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Joined 08-31-07, id: 1365919
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Well, hello. I've never acually done one of these and I'm not totally sure what to write. I decided to write because two of my friends were: Huntsong(I think) and The Phoenix Queen, the one who wrote The Stuff of Ledgends~finished and Love, Hate and the Insane Connection between Them~in progress, very very slow progess but progress all the same.

I personally only read-and write-story's about Lily/James pairings and Maruders stuff, at the same time usually. Oh, except one called Must Be Aprroved By Crookshanks someone suggested. I love Crookshanks on principle at least so I liked the story even though Harry was in it, and I hate Harry by the by, but Herminie and Crookshanks were really the main charaters so w/e. Well I acually like HG and DM too...well some of them...whatever I really don't have to explain myself to you! cough That wasn't really suppose to sound so rude...well if you don't like my story's you should try my favorites those are all good!

I am in the process of writing two story's at the moment, only one I think will be going on this sight but we'll just have to see. I am a personally extrememly boring person so I'm just going to ask that you try my story('s ya!) and reveiw it! Thanks so much!

And yes I do have an extremely long list of favorite story's, all the authors are from those story's and I'm debating about just putting them all on...not so sure yet. And one more thing, no idea where or how the freak I'm suppose to put a disclaimer on so...yay sorry about that maybe I'll figure it out by next chapter...maybe.

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Him and Her by Queen of Smoke and Mirrors reviews
In which Lily, the only Black in Gryffindor, brings down and is brought down by a very Slytherin James Potter. Dark Jily AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,572 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/16/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Write Complacent Notes of Correspondence, Not Love Letters by twilightstargazer reviews
Lily and James exchange letters throughout their summer. Madness ensues. Set in the summer before seventh year. L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,608 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts III: Chaos Is Served by Heptagon reviews
It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 302,291 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Everything Burns by Aida15 reviews
Harry Potter is dead, along with most of the Order of the Phoenix. Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater in Lord Voldemort's inner circle on a mission. Hermione is the leader of a resistance against Voldemort's rule of terror. Draco/Herm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,364 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The World and Lily According to James by Glass Eyedrops reviews
James is Normal Typical Teenage Boy. Lily is Unobtainable Beauty. James loves Lily. You know what's bound to happen. James remains oblivious to everything throughout, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,235 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/15/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Elusive Awakenings by Wild Hope reviews
She hates him and he hates her more. Now Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to marry each other. Dumbledore locks them in the Trophy Room as an attempt to get them to get along. Can Draco overcome his upbringing or will he give into the Malfoy legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,453 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Echoes Of Darkness by Wild Hope reviews
Hermione is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. When she's taken back to Hogwarts to recover she realizes that she will never be the same. The only person who can help her is the one that didn't save her soon enough... Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,315 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Never Regret by Linneam reviews
After nearly seven years of utmost loathing, Lily Evans is suddenly not so sure that James Potter is the man she made him out to be. And for some reason, that thought scares her more than anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Anything by Cinnamon Selkie reviews
In which Neville has a revelation… H/D slash, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Life Shouldn't Be Mutable by done.with.marblesxx reviews
Dumbledore gave them a choice: either help Hagrid breed manticores and fire crabs for the rest of the year, or switch bodies for a week. It's a no brainer, isn't it? LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,101 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Joined at the Hip by Livelier reviews
After six years of James chasing Lily and failing, Sirius decides to take matters into his own hands...Oh, Merlin. Things could get crazy. Rated T for later chapters and a bit of language. R&R? Final chapter is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter Problem by Owl and Crow reviews
Anger, annoyance, more anger, table envy and snogging on Remus' bed. Lily has a problem and its name is James Potter. Copius amount of angry Lily and confused Marauders. You have been warned! Sort of a prequel to Sexual Education, can be read separately!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pieces by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Hermione was a smart girl. She was also a woman who absolutely adored puzzles. And Ron. Yes, she adored Ron too. HG/RW. psychotic!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Twilight and Shadows by Wild Hope reviews
One night stuck in the Library forever changes Draco and Hermione's relationship. Over the Holidays Draco is forced to stay in Gryffindor Tower and everything changes. Draco can't be falling in love with a Mudblood, can he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,559 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Corresponding About Rubbish by done.with.marblesxx reviews
Sirius is in prison. He writes to James for help. James calls him ugly. General nonsense with profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Slippery Soap Suds by isis chandra wu reviews
Chapter 14 UPDATE! "You make me wanna do things.” -- Hermione hates Draco, Draco hates Hermione, same old story. But will things change when they discover how slippery soap suds can be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,588 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Over Tea Leaves and Coffee by formerlyknownasone reviews
You seem to believe entirely too much in coincidence," Draco winked at her. A DMHG story. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,364 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Tamer by claidibabaa reviews
Determined to enter and succeed in the world of Dragon Taming, Hermione Granger decides to impersonate as a man in order to realize her goals. What she didn't count on however was having to work for one Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,976 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Obsolete by eisblau silbergrau reviews
In their Seventh years at Hogwarts, Draco and Hermione are made Head Boy and Girl. But until the dorm is fixed, Hermione has to stay with Draco in the Slytherin dorms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,255 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Curse of Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Sequel to Destined to Love. Draco is back, but there’s a problem. The curse of Love is about to take place, will Hermione and Draco be safe? Will their love win out? Or will they lose everything, including their unborn child?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,730 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Testosterone by wills21 reviews
Hermione, Harry , Ron, and Draco are stuck in a room. Together. How will they get out? Will Hermione survive the unusually high levels of testosterone? How will Hermione react to Draco's revelation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Princess in Disguise by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
What... err... disguise will I actually wear, sir?" she asked. "Ah, good question," Dumbledore said with a smile. "With the usage of this necklace, it would simply transform you into a young man." "A man!" she shrieked... Dramione fanfiction! r and r. :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 110,835 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In Emerald Eyes by tempestuous-redhead reviews
Leap into Lily's world and see what life is like through Emerald Eyes. See her thoughts which, rather worryingly, seem to be centred James Potter. A light-hearted romance with hilarious insight from the brilliant mind of Lily Evans herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,760 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Unrivaled by The Kat1 reviews
James has never lost. Ever. Lily will do anything to be the best. Obviously there's some animosity. But when things get complicated, the rivalry is upgraded from taunting to pure hatred. Of course, there's a thin line between love and hate. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,876 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
This is the End by SociallyDriven reviews
ONESHOT: By the time the train halted to a total stop, normal breathing became to be a challenge. This is it. My last juvenile act. Sequel to In Love, I Lost. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Time's Up! by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco Malfoy killed Hermione Granger. But surprisingly, she was given a chance to prove that she still has to live. And so, she went back into the year 1990 to change a boy's cold heart... for 3 weeks only! Dramione! R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,880 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Destined to Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
The last thing they remember is fighting with each other during the war, how the hell did they end up years into the future? And why exactly are they here? And why are they married? And what about a prophecy and a curse? Is it real? DRAMIONE Fluffiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,684 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Play Dare With Draco Malfoy! by Mevv reviews
Sequel to Under the Mistletoe! Draco asks Hermione to play dare with him as a consequence for kissing him! The dares just get better and better! Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,939 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts With James Potter by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
James has almost made it into his true love Lily's heart. It all starts on the train ride to Hogwarts in their sixth year. Tragedy, Humor, Romance, and Surprise is all included in this story. R&R LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 29,884 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Sweet Merlin Get Away from Me by greenikat89 reviews
MWPP: James is a girl, Peter becomes the most wanted boy in Hogwarts, and the entire school thinks Remus is pregnant with Sirius’ baby. All in all it’s just another normal day for the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bitter Sweet Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,725 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Make Voldy Angry by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
If you have an angry tyrant named Voldemort that you want to bother then read this, if not, read anyway! R&R plz rating just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Voldemort
Blood Lust by heyhey13 reviews
Draco was bitten by a vampire and has a new found lust for the blood of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,797 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Will Always Love You by Sapphire L. Grey reviews
Draco writes a letter to Hermione that she wasn't supposed to see. Now that she has, what will happen? 7th year at Hogwarts, now finished! I changed my pen name from WildandCrazy505 just so ya know how this is!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,387 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Protect Them All by Zephyras reviews
After living on the streets, Lily Evans thought surviving her seventh and final year at Hogwarts would be a cinch. Voldemort, Death Eaters, and James Potter proved her wrong. AU, pre-Lily/James. Violence, gore, etc. REVISED. SEQUEL IS OUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,763 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Between the Lines by Wild Hope reviews
On the night of Scorpius Malfoy's birth Draco sits down and writes letters to Harry, Ron, and Hermione. He receives one letter back from Hermione saying nothing but "I forgive you." It is the first letter of many. In the middle of the night he waits...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seatmates by SociallyDriven reviews
To my readers: a shocking read waiting for all of you inside. Click away! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,187 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Opposites attract! by Mevv reviews
Hermione and Draco are made Head Boy and Girl...but a fight between them leaves them stuck in a room! Will they be able to sort out their differences or not? My first fic so go easy! Thank you all for sticking with me! Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 62,799 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Me by AmOrFoReVeRmOrE reviews
Now targeted by Voldemort, Hermione must return to school with an alias, a fake identity. How far will the Dark Lord go to get his wish? Especially with a certain Slytherin, what will happen when her facade ends? TEMPORARY HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Other Side by wordsonapage reviews
Malfoy and Hermione's bodies are switched by a powerful dark magic and they must work together if they are to ever get their bodies back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Breathe Me by KiRa M. EMeRaLd reviews
Hermione's life changed when the battle was over taking the enemy down along with her two best friends. By chance Hermione's found comfort in the most unlikely person. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,267 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deadly Attraction by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
He’s a death eater, she’s an auror. He fights for Voldermort, She fights for Harry. They hate each other but one kiss is the start of a deadly attraction. Hermione/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,455 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpius' Ambition by sarahyyy reviews
“But why in Slytherin’s name do you want to conquer earth with flying donkeys?” Light, humorous Scorpius/Rose oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Stealing the Sorting Hat by caramary reviews
Draco and Blaise have been playing a game for years, but now the game brings some unexpected twists. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Boy Around The Corner by Celebrytie Aris Channas reviews
“Do you mind if I wipe that smirk off your face?” I asked. “I’d like to see you try.” He growled back softly. “Be prepared,” I leaned closer to his face. “For this.” And then I pushed my lips against his. Fluffy oneshot! Read and Review! D.M.&H.G. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Traditions by boshrocks reviews
Summer after 6th year. Hermione is forced to spend the holiday with the one person she can't stand...up til now that is. How will she fare at Malfoy Manor? i suck at summaries...the story is way better than it sounds. rating will probably go up later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love and Hate are Just Words by the dyslexic bookworm reviews
Everyone is dead, execpt Hermione, who is presumed so. She bumps into Draco, ends up in Voldemorts cluches, falls in love. I'm bad at summaries.Its depressing story line, but I write it as a comedy.First chaps r angsty, but it changes into love after. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,461 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pet Peeves by JodieLove reviews
I, Lily Evans, have made a list of my top 10 pet peeves. They don't relate to James Potter in any way. Not at all. Nope. Believe me! LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hate, or Something Like That by AneleTiger reviews
James Potter is a narcissistic, selfish, arrogant, bigheaded, vain, pompous, womanizer, ostentatious, conceited, pretentious, smug, selfcentered, handsome, and egotistical git. Wait...what was that about handsome?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,485 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 9/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Rise and Fall of James Potter by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
James wants Lily; what else is new? Lily compares James to a fictional character. The course of true love gets a little help from rock and roll in this L/J fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Eyes as Green as a Fresh Pickled Toad by Sierra Charm reviews
Prequel to A Lily Story. Before they were Harry's eyes, they belonged to Lily. This is her world, where pranks, gardens, necklaces, uncles, Dark Marks, and several infuriating Gryffindor boys reside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 509,357 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ten Best Kisses by Zayz reviews
Oneshot. James Potter reminisces about the ten best kisses he has ever received. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P. - Complete
Love, Hate, and the Insane Connection Between Them by The Phoenix Queen reviews
Lily's story: love, life and lies. Also secretslike what really happened the night Remus almost killed Snape and the secret behind the 2way mirrors. LJ, SBOC, RLOC, Peternobody 'cause he's a traitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,555 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Living With A First Class Arse by Zayz reviews
[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mere Acquaintances by hpobsessedrissa reviews
He was waiting. Waiting for her to make the next move, to dictate where this rendezvous would lead. Waiting, as always, for her. L/J, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In Love, I Lost by SociallyDriven reviews
Graduation day. She's secretly in love with him. He doesn't know. Oneshot. HGDM. I suck at summaries. Please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Note Time! by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
Lily Sirius James Remus Peter Marla Alice and Frank pass notes in class, just a funny oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Thousand Eighty by thepip reviews
BOOK 7 SPOILERS! One thousand eighty is the amount of times Lily Evans has rejected James Potter in three years, four months, three weeks, and two days but who's counting? Is it possible that James may actually hear a yes after hearing that many no's? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,660 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
There Comes a Day by Zayz reviews
[LJ Oneshot] Lily and James reflect upon their relationship so far in the early days of their dating. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Everything To Lose by Heptagon reviews
[Complete] There are worse things than death. But sometimes you just can't afford to die. Because sometimes it would cost you more than your life. Sometimes it would cost you everything. PostHogwarts, HBPcompatible, HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,498 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dinner Guests 2 by Zayz reviews
[Complete][LJ] A sequel to my other story, Dinner Guests. Read that one first. In this one, Lily must return the favor and go to James Potter's house for dinner. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Maybe, Maybe Not by Zayz reviews
[LJ Oneshot] James and Lily nitpick at any fault the other makes the mistake of exposing. Of course, a bit of a disaster is expected. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Joys of Spit Swapping by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
[I have to know why any couple would want to engage themselves in a foul act like swapping saliva.] Worn out James is stuck with a curious Lily who would do anything for answers. Perhaps there were some perks to this situation... R&R Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Apples by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans enjoys eating apples for breakfast. When James Potter decides that he likes to do the same one fine day, a nervous breakdown on Lily's part is nearly obligatory. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by SociallyDriven reviews
Her father is dead. She breaks down. He comforts.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Magnificence of Rain by Zayz reviews
[LJ Oneshot] Lily is watching the rain outside, and is lost in thought until a certain James Potter shatters her concentration. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A First Date by Zayz reviews
[LJ Oneshot] 'Lily.' I turned around almost too eagerly to see him grin at me for the millionth time that afternoon. 'Happy Valentine’s Day.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love, Honor, Quidditch by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Marauders 7th Year fic. Has OCs, some lighthearted moments, some stupid moments, some Peterbashing, just a bit, and, most importantly, LJ. Rating and Genres subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 50,657 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Prince of Darkness by FallenMystery reviews
This is for the Slytherin who stands alone. This story is not about kind Draco, or in love with the Mudblood Draco. This is about Draco Malfoy, the Prince of Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Heptagon reviews
Cozy armchairs, good company, tea and biscuits, what more could you want? Perhaps a bit of matchmaking and sticking your nose into other people's business to make it so much more amusing. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
The Stuff of Legend by The Phoenix Queen reviews
James is upset when Lily rejects him for the 547th time and so Sirius decides to cheer him up by pulling a prank on Snape. How else? But when the Marauders invent a secret admirer for dear old Snivelly, interesting events occur to keep the prank going...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Song of Silence by Heptagon reviews
The war has left them both with irreparable damage, but it hasn't taken away their chance for happiness. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Passion Of Hate by XorderlyXchaosXnXconfusionX reviews
It's a known fact to the entire population of Hogwarts that Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy hate each other with a passion. But what happens when that passion turns the hate to lust? Winner for He Had It Coming Dramione awards under the category Thin Li
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,288 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Billywigs by evansentranced reviews
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos by Heptagon reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Fine Art of Manipulation by Huntsong reviews
A young Bartimeus Crouch strives to survive in the world of those who support Voldemort, where betrayal and manipulation are common, but survival is rare... my first fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Barty C. Jr., Bellatrix L.
Slytherin Beauty by FallenMystery reviews
AU What if Lily Evans was a Slytherin? Would James still fall for her? Would she still fall for the messyhaired Gryffindor who lived to taunt her? And what would Voldemort think of it all? LJ hate and love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Into the World of Night by Heptagon reviews
She comes here at night, to gaze into the darkness, her face void and eyes unseeing. He comes here at night, to sit by her side, to watch over her, to protect her. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gryffindor Foolishness by Heptagon reviews
They called it Gryffindor bravery. He called it Gryffindor foolishness, recklessness and a crave for heroic death. P.S. Sequel posted: Everything to Lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Traitor by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Complete She is a Briton. She has betrayed hundreds of lives to live one of a traitor’s. She is the Saxon army’s spy and scout. When she is captured by the Knights, will she be able to learn how to trust and be trusted again?
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,016 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Tristan - Complete
Lily Had a Little Lamb by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marauders' Notations by FallenMystery reviews
Just your average day with the Marauders. You know, evil mutant bunnies, Sirius eating bezoars, the whole deal. Rated for language. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Accepting Opposites by FallenMystery reviews
Draco always hated Gryffindors. Hermione always hated... well, just Draco. Unfortunately for the two of them, fate has other plans. Throw in a creepy cabin, a Common Room, and moonlight flibbergibbets, and you get Hermione and Draco's seventh year. FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Four of Us: Year 3 reviews
School has started again....already and the girls are ready for James and Co. this year...; R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily Evans:Redhead Alone reviews
Book 7 spoilers. This is a story about Lily's new life and friends...and enemies at Hogwarts. She comes with one other, someone we all know...Sev stars with her, in the beginning at least. Starts Year 1 and planning to go to Year 7. R & R please,1st story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Summer of Second Year reviews
Continuing the adventures of Lily and company and James and company from 'The 4 of Us' summer is here and so it's time to be crazy....ier.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Four of Us: Year 2 reviews
This is a the first of a series about four Gryffindor witches in the same year as the Marauders minus Pettigrew and plus OC in place of Peter , the boys are the other main characters. It's JP/LE and SB and RL with OC's. It's just supposed to be funny. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ahhhhhhh, Voices in my head! reviews
A random oneshot, for bored people that want a laugh...hope this gives you one! It's all about Lily...going nuts! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete