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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

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Transformation & Infatuation

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,611 - Reviews: 14628 - Favs: 12,068 - Follows: 5,541 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,732 - Reviews: 21303 - Favs: 11,787 - Follows: 7,615 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Spellbound by Claire Bloom reviews
Imprisoned by the malicious James, Edward meets the bewitching Isabella. As he battles with his enemies, his conscience and his bloodlust, he finally falls for her whilst she ignites his male desire's & awakens his Vampiric cravings. With Vamps/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,649 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 5,154 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20207 - Favs: 13,236 - Follows: 5,482 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
He's a Sex Addict, He Doesn't Love You by Lyssie-Loo reviews
Spcimen: Edward Cullen. Reason for being here: Sex Addict. Edward's Summary on his addiction to sex: I just love sex. If I could have it everyday, every minute, every second I would. I'm not afarid to admit I am a Sex Addict!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5403 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 3,375 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vacation of Pleasure by MmeGray reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are 4 brothers whose father has just handed them the keys to his theme park. When Bella wins a 3-week vacation to said park, and brings Esme, Alice, and Rosalie along, what will happen? MAY BECOME M LATER ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13054 - Favs: 6,169 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EverClear by Chandler1200 reviews
It's been almost 5 years since that terrible day in the woods. Bella and Edward have both struggled with the devestating aftermath of their last conversation. Both have found solice in music, only in ways neither could have imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,565 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13460 - Favs: 8,193 - Follows: 6,082 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6551 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Our New Life by Gemmika reviews
When the Cullen's move to a new town and start all over again things begin to change for the family. Frightening new powers for Bella and infatuated boys knocking down the door to get to Renesmee. Will life ever be the same again? 10 years post BD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,775 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9284 - Favs: 6,980 - Follows: 3,382 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Lessons by edwardsothalova reviews
Edward Cullen is a freelancing musician. Bella is a middle school English teacher. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella’s students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. Guess who her teacher is? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/5/2008
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17442 - Favs: 10,326 - Follows: 4,680 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6234 - Favs: 5,533 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5371 - Favs: 6,937 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Spoof by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
One day, Alice decides to make a small spoof dedicated to their suddenly soap-opera resembled lives. How will it turn out when she sits the entire family down to watch it? With an embarrased Bella, a frustrated Edward, and a booming Emmett, the fun is endless for an entire laugh-filled night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Twilight Mailbag! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is a Q and A session with all of your favorite characters from Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. It's rated "T" just in case. Better summary inside! Please read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,149 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10026 - Favs: 7,445 - Follows: 6,109 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11419 - Favs: 11,249 - Follows: 5,832 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by distortedimage13 reviews
Carlisle gets a phone call one day the summer before Edward's junior year, his best friend's daughter needs a home. All their lives change after this call-and this girl, Edward had seen her before. Can he help her overcome the past? or save her from it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,923 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Silent Princess by readaholicgina reviews
Born into a harsh reality of forever being silent, forced to marry a stranger, All because I was born an Eclipse and will die an Eclipse, or will the stranger brighten the Eclipse. AH, AU, Language and Lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drawing Love by xXPassion11Xx reviews
Bella is sent to babysit 6-yr-old Alice but also meets Edward, Alice's brother. Bella is soon infactuated by Edward, but he's too dark n mysterious for his own good. He secretly lusts 4 her n she falls 4 him. Will bella be able to discover his good side?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,410 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Story of Us by Mindy Ann reviews
This is a reflection on Nessie's life with Jacob. It follows the progression of their relationship from her birth to the present. It will be mostly Nessie's POV, but there may be some Jacob POV as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 186,018 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Simple Things by lovepuppet reviews
What happens when Bella is paralyzed from the waist down and moved to Forks with her Dad and brother Emmett? Regular pairings. Regular species Vampire and human stuff the same
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,292 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 3,340 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Star Mile by Malmo722 reviews
Bella and Edward are two young college students that are just trying to make it through life while discovering who they are and what they want. They drift through love, loss, heartache and all the wonderful things that life throws there way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,274 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Me? by wearefanpires reviews
After Edward left, Bella is devastated. She tries to put herself back together and after a while, she thinks she's almost got it. But, when the unthinkable happens, and she becomes pregnant, will Edward come back to her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Renegade by LadyAlera reviews
When a gang of renegade Lycans are found roaming in the city's underbelly, Selene is asked to take care of them. Will Kraven allow his "future queen" do what she was re-born to do? Summary not good, rating may change!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Selene
Wake Up, It's Raining by raynjes11 reviews
Shitty town. Shitty life. Bella's just trying to make it in the real world and so far it isn't going so well. Can one boy change that? Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
X&Y by GeeGee21 reviews
I wasn’t taking the slow route anymore, playing boring gentleman Edward, oh no. I’d done that, and now we were here, in no-mans-land. So I was pulling out all the stops, Bella wouldn’t know what hit her, and for once, it wouldn’t be the doorframeOOC,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 307,767 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4381 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Minutes to Midnight by Angel of Sinne reviews
The wedding is a few short weeks away, and Bella and Edward have been dealing with severe sexual frustration. Who'll crack first? Full of Lemons. This story is a mixture of what I expect to see in Breaking Dawn and my own twisted imagination.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008
The Storm by Capella85 reviews
I knew the outcome of this story before he even told me. I was after all, a princess, and in our world, true love didn’t exist, and if it somehow crept its’ way in, it was doomed before it began.” Detailed summary inside. AU/AH BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 245,212 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sparkle and Fade by LauraLover reviews
Bella is alone. After her fatal encounter with Laurent, she tries to cope with being by herself in a world she always imagined with a family. Traveling wherever her feet take her, she searches for a purpose and for the family that left her behind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella
Dark and twisty by Amber 90210 reviews
Bella lived in Forks her whole life. Then Edward moved to Forks and he has a horrific past. Can Bella help him through his tragedies and can they find love on the way. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,880 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 14,657 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity by Abasketcase reviews
AH BxE Bella has a book. Edward has an unfortunate past, dark present, and all or nothing future. Two strangers meet in an airport and find gravity in one another.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,063 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Recognition by TayBee reviews
When Edward and Bella run into an old friend, things quickly become complicated. Can Bella keep her friend safe from the big bad secret? Can she keep her safe from something even more threatening? POST BD. I'm NOT SM.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Angela - Complete
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Insanity by Hikari102490 reviews
Bella was 14 the night it happened, that terrible event she has forgotten. Now in a Sanitarium she’s faced with Nightmares that haunt her every night. Dr. Carlisle Cullen decides to take her on personally. Edward, his son, in training, meets Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,735 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19543 - Favs: 12,356 - Follows: 5,644 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Ten Twilight Excuses by Kiara212 reviews
Small lists which are about Twilight related excuses. Feel free to use them. Suggest themes and I'll do them! And of course, I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
Saving Edward by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,000 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Saphirre moon by April.Chloe.Swan reviews
when Bella travels to Italy to save Edward, she returns with more then just the love of her life. She comes back with April, a 16 yr old girl who learns to live with vampires as well as the other obstacles life throws at her. original cast, canon pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,708 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Unsanctioned Savior by Sarah Rose Serena reviews
I was frightened, alone, and far too damaged for my own at's when I met him...my savior. The only one I wanted was the one person I wasn't allowed to have. He said it was wrong, but we both felt how right it wasn't supposed to be. ExB AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,896 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - [Bella, Edward] Alice - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
JACOB: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by BlissfulDreamer reviews
CONGRADULATIONS! You've successfully purchased your very own, fully automated JACOB BLACK unit. In order to fully enjoy the uses of this wonderfully cute, badass werewolf unit and/or to prevent any unsightly mishaps, please carefully follow this guide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 225 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something to Believe In by xColor-My-World reviews
Alice finds a 12-year-old runaway and brings her home… only to realize there’s more that meets the eye. *WARNING: If you haven’t read Breaking Dawn, this story is not recommended. Complete. READ THE SEQUEL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Alice - Complete
Escaping Sol by Ranma15177 reviews
Bella is forever changed by her second encounter with the Volturi. Now it is up to all of the Cullens to find out the secrets of the mysterious Lillith, the intentions of the Volturi, and the fate of the 'Innocent.' Chapter 24 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,247 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007
A day at the amusement park by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
What will happen when the Cullens go to an amusement park? Let's find out. Oh an Bella is a vampire and her power is invisibility. Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,727 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Primal Desires by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
What if Edward let go of his inhibitions? What if Edward was more sultry, and by God what if Bella responded! Co-authored by "My-Bella".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,588 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Under One Condition by Pyromaniac2009 reviews
Bella's variation to the condition of she and Edward having sex. "Under one Condition: In my room at the house, on the bed not the couch, and Carlisle there incase i need him to get me off before i bite you" Bella:"Ok for begging and middle, no go on last
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Promises by Aition reviews
Rose set's off looking for Dimitri, what happens when she finds him? Happy times and bad times are bound to begin, but in the end what will be left? found out by reading PROMISES now. set after Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,147 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Life With Ian by tiwi2006 reviews
Wanda Is Pregnant, Laying in bed after having told Ian, who was over joyed, he askes her to marry him. Sexual content, be warned. First FanFic, please Comment.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
Random act of Supidity by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Five vampires and one human play a movie quote game, first one to laugh loses. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
Getting what you want by supermegafoxtawesomehot reviews
I was bored of waiting for Braking Dawn to come out, so I thought I would try to make my version of it. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
As I See It by Radioactive Ferret reviews
A one-year, holiday-by-holiday look at Josef's thoughts during said holidays. Slight OOC, but I'm working on that. This may be offensive to some people...
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
50 Things Emmett Cullen must NOT do by usernolongervalid reviews
Just another one of those lists, how hilarious is Emmett? He's one of my personal faves, I have a soft spot for the silly ones XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
While The Boys Are Away by locqua reviews
Edward gets plenty of grief from his brothers about his upcoming wedding night. Now it's Bella's turn - Rosalie & Alice style! Rated M for very mature adult situations - you've been warned! Nominated for "Best Comedy" at the Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Food Fight of Forks High by Blondie the Novelist reviews
Mr. Greene is trying to find the mastermind behind the Food Fight of Forks High. But each Cullen points to another! Who gets blamed in the end?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
This Coming Dawn by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
set after eclipse. the talk with charlie, the wedding, the transformation, the vampires! edward x bella 4ever. but their is a sexual twist to it! read it even though bd is out now! first fanfic, r and r.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,604 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Personification by mgirl13 reviews
AU My entry for CHild-Of-God13's challenge. On July 11, 2005 Bella went to a carnival, met a gypsy, and was cursed. What will happen when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens? Will her curse affect her relationship with the Cullens? Or Edward? Read on
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Fairytale Continues by My-Bella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Sealight by Black-and-White-Orchid reviews
A parody of Twilight. Meet Mikeward and Ella! Read and enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Father and Daughter Moments by lil mizz bella reviews
Co authored wiv lil miz alice / just some father and daughter moments with Edward and Nessie. we thought there were less in BD so here r our stories. enjoy nd plz review xxx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Guard Duties by Blood Fae reviews
I'll protect you," He whispered into my hair, sending shivers down my spine, "I swear." Edward is Bella's personal bodyguard, Bella is getting engaged to his prince, can their love survive warring nations?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5143 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Not So Secret Anymore by Soon-to-be Mrs. Tom Kaulitz reviews
Edward Mike and Jake have been friends forever. Bella is the prettiest girl on campus. When they cross paths, an unlikely relationship is formed. But between who? What do the other two think? And WHAT is Alice doing with that banana! OOC-human-R&R 1st fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,215 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
James and Bella by three.hills reviews
Bella and James in the ballet studio, with lemons? Edward's reaction? Warning: this is a very intense fic. There is some violence and it is a bit dark. Review if you like! I am always like to hear from fellow James lovers! Updated due to popular demand!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bella, James
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen Show by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. Alice, Rosalie, and Bella are sisters who are going on a cruise in the summer. Jasper, Emmett, and Edward are having a game show on the same cruise ship. What will happen when the sisters are accidentally put onto the show?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
The List by GirlInTheShortSkirtNLongJacket reviews
On their way to a private island, Alice, Rosalie, and Bella decide to make a list of the best places to have sex. And then have a bet to see who can do the most places in 6th months. Lemons. All VAMPIRES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Bachelor Parties and Bridal Showers gone wrong by Lollipopleeches reviews
based on yesterday's hilarious Breaking Dawn quote of the day, Edward's Bachelor Party isn't at a strip club, and neither is Bella's Bridal Shower. But it's at someplace far worse for both Edward AND Bella. R&R, please. c:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Exploration by Sinfully Soulful reviews
Bella and Edward explore themselves and their relationship and break a few boundaries. Slightly OOC. My first Twilight Fic. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
A Familiy Visit by ACullenForever reviews
Raven and Alexander From Vampire Kisses come and visit his distant cousins the Cullens! A Mix of twilight and Vampire Kisses
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Track Star by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
Edward is forced to join the Forks High School Track Team! What happens as Mike's evil plans unfold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Cherub by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Alice get some more "exposure" to Solimena's paintings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Fresh Blood by BellyGnomes reviews
Taking off where New Moon ended. Bella and Edward explore their physical relationship while outside forces attempt to pull them apart. Sex, Comedy, Drama, Romance, and Adventure all mixed into one titillating story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
How To Teach Love by Sura Kiyina reviews
Bella is abused and Edward is her teacher. What happens when he gives her a private lesson? Lemons, not just sex but a storyline too. All humans, a few typos, very sorry about those xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,665 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Psycho Alert! by misskiana reviews
Just an idiotic story about the characters of twilight. It's amusing and I'll develop the plot later...This is just for fun and laughs. Review please! Rated M for drug content. P.S. It may not be wise to read during school!completely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Repetition Kills You reviews
The Cullen couples have one week to win the award for most extreme sexcapade, judged by Tanya, Kate, and Garrett. Rated M for language and lemons. Crackfic. Extremely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009
Transformation & Infatuation reviews
When Edward meets a mysterious young girl and is faced with the decision of saving her or letting her die, he unknowingly turns her. As a newly turned vampire, Bella is confused and alone, and is searching for the mysterious angel that saved her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Associations reviews
Do you think that you can make a Twilight association out of anything? I mean, anything? Here's my attempt and your attempts to relate all topics to something Twilight-related. Very reader-involved! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
The Gnomad reviews
Crackfic--the best one you will ever read because we're not biased . Pocket Edward valiantly aids a distressed mythical woodland creature escape from a crazed fanpire. Soon to be made into a film! Written and designed for a school project. OOC and OC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Edward, Elizabeth - Complete
L’étoile de Minuit reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rose open a hotel in Paris and end up meeting three amazing chefs in a nearby restaurant. Other characters: Garrett and Eleazer. Canon pairings mostly . All human. Co-authored with bellaedward17.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Madness reviews
This is what happens to me when I'm either at school or it's after midnight. Basically, my mind rambles. A mix of Twilight, Harry Potter, random Youtube videos, TV shows, and other books. Each chapter is not necessarily related to the next.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Q&A With the Characters reviews
Want to ask your favorite character a question? Emmett and the others want to be interviewed, so send in your questions & ideas! Based on pinkcrayon1101's "Twilight Mailbag!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008
Advanced Gothic Literature reviews
Gothic Literature class becomes very exciting when Bella and the Cullens get a mysterious new teacher. Much better than it sounds! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
To Die Twice reviews
This story is about Bree, the young vampire created by Victoria for her new born army. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007