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Joined 09-10-07, id: 1373797, Profile Updated: 01-15-11
Author has written 2 stories for Brothers & Sisters.

Mostly an original fiction writer - but with a secret love for screwing up the tales we know and love. Chuck your sanity at the door, my friends. Much love!

- Amanda

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Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Series of Humorous Endeavors by FinalJump reviews
A collection of any humorfics I may choose to write for Sherlock BBC . Contains mentions of slash. Chapters may not be in order timeline wise.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of Sand and Raymond Chandler by jenny starseed reviews
John attempts nanowrimo. Sherlock won't leave him alone.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Thank You by jenny starseed reviews
Sherlock always says "thank you" after sex. John is determined to figure out why.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Good Intentions by kissmytypos reviews
Masks are worn and abandoned during the last night of Carnivale. Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Your Hood, That Hat by Cora Dina reviews
Leo finds himself in an awkward situation -of course- and Ezio -undeniably- has something to do with it. Ezio, unable to deny himself some fun... EzioxLeo, Onshot, Boy's Love Whatevertheycallittoday , Fluff turned Bitter. R&R, please.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Take Your Shot by inbox reviews
Sometimes the most straightlaced of people can surprise you. A slash Arcade Gannon/Craig Boone adventure written for the Fallout Kink Meme.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - C. Boone, Arcade G. - Complete
Crave by Ziven reviews
[AR, M/M, Lemony, Limey, Multi] What is Honey to do when Takashi won't satisfy him? -Honey x Various-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
An Unlikely Friendship by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
The title really says it all. Inspired by Eclipse, please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
To Love a Fairy by PorcelainDoll304 reviews
Cosmo's become a legend in Fairy World, and not for the reason you'd expect. Cosmo/Timmy
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Cosmo, Timmy
Her Look Of Pain by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Jasper knows his boundaries as a Cullen, mainly keeping Bella alive. When he realizes that he can't live with the danger of pushing that boundary daily, he takes a path he wished he would never have to walk on. Will he be able to leave Alice broken?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Jasper? I'm Scared by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice meets Jasper in the diner, and she receives her visions of The Cullen's, only they frighten her instead of intrigue her. They agree to avoid The Cullen's, but what happens when they accidentally run into them in Forks? AU, please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice and Balloons by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Just a fun little time including Alice, Balloons, and Emmett. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
My Savior by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice and Jasper take a ride on Jasper's Ducati and spend some quality time alone with each other. Purely Fluff! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Driving Myself Insane by D4cHilliN reviews
Ranger has a few words to get off his chest and decides that now's a better time then any. Oneshot. Not a happy ending.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Yes, I Do Love You by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Wanderer and Ian discuss her feelings for him, and he realizes he can make her feel the way he wants to. Wanderer/Ian FLUFF! One shot. Please read and review, rated "T" to be safe.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
My Bucket of Water, Her Bucket of Ice by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
An unexpected guest arrives from Jasper's past. He's sent into memories he would prefer didn't exist. How can Alice tell him who's coming without hurting him? Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Nostalgia by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Carlisle and Esme are in his office, and Esme finds their wedding binder. She recalls the day with a smile on her face and Carlisle just watches her from the door. Oneshot. Please read and review. Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
In My Living Area? by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Rosalie starts cleaning feverishly to try to get the dog smell out of the house due to the recent company the Cullen's have been keeping. She has some problems dealing with certain issues, and Emmett helps her. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Didn't You Expect Me To Peek? by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice and Edward talk about his fears for the honeymoon a couple of days before the wedding, and Edward lets something slip that Alice shouldn't have found out. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Stupid, Powered Sibilings by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Rosalie and Alice are driving to the airport to get Bella's honeymoon clothes with Edward in the backseat. Rosalie gets angry at the silent conversations taking place. Short onefic of family time. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
I Suppose by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Bella and Edward go to their meadow and share their thoughts, but things don't go as planned. Edward Bella fluff, one-shot, please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Are Together by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Bella notices the gaps in her floor, and falls trying to cover them up. She stumbles on memories that make her see even less point in living, and tries to stop existing without him. Slightly AU. Takes place in October, after Edward leaves. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carlisle, I Love You by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Carlisle and Esme have a tradition. It had been put on hold because of recent events and additions to their family. Fluff, Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
An Expression Written In Stone by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Emmett and Rosalie talk about Rosalie's reasons of wanting Bella to stay human. Fluff. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
An Emotion of His Own by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Jasper shows his own emotions when it comes to Alice, and Alice only. What happens when that emotion isn't love or happiness? A BD quote of the day possibly over though. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sacred Grounds by raydyan reviews
AU - Ancient Rome. She was a vestal virgin. He was a soldier. Their love was forbidden. Temperance and Booth make choices that will affect their lives in their lifetime and the next. Prequel to Sacred Fire.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Riot Girl by chuckinatorrr reviews
She's got tattoos and piercings, and a habit of causing trouble anywhere she goes. Including Ouran. The Host Club can't do anything about it...can they? Rated T for heavy language. REAL CHAP. 3 POSTED
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Mori/Takashi M.
The Earth Dies by peachpaige reviews
An eloquent tale of Hades and Persephone. Rated thus for a reason.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
A Criminally Insane Love Story by Sadie Lovegood reviews
Allison thought she and Andy were in the perfect relationship. Bender felt he and Claire could last forever. But suddenly, Andy is quickly whisked away and Claire changes her mind, leaving their significant others in the dust with no one but each other.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,368 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Home By Dark by Sadie Lovegood reviews
SEMI AU. The Breakfast Club is dragged on an out of town field trip, then accidentally left behind, 60 miles from Shermer, with no money, no transportation, not to mention hidden feelings for each other. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Everything!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,868 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
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Oh God, reviews
Kevin loves Jason's jeans, but he'd love them more on the floor...but Jason's traditional. T to be safe.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kevin W, Jason M. - Complete
Pistachio Ice Cream Night reviews
All Kevin really wants is just a bowl of ice cream, but Scotty won't let him have it. What lengths will Mr. Walker go to for his frozen dessert? T for suggestive themes, and language. May breach 'M' if inspiration hits.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kevin W, Scotty W. - Complete