RandomChickOliviaxx
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Joined 09-01-07, id: 1366755, Profile Updated: 09-11-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hiya :)

My name is Olivia. I'm 14.

I'm... unique.

- I write fanfiction

- I love scrabble

- I'm good at badminton - just a bit out of practice...

- I used to be good at archery, but I haven't had practice in three years... but I remember the very basics...

- I love photography, and my scenery pictures are pretty ( I took my profile pic)

- My favourite subjects are Spanish, French, English Lit, and Chem.

- I hate Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus

- When I drink coca-cola, I get extremely hyper and bubbly and jumpy and silly

- When I drink peardrax, I get all mellow and calm, and spout verses of wisdom

- Coca-cola is the antidote to the effect peardrax has on me, and vice-versa

- I wear a ribbon in my hair - It makes me feel cute and childish, especially among all the serious people in school.

- I say things like "Uh-oh spaghettioh!" and "Girl, you bad like crab on sunday morning..."

- I have a newfound love of baking

- I live about fifteen minutes' drive from the beach, yet I go less often than when I lived an hour away

- I like a little of every single kind of music

- I like music from the 80's and 90's a lot

- I love reading

- I walk around, randomly shouting "Vote for Pedro!" (Undoubtedly, I love Napoleon Dynamite)

- I hate physics. With a passion.

- I have no idea what career path I want to follow... everything I thought about was shot down.

- I love chocolate.

- I don't absolutely LOVE twilight, yet I write twilight fanfiction

- Lots of people are baffled by me.

- I don't notice race. People actually have to point it out most times before I take notice.

- I'm cheerful and happy.

- That doesn't mean that my life isn't hard. I just smile through it all. I have difficulties too, just like everyone else.

- I always end up liking the wrong guy.

- I have lots of dumb moments. But I'm not blonde! I have dark brown/ almost black hair! (i dont mean any offense to blondes, by the way.)

- I have a noticeable tanline from my socks, because of my school uniform. My feet are like, yellow, while my calves are like...bronze, because my body tans easily.

- I have nice hair. It's the one part of me that I like.

- I'm not embarrassed by my mother.

- I love my brothers more than anything in the world.

Here are some things I've learnt from experience... mostly from my own experience, but one or two from my friend's experiences. As time goes on, I'll keep adding. I had more than this, but at the moment I can't remember them...but her you go!

1) Never put fabric paint on your skin. NEVER.

2) Wake yourself up fully before going down the stairs in the morning.

3) Unless you want to get cussed, do NOT unexpectedly shout "LOOK ANOTHER GOAT!" while your mum is driving.

4) You know how people would say, if you do something stupid, it'll come back and bite you on your butt? Heed that warning.
I called a mosquito stupid, and tried to kill it, and it literally came back and bit me on my butt. Not a nice place to be itchy.

5) If you're tired before a dance exam, eat 2 sugar sticks- Insta-energy...

6) Be VERY careful with a hot iron.

7) Never tell your math teacher, "Miss, you have chalk on your bumbum." Well, never say it like that at least.


3rd September, 2010... hey guys...

I won't be writing on FanFic again for a while. I tried to post the details here, but they wont copy and paste onto here, so just go to one of my stories and read the last update. My stories are now up for "adoption" and the details are in the last update. Details are also there for those who want me to send them the storyline i had planned out for Blurring the Lines and Dark Matter.

Love you guys always,

~!*Olivia*!~

11th September, 2010... one more update

I've decided who got each of my stories, so if you want to follow them, here are thier names. I'm adding them to my fav authors list, because I really want to see what they do with my stories :

Dark Matter went to MumblingSleeper

The Life of a Teenaged Adult went to Cutie16

Blurring the Lines of Reality went to Ashlie Christine

I'm sure they won't disappoint. Follow and review them, guys!

Hoping you're well, and giving my love,

~!*Olivia*!~

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14752 - Favs: 7,392 - Follows: 7,023 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Draco and Hermione by Lazaraz reviews
After Hermione is captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, she escapes with Draco. They must work together to end the war, return to Hogwarts as eighth years, unite the four Houses and become Professors - while slowly falling in love in the process. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,707 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Pansy P.]
Stalker Alert by AllyAlwayz reviews
Isabella Swan has a text buddy but what happens when it seems he is trying to make her insane?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,193 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3105 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love, Friendship, Fate by Ravita20 reviews
Alice, Edward & Bella have always been best friends. Even at 8, Bella has always known she was in love with Edward who is in love with Alice. What happens when Edward moves and returns 10 years later to find that everything is not what it seems? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,364 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life of a Teenaged Adult by Cutie16 reviews
This is the story of Bella who was forced into Adulthood when she was still a teenager...I know really bad summary but please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
My house or your house by innocent.vampire reviews
"I wish I never attended that stupid party. Because if i didn't, I won't be here. I won't be trapped here. I won't be his fake wife. And most importantly, i won't be inlove with him." -Isabella Swan. loosely based on koreanovela, "full house"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,303 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Blurring the Lines of Reality by Ashlie Christine reviews
They're from two different worlds-she's the rich society girl, he's the man struggling to make ends meet and take care of his sick mother. She's dreamt of him, and he of her, but neither thinks the other is real. - Adopted by RandomChickOliviaxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
525,600 minutes by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Bella Swan is a hooter's girl,and doesn't take anyone's shit.No one has caught her eye until Edward comes in one day.Mesmerized with him,she makes a painting of him.What happens when he sees it in a museum in NYC?He scours the city to find her sum inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,842 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5684 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind Reader by randomgirl18 reviews
Bella Swan has no idea who Edward Cullen is until she hears him in her head. Though they are thousands of miles apart, strangers, they form a bond while thinking each others thoughts. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,905 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Psychedelic Life by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, Thee Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!Its Very Original. And Funny.Pot smokers.All original pairs,MY BEST STORY YET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,313 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Across the Years by AMayes reviews
Edward receives a letter from a stranger by the name of Isabella, and discovers they are living two years apart. He in 2007; Bella in 2009. Through a mystical mailbox they are able to communicate...and fall in love. Lake House/Twilight Crossover AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,783 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
No one ever said life is easy by AllyAlwayz reviews
Bella Swan is the product of crappy parenting and divorce. When she runs away with whom she thinks is the man of her dreams only to find herself alone. Will she return helplessly to Charlie? What happen when she "bumps" into a certain Mr.Perfect...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,077 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of a Not So Teenaged Nanny by Hazelnut4o6 reviews
OVERHAULING in progress
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
Behind The Images by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
After Bella Swan's best friend releases a portrait of her it is purchased an an auction by Edward Masen, one of society's elite photographers, who seems to have an irresistible draw to Bella. Can Bella accept Edward's attention? Originally by xx.Nikteche
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 154,148 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heart Grows Fonder by Arwennicole reviews
All Bella wanted was to know the truth about the mother she thought had abandoned her, what will happen when a complete stranger shows up in search for her? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,872 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Adventure by Accept the Unaccepted reviews
Small blue bikinis, broken TVs, flirting, stalking real estate agents, New York City and Emmett...need i say more? What could possibly get in the way of Edward and Bella getting together? Read and find out! ALL HUMAN! BxE JxA EmxR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,819 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Promise to You by Ravita20 reviews
Bella & Jacob are childhood sweethearts but Jacob is abusive. What will happen if Bella moves and meets a certain bronze-haired guy? What will happen if her past returns? What will happen if she gets stuck between not TWO but THREE guys? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,008 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8720 - Favs: 14,239 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Like Your Nose by BritishBitches reviews
Edward meets a gorgeous brunette in a subway station, and can't get her out of his head. If he didn't believe in love at first sight before, he certainly does now. He doesn't even know her name, but if it's meant to be he'll find her. BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beaches by edwardbella001 reviews
Edward and Bella met on the beach when they were four. Edward taught her how to ride a bike and Bella taught him how to tie a necktie. But when they get older, how come they have such a difficult time expressing their feelings for one another? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Blurring The Lines Of Reality reviews
They're from two different worlds-she's the rich society girl,he's the man struggling to make ends meet and take care of his sick mother.She's dreamt of him,and he of her,but neither thinks the other is real.-This story is up for 'adoption' details inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Matter reviews
Which do you think is the greater sin? To sacrifice your love to save your country? Or to sacrifice your country to save your love? Isabella Swan has to make that choice. What would you do if it was you?- This story is up for 'adoption' details inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Life Of A Teenaged Adult reviews
Could YOU handle being raped by your stepfather,getting pregnant with his child and being kicked out of the house,while you're only fourteen years old,as well as having a mother who ignored what was happening?-This story is up for 'adoption' details insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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