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Joined 09-04-07, id: 1369091, Profile Updated: 11-04-12
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Better to regret the things you did than everything you didn't do. Say yes to more things and life will probably be a lot more fun ;)

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-*- PROCRASTINATION TIME! -*-

Never Been Kissed

This is how I personally imagine the characters while I'm writing, it was also undeniably amusing to put together. Especially Marlene as Barbra Streisand..

Cheryl: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/3022422300/in/photostream

Sirius Black: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/8150240460/in/photostream

James Potter: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/3021779235/in/photostream

Peter Pettigrew: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/3022625790/in/photostream

Remus Lupin: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/3022625700/in/photostream (David Thewlis is great, though perhaps minus the tash for his teenage years.)

Marlene MacKinnon: (1) http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/3021702551/in/photostream (younger though, obviously.)

(2) http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/3022451450/in/photostream

Sally Sparrow: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/6155689370/in/photostream

Lily Evans: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/3022643982/in/photostream

Dorcas Meadowes: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29996788@N05/3022579978/in/photostream

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xX Feel free to PM me, and take a look at my stories/one-shots. Constructive/nice reviews are always greatly appreciated and if you have any questions I'll try my best to get back to you as soon as I can. Xx

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Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4530 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dear Fanfiction: Harry Potter by Hungergameslover04 reviews
Have you ever read a HP Fanfic. and thought, "Man, what is wrong with the world?" Well the Harry Potter crew has, and boy, do they have a mouthfull! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Desperation by SnowRedWings reviews
Ashley Graham never thought things would change between her and Leon, but they certainly did and in the most bizarre way, the plagas to blame for their sudden... feral desires. SmutFic. Lemon. This is my rendition of Ashley, not canon. She acts how I would assume she would after what happened in Spain.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Leon S. K., Ashley G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irresponsible Shippers by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Back AGAIN! Still the digitally remastered sumptuous edition director's cut. Sick and tired of reading weird pairings in Harry Potter fics? Me too. From Snape/Lily to Voldemort/McGonagall, I make fun of them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Suddenly I See by solitaireclay07 reviews
I turned to the first page and saw the words 'UNTITLED' by Ivy E. Bennett. Who the hell is Ivy E. Bennett? Well, I intend to find out. Companion piece to Nobody Sees Me Wishing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,854 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by Morrisburger reviews
Lily Evans is blackmailed by everyone’s favorite bad boy, Sirius Black. What does he have to make the ever studious and rule abiding Prefect sweat? Why, her sordid collection of her selfauthored erotic fiction, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Lily Luna P.
Again I go Unnoticed by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
So, this is really awkward. For some reason, I've found myself trapped. Trapped in a corner with a roguishly good looking sixteen year old male in front of me with an amused glint in his pale, grey eyes. And I really, need to pee. Sirius/Mary MacDonald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,175 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Bet by fuzzyfirebunny reviews
Lily makes a bet with James that she can resist him even after 7 dates, she'll still be immune to his charm. Dun dun dun! LJ, of course, and maybe some other pairings. R&R please! COMPLETE! Finally...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,467 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marauder's secret code by jillybear reviews
The marauders make up a secret code to discuss personal matters around others, that and for their own amusement. Can lily crack the code? LJ T for sexual references. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Everyone's favorite factually inaccurate, Cliffs Notes type parody series is back... this time with Harry Potter! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Inconspicuous by ohhbaby89 reviews
Ginny was only fourteen when he touched her. On quiet, dark nights like this she would often close her eyes and remember every moment, every whisper. She wished she could go back. To feel him just one more time. Ginny&Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Ginny W., Sirius B. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 201 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Never Been Kissed reviews
MARAUDER ERA. Follow what happens when a girl the Marauders used to bully decides she won't stand for it anymore. Trouble is, things are always different when put into practice. And standing up to Sirius Black is easier said than done...SBxOC. Some JPxLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,429 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Thirteen, Unlucky For Some reviews
Thirteen is unlucky for some...for Sirius it's heartbreaking. A list of Sirius Black's thirteen biggest regrets. Please R&R. *ONE-SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Arrogant, Irresistible, Black reviews
Marauder era..."The name's Sirius Black. I'm seventeen, shocking at Quidditch and I hate liquorice. Anything else you'd like to know?" he asked me. A SiriusxOC *one-shot* Rated T for the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Marauding Reality reviews
*MARAUDER ERA* How do you react when you meet the impossibly handsome 17 year old boy you've been obsessing about for as long as you can remember, especially when you know full well he doesn't really exist? Badly, of course. '"She bit me!" SBxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,993 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Voldie's Got Attitood! reviews
What would happen if Voldemort got some serious teenage attitude? This fanfic, that's what. That's right, he's back, and this time he ain't serious.'"Stupid bald evil head" Voldie cursed to himself. Ooh I look like an overgrown foetus, scary!" ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
I ate Peter reviews
One-shot. 'When the slut-girl got to his table Severus was sitting in the shadows in a mysterious fashion. "Welcome" he whispered. "I...I can't see you" she stammered. "Sorry." Snape turned the frilly lamp on next to him.' Not to be taken siriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Marauder's discover fanfiction reviews
One-shot. The title says it all really! "What on earth is this?" Sirius exclaimed, staring at the many titles with their names in. James peered over his shoulder, "Moony... have you been writing about us?" Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
They call me 'Wacky Sirius' reviews
One-shot'“You just got up on the table and did the Macarena,I saw you do it.” Sirius shrugged as if he didn’t understand.' xxRemus dares to dispute Sirius's wackiness. This is not allowed. Short but sweet! NO SLASH. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete