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Joined 09-03-07, id: 1368879, Profile Updated: 10-02-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Inkheart.

Name: Anna

Age: 3562

Birthday: March 32, 2084

Sex: looking at my name, what do you think?

Town: A Kingdom Far Far Away

School: A random school in a random town in a random state in a random country...

(other ramblings after double line)

My Top 3 Favorite Stories out of my Favorites:

#1.INTERNET (Twilight)- wonderful story, but other than the names of the characters has nothing to do with Twilight. Still a wonderful story about a nobody girl who saves a band she used to not like. !WARNING: there is a good amount of mature content in this FanFic! (romance, action, mystery, suspense)

#2.THE WOODS (Twilight)- a very touchy feelly Jacob Fan Fic that tells about his artistic imprint and him as they start a new life together. No really story, just a lot of romance. (romance, drama)

#3.BAD FAN FICTION (Twilight)- The guide to what to do, and what not to do on fan fiction. This is the funniest Fan fiction I have ever read! it is really funny! (Humor, pure Humor)




Another Mind Reader (on hold)

As the Wind Blows and the Rain Falls (complete)

Guardian (ch 2 w/ editor)


The Simple Phrase (one shot)

My Characters

(these are my creations that I stick in my fan fics)

Stephanie-(As the Wind Blows and the Rain Falls)



Relations to others- Julius-ex/Friend/fatherly figure, Jacob-boyfriend, Billy-friend, Wolf pack-friends, Cullen's- Friends, Bella- friend, Nathan and Maggie- older sibs/Enemies

Physical description- Stephanie's hair is about three inches below her shoulders. It is naturally straight and a brownish red, almost always all down, or in a loose ponytail. She stands about 5ft 3in and thin from living on her own and only eating enough to stay healthy. Her nails are stubby from living in the forest and not having baths all the time. When she can choose her own clothes she wears laid back clothes, almost always in faded jeans, and rarely anything with brand names painted across the front. Steph has, most of the time, hazel eyes, but depending on the light and what she is wearing that day they can be anything from a faded blue to a dark brown. There is a slight trace on her face of the freckles she had when she was younger. She inherited her long nose from her father, but it is not as distinguishing.

My personal comments- I try not to make her to much like Bella, but that was a little bit the point of the story. Even though I don't try her story ends up more and more like Bella's ever chapter.

Nathan and Maggie-(As the Wind Blows and the Rain Falls)

Species- Vampires

Age- Look 4

Relation to others- Each other- twins, Stephanie- siblings, Jacob/Wolf Pack/Cullen's/Bella/Steph/all of humanity- enemies

My personal comments- They scare me. They are like four and they finish each other's sentences and look exactly alike and they scare me every time I write about them. They send shivers down my back just thinking about them.

Julius- (As the Wind Blows and the Rain Falls)

Species- Vampire

Age- (unknown)looks 17

Relation to others- Stephanie-ex/but still in love with/Friend/daughterly figure, Jacob-puts up with, Pack-puts up with

Physical Description- Julius carries himself with the image of a European from the middle ages. His hair is blondish brown and alway looks as though he had just walked out of a wind storm. Julius always keeps his hair above his eye line though, so that he never has it disrupt his vision. He stands close to 6ft tall, and, of course, like any other vampire, has a figure and stance that male models would die for. He almost always wears tight fitting sweaters and then slacks or jeans that are not baggie, but not tight. The rest I will let your mind make up.

My personal comments- for those who do not know, the way he looks is off of my brother, I just changed his hair and made him more vampire-ish. My brother inspired his power so I thought why not. Now you all know his side, yah, you can't hate him as much any more.

Beth-(Another Mind Reader/As the Wind Blows and the Rain Falls)


Age-(unknown) looks 20

Relations to others- (AMR)Mary- sister, Cullen's- friends (Wind) Cullen's-friends, Steph-friend

My personal comments- I love her vamp power! it so totally rocks! you have to read my storys to know what it is though. hehe!

Mary-(Another Mind Reader)


Age- around 200 (looks 18)

Relations to others- Beth-sister, Cullen's-friends, Bella-enemy, Edward- in love with

My personal comments- it is so FUN to write as her because she is so mean when it comes to others that don't like her

(My other ramblings)

I loved these so I just had to put them on here, I got them from my friends profile:

If you hate steryotypes and are one of the following copy and paste these onto your profile: (Ispiration from NoNameNeeded)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(me)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (me)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (for a guy's profile)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(me)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (me)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(me)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(me)

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming - Derived from Dagget's profile

I have yet to get a flame so far. But when I do, I truly hope it is not a lame pointless flame. To be truthful I'm really waiting for my first flame. :) So, if your one of those constructive critics out there, please FLAME ME SO I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

7) Have some good examples of what could be changed. SHOW WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE! If you think it was bad then you should have a differenet way to do it.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

All of the 'copy this's I have found that partain to me:

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If sometimes you can't stop laughing for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (Somewhere over the rainbow...don't ask)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (I am a bella in that respect)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (he he, I call them Gollum and Pip, like from the movies, I think we are insane)

If you have ever randomly fallen out of your chair, during class, lunch, ect, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.


If you have had a conversation with a friend over two guys/girls from a book/movie, post this on your profile (he he...Jake and Edward)

If you are reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, post this on your profile

If you think Jacob Black deserves better, post this on your profile

Things I hate:

Rap-People that use others-Bullies-People that shun others-People that say I am goth (I'm not, just hang out with them)-People that wear to much eyeliner-People who think that single fathers need help raising children because they are men-Racists-Sexists (I really hate this one)-stereotypes-Mexican food-sports-People that hate others for no reason-Judgmental people-Seafood-My clumsiness (he he, Bella)-when I get writers block-

Things I love:

country music-Swing Dancing-Writing-My friends-My Daddy-Books-My Doggies-My Family-Singing-Acting-Wolves-Vampires-the smell of old book pages (they really do smell good) - Roses-Seshy(from Inuyasha)-Haji(Blood+)-Reviewers-Julius(Well I do)My Bro-Supernatural (The TV show)-Books-Twilight-Inkheart-Harry Potter-any book that has magic in the modern world-Rouge (You rock you know that? she is my editor, and I would have crashed and burned without her)-Kyo(Fruits Basket)-Dean and Sam(Supernatural)

FYI: to my readers...REVIEWING MAKES MY FINGERS TYPE FASTER!...I just had to put that in there, lol.

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Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Nobody's Perfect by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
All you did was kiss her, right? I asked. He didn't answer. The perfect Edward Cullen cheated on me and no matter how much he begged I wasn't going back to him. Never Say Never Bella! She learns no one is as perfect as they seem.- Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Mind Games by nickig8681 reviews
AU: Bella moves to Forks after her mothers murder. She doesn't want to be bothered by anyone, but Edward is intrigued by her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,485 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007
The Woods by Shunka reviews
This is another JacobOC story. Only my other charachter is Jolene and she is amazing. Jacob and Jolene Forever!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,691 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
When you sleep by SillyIsabella reviews
I knew, deep inside, that if I saw her now, it would be impossible to rip myself from my angel, from her lips, from her soft skin... but I needed to see her. Takes place during New Moon, ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What I Saw by genealogygirl reviews
Jacob finds Bella and Edward in the meadow and lifechanging consequences result for all of them. This is a Bella change fic from Jacob's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
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Guardian reviews
Audrey's father went missing 10 years ago.Then saved her from a thief 3years ago.Then saved her from a drunk a month ago.Does she really want to ask her father what happened in the seven years he was gone?Or would she rather stick with living in ignorance
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008
The Simple Phrase reviews
Just after Inkspell. The group is attacked by bandits, and Farid and Meggie are lost in the forest. Was called: Lost with Your Love. Oneshot
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
As the Wind Blows and the Rain Falls reviews
OLD TITLE: JACOB'S ORPHAN IMPRINT! Stephanie runs away from the wind that chases her, but when she meets a certain werewolf, her life changes in so many ways. But how will her past change their future? STORY COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,249 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Jacob - Complete
Another Mind Reader reviews
Edward has an admirer? and she can read minds to? Who is she, and what's her story? rated T just in case it gets a little worse later. R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007
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