TV shows are Fraisure, Monk, and Mythbusters.

And now I think you now more about me than you've ever wanted to. So I'll stop typing and 'shut up', so to speak.

But. Before I do. :

CHALLENGE ME!

Seriously!

As long as it's for the Harry Potter fandom, I will not turn down any challenge. I realise my writing style needs work, and challenges give me an excuse to practice. Got a fic you've wanted to see written, or a pairing you can't find?
Challenge me.
Come on.

I dare you.

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Mr Hangman by qwertybob reviews
History of Magic leads to boredom, which leads to passing notes, which leads to Hangman, which leads to... [ONESHOTCOLLECTION. READ&REVIEW. XD]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Chocolate Frogs: A Collection of Short Stories by AstroLatte reviews
Short vignettes and drabbles, sweet enough to keep you happy and wanting more. New chapters added at my leisure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Moments by PadfootsPrincessJ reviews
A series of 100worddrabbles about points in the relationship between Severus and Hermione. Inspired by physics terms. None are HBP or DH compliant. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Coming Out by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Written for a challenge...Sirius comes out with his biggest secret yet...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
He was Dead at 38 by Writer Worrall reviews
Remus and Harry toast Severus' birthday, 10 years after his death. In honer of Snape's birthday. Nearly cannon- Remus is alive, Harry's not with Ginny, and this one shot assumes that there was at some point some sort of SS/RL/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Perfectly Normal, Thank You Very Much by Bibliographer of Doom reviews
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of Number 4, Privet Drive were proud to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. There was that nasty little bit about Petunia's sister, but after the events of November 1981, they ceased to worry about the connection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Vernon D., Petunia D. - Complete
The Naming of Weasleys by Bad Mum reviews
What would a seventh Weasley son have been called? A Weasley family story to make you smile, set just before Ginny's birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Weakness by romanticidiot reviews
SeverusHermione. One Shot. Hermione has faced down hordes of Death Eaters without a quaver. So what is she running away from in the hall of Hogwarts that could be so terrifying that she needs saving? Not quite what you'd expect ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Word Association by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus feels mischievous and the boys play Word Association in the library because we all know Sirius can't say no to a challenge ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
His Eyes by Hopeakaarme reviews
Remus has not cheated on Severus, not ever. However, his lover is not ready to believe that not, because Remus is pregnant, and Severus is, thanks to Voldemort, sterile. SLASH and MPREG RLSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,814 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Seduction of Severus Snape by Marie Goos reviews
It's the year after Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort and left Hogwarts... The current seventh years need something to lighten the mood. A Ravenclaw accepts a challenge, proposed by Ginny and Luna: pretend to be in love with Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,650 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
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100 Silver Sickles: A Collection of Drabbles reviews
A Collection of 100 Drabbles, all with various pairings and genres. Updates will be frequent. Enjoy, and please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Alone on Christmas reviews
Remus is spending Christmas alone in the shreiking shack, but our dear Padfoot will have none of that. Merry Christmas everyone! RLSB Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The First Snowfall reviews
Remus gets dragged out of the nice warm common room by none other than Sirius Black. For what reason, you may ask? Why, to watch the snow fall. [RLSB][Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete