honeyshoshana
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Joined 09-10-07, id: 1373330, Profile Updated: 12-07-13
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, and Sherlock.
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Malevolent Manipulations by MiyaChama reviews
Hera, bored and vengeful, makes a bet with the Dark Lord Hades. If he can seduce and ruin naive Artemis, then Hera will grant him his desire- 1 night with her. But Hades also wants to make the stubbornly virtuous Persephone his greatest conquest. Game on!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,521 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Hades, Hera
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
No Words are Needed by turquoise.seas reviews
-FAX- "Her beautiful face was white as a sheet, but she stubbornly locked her jaw against crying out." Fang and Max have to find their way back home after the fight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
Enigmatical by wired2damoon reviews
As I stared up into his beautiful hazel eyes, I did the first thing that came to mind, not even stopping for one second to think of how incredibly, one hundred per cent, utterly stupid it was. I kissed him. QuilxClaire, JacobxNessie, EmbryxOC. Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,141 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Serena Sparklypoo and the Goblet of Fire by SortingHat007 reviews
Wanting to change the course of Harry's life, a young fanfiction author has a brilliant idea. Send the absolutely perfect Mary-Sue Serena Sparklypoo to Hogwarts! Nothing can possibly go wrong. Or so she thinks...*I do not own Harry Potter, JKR does*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
The Playlist by piperchick reviews
Max discovers a secret of Fang's on his computer. FAX changed TWO SHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
The Hufflepuff Who Dared by Scorpion29 reviews
A fun little oneshot that occurs when one lone Hufflepuff dares to go against all the traditions stating that she should not be bold, daring, witty or courageous. Set in the Marauder era, very slight hinted Sev/OC onesided.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
God Rest ye Merry Gryffindor by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny's chastity has come under question and that can mean only one thing: The Weasley brothers want to kill Harry. What's Harry going to do, with six Weasley men trying to kill him? And why does Ginny think she's doomed? This story is Ginny's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,278 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Dazed and Confused by TheSmartypants reviews
For StepOnMe. Chaos ensues when Max and Iggy accidentally switch bodies. Max struggles with being blind, Iggy discovers the joys of being a girl, and Fang gets very confused... [Fax] CHAPTER THREE IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
An Affliction Most Grave by Zetaseal reviews
Harry finds yet another reason for the question, Why me? This may be his 100th reason to date, if he bothered to keep count.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Plant Food by Pooca reviews
Harry saves Ginny from a dangerous and life-threatening Herbology detention...alright, maybe not so dangerous and life-threatening as...vaguely scary and somewhat unsafe. But still. Almost-nearly-certain peril. At least.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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The Painter, the Whore, and the Murderer reviews
La belle Paris, in 1877. Sherlock goes undercover as a Parisian prostitute to catch a particularly brutal murderer. John is an Impressionist searching for a muse. When Sherlock overdoses on absinthe and John nurses him back to health, they agree to a business arrangement. Sherlock will model for John, and John will take care of Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Mortal Fools! reviews
Tired of depressing angst/romance fics that seem like the standard for MI? It's the one and only parody of CoB! Contains bizarre references, snarkiness, insults, gag jokes, Edward Cullen, and randomness, besides the mockable Real Plot. Script format
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Things you will never hear the Maximum Ride charac reviews
Things you will never hear Maximum Ride Characters say. Pretty self explanatory. Fang: And she was like, no way, and then I was all like ohmigod totally and she was like... Max: Ah! I broke a nail! sobsobsob. Now with all new conversations!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Ultimate Doom, or, The Mall reviews
Nudge needs a bra. This sets off a whole chain of unfortunate events, including lots of Faxness. Drama and idiocy occur. Romance, humor, jealousy, despair, Abercrombie, and Bizarrely Orange People are all included in this astonishingly odd fic by Sunny!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
The Ultimate CrackFic reviews
This is love like you've never seen it before. Includes True Love, imagined snogging, and sickening declarations of said True Love. Warning: You may be scarred for life after reading this. You have been warned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Angst of a Teddy Bear reviews
Celeste spills all about her hopes, dreams, pet peeves and what's this? A secret crush? CelAri.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Fang becomes a man! reviews
Fang looked into the mirror and gulped. This was it. The big day. Today was the day he would become a man! Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete