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Joined 08-31-07, id: 1365902, Profile Updated: 11-26-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

The last time I updated my profile, I was 18...things have changed a lot haha.


A little about me:

I am a free-lance graphic designer and desktop publisher. ATM I am employed by a budding organization and creating all sorts of fun stuff for them like logos, brochures, text books, cover designs, etc.

I am married. I have not finished college yet. I have a kitten named Moo Moo.

As for my current story writing status:

A Morbid Acuteness of the Senses: Sequel to Morbid Curiosity. Working on Chapter 11

I Didn't Trip on My Cloak: Dei-Saku that sprouted from a pick-up line. Working on Chaper 10. I lost the original file and had to redo everything.

...As for shipping things...I HEART Crack-Ships.

especially when they're written from a realisitic perspective as in; the characters are not out-of-character and their stories and actions seem pretty logical and realistic in comparison to the original storyline meaning that it could happen in the original series

The stuff I don't write about but I like in general

Hermione & Draco from Harry Potter by JK Rowling LoL...see what I mean by CrackFiction?

Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann would have been soooo hotttt if it had really happened

Here's some old fan-art:

LOOK!

ARTS! Visualizations! Picturizations! Imaginifications!

Morbid Curiosity: Who are you hiding, Sakura-Chan?

Candy for Morbid Curiosity

Operation? a picture for my upcoming SasorixSakura fic! Okay, not really. But it's a SasoSAku. I don't know if I'll ever do a fic.

A Classic Redefined- Hidan In both my stories, Hidan is supposed to look like this...except, well, clothed ;)

Bent for A Morbid Acuteness of the Senses

Bandages for Bandages. A TobixSakura oekaki.

Writer's Block for Hidan x Sakura in general, if you're ever wondering why it takes a long time for me to update.

Cha!

I know you want to check them out -wink wink-

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All To You and Them by BlackBelt reviews
Series of one-shots centered around one Haruno Sakura. Stories about love, triumph, friendship, and endless humor abound. Story Two: Sakura and the rest of the group finally decide to explain all and answer the hate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,287 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H.
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Serendipity by Nautica Dawn reviews
The world has fallen to the Akatsuki, and Itachi is now Raikage. He brought stability to the volatile Land of Lightning, and now he must bring stability to his home. Too bad his wife is determined to hate him. /ItaSaku\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Captive by Clyde-chan reviews
Itachi Uchiha has been captured and is brought back to Konoha. Much to Sakura's dismay, she has to interrogate him. But things go differently than planned, or in this case, not planned. /Itasaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,828 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi, are you sure you're OK? by jovaine reviews
"It just occurred to me that I haven't told you about the birds yet". Sasuke can't believe his ears and Itachi is trying to give him 'The Talk'. "If you're talking about sex, I already know all about it". Mild crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
fiesta by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Enemy by VesperChan reviews
She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Be My Bad Boy by Art is a bang4979 reviews
COMPLETE! Sakura is stuck between two men who are crazy about her. Sasuke her current boyfriend. And the man who has been taking up space in her apartment. He's different artistic emotionaly unstable & perhaps insane. And is completely in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Switched! by AnitaGrace reviews
A mysterious animal, an explosion of purple smoke, and suddenly our favorite people are feeling a little... different... Zutara and other interesting things, let's read on!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,018 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Suds by Volpone reviews
Bathtime crack! DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
A Temporary Madness by Aelibia reviews
In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Life of Detriment by korinara reviews
Juugo & Sakura. Sasuke was lonely, too, he realized. Karin was lonely. Suigetsu was lonely. That girl with pink hair had been lonely. But he was the loneliest of them all, and this loneliness drove them to their own ends of madness, in a way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Juugo, Sakura H. - Complete
Oh Crap by Ramenism reviews
Sakura is pregnant, Itachi has no idea what this has to do with him, Tobi is a good boy, and Naruto is being a retard. Like always. SakuraxSuigetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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A Morbid Acuteness of the Senses reviews
Sequel to Morbid Curiosity; Hidan and Sakura are finally sent to infiltrate Akatsuki, but Akatsuki are not the only ones to have secrets. Hidan's got a vendetta to fulfill and Sakura has....? ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,980 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
I didn't trip on my cloak reviews
I didn't trip on my cloak, I fell for you." ...I didn't hit him that hard, did I? Deidara gets it in his head to stalk his muse for inspiration. When she confronts him, things get crazy, but when Tobi gets involved, they get even crazier! DEI X SAKU crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,289 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
I Remember You reviews
Kisame x TenTen request from JenKonoha After Itachi's death, Kisame wanders during a solo mission and stumbles upon TenTen...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kisame H., Tenten
Morbid Curiosity reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Bandages reviews
A Tobi x Sakura oneshot. Sort of angsty, sort of romantic, and sort of funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete