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Joined 09-03-07, id: 1368737, Profile Updated: 04-20-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Teen Titans, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

real name: Cash Wilcox (yes my name is cash... sadly I'm broke)

age: 19

birthday: march 13 1992 (if you check the date back then you will see I was born on Friday the 13th I'm very proud of that)

favorite animes: Naruto, Ika Musume, and other stuffs too... can't pronounce names.

self description: blond hair, striking blue eyes (if I do say so my self), short, and probably the "studliest" hot guy you'll ever meet.

Just started college, I'm in my second semester now... Not doing to well. We think it has to do with motivation problems or some issue like that, but don't worry I'm seeing a therapist and trying to get over the whole "don't care about anything once I leave the classroom"

other random stuff: just to tell you right now I HATE YAOI! I've got like three stories down below and all, but most are discontinued. I know that upsets everybody who is a fan, and I'm surprised that I even have fans. All of the fictions I've written have Naruto in it in some form or fashion, I can't help it, it was the first anime I ever watched while being aware that it was an anime and it seems to be the easiest universe for me to work in because out of every fictional universes I know, the ones I know best are, Naruto, Halo, Avatar, and Mass Effect, in that order. In my stories I try my hardest not to bash anybody, I mean if it's my story then my reinterpretations of these characters will be how I like them or how I feel would really happen. There's no point in bashing a character to get revenge for him "not being like I wanted him to be" or "being a jerk" or something silly like that. I'm kind of still writing... Don't get you're hopes up, it's like a sentence every other week. I have another story that I'm working on currently that I'm a little apprehensive with uploading or even working on at the moment, I would feel too much like I'm betraying the fans of my other stories that have yet to be finished.

Please no one ask to be a beta reader for me and NEVER and I mean NEVER, ACCEPT A BETA READER REQUEST FROM ME! Last time I got a beta reader... sorry bro, but that story is so dead right now... I'm kind of sorry that I let you have control of it. But I promise you guys that I will try and continue with at least two of the stories there. Namely "Fox Raccoon and the Avatar" and "New Life New World" but please don't expect anything any time soon. I might, and that's a big might, try my hand at "Life of a Blind Jinchuuriki" once more... but out of all of the things that I have sitting on my computers that is literally on the bottom of my list.

I'm currently writing a book. Yes my own full novel. Again I've been having trouble getting motivated enough to sit down and work on it, but at least I have a basic storyline and like three chapters written out. Science fiction is totally where I be. I never realized how easy it is to write in somebody else's universe where the guidelines and rules are already set up, but in my own universe it's really hard to sit down and make a believable setting... which is probably my mistake because I'm trying to make a fiction novel too believable and make too much sense.

My old friend Colten (or Cyrus as he likes to be called) drew that profile picture for me years ago... I think like four years ago in fact. He drew it by using the description of Naruto from my first story "Life of a Blind Jinchuuriki". (but He spelled Uzumaki wrong.)

Just me rewriting this profile thing makes me want to actually get down and write for you guys... still... don't get your hopes up.


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The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 461,909 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2909 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Fangirls by hakuse-kun reviews
Naruto stumbles upon a shop dedicated soley to him, and even more unexpectedly, girls who shop from it! NarutoXAwholelotofgirls, Warning: AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Classmates of Hell by haretikers reviews
Naruto believes friends means popularity. Ino knows better. "To be cool you have to step on a few of your friends, just be sure you don't step on yourself". The #1 rule of the game? Mask your emotions and don't fall for the target. Easy enough, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 168,212 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
When There Was a Tomorrow by General Rage reviews
Do you remember when there was a tommorow? Commander Wade Shepard does, but with a Reaper threat looming he's not sure there is one anymore. And he's about to discover that his universe may not be the only one where mankind faces extinction. M for B&V
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 630,925 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (M) - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,772 - Follows: 4,240 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
A Kumo Nin's Guide to Konoha by La Pluie de Sang reviews
As part of the peace treaty, Naruto was sent to Kumo as an infant to serve as hostage. How would Naruto fare in Konoha when he returns 12 years later?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,855 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto and the X men by Falcon S. Kimeraki reviews
During the battle at the Valley of the end, Something really wrong happens. and it takes him to a new world, with a new people, full of unique powers. Bonds of friends and family will be made, Naruto's Training recommenced.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,877 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magic or Chakra by Iris-Phoenix reviews
When a capture mission goes wrong it has unexpected results, that include waking up in a different world. A world run by an entirely different set of rules. But Team Gai has never been one for following rules...
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,337 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Neji H.
How to Train Your Viking Girlfriend by Dr. Weymin reviews
Hiccup is in trouble when Ruffnut falls seriously in love, and convinces him that Astrid is not for real. Astrid herself gets together with Tuffnut, and both twins are feeling pretty good. Meanwhile Hiccup finds dragons with mysterious deep wounds.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hiccup, Ruffnut
One Purpose by Wannabecriminalman reviews
A person who's saved the galaxy is a rare find, but as fate would have it, two such individuals from very different galaxies will meet when the Normandy SR-2 finds a faint distress beacon.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,400 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
The Master Chief Effect by BrendanMS reviews
Just Imagine the Master Chief in the Mass Effect universe, that pretty much explains it.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Youkou Shikon and Aijin Yaiba by darkestdepths90 reviews
After draging Sasuke back, Naruto finds a new training partner and with her sets out to find a weapon with which he can defeat Orochimaru. Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,620 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Naruto: ROTT II: Deathstroke in Konoha by DarkUzumaki reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Rise of the Titans Naruto's in his own world now. His adventures with the Titan's have changed him...he knows this. What he doesn't know is whats still to come. He thought his adventure was almost at an end, but it had only just begun.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,048 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U., Raven
An Altered Path Redux by Driugenesis reviews
After Namikaze Minato died to seal the Kyuubi away in his own son, his last wish was for his son to be raised by the least responsible of his students. Jinketsu Ginshin. After a training trip, Naruto returns at age 12 stronger but how strong? NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,523 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
I Will Believe by SyncroX reviews
Trained by Kyuubi, seven year old Naruto already knows of his 'fate'. Which is why he vows to change it and use the power he gains to protect his precious people. Watch the birth of the new Shinku Arashi. [SakuNaruIno] [NaruSaku] [NaruIno] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,245 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5077 - Favs: 5,119 - Follows: 4,552 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Aishiteru by Symphony.In.The.Abyss reviews
Starts with them 5. Naruto and Ino meet as kids, how will things turn out in the end? Will probably be an epic story! NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,952 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
A new love A new Beginning by AMV.maker reviews
based in the gennin days naruto does his routine tagging of the hokage mountain whilst ino looks for a place to shop through the events that happen ino and naruto meet in an odd way... come on its gonna be a good read promise naruino or naruxinoxsaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Naruto: The Third Eye by asterlk reviews
A five year old Naruto is blinded by villagers and Kyuubi, unable to heal him, gives him the mind’s third eye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U.
Children of Hydra by Rassilon001 reviews
X23 finds herself on the run from mysterious assassins, and seeks sanctuary at the Xavier Mansion. But can X23 fit in, even amongst her mutant peers? Can a girl trained from birth to kill learn to live her own life? And just who or what is this mysterious new assassin hunting her?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,000 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sabretooth, Wolverine/Logan, X23, OC - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: Forge Your Own Way by Tongues reviews
When the Kyuubi is sealed, Naruto is taken by Jiraiya to be kept safe. Thinking he's found the key to power, he aims to surpass the Yondaime. The real question is where will this power take him? Can he be saved from corruption? Up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto, Genin Of Team Ten by Ino-Fangirl55 reviews
What if, because of a conflict, Naruto was chosen to be on Squad Ten, instead of Squad Seven. How big of a difference would it make if he had a team that actually believed in teamwork, and a sensei that actually trained them equally? NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,693 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Burden's of Old by loaned reviews
Naruto And Aang. Two boys burdened by the weight of their worlds without a choice. What would happen if fate decided to lend a helping hand to them? A:TLA:NAruto cross.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Aang
Naruto: Rise of the Titan's by DarkUzumaki reviews
NarutoTeen Titans Crossover. NarutoXHaremNaruto is attacked by Akatsuki. Kyuubi, in an attempt to save them both, creates a portal into a new world. What is this strange place? Who are these people? And will he ever get home?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,149 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Greater Good by The Friendly Under-Bed Monster reviews
Seht the Kroot, is an orphan living in Tash'N the Tau capital. While living there he finds he is well the only Kroot around. One day he is adopted and four years later finds out he is being sent to school for the first time. Being the odd man out sucks...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Dragon Sannin by rasengan86 reviews
With the world ending thanks to Akatsuki, the Kyuubi attempts to bring Naruto to the past. But there was a mistake & now Naruto finds himself the fourth member of the team who will become The Legendary Sannin. How will he change the future? TsuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,203 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto Sakura Story by AMV.maker reviews
Naruto and Sakura have been through alot and now are watching and caring for Konohamaru. Will this new closeness unveil feelings hidden from each other read on naruxsaku slight naruOC... AN i know that the first couple of chaps suck i am workin on it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7203 - Favs: 5,860 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Second Chances by gamekid03050 reviews
Naruto was close to death. His life flashed before his eyes. The deaths of everyone he cared for. Kyuubi knows and she decides to give him a second chance. [NarutoHarem] Beware of Gore when you come in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,663 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
All I have Left by Traekor reviews
At the conclusion of the battle between Naruto and Gaara, Naruto protected all of his friends present. But what if Konoha did not win the battle, and the Third had not sealed Orochimaru's arms? Naruto and Sakura have to face the new world alone. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,411 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Thawing Heart by gamekid03050 reviews
Welcome Back readers. Real chapter 7 is up. Suna is under attack and people are dying. Can Naruto save them all or will all his friends die? Prepare for the meaning behind Thawing Heart in the next few chapters of the Suna War. Read or Die! [NarutoHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,614 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Clash of Ninja by The white dragon rider reviews
The past Avatars send Naruto and squad 7 to the Avatar world to help beat the Fire Nation with the power of the Nine Tailed Fox. My first Avatar story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 101,250 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006
Naruto: A New Story by gfhgjihm reviews
AvatarNaruto cross. Aang and the group come across two scrolls. Scrolls that call upon the spirits that are Kyuubi and Ichibi. But four ninja aren't exactly what they expected. Follow Naruto, Sauske,Shikamaru and,Gaara on their trip to defeat the firelord
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/11/2006
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New Life, New World reviews
After the fight with Sasuke at the valley of the end, a huge amount of Kyuubi's demonic chakra sends Naruto to a new dimension. NarutoXTeenTitans. pairings: future NarutoXTerra. This story is cowriten by the awesome Ndasuunye.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008
The Fox, The Raccoon & The Avatar reviews
NarutoXAvatar Xover. The normal Avatar storyline, but how will Gaara and Naruto affect it? Will it be for better or for worse? Read and find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U.
The Life of a Blind Jinchuuriki reviews
For as long as he could remember, Uzumaki Naruto was blind because of this, he took his life much more seriously and became an enigma. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.