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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

PS. All my stories are copyrighted to me. thanx :D

PPS. I do not own the characters other than my own OC's, the respected author/creator owns them. Thank you very much!!!

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 8,449 - Follows: 9,066 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ghosts Of The Present by artistic-chick13 reviews
A new girl comes to Sky High with her siblings and runs into some problems. Things get worse when two unlikely suitors fight over her.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 79,752 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 8/28/2005
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3648 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Pyromaniacs Nightmare by pyroarcana reviews
When most teenagers decide that burning down a school would be a good idea, being sent to Sky High usually isnt the form of punishment they expect. Well Arcana didnt. WarrenOC...
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,046 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Warren P.
Pickup Lines by bubbly chick reviews
Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
A Funny Mash Up by punk monkey reviews
Becca is constantly tormented by the jocks. But she finds comfort in Glee. What happens when the jocks come onto her turf and she starts to see one of them in a new light? Will he feel the same? Puck/ OC Please Review
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 106,740 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Puck
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Ever Wondering Mind by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Full Summary of the story in Chapter 5 of HSNE, The Original Version. Rated "T" for now; HP&T X-over. AU, OOC. I'm trying to stick to the plot of the book as best as I can.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,159 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 5,604 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wizards and Vampires by tinyhobbit reviews
Bella Swan wasn't who they thought she was. What if this becomes apparent after the battle with James? Bella goes home, she was only in Forks for the Order of the Phoenix. Now she has to deal with the life she left, when everything is not as it seems.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 75,922 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Premonition by 911turbowriter reviews
When Jasper is dragged to a fortune teller by his sister Rosalie, he expects to find closure for the loss of his fiancee,Maria,but he doesn't expect to find love with the dark haired, pixie-like beauty who has granted him permission to move on with life
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,335 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Cullens come to Hogwarts, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
HP/T Crossover; A/U, OOC. Canon Pairings. Rated now "T" since there isn't really anything bad in here, so ignore the "M" rating inside the story. Complete, Sequel AND Rewrite are up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,530 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
She Fell For The Tail by Annabelinda Tsuki reviews
Sakura has a bloodlimit, Gaara is doing crazy things, Sasuke is acting weirder than usual, and Naruto is dating Ramen-Girl, and all because she fell for the tail. Sequel to He Fell For The Eyes. READ PREQUIL FIRST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,897 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Fuyuhana by Wounded Angel reviews
•AU• Eight-year-old Sakura is wandering through the forest and comes upon a wounded wolf. Pitying the animal she heals it and in return she receives a gift that will change her life in more ways than she could ever imagine. •Standard Disclaimer Applied•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 175,435 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Be my hero by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are all orphans, living off there love for each other. One day, Ms Willow, there overseer, who was like a mother to them, turns up missing and is reported dead. Moving in her place is a man; Taylor Wilkins. Sum inside. Rate changes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,337 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Four Seasons by Kagome1235 reviews
Book 4 Air: A new chapter begins where questions will be answered and friendships will be tested. An epic unknown twist draws near for the young avatar and everyone he has come to know and love. Zutara, Sukka, and Taang pairings. Rated "M" in later chaps.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 102 - Words: 204,681 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Forgetting the Past by cpagirl reviews
Bella Swan leaves home to go to a boarding school leaving behind all her problems. She meets the Cullens and the Hales, and tries to forget about her life at home. Can she do it with the help of her new friends? AH. Way OOC. Mostly the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,593 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Tell You I Love You by EverWonderWhy reviews
Emmett has Bella move to Forks, Washington with him and Charlie. Bella just happens to meet the great Edward. Great story. Give it a shot! Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening by 911turbowriter reviews
Bella finally has her perfect forever...but as we all know Bella can't stay safe for long...The unoffical fifth book in The Twilight Series. Filled with love, laughter, hard times,the volturi,shopping with Alice, and Emmett's teasing. Bella's POV. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,079 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Cinderella Story by Quidditch Player-Seeker reviews
Bella is your modern day Cinderella. Step mom, step sisters, and the showoff Edward Cullen. Bella lives and breathes dance. Will she make it into the MSPA? Will Edward become the nice guy before all the fame? BxE Another Cinderella Story x Twilight
Crossover - Twilight & Another Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella
The Cullen Boys Days Alone by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Lol everyone but the three boys are out, and they are BOOOOREEEEEEEED. What will happen? Find out in these short funny stories! Rated T for language. Warning: May have content that is just plain stupid. Please refrain from hunting me down and shooting me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
Misfit by Churchill Vampiress reviews
AU/AH Twilight. Music was Bella Swan's life; she was in an alternative rock band but was forced to move away. Life for her is miserable. But can the mysterious, charming Edward change that? Can he make life bearable for the depressed girl? M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,679 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Girl by GambitGirl2008 reviews
there are rumors of new students at Sky High. what happens when Warren gets into a fight with one of them? can you really become friends with someone you fight with?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,715 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/27/2005
Never Far Behind by JeanieLee reviews
Evelyn Tracy, twin sister of the water loving prankster Gordon longs to be a Thunderbird, but her overprotective father refuses for his little girl to be put in harm's way. But when the Hood attacks and strands all but her and Alan up on Thunderbird 5, sh
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 62,378 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Gordon T., Alan T. - Complete
We're Not Alone, But We're Not Together Either by Insanity on High reviews
A series of drabbles about Dasey, Dally, and very slight Masey/Nasey. New drabble about Derek's love for Casey, and how he truly feels about Sally. Seemed OOC to me, but please bear with that. Please R&R.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
A Real Cinderella Story by xXLysXxNoodlesXx reviews
Melody was the typical girl, one with a best friend who was always there for her. But she was hiding a huge secret. When it comes out, how will everyone feel? KevinOC. T for violence and language.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008
All of my life I have waited for you by uponthemirrorglass reviews
For 9 months everything was right, for 6 years timing was just never right. Would Casey ever move on? Would Derek do something he'd regret? Or would they just wait for each other?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,184 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Founding Four by JTL2B2 reviews
Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. He has more power than any other wizard in the world, so why can't he show his power? What is holding him back from stopping Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,295 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Road to Fame by Katieluvsnickj4always reviews
Okay you guys this is the new and inproved Days with Jonas! Nick, Joe Kevin, Frankie and even Mama and Papa Jonas are in this story. It's funny and there is also drama so read it this is my Cinderella story! ENJOY!
A Cinderella Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,710 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2008
Flames by Star Flicker reviews
A new girl comes to Sky High and Layla has the perfect idea how to get two people that are perfect for each other, together, but will someone come and ruin it all? The story IS better then the summary because I suck at summaries... It's T to be safe...
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006
Time to Kill by A.E. Hall reviews
Not your average WarrenOC. The third installment in my series. Lydia and the rest of the seniors at Sky High spend a very eventful spring break at the place they least expected...school. Will they be able to handle all that comes of this week?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,051 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Warren P. - Complete
Kisses Behind the Portrait Door by Burstie reviews
Seven years after Harry Potter defeats Voldemort, 17 year old Camilla Morton returns to Hogwarts for her final year. And to her crush, 24 year old Professor Ron Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - OC, Ron W.
Ever the Same by PurpleWaffles reviews
Originally called 'My Rose' Fayte E. Forsythe is forced to move from her home in London to Sky High to live with her Godmother, Principal Linda Powers when tragedy strikes her home and changes her life forever. WarrenOC.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,888 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Life With Derek: Normal? by Mrs. Seater reviews
Starts off with Casey and Sam breaking up.Then,a kiss.[Dasey]What will come next?I'm sorry I stink at summaries.It's pretty good.Please review.UPDATED to Chapter 13!I'll update soon.DISCLAIMER I own nothing including Michael Seater, unfortunately:]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006
Undiscovered by xox Fallen.For.You xox reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts changed. After having a rough summer at home, and horrible end of 6th year because of abusive bf Harry Potter, she began cutting. What happens when Hermione shares a common room with Draco? Will he find out? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,364 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Game by Moon-Dancer721 reviews
She's lost the will to live, but she's found that she can numb the mental pain with the physical pain. He's tired of pretending and want's to experience his last year at school as himself. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,267 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Where we Met by ayshrina tan reviews
[COMPLETE!] At age 19, team 7 has gone thier seperate ways... what happens when they are united once again? And Sakura is engaged! How does Sasuke react? WARNING: includes sex, impiled seual activity & language. SASUSAKU SAKUOC NARUHINA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,711 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
If You Dare by exotic oaSis reviews
Hermione finds potential in the man she never thought possible to love. A new love enters Harry's life and Draco's life becomes even more complicated after the night of the Ball, and is forever changed once his father returns and shows him the road ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
When Prince Charming Comes Along by exotic oaSis reviews
d/hr*Complete*Under the new idea of Dumbledore, houses Gryffindor and Slytherin must get along and put together the play of Cinderella.Will Hermione find her true prince charming, or will the stoke of midnight be just the end of a dream?! plz R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,678 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Distraction reviews
I was bored and this popped in my head. How to distract a Hetalia character. XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012
Hidden reviews
Just a poem that came to mind it is the readers choice to decide who it is about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete