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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Link to my original stories: http://www.wattpad.com/user/Shapey

Link to my original stories on fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/795082/Dancing_Mouse

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 114-116, Shut Up and Do the Impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 630,572 - Reviews: 28689 - Favs: 15,517 - Follows: 14,276 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Call Me by Ersatz Writer reviews
"Then I'll call you. Every. Single. Day." It was a half-drunken promise, slurred and indistinct, but Phoenix wanted to uphold it all the same."I'll call until you answer me, Miles Edgeworth."
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,100 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick]
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,082 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 7,002 - Follows: 7,621 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 358,529 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 425,487 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 3,375 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Long Way Home by Dashel reviews
A year after their prophesised battle Naruto and Sasuke meet up for the first time since then,coming to in a destroyed area of wood,no memory of how they got there,where 'there' is or if they can trust the other long enough to band together and get home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 399,085 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Far Better by Ersatz Writer reviews
'I don't even know how many times I tried to contact him... But he never replied.' Yet Phoenix is not the only one who is waiting for a response. Far away in Germany, Miles is waiting too. Oneshot. Based on prompt from PW Kink Meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23 - Phoenix W./Nick, Manfred vK., Miles E. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,994 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,018 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sannin's Apprentice by Panory Bro reviews
The Sannin are the heroes of an old generation. When the team fails a mission, The Third Hokage has them choose from the Academy students an apprentice a piece to train up and replace them. Only time will tell though whether this new team will be as successful as their mentors.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,295 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/14/2014
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,698 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/19/2010
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,046 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Testament of Things that Never Will by Unbiased Abyss reviews
Being rewritten under the title, We Are Shinobi. Hope to see you there! -Unbiased Abyss
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,378 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Naruto U.
Trapped by Capriccioso reviews
AU. Watanuki has been enslaved by an evil lord as a cook in a war torn country. Can he make it out alive? DouXWata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,730 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/16/2008 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I., S. Doumeki, Himawari K.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,375 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 5,626 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P.
Fake Falling by TheArtistPirate reviews
In which Arthur learns that Merlin isn't really as clumsy as everyone believes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Reason to Smile by Green-eyed Blue Cat reviews
With State Vs Iris resolved, Phoenix tries to deal with the aftermath while catching up with Miles before his return to Europe. Set immediately after case 3-5.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
When Mr Wright Isn't Home by Sith Droideka reviews
Content warning: memes.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Athena C., Apollo J. - Complete
An Abundance of Edgeworths by Sith Droideka reviews
Phoenix arrives at Edgeworth's house to find eight different versions of him. Or nine. Whatever. Picture from dirtyaceattorneycrackfessions.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
The Guardian of the Moon by nateulm reviews
The war has been over for nearly a year, and Naruto has be proclaimed an international hero. However, the shadow of a promise looms over him, as he awaits the day when Sasuke returns to his side. Rated T for language and eventual sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,028 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Changes through time by moonbird reviews
Doing a visit, at his life long friend Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix reflects back on everything they have both been through and how much they each have changed, but also how little. Looking back at several different incidents over the years, there are several small stories between those two whom are destined to be life long rivals and trusted friends.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Maya F., Trucy W. - Complete
Accidental Confession by Scrawlers reviews
Witnesses aren't the only ones to accidentally confess things in court. Fortunately, the worst thing to come out of this one was the Judge losing fifty bucks. Phoenix/Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., Miles E., Judge - Complete
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, The Fourth Kazekage - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Living In Denial by InstantKarma83 reviews
With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 140,842 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,554 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 6,345 - Follows: 7,663 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 7,454 - Follows: 8,566 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Wild Night Out by MaliBiser reviews
"You can't work on your bonds shut in a hotel room." On a diplomatic mission in Konoha, Temari ordered Gaara to go out and socialize. It sounded reasonable at the time, before he stumbled upon Lee and before Lee accidentally took a healthy swig of something that wasn't orange juice. Gaara/Lee friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 6,149 - Follows: 7,598 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
achtung baby by Sith Droideka reviews
Klavier gets a new phone, and takes the opportunity to start a pregnancy scare. Franziska/Klavier with Emapollo and Wrightworth on the side. Warning: very stupid.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Klavier G. - Complete
Guess Who's A Veela by Lusca Luna reviews
Drarry... It's not everyday that you wake up to a very naked Draco Malfoy, spooning you in your bed, grabbing places that shouldn't be grabbed, claiming that he's a Veela and by some sick twist of fate that you're his mate. Veela fic, slash and Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,026 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
New Wind Nation by Kyogre reviews
Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
T-Minus Turnabout by Sith Droideka reviews
In which Franziska von Karma is simultaneously the best and worst influence a young girl can have, and Clay Terran is accused of murder.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Trucy W., Apollo J. - Complete
I accuse you! by Organ Man reviews
Phoenix is accused of murder! What is the witness thinking!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Judge - Complete
A Gryffindor feeling by Cicci Green reviews
Snape discovers Umbridge's preferred method of detention. [New Chapter: Hermione embraces her Slytherin side.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 5,692 - Follows: 2,585 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
How Does It Feel? by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,774 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Generation of Miracle, Kasamatsu Y., Takao K.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24438 - Favs: 12,110 - Follows: 11,206 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
This Year at the Gala by KissofJudas reviews
Every year, the law professionals hold a gala for networking and merriment. But everyone really knows you come for the gossip. And whether he likes it or not, Phoenix Wright has made himself the talk of the evening. But all he cares about is just one dance. (It's fluff, I swear to you. One-shot, Narumitsu.)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
poison by Straete reviews
Naruto is turned into a girl. She doesn't mind since Tsunade has told her she'll be able to turn her back to normal. The rest of Konaha doesn't take the change so well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Human Mask by harunekonya reviews
Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen. HIATUS: Overwhelmed with end-of-school grading. Be back on June 15th, 2014. Sorry guys!
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 93 - Words: 140,764 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Takashi N.
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Through the Hourglass by TimeKeeper21 reviews
Who would have guessed that the hyperactive blond would have turned into that. Time-travel, No yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
In Good Company by fool.0 reviews
This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gossamer Witnesses: A Compilation by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
In celebration of my 10th anniversary on this website. A collection of sketches, studies, and stories about the Angel of the Eastern Gate and the Serpent of Eden.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7908 - Favs: 12,409 - Follows: 9,935 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tea Time by Moczo reviews
Aziraphale Swan moves with her father to the little cloudy town of Lower Tadfield. There she meets Anthony, who she thinks is just a stalker with a car fetish, but proves to be so much more... Yes, you already know what this is a parody of.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,417 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
The Changed Time Line by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Re-written version of my very first fanfiction. A Potions accident in his sixth Hogwarts year takes Harry back in time. Will he be able to save his parents and change the time line? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry, HP/GW, LE/SS not JP! , MM/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,115 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Remember Remember by Suite Sambo reviews
Regrouping after Ginny is severely injured, Harry goes on a mission for Minerva and discovers that Snape is alive, is living as a Muggle with no memory of his magical life, and has a daughter Lily's age. A fun & sentimental journey to bring Severus home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
a maladroit romance by pyr0technic reviews
At twenty five years old, he is quite possibly in young, awkward love with his male rival and best friend. It had its advantages, he had to admit, with the lingering taste of wine on his lips.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 5,427 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,922 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hikaru no Go: Shorts of All Sorts by Laziness Incarnate reviews
Short short Hikaru no Go ficlets, too short to be posted as their own stories. Drama and humour. Contains spoilers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,763 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/16/2006
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
Genesis (The Really Big One) by zeaoconstantine reviews
Crowley figured that 'The Big One', the final battle to decide the fate of the Earth would be Heaven and Hell verses the Human population. Not only was he terribly wrong, but there is much that no one knows about the world. Save for two people. God and Satan themselves. Aziraphale and Crowley are really deep in it this time. A/C
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale]
Rainy Days by Collie Parkillo reviews
Phoenix Wright's heart was unusually heavy for that of a fourth grader. [narumitsu]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick]
Déjà vu, TO THE MAX! by Mannequin Republic reviews
- "Whaa..?" Naruto spun around and looked towards the Hokage monument in wonder. When did they get rid of Baa-chan's face? And why did Sasuke look like a little kid. Heh heh, uh... Genjutsu?... Kai? Time-Travel, SasuNaruSasu, Rated M for later chapters!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,405 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Years' Time by pyr0technic reviews
Four times Miles Edgeworth denies having feelings for his rival, and one time he doesn't.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 3,868 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Liffae reviews
When he is young, Naruto learns that sometimes you don't want to be found. A legend is born.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 175 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Train to Kurain by pyr0technic reviews
Phoenix and Miles are in an unfortunate circumstance in a train bedroom car. — Narumitsu.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Natsume Naruto Yuujinchou by Auto-nin reviews
Up for adoption...Naruto can see spirits. After finding his grandma's Book of Friends, his life is turned upside down. Now, he has to dissolve the book while being a ninja! However, that is if Naruto can keep from dying thanks to the supernatural or his teammates!
Crossover - Naruto & Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Nyanko
I'm A Doctor, Not A by Lucillia reviews
A while back someone - or several someones - did something where Watson says "I'm a doctor, not a... Insert profession here ." I was inspired. All of mine will be crossovers with a fantasy or sci-fi twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 4,348 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Achilles Heel by suitcase design winner reviews
It's too hard to get to Miles Edgeworth for revenge. But that defense attorney he was talking to seems so vulnerable in comparion...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,023 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., Dick G.
Looks Like by kireira reviews
Hikaru is getting signals from Touya, who doesn't even know he's sending them. HikaAki oneshot.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2013 - [Hikaru S., Akira T.] - Complete
Child of Spirits by harunekonya reviews
In a world where Madara was never sealed, Natsume Takashi was spirited away as a small child and taken to be raised among spirits. For a long time, this suits all those involved, until the day an exorcist discovers Natsume's existence. For the first time, Natsume has a chance of being accepted by humans. Gen. (Warning: Spoilers for the Long Way Home arc, episode 51-53).
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,861 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Takashi N., Natori S.
Roses, Made by Hands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Series of one-shots set during eighth year, as Harry and Draco, quietly, make things together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore, and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,908 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 4,425 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Aziraphale 100 by Lucillia reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite angel and his friends - and enemies, bookstore, books, pets, the people around him etc... Companion piece to Crowley 100.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Crowley 100 by Lucillia reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite demon and his friends - and his enemies, apartment, plants, people around him, etc. ...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Grooming by Raven Ehtar reviews
Angels don't tend to take very good care of their wings. Not like demons. Sometimes the state of Aziraphale's gets to be too much for Crowley to ignore anymore. One-shot. Mild Aziraphale/Crowley.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2013 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Parallels by ncfan reviews
As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sirius B., Percy W., Regulus B. - Complete
The Two From Class B by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that they were probably on one of the most renown teams in Konoha history, learning under Jiraiya of the Sannin alongside Namikaze Minato himself, they were never going to say a single word about it. As far as they were concerned, they'd never been Genin and anyone who said otherwise was lying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H., Jiraiya, Minato N.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
First-Name Basis by kireira reviews
Hikaru has somehow started calling Touya "Akira", and that, of course, is rather a big deal. Suggestive HikaAki.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Hikaru S., Akira T.] H. Kuwabara, Heihachi S. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Walk Two Lifetimes by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,489 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Parseltongue Legend by Obsession141 reviews
Harry discovers Parseltongue at a much younger age, and thus finds the magical world well before usual. Grey!Harry - Dark!Harry eventually. Powerful, slytherin, parentage, parseltongue, dark magic, Voldemort and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,960 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Bound By The Ring by acommonname reviews
To stop women from asking him out, Sasuke Uchiha, suddenly goes to work with a fake wedding ring on his finger. He is nominated to be Konoha Corp.'s next president. Everything was going great. Until he was invited to a business dinner with his WIFE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,778 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Price by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 121 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U./Tobi
Problem on Set! by QuEen0fs0ng reviews
Natori has a problem. He's in love with Natsume. To releive stress Natori plunges into work as an actor Natsume/Natori New Chapter Up! Warning: some cross-dressing and cursing
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,428 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Takashi N., Natori S.
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over, and seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Number Seven by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM Harry already has two children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right? WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,931 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Another Chance by kibaxkaori reviews
It was hard to tell whether Fate was finally dealing Naruto a good hand or sending him further into hell. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,475 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7603 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 4,706 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 5,422 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Swimming With the Fishes by greywolfheir reviews
Crowley becomes possessed by another demon. Inspired by a doodle made by hoursago (on tumblr) that I have no idea how to link to :/
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Sensei? Who? Me? by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
[Post series] Naruto causes Tsunade some headaches and now the Hokage is looking for payback. The Result? 23 year old Naruto gets a genin team. A small window into Naruto's life as a Jounin-sensei. Story consists of independent arcs. OC for genins. They are NOT kids of the Konoha 11. Join Naruto as he passes on his Will of Fire
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Naruto U.
Good Communication Skills by Lord Mendasuit reviews
A decent, convincing argument wherein you explain your reasons for doing something can go a long way in keeping a previously strained friendship intact. Sasuke is, as a matter of fact, intelligent enough to deduce this on his own, even if it might not seem so at first glance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As Good as Mine by Lucillia reviews
What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first, a good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/12/2013 - James P., Molly W. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,954 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Alternate Transportation by Lucillia reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
For the Village by ncfan reviews
So what was his legacy, exactly? Tobirama, Sasuke, Hashirama. Spoilers for 619.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Tobirama S., Sasuke U. - Complete
ghost town by ncfan reviews
The only way she can describe it is as an overwhelming sense of déjà vu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Karin, Juugo, Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Meddlesome Jutsu by smartcat reviews
When some people just don't know when to stop meddling. Dead OR Alive. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Forgive Us Our Trespasses by sparrowette reviews
Because an eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Naruto forgives everyone, Kyuubi only one, Sasuke wishes Naruto would stop forgiving him, Kakashi is willing to pretend for Naruto's sake and Iruka isn't quite deliberate enough for it to actually count as forgiving.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Testimony by Persnickety reviews
Harry returns to complete his Seventh Year at Hogwarts during the chaos of the Death Eater trials. Adjusting to a normal life proves impossible for him, though, as an old obsession takes over. WIP. (Violence, Slash (H/D), Angst. Era: Post-War)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,709 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The House That Lovers Built by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A planned Auror raid on a notorious Potions brewer goes wrong. Badly wrong. To the point of 'Harry trapped in a magical house with Draco Malfoy' wrong. And the key to leaving is going to be something that Harry might not have the strength to face. Updated every Monday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,936 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
The Bone Eater by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
When Kikyo is resurrected by a shadowy enemy, Kagome loses her own humanity. Transformed into a demon, she learns to adapt in the halls of the Western Fortress. A Kagome-turns-demon story like no other begins now!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,267 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Follow You Down That Road by RosaLui reviews
The Civilian Foreign Minister was glaring at Sasuke. Naruto, after considering the delicate diplomatic situation, burped at him. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demacian Noble Council by Wordmage Kazzidae reviews
A thing I wrote primarily concerning Sona, but with other characters in it as well. Try not to read too much into it, but feel free to read over the top of it, should you so wish. Please enjoy.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sona - Complete
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 4,130 - Follows: 953 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Ballad of the Exile by KobuZero reviews
Just a one-shot about how a little tune can bring back memories for a certain soldier named Riven.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Riven, Sona - Complete
First Christmas and Mistletoe by Lady Monochromic reviews
Trucy is ready for her first Christmas with her new father whilst Phoenix gets a visit from a friend. Phoenix/Miles pairing.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Trucy W. - Complete
To Succeed Sai by Taiora3390 reviews
As Hikaru faces his life as a professional go player, he has one goal to work on: To succeed his old master, Sai. This story takes place after the last manga. UPDATE! After two years, I'm back, baby!
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Hikaru S.
Tainted by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki reflects on the one crime he got away with. The crime that destroyed his career and eventually led to him betraying Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Mizuki - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Mountain That Has Been Moved by Melfice reviews
There is something strangely threatening about the realization that he finds James Bond attractive. (007/Q)
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/24/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 1 - Complete
Second Chances by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
153 years old, long after the defeat of the greatest Dark lord of all times, Harry Potter divorcee is alone and depressed. Contemplating suicide his familiar finds a way for him to go back and fix what he regrets not doing the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,891 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lies and Promises by Kristen Sharpe reviews
At nine, Yukio is already looking forward to the day he won't have to lie to his brother. [Oneshot]
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O., Shiro F. - Complete
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,971 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Follow Me, Fall To My Feet by CuddleMeClose reviews
Sasuke didn't want to kill Naruto. He just wanted to own him. A story of Sasuke s struggle with his failing sanity and chaotic heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
End of a Cycle of Hatred by Hochmeister reviews
Two men, once like brothers face each other for the last time. The final confrontation between Sasuke and Naruto set in a divergent timeline where Naruto won at the Valley of the End. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Alone by Lucillia reviews
If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The People We've Become by Zephyras reviews
At first, no one could've guessed the consequences of Uzumaki Naruto's disappearance. However, seven years later, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are rogue ninja, Team Seven assembles once more, and they all have secrets. Naruto/Sasuke, Sakura/Lee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,015 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Team Seven
Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Fake Love by obeytherandomness reviews
Naruto confessed his feelings for Sasuke but he knew that Sasuke was only using him so that he could defeat Itachi with Kyuubi's power. He's just glad he was able to enjoy the fake love while it lasted. Naruto's POV. SasuNaru. I hope you like it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unrequited by TwistedEnvisage reviews
While trying to convince Sasuke that vengeance is wrong and to come back to the village, Naruto undoubtedly does the last thing he ever thought he'd do. SasuNaru co-written with xXloveless19Xx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guide You Home by TsunamiHatake reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke home by any means necessary. Any. Means. Necessary. Yaoi, lemon, smut, oooey gooey goodness. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 496,364 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 7,794 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Tyrants and Terriers by Lost timemachine reviews
A collection of short stories revolving around the relationship between Havelock Vetinari and Samuel Vimes. All of these stories are set in the future. Contains assassination attempts, kidnappings and quiet, instrospective conversations.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
What's in a Name by BlackJoker013 reviews
this one shot was a longtime coming. for all those sick of the Majority ruling of boringness. read don't read it i really don't care I'm just airing out my brain
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Stories He Told by Lucillia reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
One Little Misfit by Skeren Dreamera reviews
For some reason, nobody ever sat Obito down and asked him why he was always late, just like they never asked him why he wore goggles all the time. If they had, they might have been stunned by the simplicity of his answers, and everything would have made just a little bit more sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Reason by Lucillia reviews
Considering the fact that both sides believed that they were right, they would naturally believe that what they were doing was the right thing, and may even have similar reasons for doing what they were doing, and a shared inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Only One by Dashel reviews
All you need is one person to know you, one person who truly gets you and you can feel happy and complete forever. Kiba & Shino present fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Masterpiece of Reality by Lauralot reviews
No idea is simple when you need to plant it in a madman's mind. Crossover with The Dark Knight. Takes place after both Inception and TDK, and in an alternate continuity from TDKR.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Eames, Arthur
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Xxmilk-candy1996xX reviews
One day a new student transferred to Natsume's class, but soon Natsume noticed something odd about him, and uncovers a past even darker than his.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,601 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Takashi N.
Little stupid completely,ruined,my,life thing! by Akira-kun reviews
"How do you survive when, because of a failed jutsu, you get stuck together with the last person in the world you want be stuck together with? Simple, you don't. Gah! Stupid chain!" AR. SasuNaru. Lemon. Twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Chōji A.
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Sexy no Jutsu by DarkQueenDraconite reviews
Konohamaru accidentally opens a vial that changes all the sexes of all the characters in Naruto, as well as makes them super sexy. Pre-Chuunin Exams, and Sasuke and the Sand Sibs are thrown into the gender-madness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010
Madonna Ain't Got Shit On Derek's Vogue by TheHalfDrunkMonkey reviews
He's pretty sure their snark can actually cause WWIII if they keep it up.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
The Hokage's Legend by Egghead reviews
Summary:With a Great Shinobi War just over the horizon and internal forces plotting his downfall, how will the Rokudaime Hokage lead Konoha to a new age of peace and prosperity? Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters though I wish I did
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/26/2010
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 10,326 - Follows: 9,764 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Consolations of a Summer's Day by Blame Brampton reviews
Harry Potter is absolutely certain Draco Malfoy did not murder Pansy Parkinson. He's almost absolutely certain he can prove this without sacrificing his career and having them both hauled up before the Wizengamot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moonlight Talk by MaliBiser reviews
Gaara often wondered how he could ever repay Naruto for all he had done for him, but all the young Kazekage needed to do was offer a few right words at the right time. Gaara/Naruto friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Giant Among Wizards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco opened a box he shouldn't have opened, and now his magic is growing out of control. Enter former Auror trainee Harry Potter, who's looking for a new career, and interested in helping Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Remains, However Improbable by Riddle Master 101 reviews
In which there is much drama, excitement, and magic. In which Mycroft is annoyed, Sherlock deducts the Statute of Security to pieces, and John is the only one polite to the new tenant. In other words: in which Harry Potter moves to Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Evil Eye you say? by Skeren Dreamera reviews
In the time of the Sage of the Six Paths, the gods were a little more invested in humanity. For their own amusement that is.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 5,712 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Once Out of Nature by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco has been trapped in mirrors for so long that he remembers very little. But now there might, of all things, a chance of escape. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's All Madara's Fault by Lil' DeiDei reviews
It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Madara U., Team Seven - Complete
In Which Phoenix Hugs It Out With Edgeworth by Kaarina Helvete reviews
Set in the third game! You know that part where Edgeworth is blaming himself for Iris getting away, and how Phoenix thinks about "hugging it out" with him? Yes. Also I may have suggested Phoenix/Edgeworth at one point. Enjoy.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
the never titled by Imaginarivalued reviews
Prepare for the epic showdown! There are no words! What is this I don't even. -Spoilers ? for chapter 589.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Princess BrideAce Attorney Crossover by Kaarina Helvete reviews
Request of the Kink Meme. I took the movie script and filled it with as much Ace Attorney as I could 8I Enjoy.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Mia F. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Real Talking by Skeren Dreamera reviews
When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Sword of Solomon by Books of Change reviews
It's been years since Sherlock returned and yet John refuses update his blog. There was a reason for that. Like many things in their shared life, it has to do with a case—a case John doesn't want to write up. Post-TRF casefic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2012 - John W. - Complete
Bound by TwistedEnvisage reviews
What happened after the mission where Sasuke and Naruto got their hands stuck together by "foul" chakra? Two days of interesting interactions and struggling to hide a very strong lust. Two days of being inseparable. It couldn't be that bad, could it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Shadows by AlphaEph19 reviews
Shikamaru went to great lengths to avoid reaching his potential. But what if he had to choose between avoiding trouble, and growing strong to protect his friends? From out of the shadows, a new light will appear. Starts canon, ends very AU. *COMPLETE* *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,186 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Lucillia reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Postage Due by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Dreams Aren't Real by Dashel reviews
Naruto is dreaming about Sasuke every night. Is this a chance to make peace with his old friend before the end or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 153 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chiasmata by prone2dementia reviews
In which Harry Potter wages war on MI6 and terrorists, courts Jack Starbright, and adopts her charge Alex as his own—not in that order. And it's all Draco Malfoy's fault. Twoshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 406 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 4,480 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Same Difference by HoneydewKisses reviews
"When Natsume first comes into their class, Kitamoto thinks he's a little weird." A Kitamoto finds out about youkai story. Rated T for Nishimura's temper.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Kitamoto A., Takashi N. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bounty by Heaven's Eagle reviews
Force was never going to work. That wasn't the reason he left anyway. We know that now. I know how to bring him back. And I'm willing to sacrifice all of that - my life - to do it. After all, if he dies then what's my life worth anyway? Heirshipping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sanctum Sanctorum by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,584 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 3,389 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by AlexJanna reviews
After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,710 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Purposely Physical by Celianna reviews
Momoshiro and Kaidoh sure get physical a lot. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,268 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
The Last Request of Albus Dumbledore by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Albus Dumbledore is dead. His will details the distribution of his belongings and the Hogwarts Headship - but it does not include his final request - that Severus Snape guide, mentor and protect Harry Potter... AU, HBP, an experiment... ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Reads Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend by SideshowStarlet reviews
Umbridge comes across a copy of the fic "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend" and, believing it contains valuable information about the BWL, forces Hogwarts to listen to a reading of it. School-wide snarking and an unusual coming-out ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P.
Watch And Learn by hevaann reviews
A lesson in Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
Sheriff Laws by TheHalfDrunkMonkey reviews
Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Once Upon a Time in Seoul by Aya-dono reviews
The morning after the end of an international Go tournament is horrendously devoid of Go - but ripe with hangovers... Implications of AkiHika and others.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - K. Yeong-ha, Hikaru S. - Complete
The Unfortunate Event Of One Kiba Inuzuka by smartcat reviews
Shikamaru turned to look Kiba directly in the eye. "There are reasons why doors are locked, Inuzuka." Kiba rolled his eyes, "Oh please…it's Naruto. What could he possibly be doing other than eating ramen?" Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Name by ElfGrove reviews
Another one-shot in the same concept thread as "Later On" and "Weak". Takashi Natsume receives one final memory of his Grandmother Reiko as he returns the last name in the book to it's rightful Youkai owner.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Takashi N., Reiko N.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 5,750 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Words I Couldn't Say by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Sasuke has been in love with his best friend for years, but has kept it to himself, believing his feelings were unrequited. Sometimes, though, keeping something to yourself is the worst thing you can do. Yaoi NaruSasuNaru AU disclaimer inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 150,562 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enchanted Parchment by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape hold several private conversations using their pieces of enchanted parchment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus D., Severus S.
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reading Good Omens by spn-rules reviews
When Adam finds a mysterious manuscript entitled "Good Omens", he decides to show it to a certain angel and demon duo. Rated T for mild language nothing worse than what's in the book and C/A. Nothing too explicit.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011
The Duplicitous Nature of Chest Monsters by quidditchmum reviews
Harry seeks counsel after his chest monster rears its ugly head during an outing with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 239 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
He's The Sheriff's Son by TheHalfDrunkMonkey reviews
Derek just opened the door and walked inside pretending his pack mates hadn't just asked him to make a home porno with two barely legal males. Nothing said friendship like public humiliation.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 3 by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's summer holiday has been anything but fun. He's been treated like a common criminal by the Muggles. His circumstances don't begin to improve when he finally breaks out, for one of Voldemort's strongest supporters has likewise escaped, from
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,847 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 1 by Dethryl reviews
Suppose Draco Malfoy introduced himself before he started acting like an ass. What if he had asked Harry's name before insulting Hagrid? A friendly handshake in Madam Malkin's leads to an alternate but realistic universe which is eerily like the canon,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Room Four by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. "Draco's a ghost, so Harry doesn't know what his problem is anyway." Written for the HPdarkfest on livejournal - WARNINGS DETAILED INSIDE - PLEASE HEED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,726 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 7,383 - Follows: 1,564 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Stalking Scorpius Malfoy by Sara Holmes reviews
AS/S. The one where Ron gets it wrong about another Malfoy and ends up in an altercation with a doorframe. Written for the AS/S fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
A is for Anteater by laurelangel reviews
Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Convalescence by Liliath reviews
The coitus wasn't meant to be, not at all sweet; Sasuke has all of Naruto, Naruto all of Sasuke. But they're not ready. They start at the end and old wounds can't be mended yet. Tis a twisted tale that yearns for a happy ending. Heavy shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Newfound Memories by LightningHunter reviews
After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Vampire by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. There's something odd about L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2011 - L - Complete
Not Even Death by Lucillia reviews
DI Lestrade reflects on a family legend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Tango Just For Two by HolyToledo reviews
During the car ride back to wherever the hell Anathema lives; she makes some interesting inquiries about Crowley and Aziraphale. Aziraphale/Crowley.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
How to Make a Cup of Tea, by Dr J Watson by Phorcys reviews
To first make a cup of tea, you must have a tea pot unfortunately the last time John saw the tea pot it was filled with hazardous waste. Comic gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Rather Disturbing Disagreement by PhoenixDiamond reviews
After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Neverending Road by Leitbur reviews
Hikaru's journey through the world of the pros continues, facing opponents new and old as well as challenges of the heart. Takes place after the series ends.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 478,946 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006
On Rags and Other Things by Lucillia reviews
How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Basilisk by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Poppy P.
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Bad Pennies by Clodius Pulcher reviews
Adam Young dies. Repeatedly.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Adam Young, DEATH - Complete
Little Lost Spirit by ncfan reviews
She'll never forget the way he looked at her, the first time.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Fujiwara T., Takashi N. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Hands Full of Death by Bishie Huntress reviews
Naruto and Sasuke get into yet another fight. What is the outcome this time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 459 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hip Like Badass by RosaLui reviews
Crack. "I hate everything," said Sasuke, chugging more from the bottle. Sakura just fretted silently as Kakashi searched for the lost watermelon in the bushes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Fall Into by Bishie Huntress reviews
It was curious, really, how he'd come to be here. One day he was minding his own business, going about Team 7 missions as usual, and the next, he was fighting an ex-teammate/determined-not-to-be best friend/rival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5843 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Laying Claim by ncfan reviews
Since when has he been his human, and not his prey?
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Nyanko, Takashi N. - Complete
Partial Match by Lucillia reviews
An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold Cases by Lucillia reviews
The muggle police uncover a dark secret from the first war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unsure by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Adam is never sure what's real and what's not. Drabble.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Adam Young - Complete
The Truth About Suna by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Well, it's pretty much exactly what the title says. Sasuke unknowingly reveals the truth about Suna to Naruto. Just read it if you're bored or something. Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
VED by Lucillia reviews
When the ultimate test of purity drops by for a snack, Inuyasha learns that Kagome isn't quite as innocent as she appears.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Angry Angels by Moczo reviews
Michael and Lucifer meet to discuss the failed Apocalypse. Sort of.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Satan - Complete
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Spur of the Moment by LieutenantCrunch reviews
Harvey didn't see that car coming down the road. Mike did. Awkward hugging. Unbeta'd and written for a prompt on SuitsMeme
Suits - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R.
Standing Up by LieutenantCrunch reviews
The new guy at work went too far. Louis teaches him a lesson. Unbeta'd and written for a prompt on SuitsMeme. Rated for language.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Louis L. - Complete
An Unlikely Romance by Rizember reviews
Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Triage by Guile reviews
Take this sinking boat and point us home. We've still got time. Sakura time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,763 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sakura H.
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
This is by LadydemonLyn reviews
SasuNaru. Cussing. Sakura bashing. Naruto's mask is broken. He can't pretend to be what he tried to be. So what happens now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,116 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Crossroads by Loten reviews
Harry saw King's Cross when he died, before making his decision about which direction to take. What did Severus see, and what choice did he make while he was there? One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The odds and the End by hercat reviews
When Naruto confuses the regular summoning jutsu with the one to summon death, the consequences will be far reaching and unforgettable. Story is complete. Basic familiarity with the Narutoverse essential.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hofstadter Domestic Experiment by gyuumajo reviews
The head of the house reflects on what goes on under his roof and what he couldn't do to change it.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Leonard H., Mrs. Hofstadter - Complete
Mad Hatter's Adventure by ScarletTeaCup reviews
Mad Hatter finds out that Alice is back, he's not the only one. The Queen of Hearts wants to execute Alice. Hatter tries to find a way to get Alice home, but Alice said she doesn't know him or anyone in Wonderland, or been in Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Musical Universes by Lucillia reviews
A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Love by Lucillia reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Do You Find Me Attractive? by Caseyrocksmore reviews
Prompt fill: "I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness." Derek/Stiles
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P.
Outplayed by DYquem reviews
Kadowaki, Waya, Akira and even Touya Kouyo start comparing notes and Akira outplays Hikaru for information; The other pros start to realize just how outclassed they are by Akira and Hikaru.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,784 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010
An Act of Simple Devotion by Blame Brampton reviews
It's a age-old story. You fancy a boy and you think he fancies you. Sure there are problems – attacks on former Death Eaters, crazed tabloid journalists, evangelical references, and your girlfriend – but you have a cunning plan … HD/DM, 8th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Sides to a Face, or More by Ferrero reviews
With the Go club, he plays at their level. With the insei, he plays like one of them. With Touya, he plays as if they were rivals. Can he find his true hand when with every opponent he adjusts himself to suit them? AU.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,885 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Hikaru S.
First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Bend in the Road by waterpulse reviews
Shindou Hikaru is invited to Korea for an exchange program following the Hokuto Cup. Expansion on 'If the Pieces Fit'. Ko Yeong-ha/Shindou Hikaru
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,171 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Hikaru S.
train to nowhere by ncfan reviews
The train goes nowhere, yet everyone wants to ride it. /20 Spirited Away drabbles./
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
never that simple by ncfan reviews
What will it take to make you see? Sasuke isn't coming home. - Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
you look so fine by Michi the Killer reviews
"Losing his virginity was a bloody good time; waking up the next morning, however, next to a man's ribcage - that was a bloody bad time." Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Crack!Horror. Dark humor abounds. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Never Entirely Free by ncfan reviews
This is what he waits for. - Sai, Danzo -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sai, Danzō S. - Complete
Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Golden by ncfan reviews
Okay, Shikamaru will admit it: he's partial to blondes. Gen. and pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Portraiture by troisroyaumes reviews
Touya Kouyou's would-be biographer uncovers a mystery.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - K. Tōya, Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
The Charlatans of Circumstance by LawliPop reviews
Lelouch's fear sprung from his belief that a woman would develop feelings for him if she acted as his fiancée. Which is why he hires another man to play the part instead. / AU! SuzakuxLelouchxSuzaku.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,548 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Unvarnished Truth by ncfan reviews
As far as the Kyuubi's concerned, Naruto is the biggest idiot he has ever met. Mock fic. Spoilers for 538.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Their Daily Lovely Bickering by Fourangers reviews
The "cute" and certainly "healthy" relationship between Sasuke and Naruto. Drabbles that describes their "romance" and "words of love" between those two hard-headed morons. SasuNaruSasu, the unabridged version.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 32,454 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brilliance Tarnished by kk-twin reviews
Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,573 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Cyclic Dilemma by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. The reason why Cloud has all his memories in Duodecim, and Sephiroth doesn't.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Lavender by ncfan reviews
God, that dress. - Baki, Temari -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Baki, Temari - Complete
Onslaught by ncfan reviews
A steel lily.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Eowyn - Complete
Colourless Vanity by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Same Coin by Multiversity reviews
Actually, this is The Batman, not just Batman./The Laughing Bat: What if Batman didn't make it in time, and the Joker got away as the new Batman?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
How to Play the Hand of God by karistarz reviews
Hikaru achieves what Sai never could. One-shot.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Divide and Conquer by A Mistake reviews
Divide et impera might be a classic move, but L had to admit that it was nowhere near outdated. Crackfic, with a genderbent Light due to an Act of God. The result of a plot bunny that wouldn't go away after I finished reading Silver Pard's "Adaptation"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,316 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y., L
Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Rebirth by manywheels reviews
Naruto's method of dealing with his dark half goes a little differently, but in the future he's forced to undo it. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruto U. - Complete
As His Heart Lied by TheEvilPeaches reviews
Sakura decided that everything was better before Sasuke was dragged home. Now, instead of seeing Naruto happy, she is watching him break himself in half trying to make the ex-missing nin happy. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,515 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Captured souls by bevino reviews
There's a wind chime not far from my grave. I like the sound it makes, the soothing sound that are more than the sound of old farts yelling at me or telling me dirty jokes. It makes me feel alive. AU, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kunoichi or a Girl? by ncfan reviews
Sakura is told that she's considered too scary to date. Her reaction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Exacting by ncfan reviews
-Kakashi, Gai- There's one way Kakashi will always lose to Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reap the Whirlwind by Ozzallos reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Appear by ncfan reviews
-Naruto, Naruko- A girl's body ought not to be needed to get others to look at him, except it is and Naruto doesn't know what to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
to arrive where we started by ncfan reviews
-Ino, Sakura- Sasuke was always more important to Sakura than he was to Ino, it seems.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
All is Not Well by ncfan reviews
-Fred, George, Percy, Molly- Molly was the only one in the family who could never tell them apart and Percy was the only one who always could.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Foxed! Beware of the über cuteness by Fourangers reviews
Naruto was accidentally trapped into a jutsu and now has acquired a fox form! What is Sasuke supposed to do to protect the dobe from crazy squealing fangirls? SasuNaruSasu. sorta cracky
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keep Your Enemies Closer by oliver.snape reviews
Two stubborn wizards are stuck together trying to kill Voldemort for good. The Wizarding world thinks he's already dead, and Snape & Harry discover that Dumbledore didn't quite have all the answers. At least, not the right ones. No Romance, gen/brotherly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
time for a funeral by ncfan reviews
-Konan, Naruto- "What's it like to be loved like that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Konan, Naruto U. - Complete
True nature of the Jutsu by tears of a mermaid reviews
Uzumaki Naruto! I hear by sentance you to one year in this form!" You would of thought that I, Uzumaki Naruto, would of been smart enough to not of done the sexy jutsu in front of Obaa-chan Tsunade...Apparently not. Why is it always me? Yaoi Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,961 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Life as a TeddyBear by JerriJames88 reviews
Hinata recieves a teddy bear as the last gift from her mother, the story is from the teddy bears pov and shows the trials and tribulations hinata has to go through...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hinata H.
It's Never Spring by QuEen0fs0ng reviews
Mother's Day is coming up and Natsume is thinking if it's acceptable to get Touko something since she's the closest thing to a mother he's ever had. It's a cute "finding where you belong" fic and I think it fits nicely with the characters! give it a shot!
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Takashi N., Fujiwara T. - Complete
Uzumakiphilia by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
One-shot. Sasuke learned many things from Orochimaru, one being paraphilia's-fetishes. No lemon, just a little teaser. Sasuke-centered, Naruto's not there but he's the love interest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Of Missions and Men by Rasengan22 reviews
The night before they set out for a mission, Sasuke and Naruto come to terms with some new feelings. Slice of life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Schooled by hollyivy7 reviews
Moody always warned him to keep every situation in mind. Eliminate no possible outcome, no matter how ridiculous. So when Harry finds himself flung a few decades back into Tom Riddle's time and tricked into taking the DADA position, he's prepared. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Cat Chronicles by Nekocin reviews
Series of related and unrelated drabbles concerning funny situations surrounding Nyanko-sensei.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Nyanko
Sexiled by tohru-chan62442 reviews
Nicky has a great solution to on ongoing problem. Rated T because-come on, it's Avenue Q.
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Nicky - Complete
Stepping Stones by Erriel reviews
Snapshots and short stories from the life of Akira Touya.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Akira T.
Hikaru's Phoenix by harunekonya reviews
In this Alternate Universe the Hikago characters are preoccupied with shamanic magic instead of go. Think Tokyo Babylon, not Shaman King. AkiHika.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,469 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/11/2006
Minuet by Lucillia reviews
Spelling mistakes sometimes have interesting consequences in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
First Trip On A Ferris Wheel by Sinnatious reviews
Natori takes Natsume on a Ferris wheel for the first time. Natsume is suspicious. One-shot.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Takashi N., Natori S. - Complete
Worthy of a Name by harunekonya reviews
Misuzu has waited long enough. He plots- with the intention of turning Natsume into someone worthy of holding his name.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Nyanko, Takashi N. - Complete
Filling the Void by goldencompass reviews
Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,002 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Friends, You Need Them by Miss DarkAuthoress Blackrose reviews
One-Shot Because no matter what happens, you need them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Renewal by Atoms and Elements reviews
Sasuke's always been infatuated with power, it was just never assumed to this extent... OOC Sasuke-slightly. Suggestive themes and foul language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hands' Meaning by Mede reviews
Akira wanted a rival. In walked Shindou Hikaru, abrupt, abrasive, brilliant... and refusing to care. Not everyone's life is a game.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Twilight Princess: Aftermath by harunekonya reviews
The Hero's duties should have ended when he saved Hyrule, but the nobility, once again embroiled in politics, have other plans.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,879 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Link
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
bitter reunions by ncfan reviews
-Naruto, Sasuke- Like this, always?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of My Life by Fifi McFu reviews
Naruto REALLY wants to go on a date with Sasuke. Slightly crack, NaruSasuNaru, no smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unstoppable by demonicnargles reviews
In which Naruto achieves mastery of two, and only two, jutsu. In which Naruto has a great deal of chakra. In which Naruto is unstoppable. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lynchpin by demonicnargles reviews
In which Jiraiya makes a critical mistake, thus thwarting Akatsuki once and for all. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
The Very Obvious Relationship by Moonlight Memories reviews
No matter how hard they try, it is hard to hide their relationship. "I still top you though," said Shindo. There is a funny look on his face. Is that a leer? HikaruAkira
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Parseltongue by Hazel Sage reviews
A collection of multiple people's reactions to Harry being a Parselmouth. First up is Piers Polkiss, next is Ginny Potter, future chapters have been thought of; updates will be sporadic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P.
Courtship for Dummies by Lime Daiquiri reviews
Allen disagrees with the rest of the Order, God doesn't love him, otherwise why would he be forced to 'woo' Kanda at gun point, figuratively speaking, by a crazy and overprotective General. AllenxKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,559 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naruto's Anger by D4ncingD4wn reviews
Why was it always Gaara? It seems the world is against him, except for Naruto. *Spoiler for episode 19 shippuuden* two chapter mini drabble. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Diffrent FairyTale by the-hidden-side reviews
Once a great evil rose up and spread unchecked until it found its way to the door of a small boy who was unafraid. A different look at the story of Naruto and Gaara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto Reborn:Sasuke Uchiha by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 351,064 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4740 - Favs: 9,871 - Follows: 11,350 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Modern Warfare by peroxidepest17 reviews
If Hiruma is like a bomb then Mamori is like an EOD technician.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
The Lost Boys by Elizabeth.M.Kelli reviews
Somehow Harry Potter, Severus Snape, and Tom Riddle Jr. have found themselves in the same orphanage. Harry and Severus have no idea how they got there, and Tom doesn't know how the other two arrived in his room. Oh, and did I mention that they're eleven?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,785 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
To Fight for a BadGuy by Golumfryingeggs reviews
Sometimes the people you hate the most are the people you need to save. Batman, Joker, Mr. Freeze, Riddler and Penguin. Beta Reader Crisis Project from ch 11 to 16.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Uneasy Coexistence by Decembers-Coldest-Rain reviews
AU; In which the sexually repressed gay boy falls in love with his overly heterosexual roommate. They say you find yourself in college. Hikaru/Akira
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,143 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hikaru S., Akira T.
Not in my Job Description by Juura99 reviews
Give me rabid animals! Give me crazy, psycho assassins! Give me BABYSITTING DUTIES! Anything...Give me anything!ANYTHING BUT THIS! Three-shot. Written in the same style as Peaceful. Sasuke POV. T for language. R&R if you dare!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Meet Me Under the Mistletoe by GeminiScar reviews
X-Mas One shot. Kakashi has decided that Team 7 needs to learn about forgein customs and has them all over at Iruka's to celebrate Christmas. NAruto loves everything about the holiday, save for one little tradition. SasuNaru Will be edited 26th Decembr
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beast Calls to Beast by ShirouHokuto reviews
Naruto and Gaara, the children of monsters. Written for a prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - [Naruto U., Gaara] - Complete
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Reality that Only We Know by amechan87 reviews
Natsume is always in trouble. Who's going to save him if Nyanko-Sensei isn't around? MAY contain SPOILERS up to ch 42 and Matoba's arc comes later. Enjoy Reading! COMPLETED
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,879 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Takashi N., Natori S. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Clashing of Fang and Claw by Sgt. Nolisten reviews
Harry had trained with Sirius to be an Animagus after his third year, and now has an Animagus form. But what is it? And how will this affect his first task?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Harry P.
Her Love, His Regrets by Sindie reviews
This is not canon-compliant. What if Harry stumbled upon Snape while he was weeping over Lily's letter at Grimmauld Place?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You Were Nothing Like Him by DarkQueenDraconite reviews
Kakashi reflects about Naruto, Minato, and his ambivalent feelings for both. NON-YAOI. "Finally, I learned the most important lesson of all, thanks to you, Naruto. You were never Minato-sensei."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Indigo Mommet by Beldam reviews
Batman had been in many bad situations over the years. Usually, everything he needed to solve them was somewhere on his belt. So why he suddenly needed the Joker's help to protect the Gotham the clown was on a mission to destroy, he'd never know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,646 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
WHOA WHUT? by Lilbakasaru reviews
Shin awalys did have a thing for anatomy ShinxSena implied shounen-ai, and Shin's wandering hands...
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
What Isn't Broken, Can Still Be Fixed by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,380 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H., Iruka U. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ready Them Binoculars! by smartcat reviews
The kunoichi of the Leaf are quite handy with a set of binoculars and apparently aren't immune to nosebleeds. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Everything I Know I Learned From CLAMP by Sakura414 reviews
It's the truth; The four women known as CLAMP have taught me more than my own school teachers. Here are some of the valuable life lessons I have learned from them, and ways that they have spread their vast wealth of knowledge to me.
Clamp - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010
True by Canadino reviews
Albus Severus and Scorpius get into an argument about the existance of true love. Which is a pretty deep topic since they're both still twelve. ASS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Mission In a Blizzard by smartcat reviews
Shino, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba and Shikamaru are stuck in a cramped cave while on an ANBU mission. I'll let your imagination take it from there. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touya Hikaru by Pure Shikon reviews
Hikaru is having family issues. His father-Touya Meijin- is a well known Go player while Hikaru is a soccer nut. Is there a way for them to bridge the gap with the help of a ghostly friend? And what's become of Akira? No HikaxOC or Mary-Sue.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,428 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hikaru S., K. Tōya - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Task by Lucillia reviews
It was a grim task, but Professor Sprout was determined to get it done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/13/2010 - P. Sprout - Complete
Wary by Ms. Mumpsimus reviews
Someone was messing with Kanda's hair. "Hmm… You actually look pretty hot. Nice hairstyle, Kanda."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Gaara: Maniac Girl of the Desert by Hentai Hater reviews
She finds Naruto and decides to keep him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 422 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Umi Sen Yama Sen by KT-chan88 reviews
Legend has it that if a snake lives in the sea for a thousand years and in the mountains for a thousand years, it would eventually become a dragon. Time Travel Very cracky, if you think one over powered Naruto is bad, I have six. Possibly one shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Playing the Fool by NinthFeather reviews
For Yuki's sake, Kakeru was willing to play the fool. A oneshot Yuki/Kakeru friendship fic with a few minor spoilers.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kakeru M., Yuki S. - Complete
Suck It by L'eau reviews
"God dammit, Sprout! Either you shut up and suck on your damn lollipop or I swear to high heaven that I'll give you something else to suck on!" T for language. Super short crack fic fueled by sugar. Yullen. Happy birthday, Ama-sama.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Private Instruction by harunekonya reviews
Ko Yeongha goes to Kuwabara-sensei for some private instruction.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2010 - H. Kuwabara - Complete
In Retrospect It's Obvious by Lisa Telramor reviews
"Dark, have you ever noticed something...off about Hiwatari-kun?" Daisuke is having a normal day, when he has a realization. He's surrounded by stalkers. Sometimes it takes time for the pieces to click. Mentions of onesided Satodai
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
There Was Once A Boy by Atoms and Elements reviews
There was once a boy named Uzumaki Naruto. He was a very lonely boy, with a very lonely heart; and as he set out on a journey to achieve two goals, he ended up achieving one he never knew he had. Character death-quite sad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's Afraid Of The Knockerman? by Virtuella reviews
Cuddy is trapped after a mine accident.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Cuddy - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Off the Market by Rose Unspindle reviews
Juta may not know it, but his former girlfriends do!
Otomen/オトメン(乙男) - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Tachibana J. - Complete
Possibly a Bad Idea by Raykushi reviews
2 boys plus vodka equals slurred speech and arguments. Drabblefic, done for the HnG Dreamwidth Drabblefest. Word count: 868
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Devil to blackmail by Tashenka reviews
A decent piece of blackmail is had to get... Oneshot
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
In Theory by Raykushi reviews
Why Shindou and Touya are not allowed to do game commentary on live TV ever again. Drabblefic, done for the HnG Dreamwidth Drabblefest. Word count: 335
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Seven Days by Cairnsy reviews
Natsume places himself at the mercy of the elements when he agrees to watch over a tiny shrine for seven days.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Nyanko, Takashi N. - Complete
Three Days by Cairnsy reviews
Madara doesn't like the cold, and neither does Natsume.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Nyanko, Takashi N.
Apocalypse by harunekonya reviews
Disaster strikes. Akira and Hikaru struggle to find a way back.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Catnip by letmeupme reviews
A series of cat-related drabbles. Chapter Five:Continuation of Grey. Chapter Six:A meeting of a child and a kitten in the streets of Heian.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Taking Advantage by InkWave reviews
Even Akira Touya can panic when prompted, especially when it concerns Hikaru Shindou. Too bad though, he paniced for the wrong reasons ... Akira/Hikaru This means Shounen Ai. Reread if you like it, please review
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Beds by murderofonerose reviews
Inspired by the book's comments that, first, the beds plural in Crowley's flat are always made, and that, second, there is one and only one bedroom.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lessons Returned by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to Kinesthetic Learners. Harry returns the favor. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lost Boys by Bil reviews
AU. Perhaps it was the whimper that broke through the boy's fear, the evidence that Severus was as human and broken as he. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Animalistic Behavior by Samairi reviews
Naruto wasn’t sure when it began, but he did remember a time, when the pupils of his eyes had not yet become slitted, that a squirrel yelled at him for shaking his tree.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 397 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 898 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Indecent Proposal by need-coffee reviews
Shin decides to act on his feelings. Just a short drabble involving crack and a somewhat socially dysfunctional Shin, so nothing unusual for this manga
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Shin S. - Complete
Living the Bad Ass Way by kyaru-chan reviews
There is more than one way to learn magic, and more than one place to learn it in. When an unexpected death occurs, Death himself encounters Harry Potter and takes pity on him. From a life of neglect, Harry forms bonds he never thought possible...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 270 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P.
In His Shadow by H.E. Gray reviews
Lie the Hounds of War . A young Naruto remembers his past, altering the intended future. Who is he, really?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Natural Selection by Aishuu reviews
After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Crystal Hyena by Unbidden-Angel reviews
As punishment for touching a sacred artifact, the Joker is turned into an animal. What happens when Bruce Wayne adopts him? Will contain slash in later chapters. Hyena!Joker. T for now but will go up in later chapters.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Sleep Tight by Fifi McFu reviews
The final face off. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lights Out by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he's going to really wish he'd not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intelligence by TsukinoKakera reviews
How did Yuuko get all the information and detail about Watanuki without Watanuki sharing it to her? Obviously she had use one of the items in her Treasure House.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - K. Watanuki - Complete
Off by Lucillia reviews
While Harry never knew quite what, there had always been something a little off about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Odd Behaviour by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sneaky Snake by lferg reviews
Dumbledore has decided that he needs to save as many Slytherins as possible! How will he do it? A mandatory re-sorting! Will it work or will it back fire?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P.
I'd Know You Anywhere by trulywicked reviews
After many failed attempts to fool his fangirls, Sasuke finally finds a way to avoid them, it seems to fool everyone else too. Naruto knows Sasuke even through the disguise but keeps quiet, which leads to new feelings on the part of both shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
My Last Smile by Miss DarkAuthoress Blackrose reviews
One-shot. Songfic to Linkin Park's Numb. In his final hour, Sasuke did something nobody would ever see him do. Rated due to the content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
The Scars that Words have Carved on Me by Imbrii reviews
Watanuki, through careless words, causes Doumeki to be stolen away by a kami. It's up to Watanuki to save him, navigating the confusing Other World where not everything is as it seems. Implied WatanukixDoumeki. Spoilers for up to ch140 or so.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Snack by Miss Shad reviews
Watanuki is very hungry, and Mokona is being annoying. This does not bode well for Mokona. Complete and utter crack written in an attempt to soothe a bout of writer's block.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2010 - K. Watanuki, Mokona - Complete
Be a Bit More Dense by Tossino reviews
Allen is gloomy and Timcanpy tries to cheer him up. And decides to play matchmaker while at it. AllenxLenalee, Allena, AllenLena
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Chasing Naruto by DarkQueenDraconite reviews
Sasuke had sworn he would throw himself off a cliff before he became a fanboy. After all, he hated his fangirls. But unfortunately, Sasuke found himself reduced to one because of one Uzumaki Naruto. And that person...happened to be dating Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Allen's History of the 'F' Word by AmarantineOct.3'11 reviews
When Lenalee hears a word she believes to be English, she goes to Allen for help figuring out what the word means. Implied Yullen. Heavy use of the F word, and is therefore rated T. I believe M is to be saved for Lemons.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Allen Walker - Complete
Replica by TwinEnigma reviews
The platoon sent to retrieve Sasuke seems to have succeeded, in a manner of speaking, but all is not right. Solving this mystery may prove troublesome for the Rookie Nine. Who is behind this? Madara, Danzo or forces more sinister? Now Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,256 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2010
Valentine Suicidal Wish by PeoMich reviews
Valentines Day was enjoyed by everyone, except Lenelee whose dateless for the Ball cause evryone knew the dangers of attending with her. Everyone except for Allen the new guy. So what happens when his only hope might be the anit-social Samurai. Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Past Reflections by DragonWolfStar reviews
The Mirror of Erised doesn't show first-year Harry Potter his family. In fact, he doesn't recognize the image at all. But the reflection sparks something in his soul, and Harry starts remembering a life that isn't his. NO pairings w/Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Minato N.
Wish Upon A Shooting Star by DarkQueenDraconite reviews
Sasuke thinks and regrets about him and Naruto, and wishes that perhaps, in the next world, things will be different. Slight SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Back and Forward by Groves of the Pass'd reviews
My name is Nougami Neuro I and can remember everything. From my mother, to my demon companions. My childhood, growing up, when I realized that my hunger could never be satisfied. The strain I took on coming to the Overworld, and the many people I've met.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Neuro N. - Complete
Golem Competition by Angel Fantasy reviews
Timcampy and Atuda each believe themselves to be better than the other, and their target Allen is stuck dealing with the onslaught of molestation that follows the silent challenge. Chap 197 spoilers!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Timcanpy, Allen Walker - Complete
The Art and Science by JustAnotherDude reviews
Naruto's father was known as a genius of Fuuinjutsu. What if, at a young age, Naruto had been pushed to study the art of sealing?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Heroes and Their Adversaries by Flocculate reviews
ONE-SHOT: A hero is nothing without an adversary. Post-war, ignores HBP & DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Camaraderie Has Limits Too by duchess-susan reviews
The Watch are sent on a management course. A residential course. A sequel to 'Comradeship Has Limits', but they can be read seperately. Rated extremely cautiously.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Sam Vimes, Angua
Tales from Konoha by Nex-thanarak reviews
A collection of stories about the people we love in Leaf Village and the Shinobi World. Most of them are one-shots, although if I find a story line worth exploring I might write sequels. And mostly humorous, but I go where my muse takes me.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010
The Dobe and Teme Chronicles by Twisted Vixen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have the strangest ways of showing each other that they care. Probably because both are dense when it comes to their feelings. My own personal challenge based on 50 random words. 1 word for each chapter. SasuNaruSasu yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One Week by blinkblink reviews
Magic Kaitou. "A round of questions. Seven days, seven questions. Anything you like, barring the one that I can't answer. I'll tell the truth, kaitou's honour." Kaito/Aoko.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kaito K., Aoko N. - Complete
Pining For the Fjords by Viridian Magpie reviews
Shindou can't do *anything* like a normal person. That includes dying. written for blind go
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Butterfly Effect by Laurus Nobilis reviews
A collection of fics about Clow and Yuuko.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 35,771 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Yuuko I.
Regression by Bil reviews
It is not only the war that changed things: Severus himself is no longer what he was and that changes everything. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Eternal Rivals, Eternal Friends by morningdawn202 reviews
Waya, Isumi, and Nase by chance come across a interview on TV that answers a question that they have all wondered about for years.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
a street map to liberty city by the hikikomori life reviews
Yuuko's an ass-kicking, name-taking mob boss with a vested interest in keeping the orphaned nobody, Watanuki Kimihiro, alive. To that end, she's hired a certain Doumeki Shizuka to be his bodyguard. Organized crime AU. Currently incomplete.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki
Summer Days by Pandagirl820 reviews
It's hot, and Watanuki hates the fact that his store doesn't have an air conditioner! It's my first time writing shonen-ai stuff, so please give me a break. Oh yeah, and some one-sided ish DouWata. Hope you enjoy!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Chance Meeting by Lucillia reviews
Fujiwara no Sai and Abe no Seimei bump into each-other in Tokyo.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Riding on Dragons by copperflame reviews
Set about two years after Talking to Dragons... Behold the Quest for the Royal Stick! This story's from the POV of a cat, and I'll warn you now, if brainless princes and lavender fairies terrify you, you may not want to read it. Enjoy!
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,686 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/13/2005
The Price by flacedice reviews
There is always a price to pay. Spoilers chapter 204
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everyday Spectacle by MissMarieMay reviews
It wasn't an everday spectacle to see Sena tired at morning practice and not tired from waking up early, but doing some vigorous training with a certain linebacker the night before. It isn't like that you pervs! Sexual implications ShinSena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sena K., Shin S. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 5,969 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
March Out of the Darkness by Lady Lanera reviews
Plagued by the events from last June, Severus Snape starts his new position as Headmaster. Not all are glad about his new job, though. 7th year Harry Potter's come for one thing, to kill Snape. Things don't exactly go according to plan, though, for Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Forever, Not Long At All by Mede reviews
Because she didn't wake up new the next morning and stop resenting her family and the world's unfairness, and she didn't just let it end after thirteen hours with the Labyrinth or its King―and they found that worked for them.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Wisdom of Drunks by prone2dementia reviews
Harry and Draco get drunk. There are consequences. 'Nuff said? A sequel to Fear of One's Own Darkness, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fifty or so by ButtonWolf reviews
A few random mini-fics of WatanukiXDoumeki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
A Way to Find a Friend by KuroHime27 reviews
Five year after his disappearance, Sai's been given a chance to visit Hikaru. But Hikaru can no longer hear his voice. So, with the assistance of Natsume Takashi and the cat Nyanko-sensei, Sai's out to find Hikaru! Crossover with Natsume Yujinchou
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Fujiwara no Sai
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Trading Places by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour, Jutsu Gone Awry. Rated for sexual situation. Within seconds Naruto is on his feet, twisting this way and that and slapping his hands to his face to discover just how much he should be freaking out. Sasuke's already done this bit so waits for Naruto to get it over with.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Epitome of Cool by pinkhearts97 reviews
Without his coolness, Drake thinks his life would be nothing. But is that really true?
Drake & Josh - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Drake P. - Complete
Yami by Giant Cleaver reviews
Time Travel. Instead of becoming part of Naruto, Dark Naruto is given a chance at life. Regrettably, it isn't the life he has in mind, because he is stuck in the Land of Whirlpool, prisoner to a woman named Uzumaki Mito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 399 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Naruto U., Mito U.
My Duty's To the Law by Misto4Ever reviews
Inspector Javert immediatly names a woman he found on the street as a prostitute only to be embaressed when he realizes he was mistaken. Javert/OC
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2010
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Not Exactly Friends by Kuchiki-koo reviews
Kanda-dono is injured, and Allen-dono is acting...strangely. But then again, they are just friends. They have to be just friends. Toma's POV. Any more would ruin the story. ONESHOT
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
As Events Dictate by Ololon reviews
In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Drumknott, Death - Complete
Murderer by Lucillia reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Obliviated Marriage by Lucillia reviews
Harry Potter inherits a vault belonging to a certain someone, and learns that his parents' marriage had not been quite what it seemed. However, it wasn't quite what Harry thought it was either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Again shall I be born by Sarah Koh reviews
Nathan, Sanada, and the demon fox in Nathan's head. It's hard to let go. Reincarnation!AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Seen Through Closed Eyes by ASifFiction reviews
Mokona had always seen something between them; but when it happened, he didn't see anything at all. What he heard, however, was enough to make him go "Meyko!". DouWata oneshot, yaoi. By request.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Growing Together by Fujiwara no Seimei reviews
Hikaru and Akira live together, but it's not easy. While Waya and Isumi can offer advice, it's up to Hikaru to solve the mounting difficulties between them. Hikaru x Akira, Waya x Isumi. Strong language, shounen-ai, adult themes ch4 and 5. Complete.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,096 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Sea of Souls by AkaiTsume reviews
Heaven sucks, even if Sasuke is the only person in the universe who'd think so. Humor, crack!fic, friendship!fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Illaria by Lady Salazar reviews
Harry Potter and his maternal grandfather were very alike. Pity they weren't actually related. Henry Evans meets the mother of his second child. AU oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
Shakespeare's 'Satoshi and Daisuke' by Azalee reviews
or : Daisuke's Further Embarrassment As The Female Lead In The School Play. The class has decided to play 'Romeo & Juliet' this year and Daisuke wasn't even surprised to be cast as Hiwatari's female love interest. Again. Technically SatoDai
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
All in a Day's Work by psychekatatnvptisi reviews
One-shot. Sena hopes for practice to end. Some teammates take his interests to heart.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sena K., Shin S. - Complete
Career Options by Double reviews
The war was over, but Harry never walked out of his nightmares. With Voldemort gone, what he feared nobody could guess. But something was horribly wrong, and Malfoy hated this new Potter who spoke to him with no rage. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Under My Skin by Ookami-Shoujo reviews
Sakura always wished she could understand what her other teammates go through with their haunted eyes and hidden pain. As the saying goes, “Be careful what you wish for.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sakura H.
Semaförekompanie by PotassiumNickelIron reviews
The Smoking GNU find something better to do with their lives, only to waste it. Pity. Silly Terry Pratchett thing I did thinking about electronic music while reading Guards, Guards! Enjoy. Set Post-Going Postal, Pre-Making Money
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Angua - Complete
Guess How Much I Love You by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
Sasuke tries to show his brother how much he loves him, and Itachi promptly retaliates. Nothing more then brotherly love, kind of sad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Definition of Home by oliver.snape reviews
Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,829 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tea for Two by Oroburos69 reviews
Batman balances on the fine line of sanity everyday. But there's a limit to every man's endurance.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Triple Chocolate Demon's Pound Cake by Citca-Kun reviews
A series of unrelated Drabbles focusing on the Demon Detective agency. Filled with laughs, love, and loss. Multiple characters, Multiple settings. Oh Hiatus.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Which Doumeki Makes A Vow by Kluddle reviews
Doumeki wants to know what Watanuki was talking about. ON HAITUS. :
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Theology by duchess-susan reviews
Vimes, Carrot, Reg, Dorfl and Visit discuss religion and Dibbler sausages. One-shot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dorfl - Complete
God's Reward by Fujiwara no Seimei reviews
Touya Kouyo has been granted the reward of hosting the ghost of Fujiwara no Sai-but for a limited time. As Akira grows closer to Hikaru as they manage Sai's time and games, Hikaru will need him even more when he has to say goodbye to Sai a second time.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Akira T., Hikaru S.
The Thing by AmazingGrace36 reviews
Complete! After a trip to Little Whinging to satisfy his curiosity, Severus returned to Hogwarts sporting a present from the Boy-Who-Lived… drool and bogies. And Potter, only sixteen-months-old, had already earned himself a detention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Miss Mary Sue by Flocon de Neige reviews
Be careful with your actions, it could lead to your imminent doom.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Allen Walker - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 628 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Fever by Elric-Chan reviews
Naruto," Sasuke whispered into the blonde's ear with a soft, sultry voice. "I could kill you right now, you know." SasuNaru limeish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catch by deleerium reviews
Watanuki never asks why. It's not part of their routine. For time line reference, I imagine this occurs at some point shortly before chapter 203/4 - no spoilers, though.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
The Discworld Dead by duchess-susan reviews
Various dead and evil characters from the Disc find themselves stuck together in the afterlife. Don't expect a serious piece of fanfiction-just a flight of madness.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Reacher Gilt, Jonathan T.
Spending the Night by InkWave reviews
Hikaru spends the night at Akira's house after a GO game runs late. But Akira's got a little more than he can handle with the semi-conscious Hikaru, forcing him to be a little more honest with himself about his feelings. Aki/Hik 2nd chap explores more
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,046 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hikaru S., Akira T.
Keep a Watchful Eye by starlesscity reviews
Naruto gets severely injured saving Sasuke’s life on a mission.He's still in the hospital three weeks after the incident;the only way he’s allowed out is if someone takes care of him.Sasuke is offering himself up for the task,but what's the catch?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,243 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Undead Secrets by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Comradeship Has Limits by duchess-susan reviews
Nobby has caused a riot and now the Watch are trapped with only each other for company. So basically lots of Watchmen, Beti, and Vimes has a limited supply of cigars.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Nobby N. - Complete
A fox knows a lot but his hunter knows him by Mellorine-sama reviews
Worried for Naruto, Tsunade asks help from someone who, she knows it, will be able to handle him. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Changes V1 by Aussie-Samurai reviews
Yuuko Ichihara, an assumed name for a woman whose past is clouded in mystery, but who was she?
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Yuuko I., Himawari K. - Complete
Behind the Badge by Clayton Overstreet reviews
I like to think of this as the Changing of the Guard...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - "Stoneface" Vimes, Om - Complete
The Fourth Wall in the Room by Oroburos69 reviews
The Joker sees more than he should.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
H I Z O U by TheLastWatanagashi reviews
What defines a precious object? Must it glow and glitter, stand above all else, singularly amazing in all aspects? Or does is nothing more necessary than an unknowable, deeply embedded quality, one of unexplainable irresistibity? Reader Insert!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I.
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Missing Pieces by RosaLui reviews
PostSeries. When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
About A Boy by Quillslinger reviews
On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shisui U., Ao - Complete
Lefty by MS-Manuscript reviews
It all started with realizing that he used a different hand than his father. He'd always been different, all his life, in every way shape and form. One shot, drabble.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Suteki na Shiawase by Twelf Bell reviews
Watanuki gets a DS from Doumeki and there's a game on it. He plays and finds out it's a sim date rpg - AND the character looks like him! "Do you love me?" is the last question. Watanuki is stuck. :DouWata: Drabble from Cat's Out of the Bag COMPLETED!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Parseltongue Perversion by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He Never Saw Them Watching Him by wife-chan reviews
10 people who watched Gai without being noticed. 10 people who could have helped, but didn't. 10 times Gai went on with his life without knowing they cared; one way or another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Gai M.
Sticks in a Bundle by 1917farmgirl reviews
“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.” - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Heartbeat by Hiki-chan reviews
ONESHOT! SASUNARU. NON-AU. Sasuke took Naruto’s hand. “…In the end, I couldn’t leave you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just to see your face by El loopy reviews
Beware a bored Dark. He likes to play tricks. Mild SatoxDai. Oneshot.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Insanity as a Selling Point by Anyjen reviews
Meet Whatanookie. No, he is not a noodle with glasses; that's just the way he's drawn. Meet Duhmeki. When they were handing out personalities, he was busy raiding the kitchen. PARODY! Because sometimes, we need to laugh at what we love.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - K. Watanuki
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Really Matters by ErithEl reviews
What if Sasuke was the one who saw Naruto being beat up by Karui instead of Sai? From chapter 454 and 455. Just a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perverts Anonymous by Rizember reviews
The perverts of Konoha, ie everyone, are forced to get professional help or die trying. Humour, stuff, unnecessary explosions... Possible continuation. COMPLETE...for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Invisible Circle by SenpaiKohaiDanna reviews
Sometimes your blind to the obvious because what you want is blocking you from seeing what you have.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Silence by Diane Long reviews
Spoilers past English published manga! The shop has succession plans....
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Naruto Should Know Better than to Listen to Gossip by misshris18 reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha; Naruto is promptly declared one of his parole officers by Tsunade. How will he survive Sasuke moving into his flat for the next 6 to 18 months? And why should he never listen to a word that comes out of Sai's mouth? Slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scented Candles by Porticulis reviews
Because there are some things that just aren't the same without that special something.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2010 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
It's All an Act, You Know by slr2moons reviews
Kyuu isn't as innocent and clueless as he lets on. He has Ryuu wrapped around his finger, and Ryuu doesn’t have the slightest idea.
Detective School Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Kyuu, Ryuu - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 8,691 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
And So They Fall by RosaLui reviews
Uchiha Sasuke died three years, eleven months, and nineteen days after leaving the village of Konoha. He died saving his best friend. Deathfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sexy No Jutsu by Anafun reviews
Naruto uses Sexy no Jutsu in an attempt to distract Sasuke during their fight but something goes wrong… and it isn’t without any consequences!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Last Straw by chibikaty reviews
Vetinari has already made Vimes become a commander, a knight, an ambassador, and a duke. There's nothing left he can do. Right?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Turnabout Turnabout by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
AJ spoilers. Edgeworth pokes his nose in his friend and rival's business. "Though I did read in the tabloids that Herr Wright and you were more than mere courtroom rivals. Childhood friends, ja? I imagine his downfall has a slight sting to it."
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magic Unleashed by Sooner90 reviews
Harry was rescued from the ruins of the cottage in Godric's Hollow by the family elf. His is raised in seclusion with only the house elf and a ribald portrait for company. Follow Harry as he learns about magic and life outside his sheltered hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,334 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P.
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Pointless by Robias reviews
After Hikaru's family's phone bill has sky-rocketed, Akira agrees to learning how to use IRC channels to chat on the computer. They don't only use them to play Go. Hikaru/Akira friendship.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Daily Moments With Shindou and Touya by Robias reviews
Just a short conversation, taking place the most normal of days in Hikaru and Akira's shared apartment. Co-written with Cesia. Hikaru/Akira if you squint.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
The Ultimate Mystery by Schermionie reviews
Why DID the chicken cross the road? Neuro's going to need some help with this one... Warning: makes most crack!fics look plausible.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Taking Out the Competition by tsuanyue reviews
Sometimes, even they don’t know if they’re fighting or flirting. KaiShin. Six shots in drabble form. Big thanks to nataeiy1 for beta reading for me.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Imaginary Light by His Spectacles reviews
Hey kiddy, let me tell ye a story. Come on, it’s a familiar tale, tha’s a good lad.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
SemeUke Quiz by Raksha-Neko-666 reviews
Naruto characters take the SEMEUKE quiz and get their result...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Exertion by Kingfishers reviews
Sakura was always the third wheel. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The right choice by Nayukuo reviews
Akira feel that being told about sai is oddly like a game of go. One wrong move and you may lose so much more then the game.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
The Fourth, The Fifth by Measured reviews
A series of events leads to Watanuki moving in with the Doumeki family. Also a stray ghost who is most definitely not a stranger comes to stay at the shop, and there is lots of wine. Doumeki/Watanuki, Clow/Yuuko.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
A Heian Fairy Tale by DYquem reviews
Someday FINALLY comes. Hikaru tells 4 yr old Miyuki a fairy tale.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
From the Ashes by Yih reviews
AU. Prophecies are only possible futures. In this world, Voldemort ignored the prophecy and left the Potters alone. Now Harry is in his 5th year and everything is relatively normal except for constant war and an impending Triwizard Tournament!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,690 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Supervillian Snape by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Severus S., Joker - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Danza de la Muerte by blacksugarbomb reviews
Teacher is always forceful with me; what with her legendary rapacious hunger for food among many other things.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Eating People Is Wrong by Kelpie the Thundergod reviews
Like long forgotten fossils, his chopsticks lay abandoned on the ground."
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Fractured by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. It was all hopeless, in the end, because Konoha only has one way of dealing with traitors. Sakura-centric genfic. Angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Doumeki's present by oLynxXo reviews
Doumeki gives Watanuki a Christmas present.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Private Me by Hey Missy reviews
Josh Nichols and his personal journal. Josh/Mindy - Josh/Drake. Short chapters so nobody gets bored.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Happy New Year, Drake & Josh by Oasis Blackmore reviews
“So, Josh, is this the best New Year’s you ever had?” Post “Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh.” Oneshot. Slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Unending Sleep by Insidiae reviews
Sometimes, Watanuki needs a little help waking up. One-shot. DouWata and some weird sort-of YuuWata. Contains spoilers for the manga.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Nocturnes by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
If Neuro Met L by Schermionie reviews
There would be copycat crimes. "Light-kun and I are chained together from now on," said L. "What a coincidence!" said Neuro cheerily, yanking hard on the chain attached to his wrist. "So are Sensei and I!" ::A 'What if' Story::
Crossover - Death Note & Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2009 - L, Neuro N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Strength by Nekocin reviews
Written for platonicism lj community: Snippets of friendship or something closely resembling that amongst the characters.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Takashi N.
Five Hogswatch Presents by KindKit reviews
Five rather unusual Hogswatch presents. This is a gen story with canon pairings; cast includes Drumknott, Vetinari, Sam/Sybil, Fred Colon, Nobby Nobbs, the Bursar, the Librarian, Carrot/Angua. Each story is a 100-word drabble--site wordcount is incorrect.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Turnabout Roles by Elizabeth Whittaker reviews
Phoenix & Edgeworth. SPOILERS. After the party Gumshoe has for Edgeworth, Miles takes a drunk and sick Phoenix back to his place. But when his maid is murdered and Phoenix is poisoned, it's up to Miles to save Phoenix, and defend himself in court!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
The Yellow Baseball Glove by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour, AU, Drabble-ish. Rated for occasional swearing. And then Naruto was around almost every day, and Itachi wondered if Sasuke knew that generally speaking, generally, two men who were 'just friends' probably oughtn't touch each other so much...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Rogue's Chance by Starzgirl reviews
Sequel. Beka tries to avoid Rosto's advances after the kiss they had shared in which she had responded. Meanwhile, a new Deputy Provost has taken over Port Caynn and more and more Port Caynn Rats have been entering Corus...B/R. POST-BLOODHOUND.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,940 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Aftertaste by Schermionie reviews
What do mysteries taste like? Sometimes, Yako wonders.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Transformation Technique by Lucillia reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Aka Kitsune no Akatsuki by Renoki reviews
Akatsuki makes its move. Will Naruto and Yugito survive? With Akatsuki and new enemies after them, can they bring together the rest of the jinchuuriki? Only time will tell. Hanyou!Jinchuuriki NaruYugi KyuuNi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Unmasked by Digitallace reviews
Sequel to House of Masks - Will the fallout from Harry's decision to choose Draco over Ginny pose too overwhelming to live with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ALLEN WALKER the User Guide and Owner's manual by WhimsicalHeart reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ALLEN WALKER unit. To unlock his full potential and to stop him from eating you out of house and home please read the following manual carefully.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
The New Teacher by Corkboard reviews
There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Tips On Being A Pedophile Without Looking Like One by Moonlight Memories reviews
When Ogata receives a letter from Hoinbou Kuwabara, he knows it's not going to be a good day. Especially when it includes a section on "tips on how to be a pedophile without appearing like one". Some AkiraHikaru
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - S. Ogata, H. Kuwabara - Complete
Awake to Dream by WolfPilot06 reviews
Six times Naruto woke to Sasuke, and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nineteen Going on Twelve by Kingfishers reviews
A twelve-year-old Naruto in a nineteen-year-old body. This can't end well. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
House of Masks by Digitallace reviews
Harry had the feeling that once he stepped through those doors, his life would be irrevocably changed. Explicit content warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Skeletons in the Closet by Lazuli reviews
Living in the Fire Country prepares Sasuke for all sorts of weird things. But until he moved in the old Uchiha estate, he didn't realise that ghosts could be part of the strange happenings, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,073 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dark Harvest by Swing-21 reviews
‘So, you say that Zim is out there, stealing organs left and right and leaving empty torsos in parking lots and no one was ever able to stop him?’ Halloween fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 180 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Karma by demonicnargles reviews
Each tailed beast had a power. Shukaku had sand. Kyuubi had luck. Good luck for himself, drained from his enemies. It was for this reason that Naruto was the luckiest man in the world, and his enemies the unluckiest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Divinity by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi comes to an understanding of death, of divinity and of true power. Kyuubi learns from his seal how to manipulate even the gods, and become one himself, if only by proxy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Alex Rider Syndrome by prone2dementia reviews
Following Tom’s suggestions, Alex jokingly threatens a persistent telemarketer. But when the telemarketer is murdered, the police show up at Alex’s doorstep, dig into his files, and cause general mayhem. MI6 is not amused. Oneshot, drabble like scenes.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Kitsune Bi by Ookami Kasumi reviews
xXxHolic / Being chased by nasty spirits with the intent to devour him was merely a fact of Watanuki Kimihiro's strange life. He was about to discover that amorphous spirits weren't the only ones hungry for his flesh. Doumeki x Watanuki YAOI
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,434 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Of Dogs, Bugs and D Cups by Kingfishers reviews
Kiba and Shino discover that Hinata is well-developed. Very well-developed. Birthday crack!present for Gabzillaz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Better Than Spandex by opalish reviews
Akira might have even felt a little touched by Shindo's staunch faith in his sportsmanship, if they hadn't been talking about their hypothetical mutant powers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10597 - Favs: 5,909 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Akari no Shousetsu by Macey Muse reviews
Sometimes, you just have to make your own decisions.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Akari F. - Complete
Nan Gatsu? by Stalker of Stories reviews
Slash, DouWata. A twelve-part story, one chapter per month. Shiwasu: Doumeki is having a lonely new year, and the prospects for the year ahead are bleak. Until Watanuki trips anyway. ABANDONED
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - [K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki]
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dirty Mind by Dreamweaving reviews
Sometimes, Watanuki can barely resist the urge to do terrible things to Doumeki. Rated for suggestiveness, AKA:Pervy humour. NOT LEMON! Seriously, stop asking, please! Slight humorous implications of DoumekiWatanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Wives' Tales by myfreudianslip reviews
Where Arthur goes 'Oh noes, my rep,' and Merlin goes 'Oh noes, my virtue,' and Gwen goes, 'Oh noes, my big mouth,' and Morgana plots evil plots.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hikaru no Ramen by Sakiku reviews
What if Hikaru’d had a computer at home? What if he had never played Touya? What if he had never become pro? What if he had become a ramen chef instead? This is what Hikaru's life might have been like... 12/20/09: Minor Edit
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
No Major Harm by Shaitanah reviews
Look inside you, they said. Naruto looked – and got a lot more than he bargained for. Canon meets AU... and they change places! Sasuke/Naruto Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,954 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
A Peek at the Cooking Pot by Anyjen reviews
The normal, the mundane, the supernatural and the plain weird, it all makes xxxholic what it is. These drabbles try to reflect that but will be as diverse as xxxholic itself can be. Thirteen: Doumeki wasn't sure what to feel about the way Watanuki changed
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Princess, Princess by Viridian Magpie reviews
Akira loses the match. He likes to think it was because he couldn't stop imagining Kuwabara-honinbou in drag. He knows that wasn't it.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Akira T., H. Kuwabara - Complete
Atlas by prone2dementia reviews
Ever wondered what the agents of MI6 thought when Alex Rider walked through the halls? Written for The Firm’s September challenge. Prompt: Taboo.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Five Scenes Over a Goban by opalish reviews
Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do in Naruto by Masta of da House reviews
A list of things one should never do in the Naruto Universe. Based off "Skippy's List" and "Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts" This is basically a list of ways to piss of or annoy your favorite ninja. WARNING: A GREAT PLETHORA OF CHARACTER BASHING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Mind Sex, But Not by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Sora wasn't in a threesome; he was in some weird, twisted fivesome.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
To Have a Father by Crystal Cove reviews
During the summer before his third year at Hogwarts, Harry ends up in a reality where Severus Snape is his father. AU, Sevitus—Includes Sirius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,210 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
5 Times Sasuke Punched Naruto by Kingfishers reviews
Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 877 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Yes Ron, Harry is a Veela by Mede reviews
Harry is looking for a mate, Malfoy is threatening castration, Ron is oblivious, Hermione is taking over, and someone unexpected is coming to Hogwarts... Year five, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Speaker by E.F.Devereaux reviews
When Harry Potter is discovered missing from the Dursley’s house the whole wizarding is in uproar, frantically hunting him. But what they find is even more shocking. The wizarding world won’t know what hit it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Harry P.
Along Came a Spider by Imbrii reviews
Watanuki sees a spider in his bathroom, with much flailing on his part and unexpected consequences. Spoilers for volume 7-8. Slight DoumekixWatanuki
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Naruto:Reborn by MrWriterWriter reviews
A second jutsu in the Forbidden Scroll enables Naruto to become a new man, literally. StrongNaruto. NarutoHarem. Rated for violence, language, and some suggestive references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Lot Like Love by fruor reviews
A comment made by one of his go students makes Touya Akira ponder about his relationship with Shindo Hikaru. Canon!Akihika
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
The Horrors Of Ouran by Dreamweaving reviews
Watanuki gets swept up in the insanities of the infamous Host Club. And Tamaki needs his eyes checked.
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - K. Watanuki, Tamaki S. - Complete
Autumn Life by Sindie reviews
Snape somehow survives Nagini's attack, but he isn't particularly happy about it. Harry wishes he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,355 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto In Nerima by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Companion Story to my Ranma In Konoha tale, this tells the flip side of switch, with our bubbly ninja getting dropped in the vat of conflicting imperatives that was once Ranma's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Suffering by Ponytail Goddess reviews
AU story told from Albus Severus' point of view. Over forty years after the Final Battle, Harry Potter's life isn't nearly as charming as everyone thought it would be. Something went wrong, gravely wrong... Will he ever be able to let it go?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,737 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Innocence by SanteeLegs reviews
Which Doumeki happens to be a stealer of. Short, fluffy oneshot; dialogue taken from an RP.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour. Rated for some swearing. Drabble-ish. When Sasuke needed a place to stay, Naruto hadn't even hesitated in offering to share his place. But when he woke to Sasuke spooning him, he began to harbour some second thoughts over the situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Guide to Navigation by Kali Cephirot reviews
Five places in which Bookman and his apprentice where before the war started........... One Shot, FINISHED.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bookman, Lavi - Complete
Full Circle by Reidluver reviews
Now that he's a jounin, it's Naruto's turn to deal with genin brats. What kind of test would he have in mind? What could he pass on to the next generation of shinobi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Human Nature by Kingfishers reviews
It's just simple human nature... Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Freaky Manjuu by kashudoreineko reviews
Mokona asks Watanuki to grant a wish - but it's not exactly what Watanuki thought he was granting.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/13/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Chaos Factor by Andra Sashner reviews
Doumeki Shizuka is a kyuudo instructor at Tokyo University. He has led and expected to continue to lead a quiet and uneventful life. Then the school crèche reopens with a new head carer and Shizuka bids his ‘quiet and uneventful life’ a fond goodbye.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/13/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki
Serious Business by Daishiko reviews
salary man AU - "This was a really good idea," Hikaru said into Touya's hair when Touya buried his face into Hikaru's neck for one long, wet suck. "Definitely going into my report."
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Gestures by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Demons and humans have different ways of showing that they've missed each other... which Yako is about to learn first-hand. NeuroxYako.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Documenting Acceptable Levels of Insanity by Aishuu reviews
When rumors of Sasuke dressing in drag reach Konoha's higher-ups, Team Seven is required to report to the village's "shinobi evaluator" to determine if Sasuke is too crazy to remain in service. Pity the evaluator. Set in Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan universe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Trio by Becca the fiend
A collection of 3 drabbles, from 3 points of view. Focuses on the effects of the friendship between Doumeki, Watanuki, and Himawari on each of them. Oneshot. Some spoilers mentioned. Hints of DoumekixWatanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
The Handyman by Tsinoitulover reviews
AU oneshot. Watanuki destroys his kitchen and Yuuko-san kindly refers him to a top-notch handyman she just happens to know for the job. A slight twist at the end surprises Watanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Taking Chances by skiesofviolet reviews
"Excuse me, sir," a voice piped up. Peering down from his portrait, Severus Snape found himself looking at a young boy who was almost the spitting image of Draco Malfoy. "I'm Scorpius Malfoy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Severus S., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Sought After Words by Paperblank reviews
Sequel of "The Long Awaited Confession". Shindou's secret about Sai has been revealed to Touya. His reaction freaked out both Shindou and himself. What happens after a confession?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Sharingan by Gleam reviews
Kakashi wears the Sharingan, and the Sharingan wears him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kakashi H.
Weird by myfreudianslip reviews
Sasuke, Naruto realizes belatedly, came back weird er.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Long Awaited Confession by Paperblank reviews
Prequel of "The Sought After Words". Life and death of Sai. Afterlife and disappearance of Sai. Will Shindou tell the truth to Touya one day ? What will happen if he does ?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Severus Snape, Headmaster by Lady RavenEyes reviews
It is the men who never think of themselves as extraordinary that are the bravest. Like Harry. Like yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Best Duel Ever by albe-chan reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Uchiha Avenger by BlackChaos105 reviews
A glimpse into the world if Sasuke had fallen at the Battle of Naruto Bridge. How would it affect Naruto? How would it affect his friends? How would the world be changed? Smart Naruto, pairings in midst of polls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 6,346 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Stepping Stones by Mede reviews
Hikaru had been playing Go for three years online as a hobby. Then his family moved "home" to Japan, he found a Go ghost in his backyard shed, and his father started nagging him to learn Japanese...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,393 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hikaru S.
Of Sake by Kingfishers reviews
You don't come between the Hokage and her sake.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Vulnerability by Tyigra reviews
Watanuki hates being so vulnerable, and hates even more that he has to crawl to Doumeki all the time for help. What he doesn't realize is that dragging his feet every step of the way is putting Doumeki in danger too... WxD, DxW. Finally Complete!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Mirror Siblings by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Who is he/she? Why does he/she look almost like me? Am I seeing things? Ano, are you my niisan/neechan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Daydreams by Oni No Yami Chan reviews
Dreams are like wishes made unconsciously. A daydream is made with the person's knowledge, but it is not a wish easilly granted. People don't act along a script in real life like they would in a dream. Slash.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/17/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
I'm Too Busy To Love You by Jochamon reviews
Doumeki finds out that Watanuki has a crush on him, but he doesn't return the feeling. However, troubles concerning certain boy causes him to notice Watanuki more. RATED A VERY HIGH T FOR THE LAST CHAPTER
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,192 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Vocaloid 02: Kagamine Len: User's Manual by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
How to get the most out of your newly-purchased Kagamine Len unit.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Len K. - Complete
Story Fragments: Naruto by demonicnargles reviews
This will be the dumping ground for stories I never finished and usually, barely started . Maybe someday I will pick one or more of these back up. But please don't ask me to do so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
It's Pink for a Reason by Rollingsushi reviews
There's a reason why Edgeworth's suit is pink :3
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
Family Tree by HowObjectionable reviews
In whch Trucy Wright attempts to present her family tree to the class. Spoilers for all games, and I guess for my other fic as well.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Trucy W., Miles E. - Complete
The Girls Name by CaliforniacationNation25 reviews
Three stories consist: The story of a doll, the story of a girl who hates her name 16 years earlier and the story of Maru and Moru granting the wish of that girl. Try to keep up with this confusing story.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Yuuko I., Maru & Moro - Complete
A Woman's Strength by Kiya Sama reviews
Kakashi has dared Sasuke with a challenge he MUST complete. So what's Naruto got to do with this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What the Snow Hides by Poison-and-Foxglove reviews
When Yuko sends Watanuki and Doumeki off to a ski lodge to deal with some spirits, Watanuki expects to deal with them quickly and enjoy some time learning to ski. Unfortunately, these aren't ordinary spirits and Doumeki makes some strange moves... DouWata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,636 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Effect, Affect by His Spectacles reviews
This is a collection of the prompts I have claimed. This chapter: post-HBP, unresolved sexual tension, Malfoy Manor Ballroom and stilettos. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The God of Flash by ToxicManipulator reviews
What if, when Naruto created his unique Henge he didn't just stop there? What if, through a simple change of events, he turned the Kawarimi into something that would eventually rival the Hiraishin? Not bleach related. pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,498 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Five Days in Which Hikaru Wears Akira's Pink Shirt by harunekonya reviews
Hikaru accidentally finds himself wearing Akira's pink shirt, and spends the next week engaged in scientific experimentation.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Reality of Anxiety: Rejected by Chilipop reviews
Doumeki unconsciously fears rejection. Watanuki feels unwanted. The fallen angel must choose its next pray. Ch 4 Up. WARNING: mild lemon.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki
Police Protection by Gothgirlreid reviews
“Oh well. I suppose we should send a detail around to give Mr. Lipwig Police Protection.” Angua sighed. Title may change, but nothing else wil. Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Moist von L., Sam Vimes - Complete
eternity by The Honorable Arik Novak reviews
When tragedy hits Hikaru, he learns to push onward, if only to reach the Divine Move. Certain obstacles stand in his way like being sent to the Heian Era, but in the end, will he ever reach it? In the end...is it what he really wants?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Incoherence by EterNite reviews
Salazar Slytherin died many years ago. When Harry Potter starts having splitting headaches and strange memories from the founders time, what could it mean? Salazar Slytherin has reemerged. A Salazar is Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 206 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
A Cosmic Soulmate Kind of a Thing by Lys ap Adin reviews
Watanuki just wants to make sure he's understanding this properly.
Crossover - Tsubasa Chronicle & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Syaoran, K. Watanuki - Complete
Smooth Sailing by perplexic reviews
He really should have known better. Eventual Kaga/Tsutsui
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2009 - K. Tsutsui, T. Kaga
Dance by crimsonrosepetals reviews
Doumeki/Watanuki; Because for now, this would be enough. So for now, they danced
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Easily Embarrassed by Celianna reviews
Fate has decided that the person who has to answer Gon’s question “Why is it standing up?” was to be Killua.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Home by kally77 reviews
A bit of domestic life for Hikaru and Akira. Pointless fluff with just a twist of lemon.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Marionette by diamondpearl876 reviews
Watanuki's life seems to be nothing but a play. And he himself seems to be nothing but a mere puppet.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/14/2009 - K. Watanuki - Complete
Outside of the Lines by Aishuu reviews
Manga-ka AU. Manga-ka Touya Akira, who is in the midst of a creativity crisis, decides to blow off some steam with a one night stand. He just didn't anticipate the phenomenon of Shindou Hikaru getting in the way of his peace of mind.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cats and the likes by Yui-Mag reviews
What happens when you have an exasperating rival, kittens, and exasperating rival's friend to deal with? Well, if you're Touya, Akira...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,584 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Akira T., Hikaru S.
Treasure by Jochamon reviews
Watanuki is tortured by an old bully from middle school, and it definitely isn't a ghost. If there was a 3rd genre, it would be Romance...well, not too much of it, some implied Douwata. and if there was a 4th genre...it would be humor. R&R!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
House Elf Harry by Molly Morrison reviews
Everyone at Hogwarts is in for a surprise when they meet Harry Potter; his upbringing didn't turn out exactly how anyone expected. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P.
Confessing to Sasuke by Crickets reviews
Naruto knows that declaring his undying love for Sasuke shouldn't be so humiliating. Too bad the universe hates him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
In the Hour Before the Dawn by Mede reviews
During the First Rise the Order of the Phoenix met in a secured room on the upper floor of the Hog's Head tavern. One night, someone walked in on them. AU. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Turnabout White by Flaire Murasawa reviews
Wherein Edgeworth asks Phoenix out on a date...Edgeworth style. Too bad Phoenix is too dense to figure it out. sequel to Turnabout Fudge. PxE
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
The Seal of the Sorcerers by Rosabell reviews
Semi-AU After Snape dies he wakes in a world of mages and sorcerers, where the mightiest of them all, the Sorceress, gives him the Seal of the Sorcerers,a powerful artifact. When he returns to the wizarding world, there is a darkness only he can dispel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Ticklish Passion by Twelf Bell reviews
Watanuki has something in his shirt and Doumeki is sure to get it out. no abuse whatsoever. just a saying. DouWata. 401. Rated M for Mini-YAOI ;D COMPLETE.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The World's Gone Crazy by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
Harry finds himself in a world completely different than his own. One where Albus Dumbledore has snapped, and Voldemort is headmaster. Lily and James are alive, and Harry is thrown for a loop. HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 130,205 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Gifts by murderofonerose reviews
In the end, surprisingly, no one made much of a fuss. C/A
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Come with me by xMercedesx reviews
What would happen if Sasuke had another 'mere whim? And what exactly would it be? Short one-shot. Sasunaru. Just because I was bored.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Boy by Stephfunky reviews
Who is this strange man, and why is he clinging to Watanuki? Surprise pairing, unusual pairing, yaoi. One-shot, maybe...
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/4/2009 - K. Watanuki - Complete
Adore by Trickstar reviews
Allen uses some of his less-than-respectable skills in order to break into Kanda's room to retrieve a certain something...Oneshot, no pairings
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
It Was All For My Family by Gleam reviews
Vernon Dursley is a good man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Turnabout Fudge by Flaire Murasawa reviews
Maya wants to make chocolate for Valentine's Day! Little does she know the trouble this causes for poor Phoenix... rated for very slight, practically invisible NaruMitsu, MilesPhoenix.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
On the Ledge by perplexic reviews
Because every downward spiral has to start somewhere. Drabble-ish Character Studies
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
TKJ: Alt ending by yellowJsquid reviews
And alternate ending to the Killing Joke. Slash, Batman/Joker Non-ledger.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
No I Love You's by Shaitanah reviews
Sasuke knows all kinds of loneliness, but he has never felt as lonely as he does now that the war is over and he has returned home. Sasuke-centric; implied SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Red Room by microlm reviews
AU Katsuragi Yako's father has just been murdered, and the prime suspect? Her. From being alone with her father in the house, to fingerprints on the knives; all evidence seems to point to Yako. One person can help her, and he's driving her crazy.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,564 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Meet the Marauders by scorchedtrees reviews
We all know Fred and George wanted to find out who the Marauders were… and they must have, with Remus and Sirius around Grimmauld Place. So how did it happen? A little nickname or two reveals all. Oneshot. Post-GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Confessions from a Hyperactive Dobe Heart by Fourangers reviews
Even if she's deviously plotting, Sakura only wanted to see two hot guys kissing in the end, that’s all. Guess it proves the following proverb that "real intelligent and sophisticated minds settle down with simple pleasures of life". SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Luck Would Have It by teresa reviews
Valentine's Challenge issued by Jade! Draco Malfoy is tired of always losing to Harry Potter, and he has a plan that will either win him all the glory he's ever wanted, or kill him. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
For Once by utagoe reviews
She knew she was a bother, but he wouldn’t say it aloud. Just for once, it would be nice if he confessed how he felt. Natsume Takashi & Sasada Jun
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Takashi N., Sasada J. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 4,393 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
If That's All Right by Shaitanah reviews
One of these days, Sasuke will have to stop running. It could be today. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
sky is falling by slexenskee reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by haraamis reviews
One morning Sophie just won't wake up. Howl has to find the cause if he wants her back. The story takes place after the movie. Established Howl/Sophie.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naturally Inevitable by Chatterbox Angel reviews
Gin learns more about his son's relationship with Killua than he ever really wished too. Cuter than it sounds with lots of fluff Killua x Gon
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Killua Z., Gon F. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 311 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dreams and Realities by Anyjen reviews
Watanuki was used to dreaming about strange things. He was even used to dreaming about strange people. What he was not used to, was dreaming about *him* in *that* way... and pulling that dream into reality. Last chapter up! WataDou
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
The Story of How I Saved Sasuke by kally77 reviews
The Story of How I, Uzumaki Naruto, the Greatest Ninja That Ever Lived, Saved Uchiha Sasuke from the Rabid Fangirls of Doom. // crack!fic. SasuNaruSasu. Spoilers for recent manga story arcs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tsumego by Aishuu reviews
A series of unrelated shorts from the Hikaru no Go universe. Some humorous, some dramatic... it's a grab bag. New Story: A Portrait of Touya Akira as a Young Man.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,958 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2003
Chosen of the Gods by adele4 reviews
After the trial in Making Money, Commander Vimes wants to know just how often condemned and presumably dead criminals work for the government.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Moist von L., Sam Vimes - Complete
What Comes After by PrescitedEntity reviews
Ms. Frizzle takes on one of her former students as a student teacher, and years of unyielding sameness changes as things end and begin. Ms. Frizzle x Arnold, if you tilt your head and squint.
Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Confessions from a Desperate Emo Heart by Fourangers reviews
Yes, Uzumaki Naruto, the current toad sage, Kyuubi holder and worldly known as “the number one unpredictable ninja” also had a very famous nickname. It’s called “Dense. As. Rock.” How the hell had he managed to fall in love with this idiot? NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
the things we do by snow castle reviews
hey hikaru, you're not going to start taking things and people for granted a second time, are you? akihika uh, eventually
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009
A Small Tale From The Grand Epic Called History by Lucillia reviews
Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Alastor M. - Complete
Target Acquired by Stalker of Stories reviews
A mishap involving Doumeki's bow gives Watanuki a spirit stalker on Valentine's day; it wants him for dinner, but not in the usual "tastes good with soy" way. Pre-slash one-shot, sequel posted
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki] - Complete
Games by Ai'Kirai reviews
While playing video games, Sasuke constructs a game of his own to show Naruto how easily distracted he is. One shot. AU. SasuNaru. PWP-ish. Not as dirty as it sounds, as proven by the T rating, haha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Night Santa Went Crazy by Dark Rabbit reviews
An unromantic take on the BatmanxJoker pairing, this story features drunk!Bruce Wayne, and Joker in a Santa suit. I rated it T for language, and for the boy-boy kissing.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Always His Fault by vladimira-chan reviews
Sasuke can find a way to blame Naruto for everything. After all, the idiot is just plain ridiculous. Slight SasuNaruSasu; fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gentleman Playboy by aya-kun reviews
What happens when Allen starts drinking?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
The Christmas Cobra by wellyuthink reviews
A Christmas-y fic. Harry is left alone at Hogwarts over Christmas, during his seventh year. Bored and lonely, he tries to find something to occupy his time and ends up, as usual, in trouble. Can Snape help him? OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Yin and Yang by Lazy Tobi reviews
NejiTen friendship or, if you're real observant, it's hinted at. Neji gets rid of his Genin clothes. TenTen comes and teaches him something. Summary sucks really bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Imperfect Enjoyment by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Sasuke never moans out when he should, but moans when he shouldn't. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unresolved Sexual Tension by vbollman reviews
Harry's playing matchmaker only to have the tables turned on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Being Human by Tridacnagigas reviews
Sasuke encounters Naruto in a little town while Team Hebi is off enjoying a festival. Unfortunately, both are using sexy-no-jutsu. Hilarity ensues, hopefully .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Transcendence by oStilloDreamingo reviews
Harry takes control of his life after Sirius's death. Independent!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Sheep!Weasley. Mildly AU. Post OotP. Ignores HBP & HDH. MoM/OotP/DE/Muggle/Non-Human politics. R&R Can be read as friendship or Pre-Slash: Harry x Firenze
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Harry P., Firenze
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 217 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The vicarious value of vivacious Love by Tenpa-Neko reviews
-- Naruto laughed and Sasuke lifted his head up. His breath hitched, a sound like the strike of a match. “I hate you.” And Naruto understood that Sasuke had only missed by one word. -- NaruSasu. Warning for convoluted plot and multiple scene changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Needle & Sword by YunCyn reviews
Needles and swords are both made from iron. Honour and love are both her. -one-shot-
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Put your lips like this by missy4eva reviews
Neji! Kissing as a battle against Lee' 'Tenten, you are going to be my kissie. Deal with it.' Gasp! and what in the world does 'Icha Icha paradise' have to do with it? 'Turn the page dammit' A whole lot a crack. R&R please! -Nejiten oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Wishcraft by Taint of Taia reviews
AU Complete. Sirius is suffering in Azkaban with 4 yr. old Harry, but not for long. Harry needs to go to Hogwarts. What about the Dementors and house elves? What about Remus? Can certain secrets be kept? Can Harry be kept safe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,998 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Orange Juice by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to kee