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Joined 09-03-07, id: 1368851, Profile Updated: 01-06-15
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Name: Banana

Age: old enough to realize how young I am

Likes: reading, writing

Dislikes: bad grammar

Here's my blog, What I Think, which I periodically reread and then wonder if I actually sound like this in real life.

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1/6/15: Finally uploaded a picture of Akako onto my blog, here

11/29/14: Uploaded a new story, Rebirth. Constructive feedback is appreciated =]

3/6/12: Lalala...reading fanfiction like my life depended on it.

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Pairings I like:

  • SasuSaku
  • GaaSaku
  • DeiSaku
  • ItaSaku
  • SasuHina
  • Snamione
  • Dramione
  • IchiRuki
  • ByaRuki
  • Royai
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    The Accidental Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
    Hermione is fed up of seeing her friends leave her behind. She's thirty, alone and broody. Not one to wait around, she decides to take matters into her own hands and have the child she's always wanted. The resulting pregnancy is far from what she expects
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,535 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Of House-Elves and Lonely Hearts by hiddenhibernian reviews
    Ten years after the fall of Voldemort, a cold wind blows through the wizarding world once more. Astoria Malfoy has a debt to settle, and the time has come to make Hermione Granger pay for old sins. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy finds it means very little to get almost everything he ever wanted – not when he has already lost his heart.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,808 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W., Astoria G. - Complete
    Intercourse between the living and the dead by MillieJoan reviews
    He is here forever, and marking time was never going to change that, anyway.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Plum Blossoms of a Past Winter by Waffles Risa reviews
    When Ichigo and Rukia are spun decades into the past thanks to one of Urahara's experiments, how will they face the people that are close to them, but who suddenly seem like strangers? And along the way, they may discover long-hidden feelings for the person nearest to them... Set a year after the date of Rukia's adoption. Features Kaien, Byakuya, Ukitake, Captain!Isshin. IchiRuki.
    Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,930 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
    Pet Project by Caeria reviews
    Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11710 - Favs: 9,810 - Follows: 6,649 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Student Warfare by katlou303 reviews
    Sakura is a hardworking student president. So violent, disrespectful rule-breaking delinquent new student Gaara is her worst nightmare. But Sakura is determined to stand up to the feared student. Is there more than meets the eye with Gaara? GaaSaku, AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
    Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
    Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
    Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
    One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
    Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Ties by Have Socks. Will Travel reviews
    The team has another mark. And this time, it's Arthur's Step-father
    Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,408 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
    Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
    "I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
    ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 6,446 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Deathsong by LoquaciousQuark reviews
    Post-series. An accident has unexpected ramifications, and Ichigo suddenly faces a new life and a new threat in Soul Society. Living is never as simple as it seems. IchiRuki, complete.
    Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,973 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
    Sometimes That's What It Takes by SwissMiss1 reviews
    Hermione despairs of Snape ever wanting her for anything more than running his errands. Until his unhinged physical therapist hits her with an untraceable curse and she ends up literally on cloud nine. SSHG.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Emergency Guide: How to Deal with Toothless by coccinelle-et-chaton reviews
    USE WHEN HICCUP IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Enough said. Read and Review, please! :D
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
    Sleeping Arrangements by Elfpen reviews
    Stoick and Toothless are at odds as to where an over-protective Night Fury should sleep. Hiccup is at a loss of what to do, until Toothless decides to take matters into his own hands – er, claws. Oneshot. A/N: And now, I give you: The Sequel
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
    Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
    Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Strange Bedfellows by Alory Shannon reviews
    A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    The Wise One: Book Three: Being by FarenMaddox reviews
    Harry and Dumbledore race to destroy Horcruxes, but does Dumbledore trust Harry? Hermione's help is invaluable, but how far will Harry allow her to go with him? And if Harry refuses to kill Voldemort, how is a teenager going to stop the Dark Lord?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 256,212 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Secret Admirer by vanityfair reviews
    When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
    Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
    Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4397 - Favs: 5,580 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    A Poor Imitation by leafygirl reviews
    Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
    The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
    Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
    His Wyrda by EmeraldArya reviews
    Set after Eldest in Ellesmera, this is the story of Eragon and Arya's struggling relationship as the war rages on around them. Eventually Eragon/Arya. Rated M for violence/ torture scenes and a lemon or two.
    Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
    The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
    When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
    The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic reviews
    Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7051 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
    Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
    Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
    SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5202 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
    ReWriting a Fairytale by MidnightRosebud reviews
    A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
    Perception by Cynchick reviews
    The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
    PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Accountable by Dyce reviews
    The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    The Basics by Hinata-hime reviews
    [AU] She was perfectly happy in her perfect world, until it was torn up right in front of her by Uchiha Sasuke. Now both of them are on a mission...a mission where failure means death. There is no such thing as a second chance in this world. [SasuSaku]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,167 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
    AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Origins by Nilmiel reviews
    First meetings spin threads that intertwine and grow into relationships, and the path is always unique.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,621 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
    They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
    Children of the New Kingdom by Misty Glow reviews
    Gilraen, second child and first daughter of King Elessar and Queen Arwen, has a thirst for the knowledge of her ancestors. She also harbors a secret love for Prince Legolas, old friend of her fathers. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,525 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Complete
    War's Shadow by InuOtaku reviews
    [COMPLETE] Sesshoumaru finds himself caught in a deadly feud with the Northern Lands and must protect the west and those important to him as they become targeted as well. Rated mostly for language.
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 282,433 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
    Reflected Past by InuOtaku reviews
    [COMPLETE] Sesshoumaru forms a friendship with Midoriko, the young woman who creates the Shikon no Tama, & becomes involved in a battle against a veiled foe...centuries later, a threat resurfaces to target himself & Rin, & he must find a way to destroy it
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 175,842 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
    Moriquendi by Fan81981 reviews
    Mirkwood is under threat and an alliance is the only way to save it. Will Legolas be able to make the needed sacrifice?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 238,178 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Legolas - Complete
    Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
    Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 230 - Published: 1/8/2002
    Rebirth reviews
    My name is Chigetsu Akako, and I am eight years old. I live at an orphanage in Iwagakure, but I'm not an orphan. My mother was a ninja, and one day, I'm going to run away from here. I'm going to become a ninja, and I'm going to find my father. AU, SasuOC
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Sasuke U., OC