The Unrepentant Ruffian
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Joined 09-02-07, id: 1367640
Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom of Heaven, and Harry Potter.

Call me Ren.

I live in England with a posse of pets, including a horse who sticks his head through my window and steals my blankets in the middle of the night.

In my twenties, attending vet school, short, slim, brown hair, blue eyes. My heart beats for the writings of Zen Phoenix and Gentle Troubadour on fictionpress and the Noble Rot and Folk here on fanfiction. If you haven't read them, then you suck.

Here is a list of men I would like to perform indecent and immoral acts upon, in no particular order:

Faeric Silvearre - http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1727678/1/

Malinku - http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1716294/1/

Sirius Black - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2454183/1/Winterstar

Saladin - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2699939/1/Gentle_the_Night

That is all. Now get back to your lives.

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The Seeker's Passage by The Noble Rot reviews
The Emperor kept a number of concubines for his personal uses. This is the story of one of them.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Darth Vader
The Tale Of Michael And Gabriel by The Rebellious Son reviews
Before the battle that shook Heaven and Earth...there was only their love.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,636 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Michael, Gabriel
Gentle, the Night by The Noble Rot reviews
A young Bedouin slave named Rana tells the tale of her life and the great love she holds for her master. Welcome to the one and only Salahuddin fiction.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2005
The Mullah and the Princess by Jedi Knight Padme reviews
Princess Zainab finds it amusing to challenge Mullah Khaled at council meetings, but she doesn't laugh when her father wants her to marry him! Turns out the Mullah isn't so thrilled, either..but something happens that neither of them expect!
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 9/25/2006
800 Years by Piscean Rubble reviews
Can the love of two souls be so powerful as to reunite them after 8 centuries? A poem inspired by...you guessed it...Gentle the Night.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
In the Heart of Loyalty by Piscean Rubble reviews
Nasir's heart is torn between two loves. Inspired by Gentle the Night. Reviews welcome.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Reynauld's End by Piscean Rubble reviews
Reynauld de Chatillon has pushed Salahuddin to his limit. A poem about his final moments as seen through Salahuddin's eyes.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
You're Not Here by Piscean Rubble reviews
Salahuddin has lost his Rana. He sees her everywhere and yet she is not there. Another poem inspired by Gentle, the Night.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
In Your Dark Eyes by Piscean Rubble reviews
Salahuddin's slave, Rana, looks into her master's eyes. What does she see there that very few can? A poem inspired by Gentle the Night.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
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Song of Sorrow reviews
Whoever loves with all of their soul gains paradise in the same breath as damnation. Written for Folk's 'Winterstar' story. All reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sirius B.
Song of the Slave reviews
How deeply can a slave love her Master? How would she show her love when all the laws of the faith keep her silent? Inspired by The Noble Rot's Gentle, the Night story. All reviews welcome.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete