See No Dum-Dums
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Joined 09-10-07, id: 1373271, Profile Updated: 06-23-08
Author has written 18 stories for Fate/stay night, Final Fantasy VII, Lord of the Rings, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Terms of Agreement And All Sorts of... Dung

I, (place name here), the reader, am to understand that See No Dum-Dums does not own SquareEnix's (formerly Squaresoft) Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus, Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core, Final Fantasy VII Before Crisis, and any other Final Fantasy VII spin-offs (although he does own OCs). So if he tries to claim that he owns Tifa (who is hawt) or Aeris (who is drop dead pretty... enjoy the pun) or something, I'll just ignore him. And if he says that he's already succeeded in taking Aeris from Square, I'll punch him in the face.

And See No Dum-Dums doesn't own Avatar: the Last Airbender and/or Fate / Stay Night and/or LOTR and/or many things on the face of this freaking Planet. Well, he owns his clothes and computer, but... well, you get the point.

But fortunately for him and unfortunately for me, I understand that, upon reading any of his crazy fanfics, I am now covered by See No Dum-Dums's property rights (or is that what it's called?), meaning that he owns me and that I will dutifully submit to whatever he says, like proclaiming him ruler of the world or jumping to a pool of raw Mako if he commands me to. Also, I hereby waive any consequences of reading his fanfics (ie getting hit by Fire3 spells, getting Silenced, getting experimented by Hojo and thus becoming an angsty vampire-look-alike --hey, that's actually cool, no?--, getting as demented as See No Dum-Dums is, getting teary-eyed, getting shocked, entering ROTFLMAO mode... you get the drift).

Lastly, I shall pay tribute to See No Dum-Dums by:

a. giving him five gallons of ice cream daily

b. giving him money daily

c. giving him my life

d. giving him a nice warm hug

e. recognizing him as ruler of the world

or... if I am not able to do a-e,

f. giving him a tribute of reviews

and if I fail to do anything among these, I am screwed, the world is screwed, and I would have to let See No Dum-Dums own me or something.

(sign name here)


Me: Good, my slave. Now, read and review.

(evil laugh)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

...hah!

(erm...)


You can drop by to heinz77_spas@yahoo.com for feedback.


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Operation: Assassination by AmazonTurk reviews
The Turks are recruiting new members. Their initiation? Assassination. Submit job application within.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 133,854 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Could do Without by bleueyz reviews
Yuffie contemplates what she could do without. And ends up trying to convince herself Vincent is one of them. Yuffentine. After DoC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Sojourners by XD reviews
In a world where Materia is but a mere memory, the Planet demands an ancient war hero be brought back to neutralise an ancient war threat. Cloud has always been condoning of the Planet's wiles. Not quite so anymore, now that Sephiroth is in the picture.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,739 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity by dantesdarkqueen reviews
A series of oneshotsdrabbles that basically show that Sephiroth is just as human as you and me. Most of them will be humorous, and all are preNibelheim. Latest: the saga comes to a close. Thanks, everyone, for your support and for reading this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 147,054 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Queen: The Final Fantasy Album by AmazonTurk reviews
Freddie Mercury, please forgive me! A collection of parodies of Queen's greatest hits, featuring mostly Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz. Featuring such hits as 'Jenovian Rhapsody', 'We Will Clone You' and 'We Are the Remnants'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
Tales of The Dragon of the West by Wolvenfire86 reviews
A prelude about my favorite firebender...IROH, The Dragon of the West. Stories of his youth, his loves, his family, his adventures, his suffering and his life lessons.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 90,646 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Iroh - Complete
100 Years by AssaultSloth reviews
Locked away in the bowels of New Ozai, former king Bumi reminisces on a century of living. Experience the Mad Genius’ turbulent childhood in a world gripped by war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,707 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Bumi, Aang
The 'Reno' Diet by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews
Anyone ever wondered why Reno ate so much junk food? Or whether he could survive without it? Maybe for once in his life, he'll have to swallow his pride and admit that he's wrong.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,804 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Dum Spiro Spero by GabrielleduVent reviews
COMPLETED! Three years after Advent Children, Reno's life seems to be stable at last... but then it gets shattered into pieces, and he must do everything within his power to string it back, or lose everything. Rated T for violence, sexuality, profanity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,636 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete
Ugliness by WhisperToMeSoftly reviews
Kyoshi was never the prettiest girl. So when she's told that she's the next Avatar, she thinks there must be some mistake. But perhaps she can do something, something extraordinary... despite her ugliness. No shippings, past Avatar
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
The Finger by AmazonTurk reviews
Various characters get The Finger throughout the game. Read about their reactions here. Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
The Random Life of Reno by Mischievious Moogle reviews
Just some random stories about [almost] everyone's favorite Turk, Reno!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/9/2006
Cloud Strife Does Not Get Ill by mirrorshine reviews
Cloud gets ill and Tifa takes care of him. Just some Clifa fluff I wrote while i'm trying to think up a good storyline for my next story. Added another extra chapter because I still love it :D...Tifa's ill, how does Cloud cope!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
The Story of FF7 by Ecron reviews
FFVII novellization: Date night...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,901 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 10/20/2003
at the end of the world by regenerate reviews
and maybe if i hold you tight enough, maybe you might start breathing again...maybe you'd------
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete
If Only I Hadn't Killed You by Moogle Princess reviews
A peek behind the scenes at what happens once the fanfiction is over.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Behind Enemy Lines by penpaninuSessh reviews
A look behind a soldier of the Fire Nation and his child.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Red by nyenen reviews
Everything in the Fire Nation must be red.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Azula - Complete
Letters To Anonymous by With A Smile reviews
Insight on the minds of the characters of FFVII, in letter format. Discont.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Bright by regenerate reviews
cloud made a promise. aerith knows.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
FairyTale by Summoner Luna reviews
How unfair for someone who can speak to the planet to live a life without seeing it. XX One-shot. xx CloudxAerith, open fields, and not-quite-fiction XX
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete
Grasping At Ghosts by TheLandOfChillies reviews
White. Everything around him was a piercing, cool white. CloudxAerith
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete
I Summon Thee by Xeal II reviews
A unique take on Cloud and Aerith reuniting in the Lifestream. Cloud isn't an ancient, he cannot remain in the Lifestream forever... A relatively short fic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
What She Doesn't Know by The Tiramisu Of Impending Doom reviews
Onesided RudexTifa. A man on a self-imposed mission that he knows won't give him what he wants most.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Shocked by Calm77 reviews
A Cloud goes back in time fic with a dash of humor. Not sure there will be any pairings yet. Might be SxC. Might not. Might be none.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Zack F., Sephiroth
A Shinra Christmas Carol by Nathalie335 reviews
A FFVII version of A christmas carol Starring Rufus, the Turks, and Co. A bit of Crisis Core spoilers in chapter 3... Finished
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Rufus
What If by Shiruko reviews
What if the characters of FateStay night are put into difficult yet funny situations?Total Chaos!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Cover Stories by KitsuneGamerGirl reviews
Some of Shinra's most famous employees' musings on their jobs and why they are where they are. Rating changed for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007
Eagle of the Star by Neoinean reviews
Aragorn’s time as Thorongil, soldier of Rohan and Gondor, from the events that cause his departure south to the events surrounding his return to his family. This story belongs as much to his family as they wait as it does to Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 210,007 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond
Like A Star by Summoner Luna reviews
They weren't going there to save her...they were going to say goodbye. [In game, City of the Ancients, Tifa's POV]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Tifa L. - Complete
Morning and Evening by lindahoyland reviews
The King and Steward, together with their wives, enjoy the beauties of Ithilien.A Tale of Telcontar. Now not day only shall be beloved, but night too shall be beautiful. Tolkien
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance by Chibi Cheesecake reviews
Sephiroth learns Zack’s secret and gets a little more trouble than he bargained for. PreNibelheim, obviously. Just a character study of sorts. No CC spoilers. Zack x Aerith.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Medicine by dantesdarkqueen reviews
A rare look into a Turk's head, showing the side we never get to see. The man behind the goofy mask... The heart hidden in the guise of the assassin... All confessions are given to booze, when it comes to Reno of the Turks...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Reno - Complete
Happiness by princess smiles reviews
A Zack and Aerith Story to a Happy Ending [[Chapter 3: Something To Hope For Up!]] It was obvious that the two were meant to be they always seem to find their way back to each other. After all, he was her first love, right? Finale!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Economic Crisis! by Alma reviews
It's just one crisis after the next...isn't it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Cloud S.
We Will Clone You by AmazonTurk reviews
Another QueenFFVII song parody. Freddie Mercury has decided to inspire me instead of haunt me.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
No God by Calm77 reviews
A letter from Cloud to Sephiroth. Why Sephiroth is no God. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Tour of Duty by puellanerdii reviews
And every kiss he gave her tasted of goodbye. Zack x Aeris. Character death, mild sexual situations.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
To Kill A Redhead by t3h maniac reviews
What happens when the FF7 girls tire of Reno's antics? A cunning plan is forged. Multichapter, review please. Chapter 7 is up! yay!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Tifa L., Yuffie K.
When Legends End by Calm77 reviews
When legends end, dreams die. There is no more greatness. A world without the impossible. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Red XIII - Complete
The Reason We Burn CDs by Dark'nLightAngel reviews
Zack, Cloud and Sephiroth are having a conversation, but are interrupted by My Chemical Romance song: House Of Wolves blaring over the speaker system. How will Seph react to his least favorite band?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Scarlet's Web by Rikku Al Bhed reviews
PreGame Fic, Minor Spoilers. Hojo gives Scarlet a love potion which she unleashes on unsuspecting Shinra employees. This is a choose your own adventure type story. Woot, it is finished. It's a miracle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,462 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
Lovely by Alantie Mistaniu reviews
He thought she was beautiful inside and out.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Reno's Biweekly Progress Report by Servant of SHEVAL reviews
Reno interrupts Tseng during a very important assignment to turn in the biweekly progress report every Turk is required to submit. Now Tseng must wade his way through the creative results of what happens when Reno is forced to actually do work. Not Mine
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Reno, Tseng
Sleigh Ride For Two by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
Cloud has a dream about Aeris. Not an angsty one, but a plain bizarre one. And special, too. [Cloud x Aeris]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete
Diary of a Jenova Witness by Mandilla Rexx reviews
Kadaj's Diary of his plan to convert the entire world to Jenovaism, among other things. R&R! Flames will be used to roast food for Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
Marshmallows in the Dark by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
Aeris has the remedy to a long and hard day of traveling, and Cloud learns that sharing is caring. [Cloud x Aeris]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete
Scars of a Failing Heart by killedwitha.BusterSword reviews
Clerith -- Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
Any Other Day by Kyyrin reviews
Is he too shy? Too polite? Will her feelings of guilt distance her from him? A fic set during Vincent's time as Lucrecia's bodyguard. Sweet and romantic. The name of this story has been changed, reasons are inside. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,722 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Vincent V., Lucrecia C. - Complete
Never Say Never by Always have a little Faith reviews
When Reno, Rude and Elena are out together one night, Rude makes a bet with Reno regarding Elena and a funny little thing called denial. Will he be able to keep his arrogant walls up and win, or give in to deeper feelings and lose?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Babysitting by Aurora M. Tepes reviews
Sephiroth finally gets an assignment, but it's not exactly a normal one...Chapter 12 finally up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sephiroth, Yazoo
Cold Turkey by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Reno is told by his doctor that he has to quit smoking, and Elena gets roped into helping him. But what happens when a nicotine addict and professional hitman is denied his cigarettes? Elena had better run for her life!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Caffeine is Detrimental to Your Health by AmazonTurk reviews
What happens when Rufus bans all caffeine from the Turks? Nothing good...lots of funny...nothing good. Look! A giraffe! Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Of The Importance of Healers by PinkShiori reviews
AU Cloud, Aerith and a conversation about video games. Short but cute
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
For You by Katie 4 Clorith reviews
Cloud really shouldn't do housework, whether it's Valentine's Day or not. Cloud x Aerith pairing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
The Footsteps of Life (OBSOLETE) by GabrielleduVent reviews
Final chapter up: Epilogue. After the Meteor hit Midgar, Reno is left to rebuild his life. With the other Turks, it is up to him to climb from the depth once more. Set in AC. RenoOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,930 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Reno - Complete
One Who Watches Over The Planet by Pied Flycatcher reviews
The flowergirl touched many people's lives. Red XIII is no exception. Oneshot, complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Red XIII, Aerith G. - Complete
Private' Messages by bloodchaos reviews
You can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse. But what can you tell about your favourite FF characters by the messages in their mobiles? Humor guaranteed. Need more reviews people
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Elena, Reno
Lucky to Be Born by Karalora reviews
Fire Lord Ozai has always said that his son was lucky to be born. Zuko takes it as a reproach against his very existence, but what if it was the plain truth? A window into the lives of the Fire Nation's royal family in happier, less perfidious times.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Reviews by X'andirth reviews
Harry Potter wants reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Driving Lessons of Yuffie Kisaragi by MagentaDragon reviews
Yuffie embarks on the difficult journey of learning how to drive. Yuffie in a car... ooh, scary thought!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: the musical by Jaded Crescent reviews
2 years after the death of Aeris, her friends gather at her final resting place to honor her memory and run into more than one surprise along the way. This is a musical and is in script form. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Armchair Warrior by Grace E. Dragondale reviews
As he reflects on the death of Aeris, Reeve finds that he has some serious doubts about his status as a "hero", and his commitment to his cause. Short POV, one-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
My Fantasies by AerisRose reviews
My first fanfic in awhile, where Aeris tries to write a romance novel. Rewview as low as you like.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/1999
The Shampoo Mystery by Dark Cyradis reviews
Got a mystery? Who ya gonna call? Sherlock Tifa! A very lighthearted fic for laughs.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/1999 - Complete
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ATLA: The Strokes of War reviews
Thank you for purchasing the command and conquer game, ATLA: The Strokes of War. Command the Water Tribe, the Earth Kingdom, or the Fire Nation - gather resources, defend your lands, and lead your armies and heroes to victory!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008
Hawk's Claws reviews
Princess Azula's little reflection, as set right after the fall of Ba Sing Se: Really now, why care about what what people say about me? Why justify? I know what I am doing. That's what separates the hawk from the crow.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
i am not a hero reviews
i am not a hero. i do not deserve credit. i do not deserve praises. i do not deserve friendship. i do not deserve love. i failed, see? i am nothing. a poem in cloud's point of view. punctuations, caps, non-caps are intended.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete
A Nice Little Cafe Chat reviews
He was surprised to see her in that expensive cafe. And she's so childishly simple. How foolish... but it drove him mad. Might be implied RufAeris. I dunno, you be the judge. Yes, I think I'm on crack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Aerith G., Rufus - Complete
A Season to be Merry? reviews
I don't think they have Christmas, but perhaps they have Wintertide instead. Really... how do Cloud and his friends celebrate the holiday? Cloti, with some Cloris in, of course, and some AerisTifa friendship. Merry Christmas!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Aerith G., Tifa L. - Complete
Reporting for Duty reviews
My version of how Vincent and Lucrecia first met. Vincent's still not emo, and Lucrecia's well... guiltridden. But I hope they make a cute first meeting.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Vincent V., Lucrecia C. - Complete
The Final Fantasy VII Trading Card Game! reviews
Always check Chapter 2 for updates! Cloud bought a deck of what seemed to be Pokemon Trading Cards, which were actually FF7 cards, and that there's more than what meets the eye! Join Cloud in his new deckdefying adventure! [no more swearing]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Reno, Cloud S.
A Hundred Arms reviews
Sequel to Unshadowed Path. Post DoC. Rufus takes it upon himself to keep an eye on a friend's family. But when one of the children gets kidnapped by cultists, the Turks realize that there's more than what things seem, and perhaps world order is at stake.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Rufus, Reno
The Final Fantasy VII Reflections Album reviews
A series of character drabbles featuring selected songs. So, in a way, songfic. Really, what are AVALANCHE's members' insights on love, life, fighting, blah blah... Pairings? CxA, CxT, AxZ, VxL, YxV, CidxShera, and some charactercentric stuff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
Unshadowed Path reviews
How Rufus Shinra rose to be the man who never bled or cried. Sent away after being elected Vice President, he goes on an adventure to Nibelheim, apparently to help in the reactor investigation. Reformatted with a prologue. Based from BC but with variation
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,161 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Rufus, Sephiroth - Complete
A Casa of Flowers reviews
AU Cloris. Cloud rents a house in Costa del Sol to forget his broken relationship. He meets a flower girl... who does not and should not even belong in his world. Stories are told, experiences are shared. On transcendence and loving on. Need some love, yo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
The Not So Starcrossed Couple reviews
Related to Beyond Happily Ever After. What if Aeris doesn't die but instead gets married? The possibilities! Honeymoons? Real estates? Wardrobe talks? Shopping sprees? Kids? [Series of loosely connected babbles. Cloris] I'M BAAACK! to haunt naughty kids
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S.
He Who is the Best reviews
As Faramir son of Denethor lies unconscious in the Houses of Healing, he ponders on his failure to defend Gondor as compared to his brother Boromir, whom he regards as Gondor's best man. Yet a sudden presence tells him that perhaps things stood otherwise
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Flowers for the Departed reviews
Aeris and co. reaches Gongaga and hears about Zack's disappearance. This leads our favorite half Cetra to reflect on seeing loved ones die, letting go, and moving on. Not so much on pairings... it's ZxA and CxA, if you will. Aeriscentric Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Beyond Happily Ever After reviews
STILL ONESHOT. What if Aeris survived and actually got a happily ever after with Cloud? What lies beyond? Migraine? Stupid customers? Firecasting kids? Bickerings? Old age? What? [Cloris oneshot] ...sorry, I still subscribe to AeriS. heheheh...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
The Herald's Arrival reviews
The full tale of the Cetra prior to and during the arrival of JENOVA, as told by Ifalna to Prof. Gast. How the Ancients and the humans parted ways. How the Cetra strove to fight the calamity. ...and on the socalled goddess of Gaia, Minerva. ON HOLD.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Jenova, Ifalna
The Unbearable Sweetness of Being reviews
Titled after the book, but no more relation to Kundera's novel. She got a goodygoody role in FF7, but what did she have to say about it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Aerith G. - Complete
The First Holy Grail War
Set in old Britain, when the Kinghts of the Round Table searched for the original Grail. Can't exactly place this into the Anime Category... but... here. Disclaimer: King Arthur,Arthuria Pendragon only borrowed from Fate Stay Night. ON HOLD
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,212 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007