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Joined 09-09-07, id: 1372638, Profile Updated: 11-09-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Mortal Instruments, Bleach, and Pretty Little Liars.

Hi! I'm the Magickless Sorceress. So sad ;] Feel free to PM me, I'll reply to anybody who wants to request something or to just talk; I don't bite!
Mood: stressed out.

NOTE: I've been kind of gone here (no, I'm not dead =P), but that's because of school and NaNoWriMo. I'm not really on hiatus, just a mini-break...

I'm still open to discussing anything with anyone ;] I'm just very busy right now...

I'm currently in the process of revamping my profile- for now, please 'enjoy' these three pieces of information.

After taking three quizzes, I have determined that I am Rukia Kuchiki (caring, curious, strong, wise, and good-hearted), Ulquiorra Cifer, and a one-piece swimsuit.

Without a doubt, these are two of the most memorable thoughts relating to Bleach that I've had (not including plot bunnies)...

1.) I just pulled a Quincy! On pushing my glasses up...because Uryu's always doing that.

2.) You know, I would totally go bankai all over you, except...well...I can't... Something I felt like saying, but didn't...because the people I was with weren't watching Bleach (yet. One of my friends started ^_^)

Stories:

All of my previous fics (Twilight mostly)- I've looked at them, and I'm going to take them down. Don't worry to anybody actually reading them (is there anyone out there?), I'll put them back up really soon, but I'm editing them.

Mortal Instruments: Shards and End are both angst oneshots about Isabelle, Intervention is a soon-to-be multi-chaptered fic that I'm working on...

About Intervention: I realize that I really need to start posting, because CoFA is coming out in March, but due to multiple incidents involving my hand-written stories disappearing and my laptop being reformatted...it could be a bit.

Bleach: Someday is an angst oneshot, and I have a lot of ideas that are waiting for me to put pencil to paper.

FMA: Yes...I know there's nothing up yet :/ but again, SO MANY IDEAS!

Various- other ideas I'm toying with posting

About me: I'm a girl. I'm not telling you how old I am, but suffice it to say that I'm a teen in high school.

Facts: I play the oboe and the piano and I want to learn to play violin too. I'm in martial arts and I almost have my black belt. I had a brief stint with fencing (it was pretty fun, I just didn't have the time to train for tourneys). I am a very 'craft-sy' person, I guess, I sew and knit and make my own jewelry. I skipped a grade, so I'm a year younger than everyone else in my year. I read a lot, and I'm a hopeless romantic- I love fluff and angst, but I also love humor and parodies. I'm sarcastic, and my latest obsession is Bleach.

Level of freak: I'm unusually flexible: I can do the splits, get both my legs behind my head (I resemble a turtle on its shell when I do that...), and I'm double-jointed in my fingers, wrists, elbows, and shoulders...

And here I thought it wouldn't be a life story on me...

Books: Mortal Instruments! Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead. And the Blue Bloods series by Melissa De La Cruz! Actually, anything by Melissa De La Cruz... The Vampire Diaries (books, not the show...although I've heard the show is really good too.) The Notebook (the actual book) by Nicholas Sparks. The Chanters of Tremaris Trilogy. Twilight (not so much anymore, I liked it before the hype), Harry Potter. Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Lost Symbol (basically anything by Dan Brown), anything by Agatha Christie (I love Poirot), Sidney Sheldon, Robin Cook, etc. Tamora Pierce, House of Night, Looking Glass Wars, Gemma Doyle trilogy, The Hunger Games, The Dark Hills Divide, Artemis Fowl, Goosebumps, Enid Blyton, the Farsala trilogy, the Pendragon series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride, Breathless, Wintergirls, Willow, If I Stay, and many bookshelves more that I cannot think of at the moment.

Honestly, I could probably recommend tons of books to you...that's kind of why my friends come to me when we have a reading assignment >_

Anime/Manga: Bleach. Sadly, it seems like it's about to END. I won't allow it. I'm almost caught up with the manga, and I'm watching the subbed on the side. (Censorship sucks). Fullmetal Alchemist and FMA: Brotherhood, I actually started Brotherhood first...but I'm watching/reading all versions. Vampire Knight is a pretty good shoujo- although I like Zero more than Kaname. Also, Death Note...although I kind of lost track (AKA, didn't read with same level of thoroughness) after L died. Sure, Mello and Near are cool, and I like them. It's just that without L, it wasn't really Death Note- especially because Light was masquerading as L. Although I really, really liked the Los Angeles BB Murder Case. It was a surprisingly good spin-off. Oh, and I saw Marmalade Boy a long, long time ago...it's very soap-opera-ish. And now I must go catch up on Bleach and about fifteen other mangas that my friends have recommended.

Musicals: Les Miserables (it's a toss-up), Phantom of the Opera (it's true; I'm a phan), and Give It Up. Give It Up is a new musical that debuted in my city actually, it's based on a play by Aristophanes called Lysistrata, but it's remade into a modern college setting. It's hilariously funny, and I saw it twice :)

I am an odd writer, I don't listen to much music... Sure, I'll hear a song and a random plot-bunny with a fluffy white tail will be born, but still... (Oh, today I was biking, and a suicidal Chappy ran in front of my bike not six inches in front of my tire. I'm not kidding, but dang, those things are fast.) Please feel free to suggest music to me, in a review or a PM, I think I'm sadly out of touch with modern music.

Couple I ship, in no particular order:

Bleach:

Ichigo/Rukia. In spite of the recent release of 423, I AM STILL COMPLETELY ICHIRUKI. SOMETHING will chAngE. (I am a total IchiRuki fangirl, all you IchiHime people, sorry. Oh, and any of you Renji/Rukia shippers, not gonna happen. See below.) Byakuya/Renji. (I have no explanation for this- it's so cute. And no, Renji will not get together with Rukia...) Yoruichi/Soifon, (I really like this couple- but I've seen that sometimes people have Yoruichi with Kisuke...and that wouldn't be too bad, either, so just in case...), IshiHime (Princess Uryu...heh heh heh...), Gin/Rangiku (even if he is a traitor, he loves her...), Toshiro/Karin (we blow that one filler episode so out of proportion XD), Kira/Hisagi (they're nice together), Hitsugaya/Hinamori (I like this too...except that there isn't much well-written stuff for this couple O.O),

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Ed/Winry (isn't it canon?), Roy/Riza AKA Royai (so cute), Ed/Roy (occasionally),

Mortal Instruments:

Jace/Clary (is there really another choice?), Malec (such a cute couple name), Simon/Isabelle (yeah, all you Simon/Maia shippers, sorry, but the only time I'm writing Simaia (wow, even the couple name is weird...) is for my angst stories), Alec/Isabelle (Lightcest!), Jace/Isabelle (okay, I lied, there is another choice XD but not seriously- I only write one-sided angst for this)

Blue Bloods:

Jack/Schuyler (except for the whole blood-burning thing...), Mimi/Kingsley (he shouldn't have died), Bliss/Dylan (is there anyone else, seriously? But I'm not really a fan of this)

Vampire Academy:

Rose/Dimitri (Duh.), Lissa/Christian, but I do feel so sad for Adrian! Because as of Spirit Bound, he doesn't have anyone! :'[

Hunger Games:

...I love the last line. It is indeed a good ending. I have nothing against K/P, but I do wish that she would've gone into more detail about what happened to Gale. "Some fancy job in Two" doesn't cut it. And I was sadly disappointed at how short Finnick's "death" scene was.

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3302 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Saving the world, among other things by lankancurry12 reviews
Set after MR3. Max has to save the world. Fang has to help her. But they're both teenagers with raging hormones. Can they do it? FAX and NIGGY. **Rating may change to M depending on how raging they're hormones get...**
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,432 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/11/2008
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11905 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Kismet by MarineLullaby reviews
Clarissa Morganstern is running. An apparent chance meeting puts her on the radar of fellow Shadowhunter Jace Wayland, but can he and his family set aside their pride long enough to see someone in real need rather than just Valentines daughter? R&R please
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,821 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Red Duty, Black Honor: Director's Cut by ObsidianJade reviews
A series of missing, deleted, or offscreen moments from my 'fan-novel' RDBH. Third chapter, Default Appearance of Genius. He didn't look like much, but maybe all geniuses looked like cranky, underfed kids. Renji and Hitsugaya, Academy friendship.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010
Javert's Retirement by Estates General reviews
When Javert is forced to retire, he receives a list from a certain J.V suggesting things he could do with his now ample spare time. (There's hope, but this one can be counted as Abandoned.)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Valjean, Javert
Something Was Missing by KLuTZ 122 reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends. that is...until bella was forced to leave pheonix and Edward behind. Now, she is the adoptive daughter of Carlisle, but who are the new twins coming into her home? OOC! All human! AU! PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Bittersweet Memories by Jchelz Aerides reviews
Introspective Collection. There was a reason Lelouch fought this lonely war because he believes that even in the darkest of nights there is always stars - hope that will light our way.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Broken Hearts And Torn Up Letters by elle127 reviews
WARNING: CONTAINS CHAPTER 423 SPOILERS. He leaves a letter behind for her, to see if she is still there
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Icicles by Trebla reviews
The heater is broken in the Kurosaki house and winter is on the rise. What will poor Rukia do, shivering in Ichigo's closet?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
pale by Ryfee reviews
Death will be his savior. Just like it has always been. — Ichigo x Rukia. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Stray by N.T. Embe reviews
There are some things you can't talk about with anyone... except your enemies. - Kallen and Suzaku. Set in Season One, between Episodes 20-21. Author's Promise: This is the beginning of an interesting series.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Kallen S., Suzaku K. - Complete
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Odyssean Love by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan is just your average girl, trying to get through life peacefully. One day, out of the blue, she is told that she is the biological daughter of Carlisle Cullen, the richest and perhaps the most powerful man in USA. What will come her way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008
Queen by Bookwrm389 reviews
Nothing in the world could have stopped him from picturing the chess board, the austere white monarch tipping over, tossed aside like the worthless bit of marble it was. Except that marble didn't bleed. Royai, chapters 100/101.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Red Duty, Black Honor by ObsidianJade reviews
It was inevitable, he realized, as he settled the white haori across his shoulders. Time progressed, change happened, and life went on. The intertwining lives of the Shinigami in post-War Seireitei. Slow-burn ByaRen and other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,861 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
PDA by SoldierG65434-2 reviews
Soifon has always been a rather private person when it comes to her affections. Urahara has a plan to break her of that.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Stupid by ncfan reviews
Hiyori was so stupid, but then, Shinji was stupid too, and he was the one who had let her fall. Spoilers for 377 and 383.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Behind Our Backs by want your rad bromance reviews
IchiRuki, humour: Looking for his own body is pretty much the last thing Ichigo wants to be doing today, especially considering who's in it in his stead. Rukia is confusing, Urahara is a bastard, and Kon is nowhere in sight.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Touch of Sun by summer.carousel reviews
Summer heat makes people a little crazy. Karin goes overboard when she tries to find out if Toushirou is really as frosty as he looks.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Inspired by RDBH by CeredwenFlame reviews
This one shot was inspired by Red Duty, Black Honor by Obsidian Jade. It's a little present for her since she's helped me so much. It's shounen ai so if you don't like don't read. You should read RDBH first. Read and Review Please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Monoxide by Suk-fong reviews
Smother the lungs until you cannot breathe at all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Preference by Agatha-Naomi reviews
Ichigo did not stare at girls just for the heck of it. That didn't make him gay. Ichiruki hints. Ichigo's perverted inner monolouge.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mortal Instruments Next Top Model by icaughtkira reviews
It's America's Next Top Model..but Mortal Instruments style! It has all the drama and all the hilarity. It has all our favorite characters as well as some that we love to hate. Plus the usual pairings. And some unusual ones. Who's going to be on top?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,688 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Cry for Him by Raspberrih reviews
You're leaving. You always leave me behind, cracked and broken - do you even care? SuzaLulu. Implied BL.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Out of character by jhalya reviews
Ichigo's pain is never easy to deal with, but Rukia has a way... nakama Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Renji, Chad, Inoue, Ishida piece, IchiRuki-centric
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Shatter by sunlightkisses reviews
You watch, frozen and held back by time, as she snaps. // Chapter 377, Drabble, ShiYori.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Party In Alicante by Duck Life reviews
Clary's POV. To the tune of Miley Cyrus's "Party In The USA". Set in COG. Please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Clary F. - Complete
Readers, I Shrank the Inspector by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Need I say more? Valjean and Cosette adopt a 7-year-old boy who seems to hate Valjean and has an uncanny fascination with upholding the law. Even though he's 7. Hmm. Eventually the truth must come out, but until then...let chaos reign. AU fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
A Real Man by ddpjclaf reviews
Jace's POV after his and Clary's kiss in the Seelie Court in COA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jace W. - Complete
TTFN in Tortall by king's-own-knight reviews
Kel, Alanna, and Co. have computers and AIM screen names. Haha, the title rhymes. Yeah... R and R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006
What's in a Name? by Estates General reviews
Courfeyrac and Grantaire make a bet on who can discover the name of Marius' beloved. Idiocy and general oddity ensues. For Achilles Maiden for being so supportive. (Abandoned.)
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Marius, Courfeyrac
The Reality of Monsters by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
."My husband was a monster. My son was a monster. What else did I have left?" The story of Jocelyn Fairchild - the wide-eyed girl who became Jocelyn Fray.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jocelyn F.
It's Quite Less Miserable by The Orange Radish reviews
If only Les Miserables could have been sprinkled with some humour...or a lot of humour... Based off of the school edition version of the musical. Complete
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 16,221 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Clary lost nothing by deadlybeautiful reviews
What did she lose? What did this girl lose from the war with her father? Nothing, that’s what. Clary lost nothing. Izzy drabbel.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Isabelle L. - Complete
Let the Games Begin by lildevil76 reviews
Sequel to 'Truth or dare with the pack' read that first or you might not get some of the parts :P And for the ppl that did, this is about Bella, the Cullen's and the Pack playing various games ex. spin the bottle and twister R&R PLZ :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,791 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
Forks in All its Glory by Silly-Ren reviews
Blood was coursing through my body, hot and fast. I felt lured to him in a way I couldn't explain but at the same time I knew it was wrong. Love? Please, he was my best friend...even after all those years we were separated. Human: ExB/EmxR/JxA. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Repetition by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
If you said a word enough times, it would lose all of its meaning and just become a breathed whisper. /AxI one-sided/
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Isabelle L., Alec L.
Only You by alittlate reviews
Bella died...she left us...we've mourned for so long...Now 20 years later we are once again moving and starting a new school. Just as I thought we might begin to move past this tragedy I get a test message from none other than,Bella Swan. REVISED/BETA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lord of the Dance by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
Desire is not always lessened by disgust. /AxI one-sided/
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Isabelle L., Alec L. - Complete
Happy People by jhalya reviews
Sometimes, Ichigo takes his little sister for granted. Family Fic, Yuzucentric.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Yuzu K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Consider by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, Isabelle-centric/ "I mean, there may have been a time when one or the other of us considered it." -City of Bones, page 314
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Isabelle L. - Complete
The Course of True Love by Unknownhacker1 reviews
When Kel has had it with being treated like on of the guys, will a little belly dancing and some new friends make her feel better? Will forces beyond her control prevent her from finding Love? Is her fate her own? R & R! GIVE IT A TRY! Long but GOOD!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 71,238 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Safe Sex by Tituba3 reviews
A series of oneshots about my favorite twosome, Ichigo and Rukia and their life in the Soul Society, one hundred and fifty years down the line. Ranges from outrageously funny to downright ridiculous to sweet and sentimental. Hope you enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,068 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Kisses Like Snowflakes by JustInunotaisho reviews
A series of oneshots where kisses are exchanged, given, or forced on various characters of Bleach. Angst, humor, romance, friendship, family... No two exactly alike.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008
Even Shadowhunters by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot/ 'Staring it right in the face, Jace decided he had never seen anything so ugly.'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jace W., Isabelle L. - Complete
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Drowning by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, AlecIsabelle/ 'The only dry place is with her, so he’ll just drown and wait for her to save him.'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alec L., Isabelle L. - Complete
Chasing Demons by nikkiRA reviews
Drabble, AlecIsabelle/ And he scoots over and she curls up beside him and he chases the nightmares away.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Alec L., Isabelle L. - Complete
Memories by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are gone. She's going to school with two other vampires and suddenly the Cullens start appearing one by one in odd ways. What happened all those years ago? and why are they all so sad? please R&R. thanks all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,770 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Miserable Vacation by Sofricus Aurora Zakuro reviews
Christmas at the Pontmercys' is anything but normal. Fluffy holiday fic, AU, parody of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. FLUFFY! Marius/Cosette, Parnasse/Ponine, Enjy/Grantaire, Javert/Valjean.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
A Rose by Any Other by MatsuMama reviews
War camps make for strange bedfellows. Now, if Rukia could only remember to call him by the correct name... IchiRuki, total crack. Language and implied copulation. One-shot. Enjoy! XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Rush by Darth Pooky reviews
Javert and Valjean end up at a Starbucks. Donut-throwing and chair-wielding ensues.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Do You Hear ManSpider Sing? by CatapaultChoice reviews
Man spider is like spider-man, except he's a spider with 'magical' human powers! This... is his theme song. To the tune of Do you hear the people sing, which is why it's in this catagory.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Uncomfortable Protection by alikitties reviews
Isabelle sends Jace on a little errand that all men dread: Out for tampons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
No More Tears by Kyrseis reviews
The day after Lelouch Vi Britannia died, Kozuki Kallen was convinced of one thing- she would never cry for him again.... Lelouch X Kallen drabble. Spoilers for R2.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Tomorrow by TNWanderer reviews
SxL. “Last night, Lelouch, this is our last night... Please show your true self to me at least here, at least when we are like this... Cry, dammit, yell, curse me... struggle... just do anything but... not this... Lelouch... please..." R2 SPOILERS, YAOI.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
California Sunshine by Hateful Loving reviews
It’s not Forks anymore,it’s California.Bella, Alice and Rose are sisters who rule the school the guys want them,the girls jealous whats better than that?But it all ends one day when they must change schools.Full summary inside.Things get more interesting!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,059 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Camp Counselors: Edward and Jacob by Kimmy1901 reviews
[Sequel to Handcuffs] What happens when Bella signs Jacob and Edward up to be Camp Counselors?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Les Miserable Actors: A Spoof by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Ever wonder what the actors are thinking when they're performing Les Miserables? A rather different set of lyrics for the show. It's better if you've read the book and know some famous actors. Very silly!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
HP Parody by king's-own-knight reviews
Hehe, my title rhymes. Anyways.. This is just your average old parody of the Harry Potter books. Or is it... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 10/15/2005
In The Eyes of An Empress by Infallible.Mirage reviews
Being royalty demands sacrifice. She knew that, she just hadn't known how much, and how very painful it would be. Kallydar, *on hiatus*
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Tortall
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Senden by HinodeoftheCovenant reviews
Renji wonders if Ichigo's sword compensates for anatomical deficiencies elsewhere, and poor Byakuya gets caught up in it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Next Adventure by ILoveIt09 reviews
Chapter 22 is up. Anyway this is the story of Kel right after Lady Knight. P.S. There is no kidnapping, or anything like it. It's different. KD. R&R, you know you want to.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Tortall, Tortall
We Didn't Start the Fire Twilight Style! by Planxty Lewis reviews
A song parody of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, with new Twilight-y lyrics! Please read, review and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Lunch Period: A Pointless High School Fic by PhantomInspector reviews
Uh-oh. Javert, Valjean, and Fantine have been turned into a trio of 21st century teenagers! Just a pointless fic that will hopefully make you laugh, but will more likely make you cry or turn red with indignation. Inspired by an ep. of Ned's Declassified.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Scarier than a Family of Vampires by Shelby Rae reviews
What happens when Bella is faced with a life threating disease? Read and Review! BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,006 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
My Breaking Point by xxxtwilightgurlxxx reviews
Bella's dad beats her. What will happen when she gives up on the world. Will Edward be there to save her from the life she has come to expect, or will she perish in the hands of fate? Sounds really corny, but is better then it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
The Note Before Christmas by Corey M. Smith reviews
A nice little Death Note fic written in the spirit of the holiday season! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Light Y., L
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Beach Party with the Cullens by twilightnite reviews
/HIATUS/Bella and the Cullens go to the beach and have a little party. Stupid characters, weird plot, funny story! If it’s offensive in any way we’re really sorry! We’re just trying to have fun! R&R! UPDATED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
When Pigs Fly by MyDogAteMyPenname reviews
In which Courfeyrac questions Enjolras's sexuality, Revolutionary Fangirls bring about chaos, one of them with her eyes on the chaste revolutionary leader, and there is a case of a MarieSuzette...WIP
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Enjolras, Bahorel
Just another story type thing by afraidOfAngryMobs reviews
Just read. Summary inside. possibly. ok maybe not. It's ok if you hate it. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Stranded by Nari-chan SND reviews
The elves force several other characters from the LotR to participate in a contest which involves staying on a deserted island. What craziness will ensue as they fight for the ultimate prize...? Parody on Survivor. WARNING: Lots of character bashing!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
Trickster Parody by king's-own-knight reviews
Well I finally wrote it. The long awaited Trickster parody. The last in my parodys of the booksuntill the next one comes out so please review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006
Les Amis Of OZ by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
What if the amis ended up in Oz? What would they sing? Javerts Wench has put the spotlight on Enjolras, while I've dealt with Marius! Please Review!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Marius
The Lioness Parody by king's-own-knight reviews
The title says it all. This is a parody of the Song of the Lioness books. I know it's not very original. please read and review
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005
French Revolutionary Humor by Matrix-Twin1 reviews
A continuation of 'red or white'...what if Enjolras and Grantaire had written LM the musical?
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Grantaire, Enjolras
The Sound of Chickens:The Tortallan Sound of Music by Princess Kalasin reviews
It's the funny Tortallan Sound of Music! Plus it's the promised Cinderalanna and Sleeping Magelet sequel. No crossdressers...yet. Please review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Les Miserables: The Real Story by The Lark reviews
Very bizarre. Very, very, very bizarre. This is what Les Miz would have been like if Victor Hugo had been high while writing it.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2002
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Possibilities reviews
A different take on the outcome of that fateful illusion. Spoilers for chapter 392. Implied character death, introspective and kind of dark.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Analysis and Observation reviews
A reflects on the trouble that's been caused. K for subject matter, character is A. Spoilers for episode 10, finale. Oneshot, completed.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Intervention reviews
When Clary decided to finish up learning how to be a Shadowhunter, she was under the impression that it'd be pretty straightforward. Complications arise with a very unexpected guest as the Shadowhunters try to take these problems in stride. C/J, S/I, A/M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Someday reviews
At the end of the day, Nanao stops and thinks about her life. Short drabble, onesided Nanao/Shunsui. Probably not what you think it is...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
End reviews
It's then that she gets it. There might have been a happy ending, just not for her. Not for beautiful, broken Isabelle Lightwood. Simabelle.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Isabelle L., Simon L. - Complete
Shards reviews
It's no use, whatever she does reminds her of him. So Isabelle starts to clean the mess up, because it doesn't look like there's anyone to help her pick up the shattered remains of herself this time around. AxI Lightcest angst.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Isabelle L., Alec L. - Complete
Greetings from the Cullen family! reviews
The Cullens decide to tell their secret and greet people at the same time! WARNING SPOILER! POST-BREAKING DAWN!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
The Clearing reviews
This is after Edward left Bella. This is meant to be a parody, not serious, so don't flame me just cause it's OOC. I know its OOC, it's supposed to be! Crack.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete