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Joined 09-04-07, id: 1369333, Profile Updated: 07-07-11
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto.

SO. Senior year is almost over! I really can't believe it's been four years already since I've been on this site. Updates...will happen, eventually. I'm just really shitty at finishing ANYTHING.

Just...thanks for sticking with me all this time and for putting up with my general failure at life.

Updates. About those.

Imma workin on some stuff. Mainly:

582: A Lee/Saku gift fic for my dear reader Mariko The Unemployed Ninja. I HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON IT! I promise, it'll be an unexpected present.

THE FIVE LAWS OF WOO: I've had a resurgence of interest in this fic, so I guess I'm well over do for an update.

CARPOOLS: THE NEXT CHAPTER SHALL BE THE LAST! The madness must end!

NONSENSE: it just keeps on coming.

VARIOUS ONE-SHOTS: That will probably never see teh light o' day.

THERE IS ALSO AN EXTREME PROFANITY WARNING ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I WRITE. i'm an explicit person. Sorry.


"And What do you have to say for yourself, Narcoleptic Jim?!"

...All this time is wasted pretending we're in love...but that's alright, cause you know I love being with you and seeing you cry...

that's alright.

BISCUIT

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Bringing Sexy Back by Persephonae reviews
Collection of oneshots about the ridiculous situations the Hokage's Assistants find themselves in! How much trouble can the two Chunin get themselves into? Especially at the front gates of Konoha. Rated for language and possible smuttiness. No yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Titian's Revenge by Persephonae reviews
Kushina stumbled into Konoha a refugee from a war-torn Whirlpool. Even the smart-mouthed kunoichi could have never predicted the legacy she would leave to the village that gave her a second chance. Slow developing MinaKush. PRE-CH 498.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,492 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Hollow by Neverbird reviews
Picks up where HBP left off. The trio is camped out at Godric's Hollow, never suspecting that a certain Slytherin will soon be joining them. Finally COMPLETE! Horcruxes have been hunted! Mad snogging has ensued, endlessly! H/D, R/Hr- AU after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,239 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Give Me Shelter by Rasengan22 reviews
Sasuke's roommate goes away for the summer, leaving Naruto as a highly recommended temporary replacement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Mythologist by EverPlotting reviews
Being a new student wouldn't be so bad if Naruto didn't keep - literally - bumping into the same guy. Maybe they can be friends? Perhaps, but some secrets aren't meant to be shared, and Naruto's got secrets a plenty... NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,823 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Two Blondes: One Time Era by Samberlina reviews
After an encounter with an old friend, Naruto accidentally travels back in time. Why is the Yondaime still alive, and just who hunts him in this time line? Is there any way to get back to the present? Minato Namikaze - alive. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,715 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
seven days by Quillslinger reviews
The cruel semantics of absolution. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How the Wood Was Won by coincident reviews
"So..can I have your life force?" Madara/Hashirama. CRACK, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
I Know a Young Ninja by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
A green mountain. A small red house attached to the side of a stone hill. An indistinguishable man in a black tank and Capri pants standing by a warm fire, which was casting dark glares on his face. Just another vision since the news of Itachi's death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Passages by Bialy reviews
For the ones left behind, the survivors, life goes on. The twelve months after the events at Yellow Box.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,338 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008
Okaeri by The Penumbra reviews
An excessively long-winded fic on how SasuHina came to be. He's back in Konoha, she's still obsessed with Naruto. Enough said. Prequel of sorts to 'Snapshots: Black and White'. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,364 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Wings of a Wolf reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. NO PLANS TO UPDATE WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, SO DON'T ASK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,505 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Backward Escape by fallen-chan reviews
Softly, then loudly, then nothing at all. His story has always been the same until the day it simply wasn't. •ℵ• mild AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Odd Couple by Twisted Vixen reviews
Shikamaru is moving out of his family home. Naruto's apartment building has been slated for demolition. Neither make enough on their chuunin salaries to get a place in a decent part of Konoha. Together though... Eventual ShikaNaruShika yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Burning of Paper Instead of Children by Quillslinger reviews
In the world of two, one is only half. Mildly Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Eclipse and Transit by coincident reviews
Most lovers live, some die, all do both, and one does neither. MadaItaShi/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Shisui U., Madara U. - Complete
Those Isles of Yours by coincident reviews
Kill him, and he will live as you cannot imagine. ItaShi/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Dance of the Hidden Leaves by Slavok reviews
Everyone always says that Kimimaro would have been better off with Naruto than with Orochimaru. In this one he did. Naruhina later on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kimimaro - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
White Picket Fence by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Matt's gay, and Mello's not sure how to handle it. It's a good thing Near knows magic. Twoshot. Crack, OOCness and homosexuality warnings. MattMelloMatt and onesided MelloNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Antivillain by Bialy reviews
Mello’s not a murderer and he never will be, Halle decides. He’s a kid in over his head, and that might be more dangerous than anything else. MelloxHalle
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Halle L., Mello
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by Tierfal reviews
Mello has forgotten his own birthday, but that's okay, because Matt's prepared. One part Queen, one part kink, one part total crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Vertigo by Quillslinger reviews
Itachi on stormy weather, fatalism, and Uzumaki Naruto. But not necessarily in that order. Itachi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Exercise in Futility by Quillslinger reviews
Sasuke is thirteen, and his is not the only heart that's breaking. Love by Extension, or 15 Things Uchiha Sasuke Will Not Remember. Kimimaro/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Kimimaro - Complete
The Golden Phase of Dying Leaves by CatsOnMars reviews
When Bella returns from Italy after failing to save Edward, Jacob isn't sure if he can do anything to pull her out of her state of numbness this time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Crown and Anchor by Nilladriel reviews
One Monday morning, Naruto answers the door to find one Uchiha Sasuke asking him for a date. The problem is, they've never even met before. SasuNaru AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Bottle Me Up by R.G. Waffles reviews
The first time he found a gray hair, Sasuke cried. Angst. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Dead People by Tierfal reviews
Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
Obsession by shelby.ann.the.hp.fan reviews
Ever since Harry's first year at Hogwarts, he's had an unexplainable obsession with one Draco Malfoy. He claims it's simply suspicion, but what if it proves to be something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He loves you, you know by Kaoru2.50 reviews
When Ron said those five little words, Harry developed a bit of an obsession with denial. HPDM. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Fright by Underwater Owl reviews
The year following Light Yagami's death, things begin to go wrong. Is it the house? Is it Near? Is it ever going to stop?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Near - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time Will Tell by Twisted Vixen reviews
The handful of meetings between Uchiha Itachi and Uzumaki Naruto were always intense. Who’d have thought there was an underlying reason for it? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pull by Thorn In Your Side reviews
There are some things you just can’t resist. The apple has always wanted to kiss the earth, and gravity wouldn’t take no for an answer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Tricks of the Trade by Diamond Mask reviews
Uzumaki Naruto hated rumours for a very good reason. And whoever spread the rumour that he and Sasuke were in love was a dead nin... SasuNaru, implied GaaraNaru, NejiNaru and ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Human by Perdue reviews
Because in the end, only mortals can feel this way. MelloxNear oneshot fanfanfic for RobinRocks' and Narroch's Poison Apple.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Martyr by Alien ABC's reviews
All Mello wants is something to die for. Matt’s ruining everything by giving him something to live for.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Join Akatsuki Today! by theinsane reviews
Deidara's life sucks, to put it bluntly. He has no money to waste as he so pleases, no job to get said wasted money and he smells like old people. So, he joins Akatsuki, where the clinically insane run amok, kill and get paid big bucks for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Deidara
Fairytale by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
In the end, their love was nothing but a fairytale. Beautiful, broken - and never meant to be. SasuNaru. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
See Crows Fly This Life by Novocain reviews
You understand? "He promised to never be that stupid. He promised not to love like that and not to gleefully destroy potential happiness with a yen for putting his own personal spin on masochism." Namikaze Minato settled for silver medal in so many ways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Wreckage by 1147694 reviews
SasukeNaruto AU. I’m not sure I could tell you why I jumped off the damn bridge on that cloudy July afternoon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Midnight Freedom by Tie Feiyan reviews
Neji Hyuuga longs for his freedom, separation from his family and clan, but is he strong enough to grasp it alone? Perhaps words of experience and wisdom? From a former prodigy who gained his freedom will help. This is Boyxboy people, and cuteness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Neji H., Itachi U.
Dragon He Saved by slyprentice reviews
Harry Potter has one chance to save the only thing he ever wanted. Draco/Harry. Repost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,608 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Conversations with a Mad Gryffindor by radical-rebel reviews
Harry wants to converse with Draco. Draco thinks Harry's gone 'round the bend. HPDM. Set after Deathly Hallows, but not compliant with the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Fireworks by emeraldine087 reviews
Harry knew how it all began. Harry relished how it all evolved. But how it will end is something completely unexpected. Harry has a secret admirer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Filler Kiss by TheBeckoningSleep reviews
[SasuxNaru, Filler-crack] Sasuke is livid. No one touched, much less kissed, what was his. "Second, third and fourth? Were you planning on telling me any of these at all!" The director ends up frustrated. "Go back to Sound, Uchiha!" If Sasuke showed up in Shippuden episodes 68-69.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
By Chance by indigo's ocean reviews
While indulging in one of his few vices in his home village, Itachi has a chance meeting with a ninja whom he knows is going to feature heavily in his future. Itachicentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mr Stealth and the Mission: Destructo by Katria Bloom reviews
H/D SLASH. A cracktastic mixture of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: Criminal Mastermind by The Drunken Whale reviews
Volde-wart is dead. Good riddance. But now Harry has found a new problem that must be eliminated with his genius and tact: Draco Malfoy likes him. How else can you fend off a suitor? Why trick them and humiliate them of course. Too bad it doesn't work out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Back Seat Anecdotes by fool.0 reviews
We," Kakashi gestured magnanimously, "are going on a road trip."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Microfics! by recodan reviews
Don't have time to read one of my full crack stories? Then read these! Less than 250 words each!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Get Low by Her Sweetness reviews
Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Captain Uchiha by Domestic Servant reviews
A parody of Naruto chapter 404. If you aren't caught up with the manga, don't read. Surely the meeting between Madara and Falcon didn't go as smoothly as we read, right? Heavens no! Out-of-character, complete cracktastic fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Afterdamp by Ninjagrrl reviews
Afterdamp is the toxic mixture of gases left in a mine following an explosion. Post 362 AU, Deidara and Itachi centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Falling by Batshiz reviews
Because we were stars, and now we're plunging back to earth... A little Backstory for Hidan, now with added Deidara! Starts from where Hidan is 'recruited' into the akatsuki, with flashbacks every now and again. There's some shounen-ai in there too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Hidan, Deidara
Phobia by SerenNoir reviews
Sometimes, in life, you have to take great plunges and leaps to succeed. But what are you supposed to do when you're afraid of everything? AU Modern
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,946 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Naruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,184 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cruel and Unusual by MissingEden reviews
There's punishment. There's torture. And then there's this. Can love blossom behind closed doors? Or are they just going to kill each other? Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,950 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mine to Give, Yours to Return, & No One's to Know by Rome OMD reviews
It’s sometimes strange the way things work out, thinks Itachi; that as his vision becomes progressively worse, his feelings for Naruto should become increasingly clearer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Going Long by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Colorblind by Stephfunky reviews
Neji thinks he probably loves Naruto. And the sky is probably blue. The grass is probably green. Well - unless he's colorblind. Slash Neji/Naruto Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Icha Icha Infiltration by H.E. Gray reviews
AKA: The Iwa-Reports. There are some missions that just don't get mentioned. Slash, cross-dressing, crude humour, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 242 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kotetsu H.
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Think Outside The Bun by JayleeJ reviews
Gaara's employment at the new Taco Bell displeased quite a few customers. To hell with them, if they didn't like him pouring sand in their food, they could just gorge themselves at McDonalds and leave him alone. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Loony for Moony by dark-night-sky reviews
James, Peter and Sirius have come up with a plan. And while all participants may not like said plan, it will hatch. However, will it work without their Mastermind Mr. Moony there to guide them? SiriusRemus SLASH Shounenai
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Fly me to the moon by tomomi reviews
Neji can only watch from his tower. Naruto only waits. A semi-love story. NejiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
One Man's Loss by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke gave Naruto up and broke his trust when he left. His mistake will give Suigetsu a chance to claim the treasure that is Naruto for his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Go by R.G. Waffles reviews
Naruto and Sasuke enjoy a day in the rain. Sakura and Kakashi are worried for Naruto's sanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Potion Named Desire by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH spoilers, ignores epilogue, HPDM preslash. When Ron dies, Hermione falls into a deep depression. Desperate to relieve her symptoms, Harry reluctantly approaches independent apothecary Draco Malfoy for help. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,152 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Burning Daylight by Silver-eyed Hyuuga reviews
They once shared a bond, many years ago. Time has passed, gradually wearing down the rememberance of their time together. When a meeting rekindles dormant memories, what will they do when they realize they're out for one sole purpose, and one purpose only
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,200 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kimimaro
Paper Walls by Lellian reviews
Enforced babysitters, genetically warped eyes and dark-haired teenagers for whom hormones are starting to affect their professionalism. Because sex in hidden villages is bound to be complicated. NejiSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Humor Heals the Soul by xXCabbageXx reviews
Naruto, after many fruitless attempts to locate Sasuke, finally finds him. But what he doesn’t expect is the comical situation they are forced in together and how they rekindle their friendship from humor...and a bit of lust. SasuNaru ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Creative Differences by enakoritsi reviews
He was afraid of being a toy for Sasori. Sometimes, Sasori's eyes would seem to glitter during one of their discussions, as if he were laughing at some private joke. Like he knew what he was going to say. As if he had decided it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Respite by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. All Lord Voldemort wanted to do was spread a little holiday cheer. With his sudden penchant for Yuletide merriment, he decided that baking cookies with his fellow Death Eaters was the perfect activity to do just that. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Let Me See Your Madness by Midnight-sama reviews
It was sick, it was disturbing, and wrong but at the same time it was the only way. Their love, hate, pain, anger, laughter, and tears is ours to define and examine. They are Naruto Uzumaki and Itachi Uchiha. And this, is just madness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,637 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Perfection by Aliki reviews
And the glass and paint covers up the chipped surface, the mars and imperfections of the name. White eyes may not be blind, but they turn a blind eye to imperfections. Hyuugacest oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Naruto Style Night Before Christmas by Slushie reviews
Sasuke and Itachi meet in a Christmas eve fight in this hilarious poem parodied on Clement Clarke Moore's Twas the Night Before Christmas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Like a Spring Flower by Annamia reviews
Harry Potter has always hated Halloween. As he sneaks out of the annual feast early, he meets up with a certain blond Slytherin. Friendship and love follows. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,653 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lee Chronicles by Chuint reviews
Just a continuing series of drabbles about Team Gai. Rated just in case, pairings possibly in the future. LOTS of crack, and a bit of OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Lee R.
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Fate of the Damned by Exhale Vanilla Lace reviews
He can’t turn back, he never could. And when it’s all said and done, Sasuke ended up here, in a cell, waiting for his executioner. Thus is the fate of the damned... Sorta a sequel to ‘Flowers for the Dead’
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet by Wrath Of Fire reviews
Stick two guys who barely know each other into a closet, and something's bound to happen. AU [SasoDei] Don't worry, it's not a lemon. Geez.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Obsessions by ashford2ashford reviews
Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Flabbergast by Verboten Byacolate reviews
All Deidara wants for his birthday is an exploding Tobi doll. What he gets is much, much more gruesome... [Happy birthday, Deibby!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Trick or Treat by sharingank reviews
Tobi had been in a strange mood all day. DeiTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Blind Itachi by MysticDragonfruit reviews
Itachi makes the mistake of trying to confront Sasuke shortly after losing his sight.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, Implied KakuHidan, oneshot, shounenai] LISTEN TO ME, YOU REDHAIRED TEME, I WAS CURIOUS, OKAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Comfort by Mazuku reviews
Oneshot. Kisame wakes to find Itachi in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shopping by IceCrome reviews
The Akatsukians go Grocery Shopping. And, as usual in every 'humor' story, some random crap happens. [First Prize winner]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Reactions by MartyrForSuicide reviews
SasuNaru oneshot People react to rejection in different ways: some accept it, some go into denial, and some, some just walk away, the same reactions follow for death. A different style of telling of Sasuke's betrayal and the repercussions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Reality Curve by Dark Flamingo reviews
Deidara taught him, in all the wrong ways for all the right reasons, how to breathe. SasDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Wash away my Sins by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Blood-sokaed, wounded and caught in the rage of a thunderstorm. Simply perfect. Fortunately for Hidan, his partner knows where to find him, in the right time, with sufficient warmness and a smack on the head. KakuHida. Rated for gore and profanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Umbrella by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Down Time by HalfMagyk reviews
What do Tobi and Deidara do when they're not hunting Bijuu? It seems like bugging Deidara is the only thing on Tobi's agenda. Mild, accidental DeiTobi. XD Rated T for language, just being safe. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Birthday by Senko Wakimarin reviews
When poor Tobi wakes up all alone on a story day, is it any surprise that his mood should fall a bit? DeiTobi fluff, giftfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Death's Messenger by The Penumbra reviews
A future fic, and one which is long, strange, and hard to swallow. Some OOCness. In short: Dark Hinata. Poor Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Embrace of the Inevitable by TransientBANG reviews
A requiem of sorts for Deidara. Going out with a BANG from his POV. "...Stream through the blood of the earth... Float with the currents of the sky... Don’t you know? You've died..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Hiruko And Seek by Rai-Child reviews
One Iwa nin, one puppet, and one very good reason not to mess with Uchiha Itachi… Slight SasoDei, ItaKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Glorious PMS by Kaliotrimma reviews
But man, Sasuke, you've been PMSing an awful lot in the past months. I think it's time to see a doctor about this. AU, boarding school NaruSasuNaru, rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Akatsuki, Giant Fur Coats, and World Domination by LordFluff reviews
Naruto always did wonder why the Akatsuki was so intent on gathering the Bijuu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Bored by slayn-angel reviews
How Sasuke REALLY killed Deidara..[Akatsuki crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
A Funereal of Hearts by SerenNoir reviews
Matter over heart. Who would have thought it would turn out this way? NarutoXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Immortality by Chima reviews
Orochimaru reflects on time and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Only In Sunlight by LittleHellion reviews
Out of everyone that Naruto has inspired, there is one person who will watch him, and love him, simply for being everyone's sunlight. After all, only in sunlight can a shadow be cast. A romance develops between Shikamaru and Naruto, his sunlight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Love and Smallpox by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Pleasant Fear by Acerbitas reviews
Kisame is afraid of asking Itachi about the night he slaughtered his family. KisamexItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
These Things by fool.0 reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Complications by Nilladriel reviews
[NejiNaru] Neji more or less confesses, and Naruto does not take it well. Angst ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,849 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Idiom Plot by ckret2 reviews
On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Naruto Chat Room Files by Silver Curiosity reviews
You won't read things any crazier than what happens when the naruto characters chat online! This isn't the greatest summary, but please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,149 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
What Akatsuki Lacks is a Vacation Package by Erisabesu reviews
Itachi thought he knew everything about his partner. Little did he know how crafty a horny Shark can be. [Itachi, Kisame, a room at the Inn] Crack, Yaoi, not exactly KisaIta, surprise appearances, my bizarre sense of humor, and minor swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Disgusting Fascination by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
They wanted to tear their eyes away so badly, it was so very wrong, this was Zetsu they were talking about!...but they couldn’t it was just too strange. [Zetsu x Deidara] [ZetDei]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Random Naruto Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of random and bizarre Naruto tales. Stories included: Guy has a phobia of old age, Zabuza and Haku are ice cream men, Gaara makes sand castles of DOOM, and Gai makes Kakashi take Anko to the fair. You're sure to find it funny! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Kakashi H.
Neji's Superiority Complex by Dragon.Kaenkage reviews
In which, Neji talks about himself, and Naruto & Tenten attempt to save the Konohamaru squad. :Crack Fic: Also authored by Emerald ElfSlytherin707.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Peacock by BaronBamboozle reviews
A Deitobi one shot. Fluffy In which Deidara lectures Tobi. Drabbly!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Deidara, Torune - Complete
Akatsuki Members Should Not Take Menial Missions by TheArchives reviews
Sometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Maelstrom by Sayaka-sama reviews
Something struck within the core of Deidara whenever it rained, Tobi realized, something that made his otherwise stone heart convulse with life. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Reconstruction by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Steps by Talchum reviews
A conversation between Lee and Neji. Friendship. One shot. In character, at least that's what I strived for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Shard by Sayaka-sama reviews
Due to his chronic inability to remember important dates, or when significant events occurred, Deidara can't pinpoint the last time he cried into his pillow. DeiTobi 776word drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Lessons Learned along the Way by Rilina reviews
Five generations of teachers and students—scenes from the life of Konoha’s Yellow Flash. With appearances by Yondaime, Sandaime, Jiraiya, and Kakashi. Genfic, one shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Stupid Things by Bibliotheque reviews
Hyuuga Neji liked to be logical, and he based his feelings off of logic. After all, doing anything else would be stupid, and Hyuuga Neji did not do stupid things. NejiLee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
A Bad Segue by Quagga reviews
Mindful of his upcoming date with Sakura, Lee decides that Neji must help him “train”. What ensues is a bad parody and the beginning of Neji’s blossoming into manhood.NejiLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Thing About Art by Letta reviews
Naruto was just trying to leave Earth Country when he got sidetracked by an explosive blonde. DeidaraNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Seals or Cages by vampirepenguin reviews
Even a caged bird, if it's clever, will try to open the cage with its beak, never giving up its desire to fly freely. Genma remembers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Reluctant Hero by firefly reviews
There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Ripples by Xenoglossy reviews
One of the first things Sasuke learns in Sound Village is that Kabuto is more dangerous than Orochimaru. KabutoSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Dead and Dreaming by Kilerkki reviews
Ten minutes ago an A rank mission went S rank, and now Namiashi Raidou is fighting for his life. Raidou, Genma, and the scars that make a man. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Raidou N., Genma S. - Complete
State of Dress by Aphyx reviews
[One Shot] Naruto decides to go to training wearing a dress. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Payment With Interest by Silent Sage reviews
Neji and Lee often go out to eat after training. One day, Lee realizes that Neji is the one that always pays for both of their meals... NejiLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Determination's Futility by Gigabomb reviews
Sakon x Naruto. Strength often comes from the most unexpected places.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Sakon, Naruto U. - Complete
We Call These Tweezers by FlamesEmbrace reviews
It was bad enough that to get Sakura's attention, Rock Lee would be forced to alter his Gaisenseiesque appearance and ruin what, to him, was the epitome of masculine beauty. But did he absolutely need to ask Neji for help? NejiLee, one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Lee R., Neji H.
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rain in April by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kakashi and Yondaime, and weathering the storm.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Virtue of Victory by Chevira Lowe reviews
Cliche as crackers. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, birthdays, symbolism, fluff and Come, Come Paradise. (NaruSasu, one-shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Crash and Burn by TheArchives reviews
(Serious fic) SasuNaru. Sasuke returns after three years in Sound, and renews his friendship with Naruto. Realizing that his friend isn't well, he finally finds the words that Naruto needs to hear. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Dance by kimi no vanilla reviews
When you go, leave behind something beautiful. Hayate and Genma.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Climb a Little Higher by Chevira Lowe reviews
When all is said and done, all that's left is to live. NarutoSasuke fluffy drabble-thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2005
Needlepoint by Pale Rider reviews
After the battle on the bridge, Sasuke finds that a certain blonde ninja dominates his thoughts. Very slight shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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the temple at the fork reviews
he was sky-blue loyalty and the sunshine in his blood: the lasting life lessons Itachi learned from his only encounter with Namikaze Minato, and the one he didn't. AU, SPOILER WARNING. Genfic extraordinaire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Minato N., Itachi U. - Complete
Situated reviews
Gift to Thorn In Your Side. SUISASU Non-Lemon. Prompt: Getting comfortable in the electric chair. A little more racy than what I usually write.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Nonsense reviews
Basically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
Heat Stroke reviews
AU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Destin reviews
Finality; harsh, if only in its brevity. However the shock wave of my action remains. My tribute to my least favorite pairing in all of Naruto. I suppose this can also serve as an extremely biased character study if you'd prefer. SasuSaku WHAT! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Estuary reviews
But who wouldn't like to think that everything will work out, just as the river always finds its way to the sea? In which comfort is sought and subsequently denied. SuiSasu. 9/22/08 Edited Version Up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Five Laws of Woo reviews
CRACK YAOI. Before poor Neji knows what's going on, he finds he's attracted the attention of three very unexpected suitors. Unfortunately for him, NONE of them seem to show any signs of giving up. ItaNeji SasuNej NaruNej. Don't like Yaoi? See offer inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Neji H.
And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept reviews
CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sudden Death reviews
Drabble. Sasuke-centric. Everything comes full circle, but when full circle comes full circle, where does it ever end? Basically, musings on the latest chapters in the Manga, as well as musings on battles to come. SPOILERS FOR RECENT CHAPTERS. ANGST.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Cataclysm reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Up the River reviews
In which Neji and Lee have a majorly unwanted and very unintentional bonding moment. AU NejiLee friendship, NONYAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Ashes reviews
On the differences in the way they both asked the same question, and the respective wrong answers they came up with. Drabbleish, some spoilers. No parings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Thriller reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
This Isn't What it Looks Like reviews
It should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peculiarity reviews
Tragically Crackish. For in all his self-confident complacency, Kabuto had failed to recall that there was one peculiarity he was NOT accustomed to. DARK ironic humor rated T for language and themes. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kabuto Y., Kimimaro - Complete