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Joined 09-01-07, id: 1367049, Profile Updated: 08-19-11
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hello there.

My gender should be obvious.

Hmm...things that are irrelevant that you should know...?

...I hate music now 'n days, since its all overproduced hip-hop/pop bs, with few exceptions.

I have no experience writing, but regardless i love doing it. Reading, art, animals and nature are important factors in my life. Love, to me, is genderless. No one should be treated differently for who they are.

'Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.' -Martin L. J

And lastly, no one can decide your fate. Find yourself, and be true to yourself.

That is all.

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Sex Ed by animallvr682 reviews
Mello is shocked when near asks him some unexpected questions. Instead of answering them all, Mello decides the easiest thing to do would be to show him. Mello X Near Please Review after reading. LEMON WARNING! Some pain, blood, injury, angst, romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mello, Near
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The One by The Purple Dragon 1012 reviews
Being a teenager sucks in general but for Hinata the fact that she can see dead people makes it even worse. And what really doesn't help is that one ghost refuses to walk into the light while another keeps trying to set her up with Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,017 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Bites by Panda Addict reviews
DISCONTINUED Death Note vampire yaoi. L x Light. Rated M for a reason, there will be blood and 18 rated boy on boy yaoi goodness. If you don't like yaoi or vampires then don't read it.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
What did Hinata just do! by Romez reviews
A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,172 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Its A Vampire Thing by TheWindAlchemist reviews
The Akatsuki are a group of feared vampires.Hinata,clinging to her last breath,begs one of them to take her with him after slaughtering her entire family. He agrees. DeiHina. .:Epilogue:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,286 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hinata slaps bitchface Karma by BLSUGS30 reviews
Hinata on the road to becoming 'somebody', instead of being a shy unknown girl who stutters. For the cast of HSBK, high school never ends. SasuXhina and NejiXhina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,213 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Healing Sands by Hina-chancares8 reviews
Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,454 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Little Blue Pill of DOOM! by Kaline Reine reviews
Catchy title, ne? Itachi has a few friends over, and ends up giving Sasuke something he shouldn't! That's all I will say at this point. I promise, this does have a plot too! ItachiXSasuke pairing! BDSM, non-con, and SnM themes :D Oh, and slight SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,421 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Half Breed by VyxenSkye reviews
LightL, AU, yaoi. Light, a powerful vampire lord living in the modern world, needs a mate to fight the threat of the Made. But when he finds a boy who refuses to tell him his name, things change, and Light finds out that this boy isn't exactly human...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,333 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Only You by MiaoShou reviews
Near-canon LxLightxL YAOI, LEMONS, SHOTA.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,603 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Line: A Tale of the Afterlife by Xiana Asuka reviews
After death, there are no rules. You are surrounded by those who were your closest friends and enemies in life, all of whom seem willing to support you. This, of course, is why Yagami Raito planned on taking over the world. Again. [Postseries CRACK!]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,075 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007
The sound of your violin by Rewy reviews
Deidara is a famous violinist. Hinata moves to live next to him and they become friends. And soon something more than friends. But what about Deidara s fiancée? Rated M for possible lemons. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Training Gone Wrong by Hosh reviews
NWS. Sasuke doesn't know why Orochimaru stuck him in a room full of snakes, but when the snakes start... taking advantage of him, Sasuke can't get them to stop. Yaoi. SnakesSasu. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oh how the silent tremble! by misery.loves.black.sheep reviews
Hinata has had an abusive life. Her mother works as a prostitute and life in a dark basement can be lonely. But one day her mother gets murdered and Hinata is finally free. But what awaits Hinata in the outside world. SasuXHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,646 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Sarcastic Mask by Ryusei VII reviews
Hinata's failing Math and needs to find a tutor, pronto. The closest she can find, a pyrotechnics student.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,745 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Morning Erection by Zackaria reviews
Snake!Bestiality, Yaoi, Lemon. Sasuke wake up and decide to take care of his morning erection, but something goes in the way XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
This Twisted World reviews
Hinata's life was pure hell...until she met her guardian angel with ebony wings. Will Hinata survive as a vampire? Or will she get eaten alive by this sadistic world? Rated M for cussing,gore,and sex. SasuHina. Same gender pairings,sinful stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,720 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.