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I currently only read and review. If I do manage to get a document source where I can create stories, I will definitely do so. I doubt they will be long stories, though. My creativity tends to come in bursts, not organized efforts.

Pm me if you have any prompts for me, and I'll make note of them. I will most likely start creating fanfiction sooner or later, so might as well stock up on ideas now.

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Apex Predator by Darkpetal16 reviews
In which Konoha's beloved jinchūriki finds herself in an odd new world with only Kurama by her side. He insists bijū bombs are the only way to fix this issue. OP characters doing OP things.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,455 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Kyuubi/Kurama, OC, Gon F., Killua Z.
Doctor Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
Sequel to How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto / Sakura. Updates are sporadic. Lilly finds herself in the warring clans era with some hecka adorable kiddos. She already ruined canon several times over, now it's time to finish the job!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 8/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2020 - Madara U., Jashin, Hashirama S., OC
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,182 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Heroes (and other such morbid jokes) by Ourliazo reviews
Kakashi gets thrown back in time with a make-shift team to fix the mess with Kaguya before it even begins. Now in a body too small and watching his dad collect supplies for that disastrous mission, well…he doesn't hesitate to push a Raikiri straight through his dad's stomach. (Missing-nin Kakashi with brutal efficiency 'cause he's got no time for your bullshit.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,774 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/13/2020 - Published: 5/3/2020 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sunshine in Konoha by Quolim reviews
Naruto inherited a bit more of his parents' spark, as well as their crazy. Sakura was unsettlingly intelligent and occasionally homicidal. Kakashi was Kakashi. Sasuke was beginning to think that he was the only normal person on the team. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,030 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 3/13/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,997 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 5,167 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Wonderboy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Who knew some dimensions had actual child labour laws? In which Kakashi is reborn, the Hero Commission doesn't put all their eggs in one Hawks shaped basket and Shouta isn't getting paid enough to deal with this shit. Otherwise known as Kakashi in 1A.
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 2/13/2020 - Published: 1/14/2020 - Kakashi H., Shouto T., Shouta A./Eraserhead
and with one kiss, we could stop time by Grilled Cheesby reviews
"Were you making out with him!" Sakura screeched, an amused tint to her voice as she once more continued her healing. "Shut up," Sasuke hissed in response, wincing when Sakura poked pointedly at one of his deeper wounds. "You made out with Senju Tobirama? Why the hell were you covered in blood?" Kakashi asked, incredulous. "Is that something he's into?" time travel crack. BTHB #8
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/7/2020 - [Sasuke U., Tobirama S.] Pakkun - Complete
Silver-Haired Stranger by The Simplest Writer reviews
Kakashi dies protecting his village fighting against Pein... Except he actually doesn't and is now in the middle of a desert. Great. [Kakashi swaps one war for another, but he only wants to get back home. Things happen along the way.]
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 11/19/2019 - Published: 7/17/2019 - Kakashi H., Aang, Appa
Scarecrows aren't supposed to be Heroes by karma-is-a-turtle reviews
Kakashi was content with his life, content with his death. Until of course, he wasn't dead. Kakashi, now known as Kaminari, must now survive a world full of heroes. And naturally, things don't go quite to plan. bnhaxnaruto crossover cross-posted on ao3
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,999 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 1/3/2019 - Kakashi H., Denki K.
MadaTobi Reincarnation AU Snippets by Grilled Cheesby reviews
snippets inspired by my tumblr post: the one where madara is reincarnated as Naruto and tobirama is reincarnated into Sasuke and neither of them are amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Elsewhere by WinchesterNimrod reviews
Kakashi dies and wakes up elsewhere...In short, he's not impressed. Jason can relate. [Basically, two a**holes decide to instigate a murderous friendship that will nock the DC universe off its moral axis.] [NOT SLASH] [DarkishSatireHumour]
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 5/7/2019 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Kakashi H.
Applause by WingBladeWeaver1357 reviews
A magician reborn, what illusion will she perform next? "Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourself, for I am about to perform the biggest magic trick of all. To change the plot." OC. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,522 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Minato N., Shisui U., Obito U., OC
Pushing Up Daisies by WinchesterNimrod reviews
A grumpy, irritable old man is tossed into the Naruto-verse as Sasuke's twin brother and has a generally miserable time. [Male SI - swearing. On AO3. Story not dead I'm just hella busy - not abandoned - crack treated *seriously*]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,647 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Fugaku U.
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 4,002 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Twigs by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Team Seven - Complete
Just a matter of time by Himeneka reviews
Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Don't Tell Them That! by Desbelleschoses reviews
Team Kakashi notices Anko and Tenzo/Captain Yamato sitting together at a dango stand and wonder how they know each other. Anko is more than happy to tell them, and she shamelessly tells them about the antics the jounin got into in their younger days. Tenzo is morbidly embarrassed, and the kids have no idea how to handle this information. References the Unofficial Rulebook Series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Kakashi H., Anko M., Yamato, Team Seven - Complete
Lazy Ninja by FreshNerd reviews
Kakashi is dropped into the middle of nowhere. The moon is broken into pieces, and he knows he's not in his home world anymore. Now he has to live out the remainder of his life in this strange, but peaceful world.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,005 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Kakashi H.
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Uchiha Kyōya by Tsume Yuki reviews
In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 3,725 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., K. Hibari
The rest is still unwritten by black.k.kat reviews
That soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other's.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 229 - Published: 4/10/2016 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
Deathly Still Waters by dazai-san reviews
The general consensus of Hogwarts's residents is that Shisui Uchiha is quite possibly the strangest person or thing to ever enter their school. [updates on Saturdays.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,740 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Albus D., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Priorities by dazai-san reviews
Obito goes back in time—as a ghost. His priorities (in this order) are: annoy Kakashi, annoy the hell out of Kakashi, piss Kakashi off, and warn his team about the future. See? His priorities are definitely straight. (Hilarity ensues.) [Now with a sequel-goddammit you guys!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,164 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 4,061 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Shattered Mask by SweetDreamsAreMadeOfNaruto reviews
When Obito's mask shatters, Kakashi finally sees his long lost friend. This time it's Kakashi's turn to save Obito. And sometimes, all you need is a hug. In which Kakashi meets Obito again- what should have happened! Slighlty hinting at KakaObi/ObiKaka ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Team Seven's Hit List by dazai-san reviews
In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 431 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Prisoner, and the Masked Man by tabjoy13 reviews
Teenaged Kakashi leads his team consisting of: Ebisu, Kurenai, and Guy. They are to guard and protect the students of Hogwarts alongside of (and against) the Azkaban dementors. Guy takes a shine to the Slytherins. Hermione takes a shine to Ebisu. What could possibly go wrong? First part of a complete trilogy. Cross posted on AO3.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,770 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Kakashi H., Ebisu - Complete
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,046 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Rin, Minato N.
The Future Has Arrived by Wynter Spite reviews
In which Sakura pushes a big red button, travels through timelines and Sasuke unwittingly tags along for the ride.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 887 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 318 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 171 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 716 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6543 - Favs: 13,808 - Follows: 5,515 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete