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I read a ton. Books/Webnovels/Fanfic,

On goodreads:

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(see profile there for novels and such)

Likes

Harry raising himself

Time travel done right.

Dimension travel.

"For Want of a Nail" type fics. (Alt universe type fics where one major or minor thing changes and makes a complete difference)

Dislikes

Angst

Bad Romance

Rape as a plot device

- I think I've seen this used in a story like once where it improved the quality of the story, and like 50 times as a poor decision on the writers part, overall I tend to ignore stories with it tagged in it now.

Enemies to lovers (If they start the physical relationship as non-con)

- Very hard to suspend disbelief there. I honestly don't think it's realistic, or at the very least it's not something to encourage.

Favorite fanfics:

A Second Chance at Happiness? Maybe? (complete, sequel in progress, a little fluffy, but usually good for a re-read)

Albus and Harry's World Trip (in progress, I like the magic style in this one. one of my fav dumbles)

Basilisk-born (complete)

Birdshot & it's prequel, The Potter Cartouche

Birth of a Nightmare Man (complete. Give it a shot even if you tried other entry points and weren't satisfied)

Custodarium (complete)

Greater Than, Lesser Be (complete)

Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia (complete)

Harry Potter and the Road Not Taken (in progress but like 4 parts done and solice leaves off at good point)

Harry Potter: Lost Very Far Away (complete, I like the first part a ton)

Harry the Hufflepuff (Not complete I think, worth picking up reading though)

Ninja Wizard (complete)

RuneMaster (complete)

Seventh Horcrux (complete)

That Universe Over There (in progress)

The Games They Play (complete)

The House of Potter Rebuilt (Complete)

The Lesson of You (complete, one of my fav harry/draco)

The Venom Peddler (complete, like how it expands on WW)

The Wizard of Harrenhal (complete)

Veiled Dimension (Abandoned, but stops at a good point, so open ended. Sandor so cute.)

Honorable Mentions:

A Black Comedy (complete)

Azoth (complete)

Delenda Est (complete, love parts of this, but some parts I skim on re-read, other parts I really wanted more)

Double Back (in progress, I'm a sucker for harry raising himself)

Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them (Complete) and The Handbook of Elf Psychology (Complete)

For Love of Magic (Complete)

Free from Force (like concept enough, but didn't like some parts, complete)

Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay (700k words slice of life, good for if you need a break from all the hurt harry out there)

Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts (Part 1 & 2 Complete)

Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance (Complete)

Purple Days (ASOIAF Joffrey Timeloop) (Complete)

Rise of the Wizards (Complete)

Swung by Serafim (Complete, love first half, hate lack of main pairing other than implied at end)

The Arithmancer-Verse by White Squirrel (Complete, liked first two installments, which resolve nicely, I'd say try or skip third in series)

The Crownless King (complete) (crack-fic, kind of short ~40k words)

The Disorder of the Phoenix (complete)

The Havoc side of the Force (In progress)

The Untouchable (complete)

Trichromatic (complete) (HP/DM/NL)

Turn back time (complete) (HP/DM/HG)

Authors I like

I like Starfox5, not sure if I'll reread some of them, but works like the following are worth giving a try:

- Divided and Entwined (Complete)

- Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider (Complete)

- For a lighter/more humorous read: Reformed, Returned and Really Trying (Complete).

- Longer but good: Harry Potter and the Lady Thief (Complete)

Works by BeepKeeper are good guilty pleasure reads. Really like re-reading them lately.

Jbern works are good on action. Wish there were more.

I love Lomonaaeren, but hate how that authors fics always end at the climax of the story.

Shorter fics like Forget-Me-Not (complete) are good, others I like until I finish but I never feel satisfied with conclusions, so I avoid that author's larger works.

Shorter fics/Oneshots

A Jaunt Through Time (6k words)

A Witch With A Righteous Anger (23k words)

Family - It's in the Blood (20k words)

Forge Weasley (16k words)

Frozen to the Bones (13k words)

Harry gets Motivated (10k words)

Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire (3k words)

Hermione Granger, Dermatologist (8k words)

Hiding in Plain Sight (10k words, pretty funny)

If Looks Could Kill (17k words)

Inspected By No 13 (18k words)

Lemon Drops Are Bad for Your Health (13k words)

Long Distance Touch (6k words)

Percy Weasley and The Prefect Job That Isn't A Vanity Role (Complete, ~20k words)

Ruthless Revenge (8k words)

The Very Best (21k words) (Re-read this one a ton, it's very well done)

Tin Foiled (2k words)

Weary Wizard (18k words)

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Smelly Fourth Year by BeepKeeper reviews
Summer after third year at Hogwarts begins with lower floors of Hogwarts filling with poisonous, caustic gas rising from the Chamber of Secrets. Elves save furniture and portraits but can't get anyone to pay attention to warnings. Several individuals enter castle but none of them ever leave. Dobby visits Harry Potter and word gets out. But Dumbledore doesn't pay attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/3 - Complete
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 107 - Words: 1,054,421 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 3,420 - Follows: 3,915 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,614 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos
Stranded by Starfox5 reviews
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. The star Seeker and the swotty muggleborn have been at each other's throats since their first year at Hogwarts. Their feud has cost Gryffindor more points than the Weasley twins and has now resulted in the two of them being stranded on a deserted island.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 297,068 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 1/3/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Lavender B.] - Complete
A Two Finger Salute by WolfgangNH reviews
Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,297 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 3/8 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Dobby - Complete
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,641 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 5,443 - Follows: 7,058 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer by Scribbling Steve reviews
Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne and her sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/22 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Birdshot by BeepKeeper reviews
Harry's exceptional summer between third and fourth years at Hogwarts begins with revising the goblin wars and figuring out how to get help from trusted adults. He spends time in the sunshine and thinks about his runic arrays and cartouche. The summer gets intense before return to Hogwarts where professors have stupid restrictions once again. BASH DUMBLEDORE BASH Magical Britain
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,844 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,225 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
All the Time in the World by burnable reviews
After an accident, Harry finds himself reliving his day, over and over. He decides to use his time... wisely. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 434 - Published: 3/6 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Coming of the Reaper by Slytherin7Piece reviews
Harry James Potter is Dead, at least that's what the wider Wizarding World believes, in early 1999 his death was faked by unspeakables and put through intense training to fight Dark Wizards. The rising of a new group of terrorist sees his skills put the the test but when an accident on a Raid sends him back to 1970 he will have to face all sorts of new challenges. Timetravel fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,250 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 7/5/2021 - [Harry P., Andromeda T.] N. Tonks, Marauders - Complete
Unintended Consequences (The Great Wandout) by old-crow reviews
Almost everyone within miles of Little Hangleton loses access to their magic. Who suffers? Who finds ways to benefit? Post Riddle tale. Workplace Harmony. Lots of O-Cs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 302,654 - Reviews: 3349 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/18/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Amelia B., Mr. Granger - Complete
Whispers of a Raven by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
The world around him had crumbled as the Ministry fell. He had become the hunted, and with only his wits, resilience and an ominous raven, he'd had to learn to survive. But why was he so compelled to go to the one place he knew he should avoid? The whispers urged him as did the dreams that plagued his sleep. Perhaps Death truly was the beginning... Time-travel, Harry/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 347,072 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 10,655 - Follows: 10,056 - Updated: 11/23/2021 - Published: 4/18/2021 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Arcturus B., Death - Complete
In Living Company by Frickles reviews
All Su Li wanted was the freedom to run her business and pursue her interests. Unfortunately, the only way to guarantee that was to enlist the aid of Britain's greatest - and most insane - hero, Harry Potter. Even the best-laid plans don't go off without a hitch, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/21/2021 - [Su L., Harry P.] Andromeda T., Mandy B. - Complete
Forge Weasley by BeepKeeper reviews
When Fred and George Weasley attempt to place their names into the Goblet of Fire, crossing Dumbledore's age line, the Goblet of Fire's magic reacts and grabs them. Something very unexpected happens to the Wizard-Who-Was-Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,216 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/15/2021 - Complete
A Witch With A Righteous Anger by BeepKeeper reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters disappear during the summer between Harry's fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts. Dumbledore stumbles in his many roles and must reassess his position. Harry sees Susan Bones in new light, and the Sparklemaggots get bashed… a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 155 - Published: 5/15/2021 - Complete
A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 369,606 - Reviews: 3313 - Favs: 7,658 - Follows: 6,455 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 11/16/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Winds of Change by Ian Hycrest reviews
With the success of Harry's scheme with the Foundation for the Future, magical Britain is at a crossroads. Dumbledore seeks to regain control of their society, but Harry will take this opportunity to fight for a better world. And with the famous Triwizard Tournament being held once again at Hogwarts, Harry will have the publicity needed to spread his message far and wide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,720 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 2/24/2021 - Published: 12/15/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Hermione G., Neville L.]
A Growing Understanding by birdwoman95 reviews
AU starting end of Fifth year. Hermione was hurt a bit more by Dolohov's curse, and Harry needs to do something to fix it. It all goes off the rails from there. Tropes galore, I'm terribly mean to several characters I don't like (i.e. most adults and the youngest Weasleys)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,624 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 1/29/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Disillusioned by La Morraine reviews
When the portkey attached to the Goblet of Fire deposits Harry and Cedric in the graveyard in Little Hangleton, Harry is in no mood to accommodate Voldemort's sinister plans. He decides to fight back and that changes everything. [H/Hr]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,259 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/12/2021 - Published: 1/8/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Cedric D. - Complete
Learning from Lily by Cyan93 reviews
Dementors on Privet Drive, what's next? Well, Harry finds his mum's words written specifically for him. In it, he learns of the duplicity of Dumbledore, who uses muggleborns as breeding stock. What will he do to escape that fate? He makes his own! Admittedly, I kind of lost track in chapter 2, but I think it ended quite nicely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,182 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/4/2021 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L., Susan B. - Complete
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Parliamentary Procedure by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter becomes annoyed with the Postwar Do-Nothing Wizengamot, and suggests that a monkey might be able to do the job. His familiar, a beautiful grey Adder, convinces him that a snake would do just as well. Thus, a legend is born, and the Wizarding World would never be the same. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 221 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Harry P., OC, Xenophilius L. - Complete
Lemon Drops Are Bad for Your Health by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Albus Dumbledore's plans are falling apart and he doesn't know who is doing it. Worse, Harry Potter is kidnapped from his relatives house by his parents and Sirius Black wants him back. What is a master manipulator to do? AU Rating for assault and murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,342 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/27/2020 - Albus D. - Complete
A Head Full of Harrys by Kingsonne reviews
When Harry Potter was hit by the killing curse in the Forbidden Forest, he found himself in a bright room, with a familiar face to explain things to him. That person was very much not Albus Dumbledore. Small crack-fic one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2020 - Harry P.
The Grinning Goblins by Fairywm reviews
Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,979 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Justin F. - Complete
Dog's Best Friend by RayWritesThings reviews
When Rubeus Hagrid is placed in the cell next to notorious murderer Sirius Black, truths are revealed and events are changed. / Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,685 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Rubeus H. - Complete
A New Adventure by UnapologeticallyCaffeinated reviews
Harry had to leave England. Booking the first flight he could, he ended up in New York City. Leaving England and the Wizarding World behind, he starts his new life with someone that he didn't expect. Fluff/AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 4/7/2020 - Published: 3/20/2019 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] - Complete
Childhood Sweethearts by Catstaff reviews
Based on a prompt from Harmony & Co's Prompt Bank. Harry and Hermione grow up close neighbours, and at age 6, decide to "get married." The wedding is attended by plushies, officiated by a Potter elf, the parents think it's adorable and even magic giggles. Cut to age 11, their Hogwarts letters arrive for Lord and Lady Potter... what the heck happened?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,410 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 458 - Published: 2/6/2020 - Complete
How James Saved the Day by fluffey-chan reviews
How James' ability to turn into a deer saved his family. Based on a post I saw on Tumblr. Also on my A03 account.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/16/2019 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
Sirius Saves Himself by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The Shower Slip by RayWritesThings reviews
In a version of events where Peter Pettigrew pays a little more care to his personal hygiene, everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Arthur W., Peter P. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7658 - Favs: 17,948 - Follows: 20,099 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Me Without My TARDIS 2 by potterlad81 reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Neville are still stuck in the past, and have started to build a life for themselves. Things are settling down, but then darkness rears its ugly head again. Harry's once more drawn into battle against the dark. With his friends and family he just might be able to fight them off. Updated to correct some minor errors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,475 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 277 - Published: 7/27/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Fleamont P. - Complete
Harry Potter and His Saving Theo Thing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTN slash. Harry can think of worse things to do than helping Theodore Nott rejoin society. And after a while, so can Theo. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,820 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 7/21/2019 - [Theodore N., Harry P.] - Complete
The Potter Conspiracy by Luiz4200 reviews
When Sirius Black is sent to Azkaban without a trial, Xenophilius Lovegood suspects it's part of a ploy regarding Sirius' godson and publishes his theory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Xenophilius L. - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 1,187 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 5,403 - Follows: 6,330 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 263 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 221 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Toad by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
With Hermione's care and help, Harry Potter's first detention with the Toad goes off course in a completely Harry Potter way and that changes everything. But will the headmaster finally understand why the Dementors, the Ministry, the dragon, Durzkaban and Voldemort have all failed to kill the BWL. Ronald Bilius has a happy ending. HHr NLLL MOF Dumbledore Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 178 - Published: 10/26/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5875 - Favs: 18,102 - Follows: 15,666 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Club by Haugh Wards reviews
"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 715 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Remember, Remember the 5th of November by mandymld reviews
Harry Potter, Guy Fawkes day and the hunt for the horcruxes with a smart Harry. Plus the fallout from ending the war early.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 1,326 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Prophetic Intervention by Harmonious Cannons reviews
Two more people heard the prophecy entirely. They took it upon themselves to change the course of the war, as they saw fit. This is what happens when the True Marauders, including Lily, Frank and Alice, and their friends from the Order, and three wise guides, the main characters, avert the prophecy. Good Dumbledore (somewhat); horrible Snape. Horcrux destruction implicit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,547 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Augusta L., Marauders, Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter - Complete
Percy helps by senawario reviews
Hermione tricks Percy into exposing Umbridge's blood quill detentions. The fallout from that takes some interesting turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 313 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Dolores U. - Complete
To Get a Date by jlluh reviews
Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
The Desk of Requirement by senawario reviews
This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
DO THE RESEARCH by Nigelcat1 reviews
What should have happened when James, Sirius and Peter "surprised" Remus with their new forms?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Complete
The Power Of The Brick by Haugh Wards reviews
When Dolores Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry Potter she expected everything to go well. However when Harry can't find his wand during the attack, he tries something else on the Dementors, changing the future of the impending war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 529 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 4359 - Favs: 8,356 - Follows: 5,379 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 254 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 6,672 - Follows: 4,165 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Insane Lord Mortem by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans. Voldemort's about to have a very bad day, and he's not the only one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 9,293 - Follows: 6,457 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 478 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
A Little Knowledge by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 309 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 1,420 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's Propaganda by Fairywm reviews
What if Harry read the Daily Prophet all the way through after his fourth year and didn't like what he read and fought back by taking a page out of Muggle history books on propaganda? Independent Harry, who leaves the Wizarding World to fend for itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 718 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry, Hermione, and the Tournament by Nargled reviews
It's Halloween. Harry hates Halloween. Can Hermione save him? T for very brief mild swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian Snake by Haugh Wards reviews
Coming out of detention with Professor Umbridge, a darker Harry takes revenge on her. One-shot. Warnings are inside. New chapter added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Basilisk - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 583 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 1,107 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 449 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Society of the Vesta Accolates by mandymld reviews
Narcissa M wants to join a magical high society league, to do so she is assigned 3 labors dealing with the Hearth, Home & Family as well as an apprentice, Hermione who wants to rescue Harry & free Sirius. Lucius just wants to support his wife, Draco wants to run away from home and Dumbledore, well he just wants his headache to go away. AD/MW bashed a pinch. Summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,335 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Hagrid's Fame by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Chamber of Secrets had been a mystery for as long as its legend was passed on from one generation to the other. When students started to be petrified, its horrible reputation was made much more real. But what if somebody managed to put the clues together? Somebody that knew lots about all kinds of magical creatures. What would that little change lead to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 237 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Rubeus H. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 1,848 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 9,694 - Follows: 3,994 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 3,185 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 5,216 - Follows: 1,825 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 8,095 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 861 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 5,403 - Follows: 1,774 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4083 - Favs: 10,495 - Follows: 11,064 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Second Chances And What Was Done With Them by Priya Ashok reviews
Albus Dumbledore is given a second change when he is sent back in time. This is what he does with it. This time. Please read and review. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6767 - Favs: 14,684 - Follows: 9,514 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 1,332 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 879 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 792 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 502 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scales of Change by Night Hawk 97 reviews
A brief foray through Harry Potter's life as it could have been, if he'd been just a little more opportunistic and less moralistic. Lo and behold, a small snake is enough of a catalyst. AU. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 338 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Dark Lord, Me? Don't Be Ridiculous! by offsides reviews
After Harry executes Voldemort and his inner circle, Albus Dumbledore confronts him about turning Dark. Harry's response is not what he expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 303 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Difference A Little Memory Can Make by loverofeevee reviews
Harry stumbles across a rather helpful pair of potions in his search to remember his school work better. Who'd a thought a little memory would make such a difference in a person's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 8,653 - Follows: 2,652 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
If I Die Young by bookreader911 reviews
They never thought he would live after they killed him. They never thought ghosts were real, but Harry has never let that stop him from haunting them. Please Review! Warning: Abused!Harry Beware of unhappy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 44,229 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Ghostly Boy by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 406 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 8,526 - Follows: 2,575 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 7,331 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 927 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The difference a name can make by rojekera reviews
How a proactive Harry could have had a happier life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,131 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 443 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Plan Of Action by arkkitehti reviews
In canon Alastor Moody is portrayed as a man of action, but he doesn't act like one. In this story Alastor refuses to blindly follow Dumbledores rules of engagement and conspires with Sirius to get the war going to right direction from the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Alastor M., Sirius B. - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Prank by bookaddict19 reviews
Upon the death of Lily and James Potter a last prank in the form of their will leads to an unpredictable chain of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Tripping Up by Drauchenfyre reviews
"Where I come from, there's ruuuules..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hermione G., Amelia B. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 825 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
APOCALYPSO by Grinning Lizard reviews
Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 321 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Mr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Power of Cheering Charms by LoveLifeForever reviews
What if Harry took an offhand comment in an entirely different way? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 719 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 14,982 - Follows: 6,594 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
How To Bring Down A Dark Lord: Black Style by Miss Mercury101 reviews
What if Sirius remembered his roots after James and Lily's deaths? What he went about his revenge in a more...Slytherin manner?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,302 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 9,866 - Follows: 2,622 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 3,888 - Follows: 968 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 7,915 - Follows: 1,864 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 459 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 975 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 642 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 1,581 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11854 - Favs: 24,248 - Follows: 8,774 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 6,902 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete