Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.I try so desperately to be funny. Most of the time I can only make myself laugh. I spend a lot of time getting into trouble at other people's expense. It's not my fault...they had it coming. If you think I am funny or can dig my type of humor then brava...if not...go to hell.
For all of you that would like to know more about me...read the bible. I think I am under the part talking about hellfire and brimestone...don't quote me on it, just read for yourself.
I like to write a lot of things. I write more than just humor but it isn't that funny so why should I let you guys read it? What are you staring at you weirdo?
As you can see, sarcasm is my bag, baby. Hopefully no one will take me too seriously. I think I can be witty when I insert a quarter into my "witty-coin-slot-thingy". It's the one that is right next to my "self-destruct-coin-slot-thingy". Be careful which one you insert the quarter into.
I like physical comedy too like slapstick...but then again...you look so physically ugly that it looks like you got slapped with the ugly stick.
If you would like to email me to tell me how funny I am or pay homage to me or tell me how unfunny I am or just to bitch me out...my email address is firstname.lastname@example.org.
P.S. If you are going to bitch me out then do so in a funny matter.
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