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Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,254 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 1/1/2017
Metagaming? by Noodlehammer reviews
Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 157,263 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 5,960 - Follows: 6,832 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 9/20/2020
Laughing All the Way to London by AppoApples reviews
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,077 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 7,100 - Follows: 9,148 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L.
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 723,045 - Reviews: 3182 - Favs: 4,747 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Unseen Perspective by TendraelUmbra reviews
Not all wars are black and white, as Harry learns when the second war with Voldemort seems to be painted in nothing but shades of grey. In which Harry is confused, Tonks is overwhelmed, Barty is a genius, Snape hates everyone, Dumbledore is trying his best, and Voldemort is having the time of her life. fem!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,104 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/20/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort, Barty C. Jr., Delphi Riddle
Rebirth of a Dark Lord by Strabo reviews
Gellert Grindelwald dies in Nurmengard and welcomes Death with open arms, making his rebirth in one Harry James Potter all the more irritating. Updates on Saturdays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,477 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/1/2020 - Harry P., Albus D., Gellert G.
Cans of Tuna and Redemption Arcs by TippenFunkaport reviews
Pure fluff modern AU in which Catra is Glimmer's literal pet cat and Adora is Bow's golden retriever.
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 9/24/2020 - [Bow, Princess Glimmer] [Adora/She-Ra, Catra] - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,575 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 5,563 - Follows: 4,417 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Granger Principle by Starfox5 reviews
It seemed like a routine assignment for CI5 officers Ron Weasley and Harry Potter: Investigate a physicist who had caught the attention of some unsavoury elements. Little did they know that Dr Hermione Granger would turn out to have more secrets than Ron would have thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 541,220 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 6/15/2019 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,070 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Weeb Adventures by Andrius reviews
Harry's leisurely life as Britain's celebrated hero is upended when his best friend helps him realize he has lost sight of what's truly important. Armed with harebrained plans and driven by manly dreams, they set out for Central Europe in search of the legendary harpy queen. Sequel to Weeb.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 194,008 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 8/24/2019 - [Harry P., Su L.]
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 351,549 - Reviews: 7225 - Favs: 9,694 - Follows: 10,107 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
Serpentine by darkfire1220 reviews
The voices Harry heard, those no one else could, were the only ones that spoke kindly to him growing up. They had spread their whispers across the world to rescue him and at last, found a way; by creating a queen of serpents. The birth of the amber-eyed empress triggers a permanent change in Harry's life, as he enters a world of magic that may protect or destroy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,479 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 9/7/2020 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Basilisk
The Dad Vader Chronicles by LadyVader23 reviews
A series of one shots centered around Vader as he attempts to raise two Force Sensitive children. In no particular chronological order. Dad Vader is Best Vader!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,417 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/29/2020 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader
Reversing Course by lilyevansJan30 reviews
Harry's playing Quidditch and Ginny's joined the Aurors. When she moves in next door to Harry, will years of irritation give way to something else?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 267,225 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 3/31/2019 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Five Istari and Four Warlocks by darienqmk reviews
Harry, Ron, Fleur and Katie travel to Middle-Earth as part of their interdimensional apparition experiment. The four pseudo-immortals tend to procrastinate a lot. Just like Gandalf and the Elves, really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,061 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Fleur D., Gandalf
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,315 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 4,042 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4968 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 12396 - Favs: 14,250 - Follows: 12,426 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
A Scattered War by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Successful campaigns cannot be fought when its leaders have different goals. Book Two of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P.
These Cuts I Have by Melindaleo reviews
The war has been won, yet the aftershocks continue. The scattered survivors are left to pick up the pieces and find ways to move on. Join the various members of the extended Weasley family as they struggle to rebuild and cope with the consequences. And of course there are still Death Eaters left to find.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 190,526 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 13,602 - Follows: 13,430 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 5,669 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 14,827 - Follows: 8,496 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5840 - Favs: 12,279 - Follows: 12,766 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
The Rise and Fall of Harry J Potter by Muffliato reviews
All was well. Truly, it was. Harry Potter was so happy that not even Rita Skeeter's newest biography could spoil things. Okay, fine, so maybe he'd 'forgotten' to mention parts of his past to his loved ones. It wasn't like this disaster could end in Azkaban sentences or pygmy puff invasions, right? Right. He was worrying about nothing. — Pre-Epilogue, canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,202 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hermione G., Rita S.
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 9,836 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 22,476 - Follows: 8,784 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3313 - Favs: 9,130 - Follows: 10,666 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 10,321 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 4,236 - Follows: 1,699 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9801 - Favs: 27,669 - Follows: 11,171 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15550 - Favs: 25,597 - Follows: 10,622 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6540 - Favs: 18,296 - Follows: 6,573 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 4,984 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete