Fibinacihide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Well... Hello, I would just like to thank all the authors here for all the free entertainment. It certainly gets me through my workday. I try and review everything I read, unless, of course, I hated it and have nothing constructive to say. I have finished "Padfoot, Docteur D'amour" and have begun rutting through the files to find something else to inflict on you. Fibs recommends: Harry/Ginny "A Friend Indeed" by kb0 Harry/Luna "Luna's Hubby" by Meteoricshipyards Harry/Hermione- tie "Notebooks and Letters" by Chemprof, "Delicate" by SaoirseAngel, and "Will He Be Happy?" by Kafka Ex Machina Harry/Cho "H.P. and the Autumn Swan" by Lord Akiyama Harry/Fleur "The Lie I've Lived" by JBern Harry/Tonks "A Saving People Thing" by Aeshan Harry/Susan- tie "Merlin's Reaper" by Clell65619 and "Thank You Ms Bones" by OldCrow Best Books 1-7 rewrite all novel length - The R-Series by Regulus Harry/Multi-Harem -tie "Reunion" by Rorschach's Blot and "Acheiving Clarity" by Perfesser N Harry/Snape(nonslash) "The Best Revenge" by Arsenoe de Blassenville Harry/Draco friendship(nonslash) "Growing up Black" by Elvendork Nigellus Harry/Professor other than Dumbles, Mcgonagal or Snape -tie "H.P. and the Golden Needle" by Xenocidender, "Magical Me" by Publicola, and "After the Second Rise" by redfeathersky Best Hero!Harry "Storybook Hero" by Dogbertcarroll Best Marauders The Unbroken Series by Robin4 Best Smut- tie "The Python Defense" and "Alternative Medicine" by Canoncansodoff Best Crack!fic -tie "Lovegood Boobs Gooder" and "A Black Comedy" by Nonjon Best One-shot -tie "The French Connections"(ch88 of Odd ideas) by Rorschach's blot, and "All Hallows Eve" by apAidan Best story more than 50 chapters -tie "H.P. and the Story by Dad" by Dad9 and "Partially Kissed hero" by Perfect Lionheart Best Slytherin!Harry -tie A Different Road series by Black-ink 8922 and "Seventh Horcrux" by Emerald Ashes Best Harry/Slytherin girl - Never Alone Series by ToManyLetters Best Dark!Harry "Bluer than Indigo" by Rage Buddha Best Drabble series "A Different Fate" by Lord Hellebore Best Anthology Series -Tie "Thrilling tales of the Downright Unusual" by Clell65619, "Fragments" et. al. by dogbertcaroll, and "Odd Ideas" by Rorschach's Blot Best Bondfic "Soul Nexus" by Jade Seraph Most Heinous Abandonment of a story A Surreal Tale Series by E.M. Pink Best Author Not on here for something else -tie Muggledad, Baja B, and Don E. Delivery Author Most Missed E.M. Pink Best Forum The Sober Universe Best Community Top of the Mark (managed by Rorschach's Blot) Most reliable source of good stories apAidan's favorites list The Hall of Fame (i.e. the stories you have to read because everyone else refers to them so much) "Vox Coporis" by Miss Ann Thropic "Thank You, Ms. Bones" by Old Crow "To Fight the Coming Darkness" by JBern "Make a Wish" By Rorschach's Blot "Nightmares of Future past" by S'TarKan "This Means War" by Jeconais |
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What Doesn't Kill Us by Nemo Blank reviews
Harry builds on success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,871 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 6/8/2023 - Published: 4/24/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy W., Luna L.
Watch by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 259,557 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 5,746 - Follows: 5,196 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 5/30/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 12,510 - Follows: 6,066 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,279 - Reviews: 4419 - Favs: 13,745 - Follows: 14,864 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events by vlad the inhaler reviews
A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/10/2021 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W.
Not with a half-blood! by anorc reviews
A post-war Harry and Daphne betrothal, but without magical contracts, ancient betrothal contracts or... Harry being unable to get out of it. Daphne Greengrass at a ministry party tells that famous half-blood about her imminent engagement and marriage to the new head of the house of Black, Draco Malfoy. Harry is confused. [HP/DG] See Also A Witch with a certain point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,316 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 9/17/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Kreacher - Complete
A Thin Veneer by AlbertG reviews
Captain James T. Kirk Chancellor Gorkon rescues a group of Human refugees from the far side of the galaxy. That simple act of kindness will be the spark a war that ranges across the galaxy and reveal the thinness of the veil that separates civilization fr
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 449,627 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 10,933 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
A Question of When by vlad the inhaler reviews
Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 209 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Harry P., Romilda V.] - Complete
Out of the Darkness by TheRealThing reviews
Leia's capture and incarceration on the Death Star has a very different outcome in this AU story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 177,659 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Lovegood's Loving, Potters Playmate by TowerMage reviews
Post DH, Rated M for Adult Scenes. HPLL. Ginny divorces Harry for Draco Malfoy.Harry is finally free to love the girl who loves him. Prepare yourselves for a fiery farce of freelance foreplay&tales of tantalizing torment. Viewer Discretion Advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 69,557 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Blank Slate by tresmaraudeur reviews
Fourteen years ago, their slate had been wiped clean. With no memory of their pasts, they built a new life, but after an owl delivers a strange letter to their daughter, the life they built is beginning to crumble around them. With help from old friends, Lily and James Potter remember their pasts and return to the Wizarding World while Harry faces his fifth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,364 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
We All Fall After The Yule Ball by Don E. Delivery reviews
Harry's attraction to Parvati leads him to take his Yule Ball preparation much more seriously and his night is changed as a result. Includes an awesome Ron, an interesting Parvati and a drunk Katie Bell. Oh, and what's a Yule Ball fic without a little Fleur Delacour?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,644 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Parvati P.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Tabula Rasa by AnnaChase reviews
"It was over eleven years ago she had left the Wizarding World behind. The Order of the Phoenix had provided her with a new identity. A new identity she made her own, and by now it was her only identity. As she lived her life day after day, it was almost as if that other world ceased to exist. Like none of it had ever been real." [OC x Sirius] R&R much appreciated :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Sirius B., OC
Truly Magical by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Magic was a wonderful thing. Magic was a terrible thing. Both statements were true. No one knew that better than Hermione. And her only wish was the wonder of Magic would never leave the heart of her best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hedwig and the Angry Snitch by Poetheather1 reviews
Hedwig flies and contemplates life before she is so rudely interrupted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Hedwig - Complete
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors: A Portrait of the Malfoy Family by AnnaChase reviews
"There were all the right ingredients. Two young people open to the benefits this arranged marriage could bring. Qualities and characteristics, and even looks that matched. But even all the right ingredients were incapable of brewing a successful potion without a touch of magic. ". Lucius/Narcissa. Their story, at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,043 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Looking for Lily by Northumbrian reviews
It is 1980, and a lot of people are looking for Lily Potter. Who will find her first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Rabastan L. - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 6152 - Favs: 5,127 - Follows: 5,276 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Firebirds by antiochene reviews
The Phoenix has come to earth, but so have the Shi'ar. The X-Men and the Avengers discover that the road to hell is paved with good intentions as they try to overcome their differences and work together to save the mutant race - and Earth itself.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,698 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 7/25/2012
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Wedding Bells by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Marriage contracts are a total bummer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
The Eight Futures of Harry Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
Crookshanks the Matchmaker by midwestern sorceress reviews
All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 324 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
I, Potter by Ynyr reviews
In the year 2980 a team of archeologists discovers a secret autobiography written by Harry Potter, the Great Seeker who brought peace and prosperity to the world. It paints a very different picture than the one found in the official history books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,717 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Harry P.
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 12,878 - Follows: 4,055 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 409 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Coffee Shop Girl by Mystic25 reviews
An outside woman viewing Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Boasts of H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Coach Granger by Luan Mao reviews
A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,666 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Saturn by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Twelve years after the Dark Lord's victory, Draco Malfoy finds his position eroding in the new Britain as trials of accused traitors begin. Rated M for implications more than anything explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 201 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Values by DhampyrX2 reviews
Wednesday Addams is getting married. She wants her family to be there. Or at least the members that won't ruin the ceremony. And that includes a certain one-eyed carpenter. Will contain elements from the Addams family musicals, the New Addams Family TV show, and the movies. And maybe some 60's show references.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Xander H., Wednesday A.
Could have been by leedee reviews
What would've happened to Harry Potter's life if things had gone different that fateful night his parents were stolen from him? What if Snape hadn't heard the prophecy? What if Harry and Voldemort didn't meet that night and Voldemort remained powerful?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 169,640 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Autumn Swan by Lord Akiyama reviews
This version of the story has been aborted. It has been rebooted as "The Autumn Swan."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 309,519 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Cho C., Harry P. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 1,249 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 5,896 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
That Old House by vanillaparchment reviews
An old house sits at the end of a lane. Abandoned and forgotten, no one would have guessed who was going to buy it... or how full a life that old house was yet to live. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,454 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Granger by MattD12027 reviews
Abandoned. The true story of Hermione's time at Hogwarts, in her own words. Now between First and Second Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,377 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D. - Complete
Heirloom of Time by enchantedstarlight reviews
The clock stood in the corner of her parlor for years. She'd never understood why her parents had chosen to give her the Weasley family heirloom as a wedding gift, but, perhaps now, its time had finally come.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Thor the Parody by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Spoilers, and humour bordering on libel.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Thor - Complete
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 340 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yule Time by Perspicacity reviews
Augustus Rookwood, former Unspeakable, escapes capture at the Battle of Hogwarts. He develops a new form of time travel, which falls into the wrong hands and seals the fate of trillions of souls. Then, something remarkable happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9310 - Favs: 14,809 - Follows: 11,412 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 1,038 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 1,567 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 278 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 769 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scars by Zephros reviews
In the Department of Mysteries Hermione Granger received a scar from the silent curse sent her way. Years later the effects of that curse plague her marriage and her mind as she tries to live her life after the war. Post-DH. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
First Steps by stowfords reviews
AU 4th year A child like none other. With the power to perform a corporeal Patronus. What could have happened with a few steps in the right direction?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Closure by visiblestar reviews
The war is over and Harry tries to find a place where he belongs, a place where he can find some peace and begin the life that he has put on hold. Will he finally discover the feelings he has for his best friend as she helps him heal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny Returns by kb0 reviews
What if the war was over, but the only ones left were Ginny and a paralyzed friend? When Ginny finds a ritual that will send her back to an earlier point in the timeline, how will she change things to come out for the better? HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,144 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Blissful Amnesia by Swordchucks reviews
Chapter 1: "Whatever I’d done, it apparently warranted a savage beating from an oddly colored sea mammal. I don’t recall what it was, of course, seeing as I’ve already said that this is my first memory." Amnesia. Harry/Fleur. Pre-book 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,572 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dentists' Daughter by old-crow reviews
Dan and Emma Granger's peaceful life is rocked by a visitor claiming that there is a magical world. More shocking, the visitor wants their only daughter to become a part of that world! What would responsible parents do? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Mr. Granger, Minerva M. - Complete
A Saving People Thing by Aeshan reviews
Sirius has died at the Department of Mysteries. When a grieving Harry moves in with Tonks and Lupin for the summer, he finds new battles to fight and another person to save. Violence, sex, Lupin bashing. Lots more warnings inside. Harry/Tonks. Chap 10 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,928 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 5,525 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Lost Memories by Anlynne reviews
The war is the last memory Hermione has, but when she wakes she finds that her world has been different for a long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,612 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Soul Nexus by JadeSeraph reviews
Ginny Weasley was not all right after her first year - she pushed away everyone and everything that was important to her in her guilt and depression. But then, someone literally walked into her head and life and changed everything. A HG Epic, Harry PoV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 224,269 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
For Bitter or for Worse by Kerichi reviews
All is not well. George uses work and Firewhisky to cope with Fred's death until a drink with a friend leads to something that dulls pain better than alcohol. Emotionally torn by grief, he struggles to allow Alicia into his life. And then comes baby . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,101 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - [Alicia S., George W.] - Complete
Harry Potter, Sirius Black's Godchild by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Harry finally has everything he could ever want. A home with his freed godfather Sirius, his best friend Remus and the security that comes with family. However his 5th yr is going to be one chaotic mess after another. How will Harry deal with it all? HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 361,705 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Conversations in the Aftermath by chem prof reviews
An early morning talk between Harry and Hermione about how their lives are going leads to some decisions. Set after the final battle in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 5,666 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2981 - Favs: 5,221 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 271 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Mrs Lovegood Remembers by Aealket reviews
This is a follow on for "Mr. Lovegood Thinks". It covers things that I had wanted to say, but could not fit into that tale. Thanks to Dave Gerecke for acting as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 7,397 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Deerstalker by Xodarap reviews
In answer to the Xander Zone's Halloween challenge, what if Xander hadn't dressed as the solider on Halloween? What if he was dressed as the world's greatest detective? and no, I don't mean Batman
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Xander H. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 372 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spirits in the Future by MillieW reviews
Voldemort attacks the Potters, James and Lily tries to protect their beloved baby boy. Then suddenly they're in a house they do not know. Harry isn't with them and they don't know what happened. Where are they? And where is Harry? Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,725 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Year by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends gradually discover a growing friendship with a certain
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,931 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Luna L., Harry P.
About That Bomb by D-Tepes reviews
A very odd day in LA... post 'Orpheus,' with Xander having gone with Willow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Xander H., Faith L.
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Padfoot, Docteur D'amour reviews
Complete, Sirius thinks Harry could do with some female attention but his efforts lead to more than he might have been willing to bargain for, both for Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,341 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
The Red String of Fate reviews
DH compliant-what epilogue?- To stake her claim to the boy she loves, Ginny invokes an old spell which proves their love is true. But nothing no matter how deserved is free.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.