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Wow...they really just let you go to it here, don't they? Ah... I suppose the easiest way to go about this is to put up some FAQs. Right then.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?: My name is irrelevant, but you can call me Malum.
WHAT'S YOUR GENDER?: I'm a woman.
WHERE ARE YOU?: I live in a dorm in a place that is much more of Southern United States than I would like it to be. This does not mean that I am anti-American, only that I wish to live somewhere else.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?: Age is a box (bonus points to you if you can tell me what book that came from).
DISLIKES?: That too.
WHAT'S YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION?: I'm a student at the university level.
OH COOL! WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?: I'm double majoring in English Literature and Global Studies Chinese focus.
...WOW...WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT?: Graduate.
WHAT KINDA THINGS DO YOU LIKE TO WRITE?: I write pretty crappy things. I don't write poetry unless forced. I like humour.
SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO?: I take pictures. I have a deviantART account, and bonus points if you can find it.
WHAT'S WITH "BONUS POINTS"?: For every review you give me, I'll give you 1 point. If the review is a constructive review or very funny, you'll get 3 bonus points. If you do the various other things I mention, you'll get varying amounts of bonus points. Finally, if you get enough points, you can send away for a very special Malum Cookie.
(NOTE: Points only redeemable if submitted in writing at least 5 weeks before time of intended use. Malum reserves the right to eliminate points or Malum Cookies at any time. Please allow 8-45 years for delivery.)
WHERE ARE MY KEYS?: I don't know. Super bonus points if you know where mine are, though.
ARE YOU CRAZY?: Not certifiably...yet.
ARE YOU DEAD: Most of the time.
WAIT, IF YOU'RE DEAD, HOW CAN WE BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?: We can't.
BUT...YOU JUST SAID...: I know.
And that's pretty much me. I'm a tad more problematic, though. Just ask my roommate. Or my friends. Or my doctors. Or...anyone really.