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Joined 09-09-07, id: 1372643, Profile Updated: 11-09-10
Author has written 22 stories for Sisters Grimm, Pretty Little Liars, Pretty Little Liars series, Glee, and Community.

I am the Finchel smut superhero.

I Ship (in Harry Potter): HARMONY, Runa, Chinny, Dumberva, Drinny, Tonpin. Almost everything else. I'd be happy to fill many prompts for you, although it all depends on the prompt.

I Ship (in Glee): Finchel, Shell, Apwill, Shepril, St. Hummel, Carma, Pucktana, Puckttany, Brittana, Cinchel, Wuinn, Purt, Sunberry, Sunberryson, Fuck, Suck, Cill, Wyan, Cantana, Critanny, Carchel, Cinn, Cuck, Tike, Fuinn, CarlxAnyone, Suill, Sall, and Quick. (I'm a little bit of a shipping whore). If you send me a message for one of those or possibly another pairing, I may love to fill it. (It depends on the prompt).

I Ship (in Community): EVERYTHING WITH ANNIE OR ABED IN IT, but particularly JeffxAnnie and TroyxAbed. I would probably be happy to fill any Community prompts for you too, but it does depend on the prompt.


I Will Never Ever Ship (in Harry Potter): HarryxGinny, HarryxRon

I Will Never Ever Ship (in Glee): Puckleberry, Kinn, Wemma, Tartie, Suinn, St. Berry

I Will Never Ever Ship (in Community): JeffxBritta

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So Far Away from Me by monroeslittle reviews
Finn and Rachel face the uphill battle called long distance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,843 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs of Hogwarts by BrucasAlwaysForever reviews
Harry has to find the Four Heirs of Hogwarts before the big battle occurs, but will the Four Heirs be so willing to except their roles and fight against the dark forces of Voldermort and his army. Parings: HarryHermione and more... Chapter Eight Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,383 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Out of Hiding by countrygurl514 reviews
For the past 10 years, Harry and Hermione Potter have been living in a small muggle community in Denver Colorado. Now, their kids, Sirius, Lily, and James, are almost 11, and they decide to go home. The only problem, is that their kids don't know anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Living With A First Class Arse by Zayz reviews
[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Merry Christmas, Rachel reviews
Finn returns the favor. SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Finn reviews
Glee kink prompt: Finn and Rachel are both in different colleges so they only get to see each other a few times a year. For christmas Rachel planned a special gift for Finn: She records herself masturbating. SMUT, SMUT, SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Dreams reviews
Glee kink meme: Finn is having the most amazing realistically detailed sex dream, he doesn't ever want to wake up. Then he groggily realizes that it isn't a dream, Rachel is really in his room, sucking on his morning wood. FINCHEL SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Surprise reviews
Glee kink prompt: Sex is new to them, so they're trying out new positions. Finn suggests doggie style, and Rachel is not as excited as he is when she agrees. Everything changes when he's inside her; she loves it. FINCHEL SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Smarty Pants reviews
Glee kink prompt: "Can you maybe not read me lines from the sex tips book while we do it?" FINCHEL SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Hard reviews
Troy/Annie. Annie is a slut. Pointless, very OOC smut.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Troy B., Annie E. - Complete
I Told You So reviews
glee kink prompt: Finn eats Rachel out on the piano bench in the choir room. Sub!unsure Rachel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Hating JewFro reviews
Glee kink prompt: Rachel gets a kitten and ignores Finn. Finn gets jealous.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Because It's Mutual reviews
Glee kink prompt: Finn and Rachel 69 just have to! ;D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Smile reviews
Glee kink prompt: "Did anyone else find Rachel irresistible during 'Smile' They're all over each other in that scene. I don't even ship Finchel and I wanted to see that playfulness go further. MUCH further." SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Mailman reviews
Glee kink prompt: Rachel discovers the mailman. GRILLED CHEESUS SPOILERS.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
I Dare You reviews
Glee kink prompt: Finn wants Rachel to talk dirty. She refuses. He teases her and won't give in until she actually does.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Too Big reviews
Glee kink prompt: So Finn's tall right? So let's make him big down there too. Make him a tight fit with Rachel. Loud and rough. "In short, Rachel Berry was a big girl. She could handle anything. Except maybe Finn Hudson's penis."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Gag Reflex reviews
Can be seen as an addition to the Trial and Error lemonverse. Glee kink prompt: Finn finds out Rachel doesn't have a gag reflex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Trial and Error reviews
Written for Glee kink meme prompt: Rachel is determined to help Finn with his mailman problem with book knowledge. Finn, however, suggests that practice may just make perfect.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Perfectly Flawed reviews
Glee kink prompt: Rachel has always had her first time planned out completely. Then when she's with Finn, and she realizes this is the moment she's been waiting for no matter how dorky her undies. Their sex is awkward and flawed and perfectly not perfect.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Burning reviews
"They had done this before, and it was delicious. But this was different. She was burning for him." A short Shell smutty oneshot I wrote because my muse made me.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Will S., Shelby C. - Complete
Picture Perfect Proof reviews
When Ben finds Maya and Emily in the photo booth he decides a punishment is in order. Set on page 197 in the first book. Italics are direct quotes. M for THREESOME Maya/Ben/Emily / LEMON smut / GIRL-GIRL
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Maya G., Emily F. - Complete
Punished reviews
Melissa, Ian, and Wren punish Spencer for being such a little whore. M FOR LEMON, ANAL, ORGY / GANG BANG, PUNISHMENT, FEMSLASH, INCEST
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Spencer H., Mellisa H. - Complete
They Hated Each Other They Think reviews
She hates him. He hates her. Maybe. A drabble about Puck and Sabrina. Post Everafter War.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Happily Ever After Couldn't Come Fast Enough reviews
A drabble about all of Sabrina Grimm's pet peeves. Most of which include the fact that Puck won't take the hint. Oh, she'll admit it. ALL of them involve Puck. Set five years after The Everafter War.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete