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Joined 09-03-07, id: 1368371, Profile Updated: 06-16-10
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride.

I am 17 and I live in USA. I have the BIGGEST imagination ever, but I don't like writing it down because I don' t think it comes out the way I want it to. But I am trying it anyway. I love Maximum Ride soooooo much!! I LOVE Fang_ I also am a huge bookworm, I have read hundreds of books in my life, and have reread many too. I am very loud and blunt. I am outgoing and very atheltic and tall. Don't know much else to really tell...hope ya'll like my stories!

Fang: 2 avian + 98 human = 100 hott!

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you dream in maximum ride like every night post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You ally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or msn.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of agers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American s would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

Copy and Paste this if you go and read your story on the site the second it is posted.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

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Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Application To Date My Daughter by Evil Robina reviews
'Never ever mess with me again.' I said to Iggy. 'I'm sorry Fang.' Iggy replied. 'But this means WAR'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Your Existence Gives Me Wings by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
AU. Max is popular, rich. She has a good life. Iggy and Gazzy are her 2 best friends along w/her sisters Ella and Angel. But when quiet badboy Fang comes, her life is turned upside down. Is her life really all that good? Fang's just what she's waited for.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Facade by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
ORIGINAL STORY - ANYONE CAN READ THIS! Rose wasn’t always a bad girl. But now she can barely list anything good about herself. When she betrays her best friend and is kicked out of her social group, who can help her? Will it only become worse?
Someone Like You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,465 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
The lists by rainbowstrike reviews
Dr. Martinez has had enough. She decides that the kids need to have some ground rules, and so she puts up lists for each child around the house, stating what they are no longer allowed to do. R & R, rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - V. Martinez - Complete
Just Another FAX OneShot READ IT :D by MiniFeverency reviews
FAX. ONE-SHOT. MARRIAGE. Wait, WHAT! :D Need I say more? &Post-book 5&
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Famous Maximum Ride by alexz1jude reviews
AU...Maximum Ride is a pop star and Fang is her best friend. Max doesn't like her career choice and wants out of it with Fang's help. Fang and Max are both in love with each other but both think the other doesn't feel the same. How will it work out? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Goodbye Max by Wally-West-Go-Zoom reviews
Fang abandons the Flock to destroy Itex. He succeeds and Max and the others think he died with the evil company. 7 years later, this theory might not be so true. . . Major Fax, Nudgy . . .First Max Ride fanfic, so be nice!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Silent As the Night by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
During MR II. Max is on her date with Sam, and Fang drops by. Oneshot. Review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Dazed and Confused by TheSmartypants reviews
For StepOnMe. Chaos ensues when Max and Iggy accidentally switch bodies. Max struggles with being blind, Iggy discovers the joys of being a girl, and Fang gets very confused... [Fax] CHAPTER THREE IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Rain by Dreams-of-Oompa-Loompas reviews
Prompt 66. Written for a prompt table on LJ. 'I hated the rain.' Max MaxFang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Hinata's Secret Life by jenniebennie reviews
Hinata is sent on a solomission to spy on the hidden village of sound. Her cover is as a doctor. But what happends when she doesn't come home alone. Chapter 4 has a lemon. Be warned Chapter 14 has a lemon be warned again and so does chapter 31
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,914 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Strike Up The Band by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE What happens when our favorite mutant freaks form a rock band? Will total chaos ensue? Will the singer and the drummer fall in love? Will the world be saved? Stay tuned to find out. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Dream Twice A Dream by Watch Hound reviews
Hinata and Naruto just happen to dream the same dream. Only why does Hinata likes it a lot more then Naruto? Also what happened to his clothes? NaruHina R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
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Master Mind reviews
Fax since it's all I write about. Max has suddenly made the decision that- she wants Fang. But she doesn't know how to be girly so she turns to her flock master mind - Iggy. Will Fang fall to their teamwork?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Max, Fang
Black Rose reviews
I began writing this fanfic awhile ago. It's Fax but Max is more emo. It's something different and not as cliche hopefully. She strikes a deal with Jeb in order to get Iggy's sight back. Gonna have to see how it unravels!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Max, Fang
Cliche Romance reviews
A cute sappy oneshot that features everyones fav couple: FAX! short and sweet...hope you enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Life Goes On reviews
Placed after MR3, Max and flock try to settle down, but nothing ever happens how they want it to... Plus, Fang and Max work out their relationship or try to. Don't read if you haven't read the 3rd book. FAX Rated bc it's a teen book and there's romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
First Night Animals reviews
Lemons! I felt like doing a short sweet lemony FAX! Hope you like and please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete