Theilian
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Joined 09-04-07, id: 1369024, Profile Updated: 07-23-09
Author has written 14 stories for Producers, Cats, Elisabeth, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Phantom of the Opera, and Tanz der Vampire.

Hello there. Welcome to this weird and twisted world of mine! Come on in, pull up a chair, make yourself at home.

There’s not much you need to know, really. If Graf von Krolock is right (and you wouldn’t exactly want to argue with him), and “man muss werden, was man studiert,” then that would make me … a high-camp, drunken vampire Elf with a Death obsession. Yup, sounds about right!

Other random:

I’m probably a lot older than you think. But my Inner Fangirl apparently reached the age of fifteen and decided to stop there for a while. So far I’ve had no luck persuading her to move on …

I’m addicted to Doritos. Sad but true. And vanilla cream frappuccino. And choccy buttons …

I eat books. Not literally, but almost. Absolute favourites include: Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings (I do the Christopher Lee thing and try to re-read it at least once a year), J K Rowling’s Harry Potter series, pretty much anything by Patricia McKillip, Markus Zusak’s The Book Thief, Julian May’s Saga of the Exiles, anything by Neil Gaiman (he scares me, but in a good way), Andrew Davidson’s The Gargoyle, David Sosnowski’s brilliant Vamped and Rapture, everything Diana Gabaldon ever wrote, Stephen Fry’s Making History, Mary Gentle’s A Hawk in Silver and Ash: A Secret History, and three extremely weird and beautiful books by Elizabeth Hand: Waking the Moon, Winterlong, and Aestival Tide.

I occasionally make Portrait-Horcruxes. Porcruxes? Anyway. There are a number of people out there who own one of my drawings and therefore have a little piece of my soul sitting in a frame on a shelf …

I can measure my life in musicals. Seriously. Especially this somewhat eccentric little collection: Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Lord of the Rings, Elisabeth (Vienna revival), Tanz der Vampire (Berlin/Vienna), Spring Awakening, Les Miserables, and The Producers (Vienna/Berlin). I should probably include Sunset Boulevard and Our House, too … and Cats, because it was the first one I ever saw … oh, and A Little Night Music, and Passion, and I think I have to stop there or you’ll be here all night!

And finally, I have a Muse who tends to pop up, in one guise or another, in most things I write. I try not to let him, but one way or another he always manages to get his own way. He’s completely insane, utterly adorable, makes me laugh, makes me cry, drives me crazy and inspires pretty much everything I do.

Enjoy.

:Theilian:

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Unravelling the Tale by Nimue I Am reviews
Legolas and Gimli... a friendship of this strength was not easily forged. The Ring will take Boromir, but what trials do the others face being near such evil? A Legolas and Gimli story, & Gollum too. New Chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,933 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, Gollum
Reconcilable Differences by eirenical reviews
'There is something about the way he is sitting there, curled up and miserable by the campfire, that provokes an unwilling twang of sympathy from me.' Bernadette's thoughts after Adam's attack in Coober Pedy.
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Bernadette - Complete
Nothing I Would Not Do Or Be by BluePeople reviews
Whatever happens, Alfred can deal with it. For Sarah. R/R! Somehow this appears to be becoming Herbert/Alfred, which was totally not the original plan. Sorry!
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,435 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Graf von Krolock, Alfred
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Allein by disturbedgrave reviews
Death understands her emptiness...
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Of Cabbages and Kings by Lamiel reviews
As the Ringbearers prepare to leave Middle-earth, Legolas and Sam have their own choices to make. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Legolas, Samwise G. - Complete
This Present Darkness by Lamiel reviews
Post ROTK. When a new power threatens Gondor, Legolas is caught in a desperate struggle to save Aragorn's soul. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 320,146 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Ich Brauch Dich by Surrender reviews
After a second encounter with a mysterious figure from his past, Rudolf finds himself ensnared in a dangerous and irrevocable obsession with Death. Rudolf/der Tod
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Like Breathing by Neoinean reviews
Snapshots of Legolas in the 4th age. Aragorn guest stars.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Good by BluePeople reviews
Seriously ill with fever, the crown prince gets a visit from an old friend. SLASH. Mind the rating; it deserves it.
Elisabeth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Sad by BluePeople reviews
Fluffy, mostly innocent Death/Rudolf scenes. WARNING: character death.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
On Silent Wings by Fyrie reviews
[Elisabeth musical]: in 1857, the infant Archduchess Sophie of Austria is at death's door, but she is not alone in her final hours.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Und Alle Engel Müssen Fall’n by Fyrie reviews
Tanz der Vampire fiction: Some years before being drawn into darkness and the unlife of a vampire, the Graf von Krolock was a man with a wife. And one spring day, his life fell apart.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
In the Deep Places by Lamiel reviews
Legolas and Gimli set the foundations for friendship in Moria and Lothlorien. Mithril Award Winner: Best Lord of the Rings. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,954 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
Totentanz Dance with Death by Triskell reviews
Rudolf, crown prince of Austria feels himself drawn into Death's loving embrace; Death, however, only wants Rudolf's mother -- but since he can't have her, he will take the son... Fandom: Elisabeth (Austrian musical) Pairing: DeathRudolf
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/9/2004
If Wishes Were Elves, Even Fangirls Would Dance by Teanna reviews
As Legolas and Gimli make their last voyage, a memory returns...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 180,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/29/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Aglarond by ErinRua reviews
A dwarf, a cave and a claustrophobic elf. Wherein Gimli and Legolas venture into the Crystal Caves of Aglarond at war's end and Legolas is lost for words. MITHRIL AWARD Winner!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Gimli, Legolas
The Last Grey Ship by ErinRua reviews
The voice of the Sea merely whispers, until the reasons to stay pass on. Aragorn's days are ending, and Gimli faces more farewells as Legolas looks to the West. How the story may have ended. Book-based. MITHRIL AWARD Commendation!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
Cast Away by Kielle reviews
As they prepare to set sail for the undying lands, Legolas and Gimli encounter a tragic remnant of an older age...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2003
The Sun In His Hands by JastaElf reviews
Near the end of Aragorn's life he spends a rainy afternoon with Legolas, discussing the past, sealonging, & love... for Ithilien's birthday! A simple edit, nothing particularly new...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
One Good Archer of Mirkwood by Teanna reviews
We know little about the "strange elf clad in green and brown" before his journey with the Nine Walkers. Here's a glimpse into a time when the smallest trees of Mirkwood were still older than he.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Legolas
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
A time and times and half a time by Honesty reviews
AU. Legolas, imprisoned by Saruman, discovers *exactly* how Orcs were made .... While Gimli keeps a vigil he will never forget. REVISED AGAIN! (The last revision, I hope.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 193 - Published: 1/8/2002
Darkness Dying by Iniga reviews
It’s 1980. James is afraid to think. Sirius is afraid to act. Remus is afraid to speak. Peter is afraid to confess. In other words, an answer to the old question: how could Sirius suspect Remus? Written prior to OotP, HBP, and DH. Now slightly AU. Done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,591 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2001 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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A Step in the Right Direction reviews
"I first saw 'em back in Sydney, before I went over to Vietnam..." Bob discovers the delights of Les Girls and has a close encounter of the drag kind ...
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bob, Bernadette - Complete
The Girl Of Your Dreams reviews
Once upon a time in 'the toughest little town in Australia' ... a young Frank longs for something - or someone - to come and liven up his boring life. Be careful what you wish for ...
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
The Dance of Wild Hearts reviews
A little collection of snapshots; a celebration of beauty and darkness and all things vampire.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Haunted reviews
The Strange Affair of the Phantom of the Opera may be over; but for one survivor, the nightmare continues. Very short. Not sweet at all. Enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Coming Home reviews
Returning from Alice to Sydney with a pair of troublemakers and a bright pink bus, Tick is starting to realise that home isn't necessarily a place ... maybe, instead, home is someone you love.
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Tick/Mitzi, Adam/Felicia - Complete
Desert Dust and Gold reviews
The aftermath of the Coober Pedy fiasco: Adam's messed up. Tick's just plain furious. And Bernadette's asleep. An ending ... or a beginning?
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Tick/Mitzi, Adam/Felicia - Complete
Catching the Light reviews
Tumblebrutus gets himself in a pickle, Mungojerrie makes a bet, Alonzo loses his confidence - and Jemima finds a way to give it back. Sometimes just being there is enough ...
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Jemima, Alonzo - Complete
Sunlight Through Rain reviews
When sunlight shines through rain, what do you get? A rainbow of Producers drabbles.
Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Note To Self reviews
Welcome to the scary place that is the mind of Leo Bloom!
Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Dark Rising reviews
Young Rudolf discovers the dubious joys of having power - with a little help from a friend.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Five Minutes To Midnight reviews
Lonely and unable to sleep, Elisabeth's daughter finds she's not the only one wandering the corridors...
Elisabeth - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
The Dancer reviews
“He walks like he’s just a heartbeat away from dancing. All the time.” She’s crazy about him – and he’s just plain crazy. But he knows a kindred spirit when he sees one. Short and sweet – the story of a friendship that began with a night of dancing.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Fairytale of the Upper East Side reviews
Roger and Carmen: the perfect couple - well, almost. Despite Roger's inability to resist temptation. But what happens when Roger has a one-night-stand that refuses to take no for an answer? Is a happy ending too much to wish for?
Producers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
A Life Perfectly Choreographed reviews
All Roger wanted was a quiet night out with his friends. He certainly wasn't expecting to meet someone who would turn his whole life upside down ... Roger DeBris? Heroics? Oh yes indeed!
Producers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete