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Author has written 18 stories for Fate/stay night, Final Fantasy VII, Lord of the Rings, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
Terms of Agreement And All Sorts of... Dung
I, (place name here), the reader, am to understand that See No Dum-Dums does not own SquareEnix's (formerly Squaresoft) Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus, Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core, Final Fantasy VII Before Crisis, and any other Final Fantasy VII spin-offs (although he does own OCs). So if he tries to claim that he owns Tifa (who is hawt) or Aeris (who is drop dead pretty... enjoy the pun) or something, I'll just ignore him. And if he says that he's already succeeded in taking Aeris from Square, I'll punch him in the face.
And See No Dum-Dums doesn't own Avatar: the Last Airbender and/or Fate / Stay Night and/or LOTR and/or many things on the face of this freaking Planet. Well, he owns his clothes and computer, but... well, you get the point.
But fortunately for him and unfortunately for me, I understand that, upon reading any of his crazy fanfics, I am now covered by See No Dum-Dums's property rights (or is that what it's called?), meaning that he owns me and that I will dutifully submit to whatever he says, like proclaiming him ruler of the world or jumping to a pool of raw Mako if he commands me to. Also, I hereby waive any consequences of reading his fanfics (ie getting hit by Fire3 spells, getting Silenced, getting experimented by Hojo and thus becoming an angsty vampire-look-alike --hey, that's actually cool, no?--, getting as demented as See No Dum-Dums is, getting teary-eyed, getting shocked, entering ROTFLMAO mode... you get the drift).
Lastly, I shall pay tribute to See No Dum-Dums by:
a. giving him five gallons of ice cream daily
b. giving him money daily
c. giving him my life
d. giving him a nice warm hug
e. recognizing him as ruler of the world
or... if I am not able to do a-e,
f. giving him a tribute of reviews
and if I fail to do anything among these, I am screwed, the world is screwed, and I would have to let See No Dum-Dums own me or something.
(sign name here)
Me: Good, my slave. Now, read and review.
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