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Joined 09-06-07, id: 1370896, Profile Updated: 04-14-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm not much of a writer. I guess I'm good at it when I set out to do something. I don't use outlines, and my writing style is something of a combination of Aaron Allston, J.K. Rowling, and Troy Denning, with a little Tolkien and Nathaniel Hawthorne thrown in for good measure (as in I don't do that much dialog).

I mainly read Harry Potter fanfictions, as there are so few good Star Wars fanfictions nowadays--most of the good ones were lost when Fanfix went down.

I prefer Harry/Hermione, but I also like Harry/Ginny, as long as it has a very original take on the relationship. I don't mind Ron/Hermione as long as Harry isn't pining for anyone at the time, or it isn't put in the spotlight. Ron usually ends up OoC in those situations. As for slash, I just don't get why anyone would be interested it. Then again, women say the same thing about men's interest in lesbians. Fair is fair, I guess.

While I thought Harry and Hermione were more compatible personalities, I do believe you would have to have been blind not to see Harry/Ginny coming from a mile away. I could see it happening when I first watched the CoS movie. I hadn't read any of the books at that point.

All stories are on indefinite Hiatus, as I have lost all interest in writing for the moment.

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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 152,483 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/13/2008
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8180 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Burgundy Blues by Inkyprints reviews
Here's an interesting fact that I just made up. In a strange universe slightly disconnected from this one, Harry Potter was born premature on the 31st of July 1980. In this story, he wasn't. Born 27th of September 1980 this is a Harry Potter with no scar, new classmates, a sinister looking wand, and somehow he's got a strange diary belonging to T. M. Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,533 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
After Seven Long Years by chozencaptain reviews
After the Final War ended, Harry Potter vanished. He was pronounced dead, leaving Ginny Weasley to raise the children on her own. However, after seven long years not everything is as it seems. -written previous to Deathly Hallows release- Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,025 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4500 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 2,710 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 429 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,317 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Granger by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Six year old Harry Potter can't take any more beatings and not being fed. He takes a chance opportunity to run away and is picked up by a very kind family. H/Hr/plus Rated for graphic scenes of abuse, & violence. Ch1 edited & slightly revised for clarity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 335 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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An American Wizard in Hogwarts reviews
Nostradamus foresaw a battle between Darkness and Twilight, but it was largely ignored by wizards, and completely ignored by muggles. So what does it have to do with Harry? HPHG later on, rated T for language, possibly violence later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,650 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Fractured Psyche reviews
Collection of story starters and one shots that may or may not be expanded and posted as their own stories. currently rated T, but that could change later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
Innocence Faded reviews
AU Immediately post Epilogue. Harry is happily married to Ginny, but not for long, as secrets from the past come back to bite her in the behind. M for language and some violence, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,255 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Poter III: Seventh Son reviews
The year is 2061 Harry Potter's youngest grandson is starting Hogwarts. Great things are expected of all Potters, But Harry III is special: He's the seventh son of Harry Potter's seventh son, and what they say about seventh sons is true...very true indeed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2008
Without You reviews
Summer after fifth year. Harry is wallowing in guilt, and not just for Sirius. He wonders about his feelings for a certain female friend, until a song on the radio helps sort his thoughts out. The story has taken a major left turn. You'll see what I mean
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Harry P.