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Joined 09-01-07, id: 1366962, Profile Updated: 09-02-24
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

Sorry all, I have been extremely ill the last two years or so. I am getting better, but I am still weak. Grandmother, Christian. I know a fair amount of hard Sciences, including Genetics, Mycology, and Astronomy, so you had better get it right.

Some of my stories are abandoned, but not adoptable. Besides my illness, I am becoming increasingly convinced to give them up. Not for MY sake, but for yours, for Christians who may be tempted by 'the little foxes' that don't bother me. I might remove some if I can figure out how. I learned how to write well by writing and am not ashamed of my work.

LOTR nut; also Narnia as examples of Christian work I enjoy. I also like mythology in general, original Star Trek, King Arthur, and of course the Bible. I find I am amused by cats and dragons!

I adore humor. Any story winding up on my Favorites list is probably hilarious, skewed viewpoint, off-kilter, and / or unbelievably creative and well-written. I'm in here to relax. This is FICTION. 2020 hit me as hard as everyone else.

I have a few stories of my own. If you recognize a character or something from somewhere else, it isn't mine. I'm just playing in the sandbox. Having said that, I see I have begun to collect a few OC and situations that turn up or are referred to in more than one story. My stories are not consistent. HLN is NOT a sequel to Squib, or even in the same possible Universe, though points may overlap. Characters may wander around and appear in my other stories. So far I haven't caught any changing sides, but I make no promises for the future. My Dementors are not evil, just dangerous.

If You have any questions, ASK! Like everyone else, I love reviews

I don't play on AO3. Nothing particular wrong, except I have never managed to navigate it, and have no interest in learning. I am old, ill, and trying to finish my own stories. I have a job that often takes most of my energy. You have encouraged me to keep on, to find satisfaction in finishing the job. Thank you!

I love reading fan fiction, and came across a pledge from Old Crow, one of my favorite authors:

From "Old Crow"

"I promise to review (kindly) every fanfic I read whether it be fantastic, useless, or anywhere in between. I make this pledge because I know how frustrating it is for an author to have hundreds (or thousands) of hits and only a handful of reviews."

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you promise to do the same. I know it is difficult to review every chapter, but do as many as you can, especially the final ones.

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The one thing you'll (never?) give me by meldahlie reviews
A rather fluffy accident, with Lord & Lady Wimsey, in WW2. Obviously, post Busman's Honeymoon
Peter Wimsey - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1 - Complete
A Familiar Stranger - COMPLETE by Aerlinwe Greenleaf reviews
Someone from Elrond’s past shows up in Rivendell. But who is this elf and what does he want with Elrond so many years later? And will Elrond forgive him?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11 - Elrond - Complete
The New Advisor - COMPLETE by Aerlinwe Greenleaf reviews
Elrond gets a new advisor, and Glorfindel is less than pleased. But will the new advisor be as horrible as Thranduil’s letter says he is?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11 - Glorfindel, Erestor, Elrond, Elladan - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,976 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
My Bones Lay With Yours (But We Are Somewhere Far Away) by poetiicdissonance reviews
The Halls of Mandos are no place to raise a child, much less two. Despite that, or perhaps because he takes it as a challenge, Celegorm does exactly that.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2022 - Celegorm, Eluréd, Elurín, Fëanor
When Fury Meets the Hooligans by GenkaiFan reviews
Nick Fury thought he was recruiting a young, but talented linguist, what he got was taken for a wild ride. A short Avenger scene that may develop into something more. No pairing or Slash. Just good clean fun.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/23/2022 - Published: 3/20/2021
Ring Exchange by CheveronChick reviews
After the War of the Ring is won and the ring melted to nothing, Legolas gets pulled towards the dead marshes by an impossibly familiar force.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2020 - Complete
Avengers, Re-enact! by Vaneria Potter reviews
A bit of silliness based off a Tumblr post that I wrote while relaxing at Pennsic. The Avengers in the SCA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2019 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Panther/T'Challa
Not All Stories Can Be Told by Drag0nst0rm reviews
Fili and Kili are determined to find out who created hobbits. Bilbo is running out of ways to avoid answering. This wouldn't be a problem if the truth wasn't quite so . . . Well, problematic. Now with bonus AU chapter: The Durins live . . . and Bilbo's secret is out.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,345 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
the boy and the mechanic by Bundibird reviews
"They're calling about an orphaned boy," Pepper says, her confused frown clear in her voice. "His whole family was killed in a car crash, and when they asked him if there was anyone he could stay with, he gave them your name. He says you know him." [Or: How Tony Stark came to adopt Harley Keener. And all that happened after. Part 1 in a series.]
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/28/2018 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Harley K. - Complete
Loptr Farm by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Where Loki hides out on a farm and accidentally adopts a cat, a horse, a goat, an alpaca, snakes and rabbits, a couple of otters, and dog or four, and builds an animal rehabilitation service and home for wayward or abused creatures. And of course, Clint's dog runs away from his farm and ends up in the middle of it all. He isn't named Lucky for nothing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Laura B. - Complete
The Vapourware Cloak by BajaB reviews
A twist on the old "Emporer's New Cloak" fairy tale I found when clearing out my drive. Posted because I have nothing else to do with it and have not posted anything in so long people have probably forgotten I exist.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Complete
The Kitten Apocalypse by Dayja reviews
Tony thinks he may have been awake just a bit too long when his wrench turns into a kitten. But is it another hallucination brought on by sleep deprivation? Or is something more sinister going on? And why all the kittens?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Lois L., Perry W., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
A Prince of Asgard by Alydia Rackham reviews
Asgard is mourning. Her eldest son and the All-Father prepare for the funeral of the queen. The younger son remains in the shadows-seemingly uncaring. But a young guard suspects otherwise-and upon the night the lanterns light the sky, he is forced to tell his prince the truth.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/23/2014
Exotic Pet by Lucillia reviews
A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet whose name starts with a G and rhymes with Mallifrey ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 247 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Death Seeker by Technomad reviews
What if Gandalf, while freeing Theoden from Saruman's spells, had also freed Grima? And Grima leaped at the chance to ride with the host of Rohan?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
When All the Stars Are Calling by GenkaiFan reviews
A series of lectures on ancient languages puts Garion Williams, aka Harry Potter, into a position to right an ancient wrong when Garion befriends Daniel Jackson. Non-slash! Friendship DJ/HP.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - D. Jackson - Complete
Whatever Happened to Sally-Anne Perks? by Lucillia reviews
In which Sally-Anne breaks Hogwarts Rule Number One and hitches a ride with a notoriously bad driver.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2013 - 4th Doctor, Sally-Anne P. - Complete
The First Joke by The Lonely God With a Box reviews
A poem about creation. Unexpected ending! Humorous, non-offensive. Not meant to be literal or serious, just for a laugh. More details inside.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Adam, Eve - Complete
This is a story about a cat by dysprositos reviews
And really, Clint wasn't cruel (not even on his worst days...and this might have been one of them), so just leaving the pathetic, mangy, injured thing here felt wrong. "After all," Clint thought, "I'm a 'superhero' now, I save cats and stuff." Or, how an annoying, dramatic furball might have saved Clint Barton's life. Maybe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Rain by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Aragorn learns just how much the Quest has cost Frodo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Counsels of Men by Thundera Tiger reviews
An answer to a question: Why weren't Legolas and Gimli at the Last Debate? Featuring Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn on the morning after the Battle of the Pelennor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Christian Jedi Code by phantom-jedi1 reviews
A Jedi Code for the Christian fan. :
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
A Chapter of Accidents by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Sometimes, even in relatively peaceful times and relatively peaceful places, accidents happen. Characters: Mainly Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir. April 2009 Teitho Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Of Rowan and Ruin by Thundera Tiger reviews
The story of a friendship one hundred and twenty-two years in the making.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Choosing by phantom-jedi1 reviews
Based off of a scene in A Wrinkle in Time. No knowledge of the book required to read this oneshot, though.
A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
When All Lights Pass by Werecat99 reviews
Set at Pelargir after the Battle of Fornost, this story deals with a young man suffering from the Black Shadow, a desperate mother and two strange travellers, one clad in grey and one in earthen brown. They say that the hands of the king can heal...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Gandalf - Complete
The Search for the Ninth Walker by s82 reviews
-Completed- Before Frodo could leave on his journey, Elrond had to answer the question: who would represent the Elves? Complete with Elvish logic, philosophy, and enlightening conversation. *Re-edited!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
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Majorca reviews
The Dursleys have to take Harry to Majorca with them, and everything changes. They meet a Power no one expected. A Dark Lord is going down hard! Dumbledore said "As it is with the Godfather, so with the Godson." He never imagined this would be the result! Not my characters, only playing here. Now updated. See - I DO read Reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,472 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/8/2023 - Published: 1/15/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D.
His Life Now reviews
Harry and Ginny, 5 years after the War, are bonded. Harry has become a businessman, managing his family investments and making new ones. So, why aren't they happy? This begins as Kidan's chapter 33 in The Potions Cabinet, story ID # 11037069. I have made a minor change to comply with FF publishing rules, as noted. Chapter two and onward will be my own work. JKR owns all canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 152,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/17/2021 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Squib reviews
Lily, Petunia, and Severus didn't intend to change the world. They wanted to save themselves. The rest sort-of happened! Just who are the bad guys, anyhow? What is going on that you don't see? It's all here, somewhere. Fwoopers abound! VERY AU! HEA 34 chapters, including a Q&A. Minor editing in-progress and random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,089 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 12/30/2019 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
Housekeeping
A peaceful moment between friends, after the first task of the Tri-Wizard. Ever wonder about the Dragon Reserves?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Rubeus H., Charlie W., P. Sprout
Persephone reviews
This is a take off from the exceedingly funny story "Like a Red-Headed Stepchild", number 4497458 by mugglesftw, with her permission. You don't have to read that to laugh at this one, but I do recommend it. This is Harry's Third Year, he's a redhead, has been adopted by the Weasleys, and he is in love with Luna. Roll with it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2018
The Giant's Toy reviews
A traditional Astronomy story set in Hogwarts. I think you'll like my Sybill Trelawney! The question is; what does Hermione think about Astronomy? I think she grows up to become an Astronomer!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Hermione G., A. Sinistra, Sybill T., Albus D. - Complete
Schrödinger's Hat reviews
Quantum Physics, Ghosts, and a Headless Hat? Can Hermione teach the Twins enough Muggle Science to grant an old ghost his heart's desire? Standard disclaimers - I'm only filling in a missing scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
Arithmancy reviews
A brief 'missing moment' set in about year Three. My answer to the question of 'What makes a seeker Great'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sam's Gardens reviews
Rosie was not sure when she first noticed something odd in the gardens around Bag End, early that spring of 1420. Standard disclaimers about me not owning or profiting from Tolkien's property - I'm only playing with them and will return them unharmed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Samwise G., Rosie C.
Ship reviews
What ship is there, to bear me back, across so wide a Sea? Legolas comes to Gimli with a last message, "She calls for you, Lockbearer."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Thieves? reviews
just what brought Merry & Pippen, young lords of the Shire, to be stealing vegetables? And how did they suddenly have camping packs and capes, running through the woods? Applies ONLY to the movie version! Standard disclaimers about names and copyright
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.