Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
hello, if you are reading this it probably means you read one of my stories and wanted to find out a bit about me. here goes nothing.
My name is really none of your buisness, as is my age. i weigh approximately 80 kg and i am about 6' 2" in height.
my favorite things include writing stories, playing poker and watching anime, in particular Naruto (Especially Shippuden) FullMetal Alchemist, FLCL, Hellsing, GITS and Death Note. i also play a few instruments such as guitar, and once upon a time, piano.
other things i like are RTS games on my PC and physics. i also enjoy long walks on the beach, meaningful conversation and plotting to take over the world, which may or may not include killing off my family. PS im not being serious. i rarely am. i also have a strange sense of humour and would really think nothing of leaving disabled people or stupid diabetics on the side of a mountain in a snowstorm.(Yeah, figure that one out). i also really enjoy listening to music
some of the things i hate include my little brother, certain uni subjects Coughcoughcontemporarysciencecoughcough and people who would try and lug a disabled person off a mountainside in the middle of the snowstorm instead of bettering their own chances of survival by dumping them. one of my most hated things is math lectures as they can be completely boring and for this purpose the paper chatrooms exist.ahhh the hours of entertainment that were created during 8 am math lectures. fun.
although i try and deny it, i can be very creative when it comes to writing stories (I think). mind you, a lot of the stuff that comes out of my head doesn't go to completion. Also, do not expect frequent updates with my stories. while i do have a lot written, it will invariably undergo several revisions before it even thinks about appearing on ff.net.
I am on deviantArt, under my penname, TheLastKorosu. From time to time, i will post art work of characters and things. Check it out.
I am a A Orange Dragon!
Hey, I took the online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Orange Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, a Orange Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality...
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos...
As far as magical tendancies, a Orange Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic...
During combat situations, the Orange Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat... Orange dragons are one of the most powerful of dragons. Orange dragons love to hoard treasure and magic items. They also enjoy soaring high over their domains, where they may survey their entire territory and all that takes place therein.'
At birth, an orange dragon's scales are a dull orange, and reach a bright orange once the young adult stage is obtained, at which time they also develop dark black ribbings on both the top and bottom wing surfaces. An orange dragon is a fierce opponent and will rarely, if ever, back down or flee from a fight, unless clearly outnumbered. An orange dragon's breath weapon is a gigantic cone of magma.'
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, not yet. DeidaraxHinata…hmmm
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes, Tenten is hot. Extremely hot, in a deadly kind of way
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Eww, Male pregnancy…
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
A few million
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Not into yaoi…
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
NejiTema or Nejisaku. Probably nejisaku
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
A great deal of blood and severed limbs, probably.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
She’d always loved to try new things, but who knew that when the other had suggested they see other people, that she’d meant each other! InoSakura
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I seriously doubt it.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Demons in name, humans in nature
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Ummm…something involving weapons and tenten leaving the village
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don’t know…
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Don’t think so
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Naruto/tenten/neji… that actually sounds interesting
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Can’t get enough of you Baby, by smash mouth if about any relation ship
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
LOTS OF YAOI!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Do you want to go on a date? Sakura/naruto
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Wrong. So very wrong.
20) How emo is Seven?
Zabuza? He’s too awesome to be emo
Ok. here's my personal thoughts on pairings. the main pairings, eg NaruHina, SasuSaku etc, etc, are way to overused. they are good pairings, and if well written, wonderful to read. however, they are best enjoyed in MODERATION, people. after the millionth NaruHina, you get bored. this is why i like to read alternate pairings. NaruTen is a particulary good one, and if you want a really good NaruTen, check out Pudgypuge's Bring The Hammer Down. it's an excellent story, written very well and is an absolute wonder to read. Other pairings that i like are NaruIno, PeinSaku(This one i only discovered recently, and it was surprisingly good) and more may come. Then there's boyxboy. I don't like yaoi. full stop, end of story. it just feels so wrong on so many levels. the lesson is this: if you are going to write a story with pairings, stop and think for a moment. will it stand out from the million others that have that same pairing? because i have honestly read so many NaruHina fanfics that are almost a cut and paste. really: Naruto through a mission or some other danger realises that hinata loves him, and then suddenly loves her back. the two get together and live happily ever after. Boring. i am just generalising here, but there seems to be a large number of writers who only seem to want to know about NaruHina, or Sasusaku or one of the other main pairings. i have nothing against those pairings-just when the plot of the stories can almost be a direct copy of every other story with the same pairing.
Heres a copy of the Fourty Nine Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer.
Fourty-Six laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.
15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.
26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons...with bladed weapons!
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.
34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.
41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.
Pet peeve of mine is in Naruto fanfics, when characters are testing for elemental affinities. some people will write 'so-and-so's paper burned on the outside, but crumpled on the inside, indicating that so-and-so has a primary fire affinity, and a secondary affinity for lightning.' People. the paper that is used to test for elemental affinities reacts to PRIMARY AFFINITY ONLY. I'm all for having multiple affinities in characters, as affinities are in my veiw, a great way to explore a character's personality. but please, the paper only reacts for primary affinities. If you want to have a device that will create a measure that will display primary, secondary, and even tertiary affinities, do so, by all means. I won't stop you. But make it something other than paper from chakra bred trees. In Rivers of HAdes
, the author used peices of cards with seals on. this, in my opinion, was a great idea. Try to be original, people.