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Author has written 1 story for Avengers.

My first story is out: "The Trickster God". A Loki Self Insert.

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Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Magical Creatures Will Get Me Killed (Again) by Anubis Enfield reviews
I'd spent seventeen years in my past life as a veterinarian and now, as they say, I was a wizard. Or, well, I would be if I could use magic without possibly dying. Oh, and let's not forget how my fondness of animals was about to get me into a load of trouble. "W-Why'd you just stand there!" "It was a three-headed dog." "He tried to eat us!" "...H-He was cute..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 361,323 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 7/10/2020 - [Hermione G., OC] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Voleur D'âme by Twubs reviews
A soul from our world is thrown into the body of Ron Weasley in the exact moment that Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Teenage hormones, dark lords, and missing memories is a hell of a combination. SI
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 190,176 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 3,513 - Updated: 6/23/2020 - Published: 8/5/2019 - Ron W., OC - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 15,721 - Follows: 16,823 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
So How Can I Weaponize This? by longherin reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 138,284 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
Accio Butterflies by tearlessNevermore reviews
Dropped alone in a world of magic that seems strangely familiar, I must take up arms to save the day-or I could just tell Dumbledore and let him deal with it? Yeah, I prefer that idea. A Harry Potter Self-Insert fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,604 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 9,821 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lady Stark by Jpena reviews
"I don't understand father?" She said with a puzzled brow. "Baratheon is to marry one of the Tully girls." Cersei felt such anger toward her father. "What am I to make of this father?" "You are to marry Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell."
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 277,911 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 4,764 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Eddard S., Cersei L.] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Avatar: Rise of the Dragon Knight by MontagJ reviews
Lots of people like the idea of becoming a part of one of their favorite works of fiction. No one likes being toyed with.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 202,055 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Aang, OC - Complete
I'm Just a Sheep Farmer! by Golum936 reviews
I'm just a sheep farmer, so why do my circumstances keep pushing me to do this? Self-insert / SI / OC / OC-insert / AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Trisha E., Winry R. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 11,025 - Follows: 3,276 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Neville Longbottom Can Conjure Food from Nothing by Norwegian Blue reviews
The only reason we had Chuck Norris facts before Neville Longbottom facts is because J.K. Rowling wasn't strong enough to write about the epicness of Neville all at once. Who could blame her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Neville L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15544 - Favs: 25,592 - Follows: 10,618 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 287 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 4,850 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trickster God reviews
Loki was strange. Everyone that met him came to this conclusion. But he seems to know what he is doing. He's just living his best life before the purple alien makes his move. A Loki self-insert from others perspectives. (Male SI)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 4/9