Minerva McGonagall Rox
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"I, Minerva McGonagall Rox, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution."

About Me:

Name: Miranda

I live: I'm on the same planet as you. I hope.

Interests: Harry Potter books, reading in general, Humor fanfic, Karate, Playing the Piano

Dislikes: Huge piles of Homework, Mary Sues, cliques

Appearance: Blue eyes, Blue shirt, Blue car, Blue hair. Okay, maybe not. Ravenclaw Pride

Shipping Time!!

Harry Potter: like:--Don't Like:

Harry/Ginny (my OTP)--Most slash

Lily/James--Dumbledore/McGonagall

Ron/Hermione--Most Teacher/Student

Remus/Tonks--Ginny/Draco and Hermione/Draco

Remus/OC--Anything radically non-canon

Sirius/OC--Harry/Hermione

Remus/Hermione (time travel ONLY!)

Bands/singers: Spearhead, Damian Marley

Fav. Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, All Tamora Pierce's stuff set in Tortall, The Olympians, Seventh Tower, Keys to the Kingdom

Fav. Movies: Harry Potter Movies 1,2, and 5, Sky High, the Incredibles, Underdog

Quotes:

A friend: So reading all the books and watching all the movies multiple times isn't condoning Witchcraft?! Me: No, it's Partying like a Rock Star!-Me and a friend during an argument on whether HP is evil

"I, myself, have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil..." -Neal from Squire "

To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, who is still awesome, no matter what anyone else says.

"Rita Skeeter and Voldemort ship Harry/Hermione."-Me, not trying to offend anyone

"The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it. It might be sick."-Harry Potter

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29801 - Favs: 16,082 - Follows: 14,344 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4622 - Favs: 8,126 - Follows: 9,894 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Gray Dawn by Ie-maru reviews
This story is under adoption. If you are interested, PM me and I will respond if you have the OK. I will put who adopted it in the summary after the person is selected, as well as my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,221 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Harry P.
Defense Association: Year One by Ie-maru reviews
Harry gets curious when he sees something on the television. What he finds out and accomplishes as a result of it just goes to show what happens when inspiration hits it off with imagination. Harry Potter xover w Naruto and Poke'mon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 8,140 - Follows: 8,778 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Boy by the return of merry reviews
Harry Potter, nine years old, is the youngest superhero ever to have run away from home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,197 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rewriting History by do i need a pen name reviews
With a little help from Destiny, Harry Potter is given the chance to grow up with a family that loves him. But how is this really going to affect his life...and his ultimate destiny to live or die?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,406 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W.
Not Just a Potter by Albus Paulson reviews
Harry is a descendant of numerous and extremely powerful families. Combined with his destiny, how will this play out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,522 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 3/8/2007
Lord of Forgotten Light by Laeedil reviews
After tragedy, Harry comes into a legacy 500 years in the making. New faces, new challenges, possible love. Set after book five. Now a Harry/Hermione fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Umbridge the Muggle Principal by Yemi Hikari reviews
Umbridge was a horrible Head Mistress. But what would happen if she became the principle of a Muggle school. R&R to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Dolores U. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Game by Black Logician reviews
A take on rationalist Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,682 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4930 - Favs: 8,103 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
The Sisterhood of the Enchanted Brooches by GoldenWolf88 reviews
The Marauders didn’t have all the fun at Hogwarts. Lily Evans and her friends find four enchanted brooches in the Forbidden Forest. The Enchanted Brooches bond the girls in their early school years and for the rest of their lives. This is their adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,719 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., Minerva M.
Codename: Phoenix by Phoenix Rodriguez - FF.net reviews
6th Year. After being recruited by the Unspeakables from the Department of Mysteries, how will Harry's life and fight against the Dark Lord evolve? And what does a Slytherin girl by the name of Daphne Greengrass have to do with it? HP/DG, Vamp!Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 3,706 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
Thicker than Blood by demmons1399 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time...overused i know, but fun... to change things, and meets the mauraders. One becomes a sister, one a brother, one a lover, and one a corpse. Who will be what in the end?..i suck at these summaries...BRAND NEW CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 117,010 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
The Finale of the Ultimate Meta Mega Crossover by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
Vernor Vinge x Greg Egan crackfic. This was supposed to be a bit of utterly deranged fun, but got out of control and ended up as a deep philosophical exploration.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Angelic Wings by moonpower02 reviews
Harry and his friend's magic is changing,and a only an old kingdom and its people can help them. What is this old kingdom? AU of book six pairing HG, RHr, and NL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by AlbusSeverusGryffindor reviews
AU from SS. Oct. 31, 1981 was a night that changed history. When 1 year old Harry Potter was killed the Light lost it's best hope for victory. But their warrior was not lost. A new Prophecy, a reincarnated soul and a young boy with the power to save all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P.
Spread Your Wings by Ebona Nite reviews
AU: Harry goes to a different school, makes new friends, and learns about his role in the world. Things start coming to a head in Fifth Year, when the War and Hogwarts converge on him. HPLL, femBZOC, OCs; minor slash. ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,617 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
101 Ways to Crossover Annoy Voldemort by Ravenwood240 reviews
101 ways to crossover kill, maim, torment, annoy, harass, torture, destroy, humiliate, or otherwise pester the DorkLard Moldywart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Voldemort
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Wreaking Havoc by Catherine or Cate reviews
ABANDONED Independent! Powerful! Buttkicking!Political!Rich!Harry Manipulative!Dumbles. SEE WHAT HARRY DOES! IT WILL GIVE DUMBLEDORE'S GREY HAIRS GREY HAIRS! Language Warning. THIS IS NOT HP/BZ - they are just the lead characters. SEE NEW STORY SAME TITLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,167 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,846 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 3,776 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Flying Circus by INUJ.E.S.06 reviews
ADOPTED BY wickedfairy17 Harry was abandoned at the age of four while the Dursley family was visiting the circus. Now, at the tender age of 11 he will take his amazing acts to a school were amazing things happen everyday. How will everyone react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/14/2005
Master of Internal Magic by codewarriorace reviews
Professor McGonagall decides to intervene directly in Harry's life a month before his eleventh birthday. Harry quickly masters the secrets of internal magic under her skilled tutelage and the unexpected aid of Fawkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P.
In Life or Death I am Free by Albus Paulson reviews
Harry is thrown in Azkaban by the corrupt Scrimgeour administration. Meanwhile, the return of the Heir of Merlin has been predicted by a prophecy. This tale is about what happens when the wronged decide to fight back. DOES NOT FOLLOW DH. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 59,297 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Cycle by demmons1399 reviews
It seems every good magic story in the “real” world has the same character…what if it WAS the same person…Who would that person be, why would they keep arriving in all these stories, and what would happen of someone found out...AU, duh...REWORKED A TAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Albus D., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Wandmaker's Journey by Jarlzax reviews
HIATUS!Harry Potter is on a journey. This journey will take him through ancient tomes, new places, good times, bad times, every time in between. And this Journey all began with a house elf named Dobby... AU from Summer of CoS onward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Harry P.
The folly of Umbridge by Dragonanzar reviews
When Umbridge decided to monitor Alexandra's lesson, she didn't realise what a big mistake she was making.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Dolores U. - Complete
Pureblood Mania by Dragonanzar reviews
A pureblood wizard is challenged by an alien to share his views on muggles. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Muggle Magic and Wizard Science by Ravenwood240 reviews
Hermione is the most Brilliant Witch of her time. Harry is the most powerful Wizard of his time. Together, they can achieve the impossible. The only thing they can't do, is admit how they feel about each other. Formerly known as Harry, Hermione and a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,612 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Umbridge s attack by DameMaggie reviews
Umbridge has found Minerva s weak point, what will she do? Who will deffend her? ADMM. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry's Unexpected Trip by Christina B reviews
HPLOTR Crossover! Harry was off to the Burrow, when he unexpectedly finds himself on Middle Earth. Join Harry, as he gears up for the biggest war Arda has ever seen. ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Harry P., Frodo B. - Complete
Turn, Turn, Turn by Albus Paulson reviews
An aftercanon story. We know that the hero becomes the wise old man but how, and who influences it? Just an idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
In the After Life by purpleducki88 reviews
Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione die of natural causes, of course and, erm, all at the same time. They go to the afterlife, or whatever you want to call it. They meet everyone up there, and watch over their children, who aren’t.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Cockandbull Correspondence from the Cupboard by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Draco Malfoy, War Hero apparently, goes into hiding in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive. This is a record of his ordeal, in his own words. The veracity of his words is, naturally, open to debate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
I'll never leave you again by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny and Harry's reunion and life after the battle. The beginning is pretty serious, because of the deaths. But life does return back to normal, well whats normal for wizards and witches. Rated T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,196 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I Fancy You by the-art-of-escapism reviews
I couldn’t believe myself. How could I have done something so idiotic? Something I had promised myself that I would never, EVER do. I had fallen in love with James Potter. [JXL] Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Inner Eye Blind by limonade reviews
After falling off his broomstick, Harry goes blind, but gains the gift of sight in return. Professor Trelawney couldn’t predict this. HPLL Seer!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,358 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter Discovers Fanfiction by xAndromedaBlackx reviews
The title says it all. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are at Hermione's house, getting ready to go out and search for Horcruxes, when Hermione stumbles across a fanfiction website on her computer… Hilarity ensues! I hope so, anyway. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
What REALLY happened to Salazar Slytherin by islay12 reviews
All I have to say is never piss off Rowena.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
Potter gets Punk'd by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Harry and Ginny go to Barnes and Noble to get HBP... hilarity follows. RATED T CUZ I'M PARANOID
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Just to Be, Just to Live by Albus Paulson reviews
Instead of Dumbledore dying and Harry going on to be the defacto Leader of the Light HBP Dumbledore seems to live on and Harry is entombed on the Potter burial grounds. What really happened, and why? Oneshot. No more updates, no sequels. Probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Time Warp by GoddessGirl1372 reviews
Harry goes back in time and becomes DADA teacher during Lily and James's 7th year. Something is bound to go wrong...Read and Review! CHAPTER 40 IS HERE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,517 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Bored in the Ministry of Magic by FlamingQuill reviews
Mundungus Fletcher comes to the Ministry of Magic. But, as with all government institutes, it's nothing but boredom... That is, until a certain Senior Undersecretary walks by...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Mundungus F., Dolores U. - Complete
Olde Majick by Catherine or Cate reviews
COMPLETE AU, Harry and Ginny Potter overhear a prophecy and choose to take positive action rather than let it just play out... their children's, and the lives of their friends children are at stake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
That Incurably Criminal Potter Boy by EastSideIndie reviews
Harry stops Dudley and his gang from beating up a young Danny McGinnis. Afterwards, Danny finds out there's more to Harry than being the incurably criminal boy who goes to St. Brutus'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P.
Dear Peter by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
[Oneshot] The thoughts of Lily, James, Remus and Sirius, towards Peter, each at a different stage in their life. [I would have died for you Peter, I just never knew you would be the one behind the wand.] Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
I Have So Many Names by Albus Paulson reviews
Gandalf. Mithrandir. Olorin. All three names are for the same being... but what if Gandalf's not a Maia spirit at all, but one who has travelled through dimensions to defeat Dark Lords? Harry Potter crossover.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Gandalf, Elrond - Complete
Know The Stakes by Contrarian reviews
[One shot] Snape makes snide remarks in the staff room, which McGonagall stoically ignores. Or tries to, anyway. Set during Sorcerer's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Detentions With Umbridge by barmy-ol-badger reviews
A short peice about Harry being influenced by the Marauders while in detention with Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2007
The Diary of Dolores Jane Umbridge by phantom and potter Obsession reviews
Discontinued unless requested to continue... or unless severe boredom ensues. Probably the latter, actually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Dolores U.
You Can Put Me In Prison by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Whilst still abiding in Azkban Prison, Stan Shunpike reflects on life, love, and the perils of blackmarket wristwatches...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks - Complete
One Flogged Horse aka An Overused Plotline by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.
A Well Qualified Witch by Queen of Cheesecake reviews
Dolores Umbridge is interviewed for a job in the Ministry after getting out of Azkaban. A short fic written because I couldn't resist making her squirm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Dolores U., Percy W. - Complete
A Life, Rewritten by Yih reviews
[Gen, AU] Remus Lupin has stolen Harry from the Dursley's to give him the care and love every child deserves under the protection of the Fidelius Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Elbereth Help Us by Andi-Scribbles reviews
What horrors happen when you try to flame a MarySue? She sucks you in, of course! The story of one hostile teen, a pissy MarySue, and the Quest of the Ring. And the Fellowship is in for a smack in the face... Witty, MS Bashing fun inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,766 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 3/10/2006
Death Takes a Ward by MrDToad reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by an unexpected person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,822 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
MOony and Padfoot Ride again by demmons1399 reviews
SPOILERS FOR DH!Sirius and Remus meet again in heaven...What are they up too? FriendFic for now...Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
The Fairy Pendant by Bagge reviews
A look back at that sad day when Luna was nine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 261 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Destruction of his own making by Bagge reviews
Voldemort has himself created the very people that will bring him down. These are just a few examples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Fate's Path by Ceres K reviews
AU: The Dursleys were supposed to raise Harry Potter, a task appointed by Albus Dumbledore when he left the toddler on their doorstep. Luckily for Harry, he had two watchers that fateful day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Excalibur by ctown.myth reviews
As the Second Dark War begins, Harry goes through a massive change, gaining a new identity and new powers. But when put through the true test of Dark against Light, will Harry survive, or will Harry crumble at the weight of the world, dooming all forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,174 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 3/13/2005
Loosed Upon The World by Ebona Nite reviews
A 'What If' humorous story for Fred and George fans! The Weasley Twins take their NEWTs. Exams and graduation, and what's up with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Thousand Twitterpated Twits by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Despite of what logic may lead you to believe: there's a Veela at Hogwarts. For one week this vision of loveliness shall ensnare every male at Hogwarts with her feminine wiles or, um, something. Who is this enchantress? Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Minerva M., I. Karkaroff
Raymoose Lupin: A name to conjure with by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Remus reflects on one Harry James Potter, and how he’s changed over the years from a baby he adored, to a man followed into battle. Also, he can enunciate now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Light of Silver Memories by Taliath reviews
Dumbledore's portrait wakes up at last to have one final chat with Harry. In order to aid the teen in his quest to destroy the Horcruxes, Dumbledore transfers his knowledge, wisdom, and experience. This chat will have unforeseen consequences in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter The Lord of the Light by diabolic321 reviews
Harry is the magical Heir of Merlin. He is the most powerful being on Earth. All hell will break loose. No Slash, Very Powerful, Independent Harry. Goody Goody, Arse kickin' Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,824 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006
Dirty Jobs by Laume reviews
AU, LOTR Crossover. A new year, and of course a new DADA professor. He seems a bit off, but Harry still manages to use his teachings to his ultimate advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Beast Lord by Ceres K reviews
Warning: OotP Spoilers After his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is getting worse and worse. Fortunately for Harry, a certain Phoenix decides to do something about it. Rating just to be safe. Not your average Independent!Super!Harry fic. Will be HG, RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,053 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P.
Potions, Puking and Punishment by Ravenwood240 reviews
What happens when Professor Snape harrsses the wrong Prankster? Just a quick bit of Snape Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Power Within by TouGod reviews
Harry goes to sleep on his fourteenth birthday and has a very weird dream that changes his life and his future. His heritage brings about the power that lies within. Rating to be safe. Harry Potter DBZ
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,799 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P.
Total Chaos by TheDreamChild reviews
[twoshot] Capt. Jack Sparrow finds himself helping the Weasley twins defeat Umbridge. DMC and OotP spoilers, for those few who haven't seen or read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
The Revenge Against the Squad by Katalin Weasley reviews
Harry, Ron & Hermione are unfairly punished and now they want revenge! With the help of Fred & George, they think of a genius plan! Next thing we know, Malfoy & Umbrigde are making out in the Great Hall!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Draco M., Dolores U. - Complete
Averto Vicis by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, HBP Compatible: When Hermione dies in battle moments after her powers are awakened, Dumbledore utilizes a centuries old spell to send Harry back in time to his six year old self. By Aerin. [UPDATED AND ALIVE!][NEW CHAPTER: HALLOW'S EVE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Walking a New Path Part One: A New Life by padawan lynne reviews
Accused of a crime he didn't commit, Harry Potter is thrown in Azkaban prison. Betrayed by the Light, Harry nonetheless fulfills his destiny and then is taken to a new world, where he begins a new life, as a Jedi in the Galactic Republic. Here he learns
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,501 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Harry, I Have a Question by Ravenwood240 reviews
Harry and Ginny are on a mission... and Ginny has a Question she'd really like an answer to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sheep by GoldenWolf88 reviews
OneShot. Tom's perception of Sirius Black changes during one late night incident at the Leaky Cauldron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Boy Who Vanished by veraklon reviews
How would everything have been different if Sirius had gotten to Harry before Hagrid did on that fateful night? A fifteen year old Harry is forced to attend Hogwart's after Black is finally captured. Eventually Harry & Ginny, I think. Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,847 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Tea Party Of Azkaban by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Shortly after Sirius’s escape, the occupants of Azkaban Prison get together for a little chat to discuss the latest goings on and the effect this will have on their PR. With tea, Bundt Cake and Pink Dementors. Not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The Student Of Merlin by SeraphZero reviews
AU Merlin has always been the greatest wizard in history. However, he never taught his magic to anyone else he buried his power along with his name. But what if he found the perfect student to teach? And what if it was Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,175 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/19/2002 - Harry P.
All it Takes by neopyro reviews
AU. Starts out when Harry is age four. Harry wakes up to find something wrong with the Dursleys. Little does he know that this will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Alastor M.
The Educational Decrees: Like Umbridge by Smirnoff Ryuu reviews
only funny! A parody on the decrees written by Dolores J Umbridge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Umbridge Return by Daydrae reviews
During their seventh year,Harry, Ron and Hermione have just discovered that Umbridge has recovered the title of headmisstress of Hogwarts. Harry has a plan... involving rabbits. And who are the two mysterious old ladies, Dotty amd Agatha? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Harry P., Dolores U.
Clay Pinions by Lochar reviews
Complete! Watching movies with his cousin one day, a young Harry Potter may have found the key to unlocking the Power the Dark Lord knows not his Soul. He just doesn’t know it yet. Slight Xenogears crossover. Year 1 story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,272 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
In Which Umbridge is Umbridge and Ravenclaw is by KatFay reviews
Also entitled: In Which it is all Explained as to Why Umbridge couldn't get into the Headmaster's office. A humerous take on why the school hates Umbridge and why she couldn't get in the Headmaster's office. [Oneshot]Title pending
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Dolores U., Rowena R. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Walkers by ENSIGN reviews
Summary: After the events occurring in the Department Of Mysteries Harry Potter arrives “Home” at the Dursley’s where he gains something unexpected, new powers, at a price. OOTP spoilers. Super Power Harry. Haitus. My first and worst HP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,644 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Colin's and Dennis' Hogwarts tour by Bagge reviews
The Creevey brothers are babysitting Kevin, the You bust slug kid from the Quidditch world cup. Surely, nothing can go wrong there... Humour & Friendfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
The Woes of Harry Potter by I-Confuse-Everyone reviews
Harry Potter meet Fanfiction. Fanfiction meet Harry Potter. What problems does Harry encounter while online? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon by EdwardO reviews
Harry begins his final year at Hogwarts as he struggles to master new powers he has aquired before his final meeting with Voldemort. Little did he know that along the way he would discover a power even greater than he had expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 140,555 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Seen and Forseen by Bagge reviews
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Dolores U., Sybill T. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two by lasaireigh reviews
Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,636 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Versus Ministry Officials by Lochar reviews
Set after Harry's 7th year since he's an adult then. Harry takes several Ministry workers to court.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Harry P.
The Doom of Dolores Umbridge by Natsudori Lina reviews
When the Daily Prophet leaks that Umbridge hasn't quite gotten the punishment she deserves, McGonagall and Trelawney take matters into their own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Addiction by LinZE reviews
Dolores Umbridge dabbles with something that has unfortunate consequences for both her and Minerva McGonagall. Also includes Poppy Pomfry and Severus Snape. revamped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger by neopyro reviews
Harry gets a strange power in the summer after his fifth year. Can he hide it from his friends? Hg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 1/20/2004
Umbridge Inspected by remus-sirius-harry reviews
This is rated T just because there might be a few cuss words in the story later.This is an AU of the end of OotP set at chapter 27 or 28 and the rest of the book. Right now i have not started the mystery or had harry show up but he will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Dolores U., Harry P.
Thirteen Battles to Pokemon Master by Contrarian reviews
[One shot] Fred and George have swiped Dudley’s Gameboy Advance in their latest visit to the Dursleys'. What will Hermione do when Ron becomes determined to be the next Pokemon Master? Vague RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
The Return of the Twins by MJshunpike reviews
FINISHED :: Fred and George return for their exams. Unlikely? Not quite... NO MORE A ONE SHOT Fourth chapter up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - George W., Dolores U. - Complete
Delta Vee by wackey reviews
Voldemorts Final Moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,249 - Follows: 396 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
A Very Dursley Christmas by lasaireigh reviews
It's Christmas time, and Harry Potter's guardians have teamed up to give the Dursleys what's coming to them! Includes Jamaican flags, Bunny Foo-Foo, and Elvis impersonation! One-shot. Part of The Lesser of Two Evils series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Invidious by crazyharrysfireworks1239 reviews
Why do I despise you SO, Minerva?" Umbridge POV, post-Career Advice. It's a trip through time, through insanity, and through the exploration of Umbridge's mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Rate My Hogwarts Professors com by TheSerpentAndTheLion reviews
What if the students of Hogwarts had access to the muggle website RateMyProfessors.com? Why, this fic, of course! (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Whose Line Is It Anyways? by Christina B reviews
This is another Whose Line Is It Anyways fic. With Harry, Ron,Hermione, and Draco as the panelists. ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
Toady's Worst Nightmare by Sierradragon reviews
A sequel to Moldy Voldy's Private Section of Hell. Umbridge's turn
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004
Umbridge's Last Stand by yami-neko2 reviews
Umbridge is over her head in half breeds, and it's only her first day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Professor Umbridge and the IWEA by chilandra reviews
Well, this is my fantasy as to how things could have made Professor Umbridge mad during that year. Warning this is an OotPs Spoiler. Please read & review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Dolores U., OC - Complete
Only Time by Rynne Lupin reviews
Chapter eighteen up! After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,580 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter: the New Lord of Light by BloodRedSword reviews
Completed! In the time of Darkness, a Hero will rise to greatness. The Hero will be the Chosen one to bring down the Darkness and restore peace to the world! Now the Chosen one is Harry Potter, what will he do?Pls Review! Sorry,my summary sucks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,642 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Moldy Voldy's Private Section of Hell by Sierradragon reviews
Voldemort finally gets what he has been begging for............
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Voldemort
Drowning in Shadows by Laeni reviews
Umbridge gets her comeuppance ... and the kiss everyone's been waiting for. UmbridgeDementor. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Detention with Umbridge by Mirriam Q Webster reviews
What does a student who gets detention with Umbridge see? Something unusual, that's what. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Severus S., Dolores U. - Complete
The Hogwarts Melody by sbsammy reviews
The trio decide to play a little prank on Umbridge, but things backfire, and the results are very interesting
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003
Staff Room Scheming by BekaJWP reviews
OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Dursley Disturbed by TheMischiefMakers reviews
The Dursley's pay a visit to the local shrink. PG for one word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2000
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Crazy Moments in DADA reviews
A collection of things that didn't happen in Defense class at Hogwarts, but which I think would have been funny. Contains Paper airplanes, Ravenclaws, & Snape-embarassment. Read, Laugh, review. Repeat as necessary. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Narcissa said reviews
DH SPOILERS! a poem set right after Harry's alleged death. Slightly random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fettucini Alfredo reviews
Sometimes the strangest things can bring two people together. Pairings: LilyJames. Slight fluff. Rating for safety. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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