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Joined 07-16-00, id: 13721, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 11 stories for Minesweeper, Diablo, Pokémon, Teen Titans, Warcraft, League of Legends, and FTL.

See that Ash to Ash, Dust to Dust business down there? Started in 1999. It is a distinct possibility that I was writing fanfiction before you were born. There. I don't think we have anything left to say to each other.

Well, that, and I still actively play League of Legends and still entertain the possibility of going back to Man of the World.

Charlie and the Flagship Factory by stylesrj reviews
This is the story about a man named Charlie Smith who was rescued from a desolate rock by a helpful Federation crew (and a psychotic Engi Captain) tasked on a dangerous mission across several sectors. Will Charlie find action, adventure and most importantly... romance? Or will he die a few chapters in to a Rebel scout and be forgotten about?
FTL - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014
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Ghosts of the Federation reviews
Captain Charlotte Brant has to hold her little ship and its ragtag crew together for a perilous run through Rebel space. They're the best that the Federation has to offer, which says something about the sorry state of the Federation. UPDATED 11-14: Formatting errors in chapter 5 resolved!
FTL - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,171 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/19/2014
A Man of the World reviews
Cho'Gath attempts to teach his voidling protégé the finer points of etiquette. It does not go well.
League of Legends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Cho'Gath, Kog'Maw
Ash to Ash, Dust to Dust reviews
A vintage post-apocalyptic Kanto fic. Mewtwo reigns absolute, and we join our heroes years after the collapse of the last organized resistance. Written eight years ago, with more on the way.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
Someone's in the Kitchen with Delia reviews
Brock and Mrs. Ketchum meet up at a new Viridian City kitchenware store. Will incidence arise from circumstance? Will one thing lead to another? Will it be the heat of the moment? Inprogress kitchenshipping fic if you don't know the ship, then read on!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007
Upon a Pale Horse reviews
A satyr and a goblin make their way to the Southfury River in a rapidly ending world.Specifically based on DotA, but any Warcraft knowledge should do. Third place entry in DotaPortal's first fanfic competition.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Teen Titans: Interlude with Hormones reviews
The Titans encounter their most treacherous foe: PUBERTY! My long-awaited return to the fic circuit; more chapters coming soon! R&R, and don't be afraid to tell me it needs improvement!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 10/18/2003
Defense of the Ancients: In the Eye of the Demon reviews
A Maiden, a Fletcher, a War. Based on the Defense of the Ancients map.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2006
MISSINGO INSANITY! reviews
A Stupid story if ever one was written. A mindnumbingly stupid story left over from the days of waybackwhen when I watched shows like this.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 12/17/2000
The Amazon's Baby: Who's the Father?! reviews
This was sitting in my folder for a long time, decided to publish it. Fairly sub-par, but with one or two funny moments. Enjoy!
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/31/2002
DIABLO II: A Hollow Victory reviews
All those who fought with the Prime Evils found that victory was perhaps more bitter than defeat. Now, what shall become of the valiant five who dared to strike down the Three? This is probably my best material thus far, so if you know the game, please R&
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2001 - Published: 11/25/2000
Endgame reviews
The epic struggle of four Windows Desktop games on a school computer. Written in 4 days, and inspired entirely by Naomi Sisko's writings.
Minesweeper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/19/2000