Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Mass Effect.
It slices!! It dices!! It brings eternal damnation!! HandODoom is perfect for all of your catering and apocalyptical needs!!
Anywho, I'm someone who kills time by writing and I hope I can kill a little of yours with these stories. Enjoy!!
Things I've said/shouted at the TV
"You freaken kids! Stop mugging that leprechaun and let him eat his breakfast!"
"Yes senator, that's correct. Thomas Jefferson was a federalist... and Reagan was a communist with a fantastic cover." (sorry, the history buff in me just wants to strangle some people, especially if they're people in power.)
"The history of bread... I'm watching the history of bread... And I can't turn away... God help me..."