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Joined 09-07-07, id: 1371199, Profile Updated: 06-01-08
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Mass Effect.

It slices!! It dices!! It brings eternal damnation!! HandODoom is perfect for all of your catering and apocalyptical needs!!

Anywho, I'm someone who kills time by writing and I hope I can kill a little of yours with these stories. Enjoy!!

Things I've said/shouted at the TV

"You freaken kids! Stop mugging that leprechaun and let him eat his breakfast!"

"Yes senator, that's correct. Thomas Jefferson was a federalist... and Reagan was a communist with a fantastic cover." (sorry, the history buff in me just wants to strangle some people, especially if they're people in power.)

"The history of bread... I'm watching the history of bread... And I can't turn away... God help me..."

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What's in a Name? reviews
How can a hero be summed up in three lines? His crew is asking the same thing. Now, trapped in an underwater base, he can't dodge the questions anymore. Shepard must explain his past as his people face a crisis in the present.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Shepard (F)
The Team of Five reviews
Team Seven gets a new recruit. Can a former thief be trusted? What's he hiding? Where's my wallet? Hey! Reviews are always appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,072 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Naruto U.