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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Link to my original stories: http:///user/Shapey

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Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 280,784 - Reviews: 8117 - Favs: 7,898 - Follows: 8,047 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,014 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 217,478 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 4,338 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,555 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 4,272 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 193 - Words: 850,002 - Reviews: 12965 - Favs: 6,154 - Follows: 5,101 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/4/2005
Heroes and Their Adversaries by Flocculate reviews
ONE-SHOT: A hero is nothing without an adversary. Post-war, ignores HBP & DH. Moved to AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,253,688 - Reviews: 11487 - Favs: 8,460 - Follows: 7,540 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Useless Heroes, Uselesser Villains by Virtuella reviews
Considering the lackadaisical approach which is - notwithstanding their dramatic rhetoric - taken by heroes and villains alike, it is astonishing that either side manages to accomplish anything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Complete
A Casket Full of Victory by Liffae reviews
It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,531 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Brother to Basilisks by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 155 - Words: 634,672 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 5,254 - Follows: 5,465 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 114,095 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,185 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,200 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 10/19/2010
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,189 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 4,707 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 3/26/2015
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 256,664 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 5/9/2020 - Published: 9/15/2012
Seven Years by AlithiaSigma reviews
A look into what Athena and Simon think of each other and how they felt over Simon's incarceration.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2020 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Twist of Fate by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
When Naruto is ten, an incident makes him run away from the leaf village. Read how it changes certain things in his life when he runs into certain mist missing nins. But fate has a way of righting itself as Naruto lives a life among new friends while working his magic and changing lives, working for the day when he fulfills his dream. Believably stronger Naruto. NO YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 164,501 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 1/10/2020 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Haku
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 15,727 - Follows: 16,829 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Neverending Road by Leitbur reviews
Hikaru's journey through the world of the pros continues, facing opponents new and old as well as challenges of the heart. Takes place after the series ends.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 525,019 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 4/30/2006
Murphy's Law by Sporadicx reviews
In the legal world, what can go wrong always will. Athena's fear of courtrooms still haunts her even a year after she is acquitted of all charges. When one case emerges she cannot refuse, she must find sanctuary in her past... and remember the man who has been there since the beginning. Cykesquill COMPLETE
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,374 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/8/2019 - Published: 4/25/2016 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.] Phoenix W./Nick, Juniper W./Junie - Complete
The Secret Compartment by Morta's Priest reviews
This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,827 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 5/27/2013
Of Kings, Of Pawns, and Of Men by madstoryteller999 reviews
A new body. A new prophecy. And worst of all: a new war with an old enemy. As the Dark Lord, the Order, and the ministry form an unlikely alliance to protect Britain, Harry wonders at the difference between Voldemort and Tom Riddle, and why it is that the latter seems infinitely more dangerous than the former. (Body switch fic, fifth year, power dynamics, m/m) ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,743 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 8/29/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 9,334 - Follows: 9,045 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Expiration Date by Laume reviews
When the war is over, Snape has outlived his usefulness. Manipulative!butRedeemable!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Follow You Down That Road by RosaLui reviews
The Civilian Foreign Minister was glaring at Sasuke. Naruto, after considering the delicate diplomatic situation, burped at him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Missing Pieces by RosaLui reviews
When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heliocentrism by The Quiller reviews
Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24413 - Favs: 19,616 - Follows: 19,369 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 6,618 - Follows: 5,694 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
and oh, poor atlas by orpheus-under-starlight reviews
"what's there to be faithful to? I am faithful / to you, darling. I say it to the paint." (Those days after release. Simon and Athena, and the shadows that linger.)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 2/17/2019 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.] Phoenix W./Nick, Aura B. - Complete
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 6,638 - Follows: 6,416 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Extortion or The Rescue of Elizabeth Bennet by bella.breen reviews
In Kindle Unlimited on Amazon-Preview chapters here only. When Mr. Bennet dies, Mr. Collins takes over Longbourn and vows to force the Bennets from their home unless he is given Elizabeth Bennet's hand in marriage. Elizabeth will marry Mr. Collins even if Mrs. Bennet has to drag her to the altar.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Changed Timeline by Teddylonglong reviews
A Potions accident in his sixth Hogwarts year takes Harry back in time. Will he be able to save his parents and change the timeline? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry. HP/GW, LE/SS not JP! , MM/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,900 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Enchanted Parchment by Professor SS19 reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape hold several private conversations using their pieces of enchanted parchment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus D., Severus S.
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,374 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012
Space-Time Apostasy by Sanatoria reviews
Time travel makes for strange bedfellows. Right in the midst of their fight, Kakashi and Obito find themselves chucked down memory lane. Grudgingly, they truce under a common goal—getting back. But…Minato's alive. Rin's alive. Kakashi's will falters, Minato's suspicious, hidden forces take interest, Obito vows to do whatever it takes—it's a space-time bomb, waiting to explode. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,963 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family. LONG-TERM HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,543 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 7,919 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5565 - Favs: 16,470 - Follows: 14,730 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5776 - Favs: 7,984 - Follows: 6,037 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 3,948 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 5,457 - Follows: 5,991 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 7,208 - Follows: 8,148 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 4,309 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Last Man by Margot Harwood reviews
The moments following Mr. Darcy's first proposal from his perspective. Heavy angst.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Just How Can a Computer Do Magic? ! by Quatermass reviews
("Is Your Great-Aunt an AI!" sequel) GLaDOS has learned how to do magic, and is going to be teaching at Hogwarts. And it's just as well, for a plot is afoot to cause trouble at Hogwarts. Can a genius, if insane, computer and her great-nephew Harry stop things from spiralling out of control? Or will the beast of the Chamber of Secrets thwart even GLaDOS and Harry?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 3/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 9,827 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let the Games Begin by psiten reviews
Give Nokoru an excuse, and he'll give you a festival - with all the world's ninja elite, which is naturally where Pirate King Fai sends Kamui this week. "Syaoran shook his head to get the silly out, just in time for Sakura to duck in front of him. He could feel his face turning a red so bright, he was surprised the whole garden wasn't glowing." (15 Mokona #7, all CLAMP x-over)
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Clamp School Detectives/CLAMP学園探偵団 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 12/24/2013 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki, Nokoru I., Suoh T. - Complete
Making Rent by Misfit McCoward reviews
Ginny finds an old artifact that houses an evil soul that keeps trying to possess her. She is NOT doing this again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/26/2018 - [Ginny W., Luna L.] Yami Bakura - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4362 - Favs: 10,575 - Follows: 11,456 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
A Gryffindor feeling by Cicci Green reviews
Snape discovers Umbridge's preferred method of detention. [Finally complete: Harry loves.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Demonic Affections by MintIceTea reviews
The whole thing started when Neuro said "I've got something to show you!" Or maybe even before that. It's hard to remember when she's sure she's got brain damage. [Complete, may rewrite first three chapters if there is demand for it.]
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Yako K., Neuro N.] - Complete
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 6,618 - Follows: 6,328 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 9,392 - Follows: 9,300 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 6,770 - Follows: 5,671 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Hikaru no Go: Shorts of All Sorts by Laziness Incarnate reviews
Short short Hikaru no Go ficlets, too short to be posted as their own stories. Drama and humour. Contains spoilers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,750 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 9/16/2006
Turnabout Roles by Elizabeth Whittaker reviews
Phoenix & Edgeworth. SPOILERS. After the party Gumshoe has for Edgeworth, Miles takes a drunk and sick Phoenix back to his place. But when his maid is murdered and Phoenix is poisoned, it's up to Miles to save Phoenix, and defend himself in court!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2616 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 4,869 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Warmth by VickyVicarious reviews
After seven years in prison, Simon secretly craves a friendly touch. The people around him notice.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Phoenix W./Nick, Klavier G., S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Spirit Fox by A. B. Flarain reviews
The Nine-Tailed Fox inside Naruto is named after Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho, but what if Kurama WAS Kurama? We'll throw in Yoko for laughs too. Rated T for Yoko's mouth.
Crossover - Naruto & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,773 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Kurama M., Youko, Naruto U.
all the things she said by ninejs reviews
Being with Metis had opened Aura's eyes. —aura/metis, athena, simon
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2017 - [Aura B., Metis C.] S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
get shrekt purple by Superpear8 reviews
purple monk gets requ't i wrote this like 2 seconds into turnabout storyteller i didnt even kno who dunnit yet
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Judge, S. Blackquill, Athena C., Nahyuta S. - Complete
Framed & Fractured by Antediluvian Poet reviews
Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
new moon rising by cyanoscarlet
she was a misfortune to the one she loved most. /cykesquill east asian au.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2017 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.] Aura B., Metis C. - Complete
Crafting the Amethyst by Kimmo Pronger reviews
Sylvester Blackquill tells of the ten-month journey of how he came to meet his sister, Amethyst Blackquill. Cover art by Halouette, used with permission.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 12/4/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., OC
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 3,679 - Follows: 3,805 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 8,494 - Follows: 11,211 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Acquaintance by that.girl.we.all.luv reviews
It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,752 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,092 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Vapourware Cloak by BajaB reviews
A twist on the old "Emporer's New Cloak" fairy tale I found when clearing out my drive. Posted because I have nothing else to do with it and have not posted anything in so long people have probably forgotten I exist.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Complete
Here Kitty Kitty by RandomFavoriteCouples
Trucy's magic trick went wrong. Athena is now stuck in a cat's body and there is only two ways for her to return, a potion or if the person who knows her the best can figure out who she is. Only problem, they have a week. Will Athena be able to come back to human or will she lose all nine lives?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
She Doesn't Care by RandomFavoriteCouples reviews
This story is a headcanon I had so I made it and I also made it into a AU. The full summary is inside the story so please enjoy. I do love Metis Cykes but this makes her look bad.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., Aura B., Metis C. - Complete
Friends Kiss Each Other On The Lips by OriksGaming reviews
In which Obito shows Naruto-like levels of obliviousness and it saves the day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
Psychedelically Psychological by Kimmo Pronger reviews
A collection of misadventures between mainly Athena and Simon. A few other people will get caught up in the whirlwind of their craziness. Main ingredient is humor but it isn't limited to just that. Chapters will flow in scenarios. This means that there will be no guarantees of chapters connecting to one another unless stated otherwise. Finally, it's a drabble series.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C.
The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,950 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
You're Lucky I Find You Endearing by Nyanora reviews
A set of non-chronological stories that showcase the relationship between Athena and Simon. With Athena back in his life, there's never a dull moment for the monochrome prosecutor. Set in between canonical trials. Platonic relationship so far. Contains very minor spoilers for AA: Spirit of Justice.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Apollo J., S. Blackquill, Athena C., Juniper W./Junie - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 10,900 - Follows: 8,414 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
One More Time by Short Tulip reviews
"I wished upon stars to see him again." Short story, Dual Destinies spoilers. Cykesquill
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Athena C., S. Blackquill] - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Midnight Mingle by Kimmo Pronger reviews
Some time after the trial of Juniper Woods, Juniper herself looks to confront the x-factor: Hugh O'Conner.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Juniper W./Junie, Hugh oC. - Complete
Collection of the Guilty by Kimmo Pronger reviews
Simon began a comic collecting hobby. But once he spotted a series that has a female protagonist looking almost exactly like a very close friend, he never can look at her the same way again. Furthermore, it's an adult series. Even a samurai cannot resist some temptations. But then it starts to affect even his performance in court. To put it simply, he can't hide.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C.
long lost things by Lou Asakura reviews
Just a short story about Athena rediscovering little long lost things in Simon. [Cykesquill, based on an official image from SoJ artbook]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/28/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C.
The Phone Call by Turnabout Writer reviews
As they all prepare to travel to the Kingdom of Khura'in, Phoenix gets a call from Simon Blackquill, who warns him of the consequences of putting Athena in harm's way. Beware of spoilers for Case 5 of Spirit of Justice.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Phoenix W./Nick, S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
The Human Mask by harunekonya reviews
Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 116 - Words: 182,225 - Reviews: 4192 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Takashi N.
Inebriated Comforts by Thai Tea Addict reviews
Shindou feels slighted, Isumi's method of support is abysmal, and Waya is a good friend that doesn't deserve all this.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2016 - [Hikaru S., Akira T.] Y. Waya, S. Isumi - Complete
The Best Present Ever by Kimmo Pronger reviews
A special birthday-theme Fanfiction that I'm dedicated to a certain somebody. Happy birthday. Athena has a dream about her earring and when she wakes up from it, the best birthday present of her life gets presented to her.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., Metis C.
Stairs by rustyfeed reviews
One way to make fun of Athena. Shortest Story Challenge. One Shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5168 - Favs: 8,881 - Follows: 8,246 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Truce Hurts by Kimmo Pronger reviews
When Apollo and Trucy were sleeping alone together in the Wright Anything Agency, she wakes him up because of a lingering thought.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Trucy W., Apollo J. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 7,915 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Minutes by Kimmo Pronger reviews
Athena had ten minutes to talk to him. Just ten. And then, they will become enemies. A conversation that takes place...before the intersection of the Dual Destinies collide.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Close The Door by rustyfeed reviews
Always remember to lock your door. Simon X Athena Short Drabble. One Shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Kwizzic reviews
After spending his childhood traversing the globe with Jiraiya, twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf for the first time. (Now on Arc II: Wind Country)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,355 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kiba I., Jiraiya, Team Seven
Your Smile is My Treasure by PurpleScythe reviews
Simon Blackquill and Athena Cykes must review the bonds between them. An unexpected moment makes Athena confess. A Cykesquill fanfic. Turnabout for Tomorrow spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.] - Complete
And Baby Makes Three by Cyberwolf reviews
Wherein Neji survives, and finds out he's about to become a daddy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Neji H., Tenten] Naruto U., Hiashi H.
How I Remember It by Kimmo Pronger reviews
It was about a week before my first trial. That day, exactly one week before, I got to see a side of the Chief that I never thought I'd see in my life. My mind often drifts back to it. And the way I remember it is always the same.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Phoenix W./Nick, Mia F.
Better in the Reruns by WynterSky reviews
A mix-up in the afterlife's filing system results in Neji being sent back in time after his death: can he use his second chance to prevent everything from going wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Neji H., Tenten
It's All In Your Head by Kwizzic reviews
The jinchuriki share more than a curse; they share their minds. As he grows up, Naruto begins to realize that not everyone has voices in their head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Naruto U., Jinchuriki
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Free Time by rustyfeed reviews
"Having little free time doesn't matter anymore." Simon X Athena Drabble. One Shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2016 - [Athena C., S. Blackquill] - Complete
Precious by Kimmo Pronger reviews
Sometime after everything was settled, Phoenix decided to sit Athena down in his office during a day of vacationing. Phoenix decided to tell a tale to her about someone very important in his life.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Phoenix W./Nick, Athena C. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,871 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 3,957 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 6,929 - Follows: 6,519 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Nightmares & Daydreams by yammdere reviews
The nightmares would stop eventually, he said. Athena wondered when. [Now with bonus chapter: Daydreams]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Miles E., Ema S., S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 4,859 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Rooted by theRazorofOccam reviews
In a universe where Sakura takes a wrong turn, she misses out on the apprenticeship with Tsunade, instead getting recruited by a very different mentor. Life turns out very differently from there on, as she takes the path of a very different kind of ninja. Updates on weekends, unless otherwise stated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,408 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Anko M., Danzō S.
Unfinished Business by Kimmo Pronger reviews
Athena and Simon were due for more time spent with each other. After the rocket was launched, they held a private meeting to discuss moving forward.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
It's a Mad World by okayserasera reviews
Luna Lovegood awakens during the Uchiha Massacre to find her brother has murdered the entire family; no one believes her when she says the Wrackspurts made him do it. Or how Naruto would turn out if Luna was an SI who lived life in Uchiha Sasuke's shoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,803 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
Bubbles by cyberwulf reviews
Simon gets cute little hiccups when he drinks beer. Ema and Athena think it's adorable. Written for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Ema S., S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 6,932 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 5,180 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Denial is Not Just a River by okayserasera reviews
Naruto is straight. He would never think of fantasizing about pretty, stupid, shameless Bastards anyways. Narusasu crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 4,433 - Follows: 4,055 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12161 - Favs: 10,358 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated by okayserasera reviews
In which Itachi and Satsuki have a beautifully codependent sibling relationship, Gaara is a stalker with a crush, Naruko trolls, and Shisui and Sakura despair at the state of the people they call their friends. Non-massacre AU, always-a-girl!Gaara, Satsuki, & Naruko. Mostly crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Gaara, Team Seven
Death becomes him by okayserasera reviews
Hinata clinches her jaw and thinks of Neji, Neji who now is dead as she remains alive. She does not feel angry at this. That would imply Hinata feels anything other than bitter at the subject. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hullos by offsides reviews
Just a little crack-fic that popped into my head. No substance, and slightly twisted. MoD!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Proof of Innocence by Angel1876 reviews
Simon follows Athena in the middle of the night, intent on proving his guilt through threats, determined to chase her off his case once and for all. Athena isn't so easily swayed by words that don't match the voice of one's heart.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Key to Happiness by Lisa Telramor reviews
Touya Akira doesn't want a soulmate if it means being distracted from Go. Shindou Hikaru doesn't get the big deal about soulmates, but he can't help wondering why everyone else is so caught up in them. Finding your soulmate is nothing like everyone said it would be, and they can't help but wonder if it's the world or them that's got the wrong impression. Ace/Aro soulmates AU
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,349 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
the b-sides by fan-nerd reviews
Naruto occasionally slips through time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 11,263 - Follows: 13,158 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 7,538 - Follows: 5,363 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Termina by Kwizzic reviews
When its life comes to an end, Yveltal absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more- whether it wants to or not. (Drabble)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Yveltal - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 262 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
useless by cyanoscarlet reviews
It's been thirty years since, Dad had said. Time heals but never erases.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2016 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.] - Complete
Self Portraits by blurryfvce reviews
Smile for the camera! / SimonAthena
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2016 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pollo by cyanoscarlet reviews
Trucy and foreign word puns. 'Nuff said.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Trucy W., Apollo J., S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Stepping Stones by Mede reviews
Hikaru had been playing Go for three years online as a hobby. Then his family moved "home" to Japan, he found a Go ghost in his backyard shed, and his father started nagging him to learn Japanese...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 108,392 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 7,345 - Follows: 8,314 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Samurai's Fate by Flimsy-Badge-man reviews
A one-shot bad-ending AU where Athena was acquitted of her crimes, with Simon in her place. With this grim reality, Simon can only think "Was there really any other way to end it?"
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2015 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., B. Fulbright
The Art of Personal Transfiguration by EstelRaca reviews
Athena convinces Simon to stay at her place for a few days while he's getting his feet under him after his release from prison, and the two of them spend some time trying to get to know each other and themselves again. Post-Dual Destinies.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Athena C., S. Blackquill - Complete
All That Binds Us by Cadel reviews
They told him he was delusional. They said that a world with ninjas and demons were all in his head. They said he made it all up to help cope with the trauma. Naruto doesn't give a damn about what they think. He's not crazy. Parallel World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 9,808 - Follows: 9,680 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
All Fall Down by Swiss Army Knife reviews
After the Kyuubi, Konoha faced Reconstruction. Iruka holds a secret from that time, and discovering it may undermine everything Naruto ever believed about his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Sisyphus by Thai Tea Addict reviews
There is a certain beauty in futility. / Timetravel of the horrific sort
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Hikaru S., Akira T., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
morning song by harukkari reviews
With her by his side, he finally feels free. - Simon/Athena.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2015 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
The Sannin's Apprentice by Panory Bro reviews
The Sannin are the heroes of an old generation. When the team fails a mission, The Third Hokage has them choose from the Academy students an apprentice a piece to train up and replace them. Only time will tell though whether this new team will be as successful as their mentors.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,689 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4866 - Favs: 6,566 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 402 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
poison by Straete reviews
Naruto is turned into a girl. She doesn't mind since Tsunade has told her she'll be able to turn her back to normal. The rest of Konaha doesn't take the change so well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Peek at the Cooking Pot by Anyjen reviews
The normal, the mundane, the supernatural and the plain weird, it all makes xxxholic what it is. These drabbles try to reflect that but will be as diverse as xxxholic itself can be. Fourteen: Watanuki fumes. And rants. Possibly while cooking.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 6/14/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Assurance by blurryfvce reviews
The sensation of her, safe in his arms, was the most reassuring thing at that moment. / SimonAthena
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Athena C., S. Blackquill - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 4,337 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Divide and Conquer by A Mistake reviews
Divide et impera might be a classic move, but L had to admit that it was nowhere near outdated. Crackfic, with a genderbent Light due to an Act of God. The result of a plot bunny that wouldn't go away after I finished reading Silver Pard's "Adaptation"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y., L
Sixty-Four Palms by Kwizzic reviews
The Hyuga clan, whose pale eyes saw almost- but not quite- everything. And that, perhaps, was fate. (Some NaruHina)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Hinata H., Neji H., Hanabi H., Hiashi H.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
In Which Galinda Upland Gets What She Wants (As Always) by Emerald Ashes reviews
Galinda felt like one of those tortured heroines in her romance novels: Forced to choose between her two great loves. Except, well, what if she didn't have to choose? Now, all she has to do is convince Elphaba and Fiyero that they should all be romantically involved. Just one little problem: Those two hardly even know each other!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Glinda U., Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Too Big to Fail by Sarah1281 reviews
Somehow Donna had expected they would have all gotten caught by now. Instead, Mike's freaking out because he's being appointed to positions by the president and really, is anyone even surprised at this point? Futurefic
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Donna, Mike R. - Complete
Filling the Void by goldencompass reviews
Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,088 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 5,113 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
happily ever after by 100demons reviews
"There's no such thing as a butt that's too big," Naruto yawned at her, wiping the drool from his mouth as he shifted over to give Sakura a little more room to fit. "All butts are beautiful because I say so. I'll make it a Hokage Decree. I, Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage of Konoha, proclaim the beautiful bounty of bodacious butts a blessing unto this village." (Sequel to Blind Stars.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 6,276 - Follows: 7,022 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 5,952 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Red Spider Lilies by Kwizzic reviews
Ino is a prisoner in Orochimaru's hideout; Kimimaro is a prisoner in his own failing body. Two shinobi bond over flowers in a dark place. (Naruto Crack Pairing Challenge)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [Kimimaro K., Ino Y.] - Complete
Kitsune Bi by Ookami Kasumi reviews
xXxHolic / Being chased by nasty spirits with the intent to devour him was merely a fact of Watanuki Kimihiro's strange life. He was about to discover that amorphous spirits weren't the only ones hungry for his flesh. Doumeki x Watanuki x OC YAOI
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,612 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 10/19/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4416 - Favs: 9,736 - Follows: 7,209 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
In the End there Lies Despair by elojello10 reviews
That was when he had to remind himself once again that he was in fact a free man. (Athena and Simon try to patch up their friendship. One shot.)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Athena C., S. Blackquill, Taka - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36059 - Favs: 27,986 - Follows: 20,468 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Disappearance by WynterSky reviews
When every adult in Konoha vanishes, Itachi and an overwhelmed substitute teacher are left to care for the children left behind while attempting to find the cause behind the disappearances. -same story, changed the plot a bit!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Kabuto Y., Itachi U., Iruka U., Hana I.
Call Me by Justaway Ninja reviews
"Then I'll call you. Every. Single. Day." It was a half-drunken promise, slurred and indistinct, but Phoenix wanted to uphold it all the same."I'll call until you answer me, Miles Edgeworth."
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,100 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick]
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Far Better by Justaway Ninja reviews
'I don't even know how many times I tried to contact him... But he never replied.' Yet Phoenix is not the only one who is waiting for a response. Far away in Germany, Miles is waiting too. Oneshot. Based on prompt from PW Kink Meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Phoenix W./Nick, Manfred vK., Miles E. - Complete
A Friend in Need by Feriku reviews
It's Blackquill's worst nightmare when Taka falls deathly ill, but he can't do anything for his friend from behind bars. Determined to help out, Athena talks Juniper into caring for the sick hawk. Warning: Dual Destinies spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., Juniper W./Junie, Taka - Complete
She Will Love Something Other Than Food by Ellen1804 reviews
Twenty-one year old Yako falls under the effects of the Love Tool, and everyone else had better learn to deal with it.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Neuro N., Yako K.] - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 826 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,955 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] George W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 22,481 - Follows: 8,786 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
A Testament of Things that Never Will by Unbiased Abyss reviews
How will the world change when a battle hardened Naruto from the future comes to the past? With a change of name and appearance this old Naruto will help the Naruto of this new Konoha become the shinobi he was destined to be all the while trying to fit into this new world where those he knew as dead are alive and well. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,378 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 4,884 - Follows: 5,062 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Naruto U.
Mirkwood Matters by Jedi Sapphire reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring Legolas and Thranduil. Most will be fluff, with minor angst/humour. Story #6: For Honour. At the Woodland Realm's most fateful hour, her Prince is elsewhere.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,660 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil
The Cupboard Series 2: Hermione's Book Nook by Stargon1 reviews
Even bars on the window, locks on the door and a demented house-elf can't keep Harry away from his friends. The Ministry hearing, though, might be a different story. And then there's that letter from his dad ... A second year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,620 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trapped by Capriccioso reviews
AU. Watanuki has been enslaved by an evil lord as a cook in a war torn country. Can he make it out alive? DouXWata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,730 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/16/2008 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I., S. Doumeki, Himawari K.
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fake Falling by TheArtistPirate reviews
In which Arthur learns that Merlin isn't really as clumsy as everyone believes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Reason to Smile by Green-eyed Blue Cat reviews
With State Vs Iris resolved, Phoenix tries to deal with the aftermath while catching up with Miles before his return to Europe. Set immediately after case 3-5.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
When Mr Wright Isn't Home by Sith Droideka reviews
Content warning: memes.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Athena C., Apollo J. - Complete
An Abundance of Edgeworths by Sith Droideka reviews
Phoenix arrives at Edgeworth's house to find eight different versions of him. Or nine. Whatever. Picture from dirtyaceattorneycrackfessions.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
The Guardian of the Moon by nateulm reviews
The war has been over for nearly a year, and Naruto has be proclaimed an international hero. However, the shadow of a promise looms over him, as he awaits the day when Sasuke returns to his side. Rated T for language and eventual sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,028 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Changes through time by moonbird reviews
Doing a visit, at his life long friend Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix reflects back on everything they have both been through and how much they each have changed, but also how little. Looking back at several different incidents over the years, there are several small stories between those two whom are destined to be life long rivals and trusted friends.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,244 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Maya F., Trucy W. - Complete
A Short Introduction to the Reproductive Habits of Demonic Birds by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
Neuro gives Yako a present, and Yako is torn between her stomach and her mind. (A sequel to A quick guide to the mating habits of demonic birds and the such.)
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Yako K., Neuro N.] - Complete
Accidental Confession by Scrawlers reviews
Witnesses aren't the only ones to accidentally confess things in court. Fortunately, the worst thing to come out of this one was the Judge losing fifty bucks. Phoenix/Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Maya F., Judge - Complete
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, Rasa - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 669 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Living In Denial by InstantKarma83 reviews
With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 140,842 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 12,520 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
A quick guide to the mating habits of demonic birds and the such by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
Neuro starts acting weird. Yako is understandably freaked out.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Neuro N., Yako K.] - Complete
Pray the Lord My Soul to Take by YugamiYoshitsune reviews
"I have waited for eons to inhabit a mortal body. Yet, I was willing to give it up - for her sake." A supernatural AU in first person perspective: What if Simon Blackquill was a demon?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.] - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Acceptance by Feriku reviews
Contains Dual Destinies spoilers. As Simon struggles to adjust to life outside of prison, his attempts to abandon the "Twisted Samurai" persona fail. Convinced even Athena cares only about the memory of the man he once was, he falls asleep in anticipation of a dark, lonely future. But instead of his usual nightmares, he finds himself face-to-face with Athena's younger self.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Solitary by YugamiYoshitsune reviews
After Simon's release, his abrasive behavior still frequently scares people away. One night, while on his way home, he is brutally attacked by a lynch mob. As he is about to succumb to his injuries, he is struck by the thought that no one will miss the "Twisted Samurai" once he is gone...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Miles E., Larry B., S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
As For My Love Interest by PureWaterLily reviews
Thanks Naruto, for being as ambivalent as possible. Spoilerish 691.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,719 - Reviews: 3999 - Favs: 11,770 - Follows: 12,860 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Hamish, MD by Rosabell reviews
John Watson might not be a genius like Sherlock Holmes, but his line of work is not one for the weak-minded, and there were plenty of times when Sherlock was baffled by John's insight. Especially when John fired off those (almost) zero-punctuation dictations.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/2/2014
The Wild Night Out by MaliBiser reviews
"You can't work on your bonds shut in a hotel room." On a diplomatic mission in Konoha, Temari ordered Gaara to go out and socialize. It sounded reasonable at the time, before he stumbled upon Lee and before Lee accidentally took a healthy swig of something that wasn't orange juice. Gaara/Lee friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There's a REALLY Good Explanation for This, But by Lucillia reviews
Clark Kent did his job a little too well. So well in fact, that when his coworkers find a certain something of his, the first thing that popped to mind wasn't "Clark Kent is Superman".
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3313 - Favs: 9,129 - Follows: 10,666 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
achtung baby by Sith Droideka reviews
Klavier gets a new phone, and takes the opportunity to start a pregnancy scare. Franziska/Klavier with Emapollo and Wrightworth on the side. Warning: very stupid.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Klavier G. - Complete
Jump Spirit by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Stories exploring the character and relationships of Momoshiro Takeshi. Chapter Summary: Later, the only thing Kaidoh would remember was bicycle wheels.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,737 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T., Seigaku - Complete
New Wind Nation by Kyogre reviews
Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Bromance by black.k.kat reviews
In which Ichigo and Rukia are bros, and no one gets it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 225 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Ichigo K., Renji A.] Rukia K. - Complete
Middlegame by lionteacher reviews
Nase Asumi is not going to be anybody's token girl go player.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Y. Waya, A. Nase, K. Yeong-ha - Complete
T-Minus Turnabout by Sith Droideka reviews
In which Franziska von Karma is simultaneously the best and worst influence a young girl can have, and Clay Terran is accused of murder.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Trucy W., Apollo J. - Complete
I accuse you! by Organ Man reviews
Phoenix is accused of murder! What is the witness thinking!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Judge - Complete
The One We Didn't Know by Ergo Ipso Facto reviews
Post-AA5, a long-overdue funeral. Blackquill has no intention of attending. (Written for the kink meme)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2014 - S. Blackquill, Athena C. - Complete
Rock-Paper-Sword by YugamiYoshitsune reviews
Shortly after Simon begins his mentorship with Metis, little Athena and Juniper have their first and only argument... Pre-UR-1 Space Center fluff.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2014 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., Juniper W./Junie - Complete
A Girl and Her Samurai by L.C. Li reviews
A samurai never breaks his vow. — Simon:Athena.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.] - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4876 - Favs: 10,034 - Follows: 4,378 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
How Does It Feel? by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,774 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Generation of Miracle, Kasamatsu Y., Takao K.
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28888 - Favs: 28,124 - Follows: 17,573 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
This Year at the Gala by KissofJudas reviews
Every year, the law professionals hold a gala for networking and merriment. But everyone really knows you come for the gossip. And whether he likes it or not, Phoenix Wright has made himself the talk of the evening. But all he cares about is just one dance. (It's fluff, I swear to you. One-shot, Narumitsu.)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 5,039 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 714 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Vigilance! by Kwizzic reviews
After the events at Godric's Hollow, Albus Dumbledore resigns as Headmaster. His successor? Mad-Eye Moody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 334 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Through the Hourglass by TimeKeeper21 reviews
Who would have guessed that the hyperactive blond would have turned into that. Time-travel, No yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
One Chance by chica blanca reviews
Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything. ***THIS IS UPDATED ON AO3***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,731 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sasuke U.
At The Beginning by pyr0technic reviews
Ash had always liked Misty back in his own, oblivious way. — Pokeshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] - Complete
Gossamer Witnesses: A Compilation by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
In celebration of my 10th anniversary on this website. A collection of sketches, studies, and stories about the Angel of the Eastern Gate and the Serpent of Eden.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Ashes, In a Place Without Light by Thai Tea Addict reviews
Ogata and Shindou have a conversation, share a cigarette, and resolve absolutely nothing at all. Sai is a truth that can never be shared.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Hikaru S., S. Ogata - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10350 - Favs: 25,168 - Follows: 14,358 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Memories and Dreams by 19x19 reviews
12-year-old Shindou Hikaru is horribly injured in a street accident, and there seems to be no chance that he will recover, But a certain Go board is brought into his hospital room...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Tea Time by Moczo reviews
Aziraphale Swan moves with her father to the little cloudy town of Lower Tadfield. There she meets Anthony, who she thinks is just a stalker with a car fetish, but proves to be so much more... Yes, you already know what this is a parody of.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,417 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Like We Used To by another wannabe author reviews
Naruto tries to woo Sasuke like it's his day job - Monday to Friday. NaruSasu. (Now with Overtime - Saturday & Sunday.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 8,326 - Follows: 8,917 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Not the Beard! by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Remember Remember by Suite Sambo reviews
Regrouping after Ginny is severely injured, Harry goes on a mission for Minerva and discovers that Snape is alive, is living as a Muggle with no memory of his magical life, and has a daughter Lily's age. A fun & sentimental journey to bring Severus home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
a maladroit romance by pyr0technic reviews
At twenty five years old, he is quite possibly in young, awkward love with his male rival and best friend. It had its advantages, he had to admit, with the lingering taste of wine on his lips.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Possession by Thai Tea Addict reviews
Sai is the prodigious older brother, Hikaru is a tragedy in the making, and the blood between them means both everything and nothing. AU, BL, Dark.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
No Visitors by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 8,773 - Follows: 5,523 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Strangers by XtraXplosions reviews
Seven years changes people, to the point they barely recognise each other.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Athena C., S. Blackquill - Complete
Taking out the trash by Literaturefangirl
*Spoilers for Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies!* After Athena's verdict has been handed down and everyone has left the court room, Simon stays behind to dispose of something from an unhappy chapter in his life (One-shot).
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Athena C., S. Blackquill, B. Fulbright - Complete
Kryptonite by XtraXplosions reviews
Athena's greatest strength comes from her special ears, but it can also be her greatest weakness.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Athena C., Apollo J., S. Blackquill, Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Self-Rescuing Princess by Some Call Me Tim reviews
Based on minor events in Turnabout Reclaimed. When the Twisted Samurai shows up at the aquarium during the attorneys' investigation, Athena is surprised - but determined not to let the moment go to waste.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, S. Blackquill, Athena C., B. Fulbright - Complete
De novo by FireEdge reviews
[Contains spoilers for GS5/Dual Destinies] For the first time in seven years, Simon Blackquill looked forward to the coming of the New Year... Because, this time, he had something to look forward to. [Eventual Blackquill/Athena]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.]
Worst Case Scenario by Sarah1281 reviews
Thor and Loki have resolved their differences and Loki returns to Asgard about as repentant as can be expected. Odin and Frigga are pleased by this but rather horrified that their sons have fallen in love with each other in the process. Non-Thor 2 compliant.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 236 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
Genesis (The Really Big One) by zeaoconstantine reviews
Crowley figured that 'The Big One', the final battle to decide the fate of the Earth would be Heaven and Hell verses the Human population. Not only was he terribly wrong, but there is much that no one knows about the world. Save for two people. God and Satan themselves. Aziraphale and Crowley are really deep in it this time. A/C
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale]
Christmas Confessions by AA Addict reviews
Simon goes to the Wright Anything Agency Christmas party, and meets a number of people, including Miss Athena Cykes. Simon is confronted by feelings that he's never had before. The only thing stopping him from admitting them- Are they returned?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [S. Blackquill, Athena C.] Diego A., Apollo J. - Complete
Rainy Days by Collie Parkillo reviews
Phoenix Wright's heart was unusually heavy for that of a fourth grader. [narumitsu]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick]
Discipline by Sarah1281 reviews
Frigga thinks Odin is being too severe with Loki by depriving him of ever seeing her again and doesn't wish that for herself either. Odin explains that he won't really keep them apart for all eternity but he has to be strict or Loki won't take the situation seriously. Surely Loki will understand and be reasonable about this!
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 6,752 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Years' Time by pyr0technic reviews
Four times Miles Edgeworth denies having feelings for his rival, and one time he doesn't.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 5,265 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
A Matter of Time by Melethril reviews
Elves do not measure time as mortals do. However, Legolas has trouble finding peace in the most elfish and timeless of places.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Legolas - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 7,459 - Follows: 5,095 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Liffae reviews
When he is young, Naruto learns that sometimes you don't want to be found. A legend is born.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
A Train to Kurain by pyr0technic reviews
Phoenix and Miles are in an unfortunate circumstance in a train bedroom car. — Narumitsu.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Natsume Naruto Yuujinchou by Auto-nin reviews
Up for adoption...Naruto can see spirits. After finding his grandma's Book of Friends, his life is turned upside down. Now, he has to dissolve the book while being a ninja! However, that is if Naruto can keep from dying thanks to the supernatural or his teammates!
Crossover - Naruto & Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Nyanko
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
I'm A Doctor, Not A by Lucillia reviews
A while back someone - or several someones - did something where Watson says "I'm a doctor, not a... Insert profession here ." I was inspired. All of mine will be crossovers with a fantasy or sci-fi twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 384 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 5,583 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Achilles Heel by suitcase design winner reviews
It's too hard to get to Miles Edgeworth for revenge. But that defense attorney he was talking to seems so vulnerable in comparion...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,023 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., D. Gumshoe
Looks Like by kireira reviews
Hikaru is getting signals from Touya, who doesn't even know he's sending them. HikaAki oneshot.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2013 - [Hikaru S., Akira T.] - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by psiten reviews
Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,190 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Child of Spirits by harunekonya reviews
In a world where Madara was never sealed, Natsume Takashi was spirited away as a small child and taken to be raised among spirits. For a long time, this suits all those involved, until the day an exorcist discovers Natsume's existence. For the first time, Natsume has a chance of being accepted by humans. Gen. (Warning: Spoilers for the Long Way Home arc, episode 51-53).
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,861 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Takashi N., Natori S.
Roses, Made by Hands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Series of one-shots set during eighth year, as Harry and Draco, quietly, make things together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,129 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company - including a still living Uchiha Izuna - have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Such Ingratitude by Sarah1281 reviews
Javert hadn't known what he thought would happen to him once he drowned but it probably wasn't that he would come back and be a ghost. He hadn't thought he had any business left with Valjean but when he happens upon him during Valjean's nightly trek to almost visit Cosette and begins to understand what is going on, he is most definitely not pleased.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Valjean, Javert, Marius - Complete
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world: Obito died saving his teammates. Konoha's Original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is Naruto's caretaker, and Uchiha Madara is the driving force behind the Akatsuki, still alive and running around doing his own dirty work despite his advanced age. Both men share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Myths and Reality by Sarah1281 reviews
There wasn't much that Valjean was sure of anymore, especially after discovering Marius and Cosette's love, but Javert was a rare constant. Or at least he had been before Valjean stumbled across him crouched over a prone man and sipping at his blood. All he knows is that nothing makes sense and he has to get out of there but Javert isn't about to just let it end there.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Dim Smitten Star by psiten reviews
"You left the festivities," a man called out. A softer voice answered, "I wanted to be alone." - In which Seishirou is a jerk, Subaru is an overcooked angst-muffin, and Kerberos wishes they'd worked out any of their issues in the last 2000 years. "15 Mokona" Pirates vs Ninjas AU #6. Intended as a "post-credits" bonus scene for "Dark and Stormy", the night after that story ends.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & X/1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Kero/Cerberus, Subaru S., Seishirou S. - Complete
Dark and Stormy by psiten reviews
A full-scale pirate rebellion in Sorata's home fleet finds the Dragon of Heaven in a sea battle, Kamui in a race with an elite ninja team for a legendary artifact, and Fai... on a date? Gift fic for Beltenebra. "15 Mokona" Pirates vs. Ninjas AU #5. Kuro/Fai (Tsubasa) main pairing -more in later chapters- with a prominent xxxHoLic/X/Tokyo Babylon/MKR/CCS crossover backdrop.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Fai, Kamui, Kurogane, Hikaru S. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 6,882 - Follows: 5,294 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12070 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Aziraphale 100 by Lucillia reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite angel and his friends - and enemies, bookstore, books, pets, the people around him etc... Companion piece to Crowley 100.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Crowley 100 by Lucillia reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite demon and his friends - and his enemies, apartment, plants, people around him, etc. ...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11561 - Favs: 16,983 - Follows: 11,429 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Grooming by Raven Ehtar reviews
Angels don't tend to take very good care of their wings. Not like demons. Sometimes the state of Aziraphale's gets to be too much for Crowley to ignore anymore. One-shot. Mild Aziraphale/Crowley.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/14/2013 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Parallels by ncfan reviews
As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sirius B., Percy W., Regulus B. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Two From Class B by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that Hyuuga Hiashi and Hyuuga Hizashi were probably on one of the most renown teams in Konoha history, learning under Jiraiya of the Sannin alongside Namikaze Minato himself, they were never going to say a single word about it. As far as they were concerned, they'd never been Genin, and anyone who said otherwise was lying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Jiraiya, Minato N., Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
First-Name Basis by kireira reviews
Hikaru has somehow started calling Touya "Akira", and that, of course, is rather a big deal. Suggestive HikaAki.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Hikaru S., Akira T.] H. Kuwabara, Heihachi S. - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Walk Two Lifetimes by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,489 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Parseltongue Legend by Obsession141 reviews
Harry discovers Parseltongue at a much younger age, and thus finds the magical world well before usual. Grey!Harry - Dark!Harry eventually. Powerful, slytherin, parentage, parseltongue, dark magic, Voldemort and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,960 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P.
Strangely Together, Uniquely Apart by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Kakashi volunteers to take a mission with Iruka based on idle curiosity, but he discovers more about his fellow shinobi than he originally intended.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,292 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
So True a Fool is Love by Swiss Army Knife reviews
What would have happened if Kirk and Spock had been forced to leave McCoy behind with the godlike psychopaths in "Plato's Stepchildren"?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 8,020 - Follows: 2,387 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Bound By The Ring by acommonname reviews
To stop women from asking him out, Sasuke Uchiha, suddenly goes to work with a fake wedding ring on his finger. He is nominated to be Konoha Corp.'s next president. Everything was going great. Until he was invited to a business dinner with his WIFE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,778 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Price by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 240 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U.
Problem on Set! by QuEen0fs0ng reviews
Natori has a problem. He's in love with Natsume. To releive stress Natori plunges into work as an actor Natsume/Natori New Chapter Up! Warning: some cross-dressing and cursing
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,428 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Takashi N., Natori S.
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 4,002 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 367 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Team Tobi by Morta's Priest reviews
Uchiha Obito got a second lease on life in the Third Shinobi World War, and the world was never quite the same. Now, many years later, he's ready for what could be his most difficult assignment yet: To be a sensei to three brats that just graduated from the Academy. Among them is Namikaze Naruto, Hokage's son!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Returns and Reworkings by Amber-and-Ash reviews
A series of snapshots from various POVs of what might have happened if Hikaru had succeeded in being sent back in time to when he first met Sai.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
Another Chance by Eiliyx94 reviews
It was hard to tell whether Fate was finally dealing Naruto a good hand or sending him further into hell. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,475 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 8080 - Favs: 6,294 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Swimming With the Fishes by greywolfheir reviews
Crowley becomes possessed by another demon. Inspired by a doodle made by hoursago (on tumblr) that I have no idea how to link to :/
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Sensei? Who? Me? by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
[Post series AU- Non compliant since Sasuke shows up in the War] Naruto causes Tsunade some headaches and now the Hokage is looking for payback. The Result? 23 year old Naruto gets a genin team. A small window into Naruto's life as a Jounin-sensei. Story consists of independent arcs. OC for genins. They are NOT kids of the Konoha 11. Join Naruto as he passes on his Will of Fire
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Naruto U.
Good Communication Skills by Lord Mendasuit reviews
A decent, convincing argument wherein you explain your reasons for doing something can go a long way in keeping a previously strained friendship intact. Sasuke is, as a matter of fact, intelligent enough to deduce this on his own, even if it might not seem so at first glance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As Good as Mine by Lucillia reviews
What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first? What if there was a very good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/12/2013 - James P., Molly W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
We Wear the Mask by Laziness Incarnate reviews
[Spoilers] In Hikaru's dream, Sai wears a mask. The title of the story comes from Paul Laurence Dunbar's poem of the same name.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 6,918 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 4,739 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Alternate Transportation by Lucillia reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
A Simple Misunderstanding by MintIceTea reviews
Yako finds that some human idioms have a completely different meaning to demons.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
For the Village by ncfan reviews
So what was his legacy, exactly? Tobirama, Sasuke, Hashirama. Spoilers for 619.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Tobirama S., Sasuke U. - Complete
ghost town by ncfan reviews
The only way she can describe it is as an overwhelming sense of déjà vu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Karin U., Juugo, Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Meddlesome Jutsu by smartcat reviews
When some people just don't know when to stop meddling. Dead OR Alive. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
An Elk? by Lamiel reviews
The Elvenking has a reason for everything he does. Really. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
Forgive Us Our Trespasses by sparrowette reviews
Because an eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Naruto forgives everyone, Kyuubi only one, Sasuke wishes Naruto would stop forgiving him, Kakashi is willing to pretend for Naruto's sake and Iruka isn't quite deliberate enough for it to actually count as forgiving.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 189 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Testimony by Persnickety reviews
Harry returns to complete his Seventh Year at Hogwarts during the chaos of the Death Eater trials. Adjusting to a normal life proves impossible for him, though, as an old obsession takes over. WIP. (Violence, Slash (H/D), Angst. Era: Post-War)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,709 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The House That Lovers Built by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A planned Auror raid on a notorious Potions brewer goes wrong. Badly wrong. To the point of 'Harry trapped in a magical house with Draco Malfoy' wrong. And the key to leaving is going to be something that Harry might not have the strength to face. Updated every Monday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,936 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
The Bone Eater by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
When Kikyo is resurrected by a shadowy enemy, Kagome loses her own humanity. Transformed into a demon, she learns to adapt in the halls of the Western Fortress. A Kagome-turns-demon story like no other begins now!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,267 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 4,767 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,448 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 11,034 - Follows: 3,279 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Horcruxes by Ettie Tobias reviews
Dumbledore stressed that Harry must die, willingly, by the wand of Lord Voldemort himself. In which Harry dies, quite unwillingly, to a basilisk, and leaves his body to one Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Ballad of the Exile by KobuZero reviews
Just a one-shot about how a little tune can bring back memories for a certain soldier named Riven.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Riven, Sona - Complete
To Succeed Sai by Taiora3390 reviews
As Hikaru faces his life as a professional go player, he has one goal to work on: To succeed his old master, Sai. This story takes place after the last manga. UPDATE! After two years, I'm back, baby!
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Hikaru S.
Tainted by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki reflects on the one crime he got away with. The crime that destroyed his career and eventually led to him betraying Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Mizuki - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Second Chances by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
153 years old, long after the defeat of the greatest Dark lord of all times, Harry Potter divorcee is alone and depressed. Contemplating suicide his familiar finds a way for him to go back and fix what he regrets not doing the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,891 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lies and Promises by Kristen Sharpe reviews
At nine, Yukio is already looking forward to the day he won't have to lie to his brother. [Oneshot]
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O., Shiro F. - Complete
Follow Me, Fall To My Feet by CuddleMeClose reviews
Sasuke didn't want to kill Naruto. He just wanted to own him. A story of Sasuke s struggle with his failing sanity and chaotic heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
End of a Cycle of Hatred by Hochmeister reviews
Two men, once like brothers face each other for the last time. The final confrontation between Sasuke and Naruto set in a divergent timeline where Naruto won at the Valley of the End. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Alone by Lucillia reviews
If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The People We've Become by Zephyras reviews
At first, no one could've guessed the consequences of Uzumaki Naruto's disappearance. However, seven years later, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are rogue ninja, Team Seven assembles once more, and they all have secrets. Naruto/Sasuke, Sakura/Lee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,015 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Team Seven
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,361 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fake Love by obeytherandomness reviews
Naruto confessed his feelings for Sasuke but he knew that Sasuke was only using him so that he could defeat Itachi with Kyuubi's power. He's just glad he was able to enjoy the fake love while it lasted. Naruto's POV. SasuNaru. I hope you like it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unrequited by TwistedEnvisage reviews
While trying to convince Sasuke that vengeance is wrong and to come back to the village, Naruto undoubtedly does the last thing he ever thought he'd do. SasuNaru co-written with xXloveless19Xx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guide You Home by TsunamiHatake reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke home by any means necessary. Any. Means. Necessary. Yaoi, lemon, smut, oooey gooey goodness. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 4,505 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Tyrants and Terriers by Lost timemachine reviews
A collection of short stories revolving around the relationship between Havelock Vetinari and Samuel Vimes. All of these stories are set in the future. Contains assassination attempts, kidnappings and quiet, instrospective conversations.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
What's in a Name by BlackJoker013 reviews
this one shot was a longtime coming. for all those sick of the Majority ruling of boringness. read don't read it i really don't care I'm just airing out my brain
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Stories He Told by Lucillia reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
One Little Misfit by Skeren Dreamera reviews
For some reason, nobody ever sat Obito down and asked him why he was always late, just like they never asked him why he wore goggles all the time. If they had, they might have been stunned by the simplicity of his answers, and everything would have made just a little bit more sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
The Reason by Lucillia reviews
Considering the fact that both sides believed that they were right, they would naturally believe that what they were doing was the right thing, and may even have similar reasons for doing what they were doing, and a shared inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 242 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Habits by Kittenn1011 reviews
Breaking a habit can be the most difficult thing in the world, and Edogawa Conan has amassed a number of them. Ran's thoughts on Kudo Shinichi upon his return.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Ran M., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Masterpiece of Reality by Lauralot reviews
No idea is simple when you need to plant it in a madman's mind. Crossover with The Dark Knight. Takes place after both Inception and TDK, and in an alternate continuity from TDKR.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Eames, Arthur
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Xxmilk-candy1996xX reviews
One day a new student transferred to Natsume's class, but soon Natsume noticed something odd about him, and uncovers a past even darker than his.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,601 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Takashi N.
Little stupid completely,ruined,my,life thing! by Akira-kun reviews
"How do you survive when, because of a failed jutsu, you get stuck together with the last person in the world you want be stuck together with? Simple, you don't. Gah! Stupid chain!" AR. SasuNaru. Lemon. Twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 423 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Sexy no Jutsu by DarkQueenDraconite reviews
Konohamaru accidentally opens a vial that changes all the sexes of all the characters in Naruto, as well as makes them super sexy. Pre-Chuunin Exams, and Sasuke and the Sand Sibs are thrown into the gender-madness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010
Madonna Ain't Got Shit On Derek's Vogue by TheHalfDrunkMonkey reviews
He's pretty sure their snark can actually cause WWIII if they keep it up.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
The Hokage's Legend by Egghead reviews
Summary:With a Great Shinobi War just over the horizon and internal forces plotting his downfall, how will the Rokudaime Hokage lead Konoha to a new age of peace and prosperity? Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters though I wish I did
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/26/2010
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5079 - Favs: 18,605 - Follows: 16,760 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Consolations of a Summer's Day by Blame Brampton reviews
Harry Potter is absolutely certain Draco Malfoy did not murder Pansy Parkinson. He's almost absolutely certain he can prove this without sacrificing his career and having them both hauled up before the Wizengamot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moonlight Talk by MaliBiser reviews
Gaara often wondered how he could ever repay Naruto for all he had done for him, but all the young Kazekage needed to do was offer a few right words at the right time. Gaara/Naruto friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Giant Among Wizards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco opened a box he shouldn't have opened, and now his magic is growing out of control. Enter former Auror trainee Harry Potter, who's looking for a new career, and interested in helping Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Remains, However Improbable by Riddle Master 101 reviews
In which there is much drama, excitement, and magic. In which Mycroft is annoyed, Sherlock deducts the Statute of Security to pieces, and John is the only one polite to the new tenant. In other words: in which Harry Potter moves to Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 9,712 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Life Is Short! by Economy reviews
Take control of it while you're still alive!
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Malcom - Complete
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Evil Eye you say? by Skeren Dreamera reviews
In the time of the Sage of the Six Paths, the gods were a little more invested in humanity. For their own amusement that is.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Once Out of Nature by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco has been trapped in mirrors for so long that he remembers very little. But now there might, of all things, a chance of escape. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's All Madara's Fault by Lil' DeiDei reviews
It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Madara U., Team Seven - Complete
In Which Phoenix Hugs It Out With Edgeworth by Amateur Warden reviews
Set in the third game! You know that part where Edgeworth is blaming himself for Iris getting away, and how Phoenix thinks about "hugging it out" with him? Yes. Also I may have suggested Phoenix/Edgeworth at one point. Enjoy.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
the never titled by Imaginarivalued reviews
Prepare for the epic showdown! There are no words! What is this I don't even. -Spoilers ? for chapter 589.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Princess BrideAce Attorney Crossover by Amateur Warden reviews
Request of the Kink Meme. I took the movie script and filled it with as much Ace Attorney as I could 8I Enjoy.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Mia F. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
You Got It by psiten reviews
"Go help our guests, Kudou-kun. And remember - the customer may not always be right, but the customer is definitely armed with at least five deadly weapons." AU, Pirates vs. Ninjas. 15 Mokona.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Rikuo H., Kazahaya Kudo - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 735 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Gellert, Tom, Severus, Harry by Ettie Tobias reviews
Because if Harry reminded you of Tom, then Tom reminded you of Gellert. Oneshot. 2nd person. Dumbledore's life was spent trying to fix his mistakes. It was for the greater good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Real Talking by Skeren Dreamera reviews
When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Sword of Solomon by Books of Change reviews
It's been years since Sherlock returned and yet John refuses to update his blog. There is a reason for that. Like many things in their shared life, it has to do with a case—a case John doesn't want to write up. Post-TRF casefic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/2/2012 - John W. - Complete
Bound by TwistedEnvisage reviews
What happened after the mission where Sasuke and Naruto got their hands stuck together by "foul" chakra? Two days of interesting interactions and struggling to hide a very strong lust. Two days of being inseparable. It couldn't be that bad, could it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Shadows by AlphaEph19 reviews
Shikamaru went to great lengths to avoid reaching his potential. But what if he had to choose between avoiding trouble, and growing strong to protect his friends? From out of the shadows, a new light will appear. Starts canon, ends very AU. *COMPLETE* *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,186 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Lucillia reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Postage Due by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 289 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
One Little Push by harunekonya reviews
Nishimura wants to know what Natsume is hiding, but he knows the other boy too well to push. Then one day he spots Natsume surrounded by a group of strange men, and tries to step in to help...
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Nishimura S., S. Matoba - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 6,523 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Same Difference by HoneydewKisses reviews
"When Natsume first comes into their class, Kitamoto thinks he's a little weird." A Kitamoto finds out about youkai story. Rated T for Nishimura's temper.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Kitamoto A., Takashi N. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sanctum Sanctorum by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,584 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 3,948 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Undercover by caffeinekitty reviews
On a night out at a club, Shizuo meets the enigmatic Kanra. Unfortunately for him, she's not... exactly what she seems.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by AlexJanna reviews
After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,710 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Purposely Physical by Celianna reviews
Momoshiro and Kaidoh sure get physical a lot. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,268 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
The Last Request of Albus Dumbledore by Professor SS19 reviews
Albus Dumbledore is dead. His will details the distribution of his belongings and the Hogwarts Headship - but it does not include his final request - that Severus Snape guide, mentor and protect Harry Potter... AU, HBP, an experiment...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts Reads Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend by SideshowStarlet reviews
Umbridge comes across a copy of the fic "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend" and, believing it contains valuable information about the BWL, forces Hogwarts to listen to a reading of it. School-wide snarking and an unusual coming-out ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P.
Watch And Learn by hevaann reviews
A lesson in Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
Sheriff Laws by TheHalfDrunkMonkey reviews
Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Once Upon a Time in Seoul by Aya-dono reviews
The morning after the end of an international Go tournament is horrendously devoid of Go - but ripe with hangovers... Implications of AkiHika and others.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2012 - K. Yeong-ha, Hikaru S. - Complete
The Unfortunate Event Of One Kiba Inuzuka by smartcat reviews
Shikamaru turned to look Kiba directly in the eye. "There are reasons why doors are locked, Inuzuka." Kiba rolled his eyes, "Oh please…it's Naruto. What could he possibly be doing other than eating ramen?" Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 6,023 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Name by ElfGrove reviews
Another one-shot in the same concept thread as "Later On" and "Weak". Takashi Natsume receives one final memory of his Grandmother Reiko as he returns the last name in the book to it's rightful Youkai owner.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Takashi N., Reiko N.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 10,632 - Follows: 5,639 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Words I Couldn't Say by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Sasuke has been in love with his best friend for years, but has kept it to himself, believing his feelings were unrequited. Sometimes, though, keeping something to yourself is the worst thing you can do. Yaoi NaruSasuNaru AU disclaimer inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 150,562 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 283 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reading Good Omens by agn1ka1 reviews
When Adam finds a mysterious manuscript entitled "Good Omens", he decides to show it to a certain angel and demon duo. Rated T for mild language nothing worse than what's in the book and C/A. Nothing too explicit.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011
The Duplicitous Nature of Chest Monsters by quidditchmum reviews
Harry seeks counsel after his chest monster rears its ugly head during an outing with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 617 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
He's The Sheriff's Son by TheHalfDrunkMonkey reviews
Derek just opened the door and walked inside pretending his pack mates hadn't just asked him to make a home porno with two barely legal males. Nothing said friendship like public humiliation.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 3 (Old Version) by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's summer holiday has been anything but fun. He's been treated like a common criminal by the Muggles. His circumstances don't begin to improve when he finally breaks out, for one of Voldemort's strongest supporters has likewise escaped, from Azkaban, the most secure place in Britain. *** This fic has been revised! See story ID 7949779.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,847 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 1 (Old Version) by Dethryl reviews
Suppose Draco Malfoy introduced himself before he started acting like an ass. What if he had asked Harry's name before insulting Hagrid? A friendly handshake in Madam Malkin's leads to an alternate but realistic universe which is eerily like the canon. *** This fic has been revised! See story ID 7659033.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Give Me a Word, I'll Give You My Worth by serenphoria reviews
Arthur had expected a pep talk from Merlin, but this is not how he saw it going. [Inspired by Season 4 finale summary]
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 15,766 - Follows: 4,324 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Precious People by peanutbutter126 reviews
Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 209,501 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 3,566 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
A is for Anteater by laurelangel reviews
Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Convalescence by Liliath reviews
The coitus wasn't meant to be, not at all sweet; Sasuke has all of Naruto, Naruto all of Sasuke. But they're not ready. They start at the end and old wounds can't be mended yet. Tis a twisted tale that yearns for a happy ending. Heavy shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 1,013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Newfound Memories by LightningHunter reviews
After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Not Even Death by Lucillia reviews
DI Lestrade reflects on a family legend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Tango Just For Two by HolyToledo reviews
During the car ride back to wherever the hell Anathema lives; she makes some interesting inquiries about Crowley and Aziraphale. Aziraphale/Crowley.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
How to Make a Cup of Tea, by Dr J Watson by Phorcys reviews
To first make a cup of tea, you must have a tea pot unfortunately the last time John saw the tea pot it was filled with hazardous waste. Comic gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Rather Disturbing Disagreement by PhoenixDiamond reviews
After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Rags and Other Things by Lucillia reviews
How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 5,379 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Harry Basilisk by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Poppy P.
Bad Pennies by Clodius Pulcher reviews
Adam Young dies. Repeatedly.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Adam Young, DEATH - Complete
Little Lost Spirit by ncfan reviews
She'll never forget the way he looked at her, the first time.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Fujiwara T., Takashi N. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Hands Full of Death by Bishie Huntress reviews
Naruto and Sasuke get into yet another fight. What is the outcome this time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Slings and Arrows by psiten reviews
Doumeki is pretty sure this is a dream, no matter what Watanuki has to say about it. -"I did not throw that banana so you could eat it, you over-salted lout! I threw it to make a point!" Pirate v. Ninja AU, sequel to "Talk Like a Pirate Day"
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/14/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 1,179 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hip Like Badass by RosaLui reviews
"I hate everything," said Sasuke, chugging more from the bottle. Sakura just fretted silently as Kakashi searched for the lost watermelon in the bushes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Fall Into by Bishie Huntress reviews
It was curious, really, how he'd come to be here. One day he was minding his own business, going about Team 7 missions as usual, and the next, he was fighting an ex-teammate/determined-not-to-be best friend/rival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 6,022 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 11,159 - Follows: 5,580 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Laying Claim by ncfan reviews
Since when has he been his human, and not his prey?
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Nyanko, Takashi N. - Complete
Partial Match by Lucillia reviews
An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold Cases by Lucillia reviews
The muggle police uncover a dark secret from the first war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unsure by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Adam is never sure what's real and what's not. Drabble.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Adam Young - Complete
The Greatest Shinobi by The Other One 7721 reviews
The Raikage thinks about the greatest shinobi the world has even seen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth About Suna by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Well, it's pretty much exactly what the title says. Sasuke unknowingly reveals the truth about Suna to Naruto. Just read it if you're bored or something. Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
VED by Lucillia reviews
When the ultimate test of purity drops by for a snack, Inuyasha learns that Kagome isn't quite as innocent as she appears.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Angry Angels by Moczo reviews
Michael and Lucifer meet to discuss the failed Apocalypse. Sort of.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Satan - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
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The One You Think of When You Think of Kissing reviews
During a filler-episode, Naruto is teamed up with an older kunoichi, who offers to turn into the person Naruto associates most with "kissing". One-shot. Narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Chatroom! On Crack! reviews
Shipping and Handling not included. Serious pairings not included. Humor is included. Crossovers not included. Incest not included. Hot romance not really included. Theories may be included. Crack personalities included. **This is a text version of a Youtube Naruto Chatroom series.** - Whether this may ever be made youtube'd- remains to tell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Outcome of the Arranged Marriage reviews
What would have happened if, in all those fics where Neji was stuck in an arranged marriage with Hinata, but loved Tenten- the marriage was not stopped, and went through. Where everyone fought for it to end, but it was forced through anyway. Neji/Tenten, Kiba/Hinata, Neji and Hinata are married.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tobi's mischief reviews
Tobi, being bored, decides to annoy Konoha ninja All credit for ways to annoy go to xOrange.Nekox
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Obito U.
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