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Embracing the Darkness by QueenAly300 reviews
[Dark Hermione/Bellatrix] Years later, when they thought of the exact moment when they lost her to the darkness, they would say it was the first time Ron Weasley made her cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 7/14/2019 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.]
Bella and her Mates by Monsteruphigh reviews
A series of short stories about Bella's mated life. (Her mates are either the women from the Cullen family, the Denali coven, Victoria, Leah, and anyone else I can think of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,976 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Alice, Bella, Rosalie, Kate
Disneyland: A World Full Of Cum and Fantasies by Pingo Potter reviews
In the land of Disneyland, the Disney girls are getting it on and we follow them in a series of interconnected stories . We've got the mermaid Ariel who wants to have legs so she can be with her lesbian lover on land, we've got Jasmine who doesn't want to get married to a prince, we've got Anna who is having a giant crush on her older sister and many other sexy and magical stories.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 142,975 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/28/2015
Prongslet Time by 55artix reviews
At 20, Harry finds himself drawn to the Veil of Death. After falling through, he ends up back in time, his soul trapped within his one-year-old body. This time, Harry vows to save everyone, with the help of Sirius. With his parents and friends alive and well in this new life, Harry finally finds true happiness. Mostly crack-fic; cliche time-travel tropes used (but with a twist).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/28/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Gifted by Darcythe2nd reviews
A terrible gift manifests itself in Bella at a young age and forces her to run for seven long years. 16 now, she has gained some control over the monster inside her and begins to hope for a normal life with her father in Forks, if he can ever forgive her. In Forks she meets and falls in love with the Cullens, who help her come to terms with her past. Femslash. Bella/Rosalie. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 257,735 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 12/31/2021 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bella, Emmett, Rosalie
Total Eclipse of the Heart by QueenAly300 reviews
[Bella/Tanya] Edward leaving made Bella feel like life wasn't worth living. On the day she decides to end it all another coven of vampires happen to be in town and save her. Turns out she was meant for another gold eyed vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,425 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 12/27/2021 - Published: 3/6/2019 - [Bella, Tanya] - Complete
The Dangers of a Curious Mind by zerodawn22 reviews
Hermione, curious about magical creatures, sets out to research Veela. Fortunately for her, there is a part-Veela at Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. As things progress, Hermione quickly finds herself in over her head. Eventual Fleurmione. Rating will go up in later chapters. Femslash, baby!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,560 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 12/23/2021 - Published: 5/15/2020 - [Hermione G., Fleur D.]
Out of Time by KorKor11 reviews
Bella Swan lost her life and then her memory, creating a confused newborn trying to put together the pieces of her missing past. With the aid of Tanya and Irina, she learns to control her vampiric abilities while avoiding the murderous Victoria. But no one can control when time rips her from the present and brings her to Katrina. Kate/Bella. Katella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 358,554 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 11/28/2021 - Published: 6/6/2020 - Bella, Kate
Persisting Occurrences by HaltingPaces reviews
Bella had a secret that she never told the Cullens or anyone in Forks. Bella had cancer when she was seven and survived. Now over eleven years later it's back. The day she plans to tell the Cullens they leave her behind in Forks and break her heart. Two years later when she goes to Alaska for treatment, she meets another coven that offers a new chance at love and family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 203,480 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 10/6/2021 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Bella, Tanya]
As We Chase the Sun by intheinkpot reviews
After torturing the Longbottoms, Bellatrix Lestrange fakes her death to escape the Aurors. An unregistered Animagus, she continues her search for her master. But there is a reason that Animagus transformations are so dangerous. Isolated and without human contact, she loses herself. When Sirius discovers her in the Forbidden Forest, Dumbledore hatches a plan. Black family centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,393 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 8/20/2021 - Published: 4/9/2018 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Have you Met my Goddess Wife? by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
Bella has to marry the goddess Rosalie or else the world will end. Only thing is, they hate each other. Can they manage to fall in love against the odds and save the world or will they fail? God and Goddesses AU. Rosella Endgame. Slight crack-fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,059 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/21/2021 - Published: 9/14/2020 - [Bella, Rosalie] Irina, Victoria - Complete
Run Little Rabbit by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
Bella's been captured by the Volturi to be kept as their little human pet for entertainment value. But what happens when some of the Volturi women realize there's more to Bella than meets the eye? And what will they do when a special bond forms? Bellaxharemqueens
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,326 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/23/2021 - Published: 4/24/2020 - [Bella, Sulpicia, Athenodora, Didyme] - Complete
Freak by Saiyon reviews
Bella is a freak and hated by society for reasons out of her control. Because of this, she's thrown out of her house and finds herself wandering all over the country. Then she happens to meet Heidi, the first person who didn't appear to hate her on sight, and she's given the chance to go to another country. It's there, in Volterra, that her life is changed forever. Bella/Queens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 4/9/2021 - Published: 5/10/2016 - [Bella, Sulpicia, Didyme, Athenodora]
The Three Queens by GalaxyMoon18 reviews
Bella never expected to find herself attracted to three powerful women that ruled the vampiric nation. As she gets to know them more and more she begins to realize that Edward and his family may not be the people she thought and begin to learn just how sinister they actually are.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,222 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 3/14/2021 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Bella, Athenodora, Sulpicia, Didyme
Into Your Home Into Your Heart by Bmce reviews
AU- Andy is a homeless artist and Miranda is...well Miranda. Mirandy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,699 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/2/2021 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Andy S., Caroline P., Cassidy P., Miranda P.
Temporal Tide by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Heartbroken and lost, ripped from her home and turned against her will, Bella tries to learn what it means to be a vampire. Skipping through time, can a love a thousand years in the making come to fruition? Tanya/Bella Femslash. Time Travel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,222 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 3,593 - Updated: 3/1/2021 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Bella, Tanya]
You Make Me Feel by Dovahkin63 reviews
After Bella is rescued from James she becomes numb to everything. Edward had been lying to her and now she knew the truth. Rosalie knows that Bella hasn't told them everything, that more happened in that ballet studio than they know. Bella begins to wonder, will she ever feel alive again? When she's summoned to Volterra she meets a woman that changes everything. (Part One)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,837 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 1/15/2021 - [Bella, Athenodora] - Complete
Hello, I'm GAY by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
Bella is thirsty for Rosalie who is a totally awkward dork about it. The Cullens try to help these two gay messes out but no one ever said it would be easy. Slightly crack-fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,318 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/1/2021 - Published: 10/7/2020 - [Bella, Rosalie] Edward, Emmett - Complete
Shroud by Saiyon reviews
After a very eventful time in Phoenix, Bella feels like she has no choice but to go to Forks and try to hide. Now she has to deal with what's after her, who's interested in her, and a lot more supernatural shit than she could imagine. Bella x Leah x Kate ending, I don't care if it's weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 296 - Published: 1/19/2021 - [Bella, Kate, Leah]
Twilight Really Reimagined by GrumpayDog reviews
Three years before Bella moved to Forks she met a mysterious red eyed stranger. Never quite able to forget about her blonde angel she tries to get to her through the only connection she knows of: The Cullens. But when new problems arise will Bella be able to truly have a happy ending with her beloved Jane?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,737 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 11/8/2020 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Bella, Jane]
Altera Aretla by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
Extended use of the time turner during her third year has unforeseen consequences for Hermione in her sixth year. Consequences that might just drive her insane unless she can find her way back and with the unexpected help of Bellatrix Black who might actually not be who she first seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 5/10/2020 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] Luna L., Pansy P.
The Truths kept a secret by GalaxyMoon18 reviews
After, returning home from saving Edward, Bella returns to what should be her own normal. However, things feel different, and she feels that the Cullens may not be telling her everything that they should.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/24/2020 - Published: 10/12/2019
Luperca by darkwolflovesgirls reviews
Summary: femslash very gay! Hermione/tonks pairing. Hermione bitten, turns into a werewolf and hides her transition from her friends, she will eventually find her mate and help Harry to try and defeat Voldemort. Rated M for a reason, will have smut and Hermione will have one other female sexual partner before she meets her mate
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,570 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 12/23/2017 - [N. Tonks, Hermione G.]
Mental Warfare by LondonReturned reviews
When Bella moves in to her dad's new house in Denali she's met with a new challenge. With two vampires vying for her attentions, one becomes an obstacle while the other might just be her happy ending. As she learns more about her power she becomes apart of a world she never knew existed, and finally she feels not so alone in the world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,492 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 8/30/2020 - Published: 7/26/2016 - [Bella, Tanya] Edward, Jessica - Complete
The One Where Tanya Breaks Bella by Wolfsbane2009 reviews
Very smutty one-shot where Bella is awkward and forgets how to "person" around Tanya.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/3/2020 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Sabotage by Bmce reviews
AU...Mirandy... Set in present day. Miranda is Miranda. Andy is Andy but she never worked for the Dragon Lady. There is a little bit of drama but all be good at the end. Definitely a love story.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,056 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 11/27/2016
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4298 - Favs: 6,784 - Follows: 7,901 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
So I Hope You See (That I Would Love To Love You) by Olivia Janae reviews
What it comes down to is that it doesn't matter. She will never tell anyone, least of all this stupid human. It doesn't matter if her soul feels healed when she is around. She refuses to allow this to be true, and so she'll ignore it. She will not give in to this. Even if Edward is wrong about his mate bond with Bella... even if she knows this for a fact. Rosalie will not give in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,554 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 3/15/2020 - [Rosalie, Bella] Edward, Emmett - Complete
What You Don't Know by zerodawn22 reviews
Everyone has a weird gap in their knowledge. Unfortunately for her, Hermione's coincides with a mistake that could have huge consequences. She's known as the Brightest Witch of Her Age, but there are some things she has just never come across. Try explaining that to an enraged Veela... Fleurmione. Femslash. Post-War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,677 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 3/7/2020 - [Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
Through Her Eyes by ArielApostolos reviews
Prompt: she can feel people's gazes on her body like a physical touch. A passing glance, a sensual leering, she feels it all. I decided to give this an Elsanna touch (DL;DR). What happens when Anna starts physically feeling people's gazes as they pass over her body? And why does her sister's gaze linger so enticingly?
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2020 - [Elsa, Anna] [King Agnarr, Queen Iduna] - Complete
Portrait of a Tragic Woman by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
As a psychologist they tell you not to fall in love with your patients. And what does Hermione do? She falls for her most dangerous patient yet. Human AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 192,486 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/2/2020 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Luna L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Your Princess is in Another Castle by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
Bella is a princess set to lead a happy married life with her prince Edward. Unfortunately, she gets caught in the ages old conflict between the vampires and humans and is trapped inside a castle until Edward can come to save the day. But things are not what they seem as truths are revealed, bonds are broken, and a forbidden love blossoms between human and vampire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,458 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/15/2020 - Published: 10/12/2018 - [Bella, Victoria] Edward, Jacob - Complete
Pro ana by The Princess of Pink reviews
Luna Lovegood stumbles on a Pro-ana website, and falls in the trap and believes all the lies, the more she tries to be perfect, the more she loses herself. How can she get out? Modern AU, Anorexia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2020 - Published: 7/2/2019 - Luna L.
Knight in Gothic Armor by Mia D. Queen reviews
When Elena crashed her car, she was rescued by Anna instead of Damon. Will she fall for the other girl just the same? Elena/Anna
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,014 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Anna, Elena G.]
Technological Glitch by Halia Stone reviews
Klaus really despises modern technology sometimes. [Rated M for one scene in the beginning]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/20/2019 - [Damon S., Klaus] - Complete
Dancing by Halia Stone reviews
It was a weird thing they had, but as weird as it was it was theirs. And who knew dancing with your supposed number-one enemy was such fun?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/20/2019 - [Damon S., Klaus] - Complete
Irreplaceable Spark by homefuLL reviews
Cullen family just moved to Forks in 1987. Alice finds a tiny infant with beautiful brown eyes in the woods. The Cullens adopts baby Bella. Read to find out what becomes of Bella's life as she grows up with a house full of vampires. BELLICE eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,825 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Alice, Bella
I Give it (Less Than) a Year (To Fall in Love With You) by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
Emma's and Graham's marriage is teetering on the brink of implosion and she has all but resigned herself to being unhappily married when Regina Mills enters her life and suddenly Emma realizes she might have a chance at happiness after all. Romcom AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,016 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete
Come Home with me Tonight by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
In order to win back her ex-girlfriend, Emma hires an escort to make her jealous. However, the plan does not proceed as expected when the escort, Regina, falls in love with Emma. Emma is stuck in an unwilling love triangle and has to choose between her old lover, Lily, or a new love with Regina. If she doesn't pick and soon then she may just lose them both. G!P Emma. Swanqueen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,300 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/22/2019 - Published: 1/2/2019 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Aurora/Sleeping Beauty, Lily - Complete
Slave to the Dark by Kaeru Rei reviews
When told about the prophecy, Voldemort decides he wants this powerful child as his servant and abducts him. With no one to stop him, he puts Britain under his dominion. Hogwarts, however, still stands. To break it down, he sends his most valued servant to work it from the inside out. AU. D/s relationship between Voldemort and Harry. Dark!Harry. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 3/25/2016 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Severus S., Lucius M.
Bella the Bold by chronos136 reviews
What happens when Bella met someone. Someone who made her stronger. And what happens when Alice saw the og Bella, and Edward wanted her to be his mate. But she is a little more than he, or anyone is expecting...and lesbian. Edward-bashing and eventually lesbian romance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,262 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 3/13/2016 - [Bella, Tanya]
Time in a bottle by darkwolflovesgirls reviews
COMPLETE! Cissmione story, time turner, femalash, smut most likely, very gay! Meh not a good summary should have some good plot twists, non cannon slightly AU,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,594 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/2/2018 - Published: 3/28/2018 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] Draco M. - Complete
Between Two Teachers by AOBZ reviews
Emma has recently returned to Storybrooke for a teaching position at Storybrooke Primary School, trying to escape from the pain of her past. As she attempts to help a little boy with his own emotional problems, she finds she gets more than she bargained for in the form of an adorable 10 year old boy and his beautiful Latina mother. AU prompt fic. No magic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,061 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 8/18/2017 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.]
The Taxi Ride by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
It all started with that one unassuming ride...and before Bella knows it she's wrapped up in a dangerous cat and mouse game with one hungry vampire named Victoria.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,160 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - [Bella, Victoria] Jacob - Complete
Fade Out by ElyzaLex reviews
The wolves arrive too late to save Bella from Laurent, but time has other plans for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,129 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Bella, Athenodora, Didyme, Sulpicia]
Second Sight by darkwolflovesgirls reviews
COMPLETE!Second book to At first sight, read first before this. Bella/Jane pairing, this will begin with Bella's change, M rating, will have smut all the warnings that go with that, very gay Don't like don't read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 3/13/2018 - [Bella, Jane] - Complete
Abductor's Torment by Sephyxia reviews
Bella didn't expect the little girl outside her door to be a vampire, nor did she expect the girl to kidnap her. Reversely, Jane didn't expect the girl she abducted to kind of abduct her in return, nor did she expect to start feeling emotions that were supposed to be nonexistent. - Set after the Cullens leave Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,256 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Bella, Jane
Of Cats, Giraffes, and Mice by inkheart9459 reviews
Mina's glad to see the Bellas walk in the Riff Off, especially the little mouse. She finds the tiny girl amusing, interesting even, and can't help but want her. Pieter, it seems, is on the same page as her, and for the first time in their open relationship wants another person. Seeing their little mouse alone at the bar proves the perfect opportunity to see exactly where this goes.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,506 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Kommissar, Beca M., Pieter K.] - Complete
For The Love Of An Original by Brittanyherbs reviews
Elena's life takes on a wonderful new twist when she meets someone who changes her life forever. (AU)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Elena G., Rebekah]
Love and War by SoManySkullz reviews
Fifth year canon deviation - Nymphadora Tonks x Hermione Granger and how they help defeat the Dark Lord. Good!Bellatrix, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Story already complete to be added to weekly, over 100,000 words
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,039 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Forks High by Queen Preferences reviews
Summary: Forks High School will never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/28/2018 - [Embry, Emmett] [Edward, Jacob] - Complete
At first sight by darkwolflovesgirls reviews
Part 1 COMPLETE Bella/Jane femalash, ooc mostly-ish, set as bella saves Edward from exposing himself as a vampire. Very gay
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 3/2/2018 - [Bella, Jane] - Complete
Pleasant Surprise by HappyLittleVegemites by some of the lost reviews
Takes place six years after Edward left in New Moon. After graduating high school, Bella went on to the University of Alaska as planned. There she met Tanya and they realised their love for one another. What will the Cullen's have to say when they find out? Not mine. Re-post.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,729 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 155 - Published: 2/3/2018 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
It was your Fault by DragonSoulofFire reviews
Edward never leaves Bella, instead he get intrested in another girl, she breaks his heart and he goes on his suicide mission anyway, Bella saves Edward, not for him, but for his family. Bella is actually quite pissed with Edward. Another certain vampire take interest in Bella. Will this trip to Volterra end well?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,398 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Harry's Lovers by dwinchester'sgirl88 reviews
Harry is in love with four different men: a dark Auror, a snarky Potions Master, a blond Lord, and the Dark Lord. Separately each man has Harry until they join together to show him just how mind-blowing things can be between them all. Warning and Tags inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,383 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Kingsley S. - Complete
A Blip Amidst Infinite Moments by devvvvvvvvvvvv reviews
Isabella Amelia Marie Swan is as normal as they come, and her life nearly bores her to death - literally. Jane is dangerous and legendary, but she seeks something more. When the two girls meet, it soon becomes obvious that the outcome will be both sensational and heartbreaking. Bella/Jane. Totally off-canon. Bit of a crack-fic. Random shit happens, so beware! COMPLETE 12/5/17!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,009 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 5/18/2017 - Bella, Jane - Complete
Fire Light by ReaperCB919 reviews
Bella comes to Forks not as a weak human, but as a member of a race much more powerful, and ancient than even vampires. What happens when she meets the Cullens, The Pack, and the Humans of The Olympic Peninsula? F/F and multipairing romances. Team Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,089 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Alice, Angela, Bella
Porcelain Goddess by The Black Sacrament reviews
(A request.) Bella goes to save Edward but something else happens entirely. She finds that her mate is not Edward at all and he's a lying cuntbag. Her mate turns out to be ancient, hot, sexy, and a Volturi queen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Didyme, Bella - Complete
Forever changed by MDIlikewhoa reviews
"You gonna join in the fun brother?" Jonathan asked looking at Jace for a second before going back to kissing on Clary's stomach. Jace slowly pulled his own shirt off and looked down with sad eyes. "Sorry." He mouthed to Clary before he started kissing her neck. - Jonathan makes Jace do the unthinkable while he's under his control. Warning: Non-Con very M!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Lady of Death by drippingwithsin reviews
Selected to work in the castle Bella finds herself once again chosen for a much more demanding need. [g!p]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Athenodora, Bella]
Light as a Feather by EverydayGeek reviews
After some light convincing, Regina Mills allows her son to sign up for boxing lessons. What was meant to be fun activity for him, turns into a dilemma for Regina, who finds herself attracted to his flirtatious and seemingly hardened boxing instructor.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,601 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 6/11/2016 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
The Volturi Queen by LadyLumiya reviews
Bella rushes to Volterra to save Edward and is brought before the three Volturi Kings. When things start to go south an unlikely vampire steps in to save her, claiming to not just be her true mate but also a Queen... of the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Aro, Bella, Athenodora, Sulpicia
Give in to Us by dsrtchck reviews
Bella saves Edward in Italy; at least she tries to. When Bella is brought into the Volturi throne room, five vampires make some unusual claims on Bella that she just can't believe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,197 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 5/23/2015 - [Bella, Jane, Heidi] Sulpicia
Family Portrait by Fangoddess reviews
Elena is a troubled teenager with a dark past and problems ranging from drugs to daddy issues.When her foster parents die,she's forced to warm up to Alaric-a friend of the family. Moving to a new town,making new friends and crossing lines that ought not to be crossed,Elena finds herself lost.What will happen when she meets Damon?Will he fix her or break her?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,258 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Elena G., Damon S., Alaric S.
Dangerous Lines by Artistia reviews
They say that imprinting is like a million lines converging, tethering the wolf to their mate. They don't say that its like a chain, binding the imprint to the wolf forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [Bella, Sulpicia] - Complete
The Witch Twin's Mate by Saiyon reviews
Jane meets a young Bella, and is in for quite a surprise. And yes, Jane is sixteen in this story, because thirteen is creepy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,336 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Bella, Jane]
Taken By The Amazon by Saiyon reviews
Bella is abandoned by the Cullens, and in order to get away from Forks and the memories the town held, she goes on a summer trip to the Amazon. It's there that her little expedition group is attacked, and she meets the Amazon coven. Zafrina/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,355 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 3/6/2016 - [Bella, Zafrina] - Complete
Artemis and the Love Potion 9 by Cladothehobbit reviews
Artemis accidentally drinks a love potion that will curse her forever, how does she survive? Why, with the help of friends of course. Rated M mainly for lemons, maybe some swearing, Artemis x Harem. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,337 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Artemis, Aphrodite, Percy J., Annabeth C.
Strange Girl by Saiyon reviews
Bella is a strange girl who is always hungry, always tired, and wants to avoid any kind of trouble. When she moves to Forks to avoid the drama around Renee and her new husband, she never expected to end up knee deep in vampire drama, or to meet a girl who changes her whole world... Tanya/Bella ending.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,113 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 1/13/2016 - [Bella, Tanya]
Hers by Saiyon reviews
Bella has been abandoned by the Cullens and has moved on with her life. Now a college student, she's dragged to a party by her friends, only to meet a sexy woman named Maria. Before she knows it, she's seduced, bitten, and carted off to Mexico, where she then has to deal with being Maria's underling. Maria/Bella endgame.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Bella, Maria]
Just A Guard by Saiyon reviews
Bella ends up in Volterra to save Edward, only to get a lot more than she bargained for when she meets the Volturi Queens and finds out she's basically a princess. She also meets Corin, a vampire Bella can barely stand, who ends up going back to Forks with the Cullens to protect Bella until she graduates high school and can be turned. Corin/Bella endgame.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/10/2016 - [Corin, Bella]
Broken Halves by Snakecompanion reviews
When Katniss volunteers for the Hunger Games to save her sister, she never would have dreamed she would meet someone like Clove. Clove never dreamed she would ever feel the way she feels about Katniss. What will the two do when they are thrown into the arena where they must fight to the death?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,334 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Clove, Katniss E.] - Complete
Defying Destiny by PlPhoenix reviews
The Cullen's had left and Bella moves on with help from new friends and family. She faces life head on and has a new confidence she never knew she had. Bella had forgotten though, what lurks in the dark. She is forced into a new life, one she had all but left behind. She now faces a whole new world, and the dangers that come with it. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,143 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Bella, Tanya] [Leah, Irina] - Complete
Fate by ryuzaki-will-live-on reviews
Princess Jasmine goes in search of something more to life. She doesn't expect to be abducted, nor for her savior to be an enchanting gypsy. Neither woman can define it, but there is a force of fate pulling them into each other's arms. Femslash.
Crossover - Aladdin & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Jasmine, Esmeralda
You're MY Mate by Saiyon reviews
Bella is an ancient vampire, and the accidental creator of the Volturi. She is also a force to be reckoned with, and on a whim to get away from the Volturi, travels the world visiting every vampire coven. It's on this trip that she meets a certain blonde who she recognizes as her mate. The only problem is, her mate and her mate's family hates the Volturi. Irina/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,297 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - [Bella, Irina]
The Romanians by Cheesecake44 reviews
Short stories on Vladimir and Stefan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Vladimir, Stefan
Keeping the Stray by Saiyon reviews
B (Bella) is a cat shifter who has lived a hard life after her family was slaughtered by vampires. But then things get even crazier when a vampire named Kate comes across her and realizes B is her mate. M because it's Kate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 87,500 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/20/2015 - [Bella, Kate]
The Egyptian Swan by FunahoMisaki reviews
Bella Swan is vastly different than the books when she shows up in forks...for one she's claiming to be an albino Egyptian transfer...two her last name isn't 'Swan' at the moment...and three...she scares the crap out of Jasper! How does he know her? Why is he terrified of her? And how the heck did she get those scars on her face...AU OOC some bashing some Femslash. Bella/Esme T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Bella, Esme] Jasper, Maria
Forever Love by normalgirlMichi reviews
A collection of femslash drabbles and oneshots about different pairings. Mostly just for fun. Chapter 4: Rosalie/Bella - A prank leads to a blushing Bella and a giggling Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Bella, Jane, Rosalie, Kate - Complete
Volturi Twist by biological.experiment reviews
Twilight Femslash. Takes place after New Moon. Bella discovers her true mate - The Volturi. As a heads up: the Volturi are Athenodora, Didyme, and Sulpicica. Endgame Bella and the Volturi women. (On Hiatus)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,180 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Bella, Athenodora, Sulpicia, Didyme
The Wild Ones by Artistia reviews
Forced to leave her daughter when first changed, Rosalie goes back for Isabella, only to be told she is dead. What if little Bella was found and raised by a human drinking vampire? What changes will this bring in the lives of the Cullens, and, more importantly, the Denali sisters?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,393 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Bella, Tanya] Rosalie, Victoria - Complete
Teleported by TheWolf32 reviews
Myrnin creates a new machine that can teleport people anywhere without the limits of the portals. It hasn't been tested so he uses it on Amelie without her permission and it sends her to Britain, where she meets a girl, who grows jealous of Amelie and Oliver's relationship. But what happens when Amelie gets back to Morganville and punishes Myrnin?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Amelie, Oliver, Myrnin
Bella's Prophecy by Da Prince reviews
Bella was born long before the movies and books and is mated to jane, and maybe someone else. Simple summary but i don't want to give it away. Rated M for bad language. Sorry for mistakes it is my first story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Bella, Jane] - Complete
Bloody Wishes by SixPerfections reviews
The Cullens abandon Bella in Forks. To uphold the Law the Denali take it upon themselves to either kill Bella or turn her. Bella wanted to be a vampire? She just might be getting her wish after all. Femslash if longer. Omegaverse story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Bella, Tanya, Kate
Little Finger by dolcissimonotappasionato reviews
Jem Carstairs finds himself wrapped around yet another Herondale's little finger.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Clary F., OC, B. Zachariah, Tessa G. - Complete
Salted Caramel by MyTwiDreams reviews
Revenge is best served cold. I'm not a vindictive woman; normally I am sweet and lovable.I'd do anything for the ones I love, which is why I created a perfect plan to see Volturi and his precious restaurant fall.I am ready to set my plan into action. But there's a problem. My new girlfriend, a brilliant chef, works for Volturi./Bellice/AH/Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Alice, Bella]
I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) by writetherest reviews
Emma Swan doesn't consider herself a star, but she finds herself thrust into the spotlight and competing as a celebrity dancer on Dancing with the Stars. Over the course of ten weeks, she'll struggle to learn to dance with her professional partner - Regina Mills - and may just end up dancing with somebody who loves her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,500 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 223 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
A Single Drop by drippingwithsin reviews
All it takes is a single drop of blood to undo years worth of practice and control.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 243 - Published: 8/27/2015 - [Bella, Esme] - Complete
Metamorphosis by drippingwithsin reviews
After reluctantly attending an after party a terrifying change begins. Perhaps, the Devil does indeed wear Prada.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 9/19/2013
The Black Rose Shall Bloom Once More by Alice Raven B reviews
Edward left Bella... She got over it by partying, sex and alcohol. She become pregnant with her daughter Grace and 5 years later they go on a holiday to Italy. When on a tour of the castle of Volterra, Bella and her daughter's life changes forever. Bella/Jane pairing later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,497 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Aro, Bella, Jane, Sulpicia
Bella's Secret by Fandom Franchise reviews
Edward's back, but Bella struggles to cope with his absence. She has nightmares, can't eat, and cuts herself. (Story contains self-harm)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Bella, Edward
Getting me through the night by Gardenia Queen reviews
Warning! May TRIGGER! Beca had lived horrible experiences all her life. When she met the Bellas, she'll open up slowly. And what if she had the right to fall in love? Mentions of Self-Harm, sexual and physical violence/incest, and Lesbian. Femslash (F/F) Beca / Kommissar (Becommissar) eventually. RATED M for a reason!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Beca M., Kommissar] Chloe B., Fat Amy
Harry Potter and the Summer in St Mary's Mental Hospital by The Purple Sheep reviews
Harry Potter has just finished his fifth year at Hogwarts when he is unexpectedly dumped at a mental hospital by his relatives. Accused of having mental health problems such as anorexia, self-harm and compulsive lying, will Harry be able to escape? Or will he be trapped there for the rest of his summer forced to endure pointless therapy sessions?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,049 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Harry P.
Unintentional by sydneysages reviews
Myrnin's developed a new invention without Claire's assistance. But does it do what it's supposed to? (It doesn't).
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Clary's Utter Horror by i can't care reviews
Clary during her... special time of the month an her reaction to Izzy's lighthearted suggestion
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L.
Just a Little Cheetah by Sk8rgrl69 reviews
Alice and Rosalie find a creature that should be extinct during a hunt. After patching it up they keep the animal as a companion, but is this animal truly just that, an animal? Or is it something more? Bella/Irina. Furries, femslash, werecreatures, the works. Don't like don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Bella, Irina] - Complete
City of True Love - A Heline Story by SeeliePrincess19 reviews
This is my story about Aline Penhallow and Helen Blackthorn becoming a couple. Basically I will be filling in the "blanks" in the series using Cassandra Clare's books as a foundation. I started off at the end of CoG and it will probably cover everything up to CoHF (SPOILERS!). This is my first story and English is NOT my mother tongue so be easy on me! Reviews are appreciated.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,018 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Aline P., Helen B. - Complete
Into the storm by Ryan1882 reviews
Isabella Swan finds her world turned upside down when she wakes as the one thing she never believed she could be: a vampire. But guilt hangs heavy on her heart and she is directed to a man who could make her immortal life that bit better: Carlisle Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,152 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Walking on Air by dyinq reviews
Harry Potter is losing his mind. Who will be there for him when he finally breaks? Rating for self-harm and eating disorders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dancing On The Horizon by Monster Galore reviews
Exiled from her old home, Bella finds a new home and life with the Volturi by accident. Decades later, she is the highest ranked guard in history. When a problem erupts in Forks, she and a few others are sent to clean up the mess. There she meets the infamous Cullen family and The Denali's. She also meets her mate. Cliche I know, but worth the read. Bella/Irina.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,474 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Bella, Irina]
Scars by writetilltheinkrunsout reviews
* TRIGGER WARNING!* Prim is not how everyone sees her. She may be sweet on the outside, but her mind is much darker. She has low self-esteem, and she cuts herself. She's moved into Victor's Village, but she just can't seem to cope. When she seems to be coping well, the 3rd Quarter Quell is announced. Prim feels herself spiraling, and finds herself talking to someone unexpected.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014
Screw the Vampire Women, Save the World! by OldAsHeck reviews
Crack fic! Bella is the chosen one who has to stop the Devil from destroying the world before Halloween comes. But in order to do that, she has to have sex with every female vampire in the world! Futa.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,033 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Bella
Better Than Blood by xDreamlessx reviews
AU. Bella is a sexy lesbian vampire whose insatiable lust for boobs and blood lead her to date as many girls as possible, generally all at the same time. But then she meets Alice, a young girl whose beautiful heart and maddening ass teach her what true love really is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,775 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Alice, Bella
Let Us Help You by dsrtchck reviews
Bella's mom died in labor and her dad blames her. Since her mom's death, Bella's dad has been distant and uncaring. As Bella grew older, Charlie became more abusive. By the time Bella is a senior in high school, Charlie is physically abusive. When the Cullen's move to town they turn Bella's world upside down. Two Cullen's in particular have made it their goal to save Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,969 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - [Bella, Esme, Rosalie] - Complete
A Night of Mystery by Dark Goddess2000 reviews
The Cullen's host a dinner party but the night takes a spooky turn when one of the guests ends up murdered! Who did it? Why did they do it? Will Chief Charlie Swan catch the killer before another person ends up dead? Well, read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Bella, Charlie S., Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Fun Times In Italy by snoopykid reviews
REPOSTED. This is the fourth segment in my 'Fun Times' Twilight series story. The Cullens are invited to stay with the Volturi to get reacquainted and in the process craziness ensues! This story has more drama, craziness, and hilarity that cannot be handled by any sane person. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2014
Of Pumpkins and Glass Slippers by Artistia reviews
A retelling of Cinderella using a cast of our favorite characters. Suffocating under her Stepmother's treatment of her, Bella takes a chance and magically finds herself at the royal masquerade ball. Will a night spent dancing with a certain strawberry blonde princess lead her to true love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,429 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Bella, Tanya] [Emmett, Rosalie] - Complete
Blood Slave by xDreamlessx reviews
AU, AB, BDSM. One night, Bella meets a vampire named Alice. Lonely and a little desperate, Bella doesn't care that Alice only wants her for sex and blood. Bella can't help falling in love with her, but is it even possible for Alice to return her feelings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,809 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Tossing Stones 2 - In the Sea by Princess Alexandria reviews
Sequel to Tossing Stones - Bella's circle of friends and admirers grows, much to Rosalie's displeasure. Rose wants to slowly introduce the idea of being with Bella to the human, but with all this competition slow may not win the race.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bella, Rosalie, Emmett, Irina
Rising Phoenix by OutProud94 reviews
Six months after the Cullens left in New Moon, Bella has begun healing but after a fight with Jacob she runs into Jane and Alec in the forest. When she wakes up she is in the Volturi Castle, she is made an offer she cannot refuse. Join them and she can seek her own revenge against the Cullens when she feels ready. She may even find her unexpected mate along the way. Femslash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,317 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Bella, Jane - Complete
A New Chapter by dsrtchck reviews
Bella barely managed to save Edward in time in New Moon. When the three of them are brought to meet the leaders of the Volturi they are all in for a surprise. Bella will do her best to stay true to whom she thought she loved; but the Volturi leaders are very motivated to change Bella's mind. This is a Bella/Sulpicia/Didyme/Athenodora story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,677 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Bella, Athenodora, Sulpicia, Didyme] - Complete
Alpha Female by sofia313 reviews
"Why do you always have to prove you're the alpha male?" "I don't have to prove anything, love, I am the alpha male." "Hey Nik, maybe she doesn't want an alpha male." Rebekah and Caroline have a little secret… One-shot, 3x20.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Caroline F., Rebekah] Klaus - Complete
History in Motion by sydneysages reviews
Myrnin decides that Claire's humanities education needs some brushing up in light of an upcoming ball, using examples of vampires in Morganville. Excerpt: "Let me guess. The town contains a recluse vampire—other than you, of course—and that's Anne Boleyn. It was only trickery that made everyone think they'd seen her beheaded; really, she's a vampire!"
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Claire D., Amelie, Myrnin - Complete
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vampire Named Alice by xDreamlessx reviews
AU. Bella is a small town police deputy who drives home from the station one night and picks up a young girl hitchhiking – a girl who happens to be a lonely little vampiress named Alice. Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,396 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Arching Light: Electricity by Mana Tatsumiya reviews
New Moon AU. Bella, turned into a vampire forcibly by Victoria, is chased out of Forks by the pack and wanders helpless, desperate and terrified until a beautiful stranger walks into her life and turns it upside down. Bella/Kate femslash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Kate
Paper Cuts by Gandalf3213 reviews
It's not one big thing that makes Alec's relationship with Magnus so hard. It's a million little paper cuts every day. Paper cuts like his father disowning him, like the betrayal of a friend, like being beaten by something wearing Jace's face. A two-shot collection of some of these cuts.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Cut by Queen Wicked reviews
Alexander Gideon Lightwood was done. Done with living, done with breathing, done with life. CoLS spoilers. Character death (?)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Another Walmart Story by Dark Goddess2000 reviews
I know this plot has been done to death but I love these stories so I wanted to give it a shot. Bella, Alice and Emmett go to Walmart and mayhem happens. Please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Alice, Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmetts idea:A twilight truth or dare game! by Jordan-of-forksx reviews
I love these storys so decided to write my own . inclouds : Jane eatinga KFC , Emmett givig Aro a 'present' (a naughty one...) , Carlisle dressed as a princess , Zafrina dressed as a chicken , Caius dressed as a ? humping a ? Felix unleashers his inner cat , peter eating Alice's shoes, Jacob dressed as a vampire , Emo Eddie , Sam givin Charlie a lap dance and Amun a stripper .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Maggie
Static by sydneysages reviews
She's gone but he's back, because he can never let her go, even a century down the line. /Sizzy
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Isabelle L., Simon L. - Complete
The Last Stand by FlawlessPrincess21 reviews
What happens when Edward and Bella spend one last night together? rated m for super spiciness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Charlie's Choice by mischief-maker1 reviews
When the doctor gives Charlie some bad news, how will everyone handle it? And could this mean a new addition to the Cullen Clan? Rated M for language, possibly lemons in future chapters...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,589 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Charlie S.
A Form of Revenge by sydneysages reviews
Tessa forces Will to face his greatest fear as payback. /CLOCKWORK PRINCESS SPOILERS
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Second Chances by AzureKate reviews
Vladimir, more so than Stefan, is extremely interested in Renesmee. Although no one else seems to approve of their contact, little Renesmee, who is equally interested in the ancient Romanians, can't be kept away. (suggested VladimirxRenesmee)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Vladimir, Renesmee C./Nessie
Bella's Twin Izzy by Littlecosma001 reviews
Summary- It is currently summer and Bella decided to spend it with her mom. What no one knows, is that she'll also be spending it with her twin sister Izzy. You see, Bella has an identical twin sister that no one knows about. They are identical in every way (yes even their blood smells the same.) except that Izzy's hair is longer, I reaches her hips. Full summary is inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
kimmy jin and the year with the awkward girl and her misfit friends by sirrryesssirrr reviews
She doesn't hate Beca Mitchell. Not really. Well, okay, it's a lot more complicated than that. Kimmy Jin-centric, gen, implied Beca/Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kimmy-Jin - Complete
The Cullen Family Goes to Walmart! by NumberOneTwihard reviews
One day, Emmett gets a chain e-mail with the list of "Things Not to do at Walmart". Follow the Cullens as they do items from the list! Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Myrnin takes Oliver's hippie drugs by TheWolf32 reviews
*CRACKFIC* Myrnin is bored so he decides to steal Oliver's hippie drugs. What consequences follow his actions?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Myrnin, Oliver
Until I Collapse by TheWolf32 reviews
What do you think of the new title? I got my friend to think of that and loads others ... **SEQUEL TO NEW BEGINNINGS** So yeah what it says in the title. Claire is getting used to life as a new born vampire and tries to get on with her life as normal. But in Morganville nothing is normal. How will she cope?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Amelie, Claire D. - Complete
WalMart Fun by Ariellove12 reviews
What happens when Bella, Edward, Rose, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper decide to have a competition on who can complete the most items on the 101 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? This is mostly humor but I guess a little fluff. AH Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Luminescence by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Bella's always been a little different. Glowing skin and malfunctioning electrical devices are only a small part of the problem. No, Bella's also attracted a vampire. A vampire who's name doesn't end in 'Cullen'. Victoria/Bella Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/8/2009 - [Bella, Victoria] - Complete
our grand denouement by ladyrostova reviews
Future!fic involving Elena/Rebekah slash after Rebekah turns Elena into a vampire.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Elena G., Rebekah - Complete
Stay by texasbella reviews
Bella, still a virgin at 20 & perpetually horny and snarky, has a heart too big to worry about herself. Turns out being forced to work on Valentine's Day because she's single may not be such a bad thing. Especially when her client is Esme Platt. femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Truth or Dare: Cullen vs Volturi by TaylaxxStarr reviews
The Cullen Kids see it as entertainment to play truth or dare , but how far will it go when the very same Italian Volturi gets involved? In Volturi vs. Cullen, its a race of wits, strength, and revenge...sweet revenge. Cullen/Volturi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Bella, Aro
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Many Musings of Chairman Meow by MorbidMandy reviews
We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Strawberry Tops by ErottDarken reviews
Bella's always seen Esme as more than a mother figure. She just never had the courage to say it out loud. Femslash warning. Bella/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Cullens Go To Therapy by Jasper's Girl 4life reviews
The Cullens go to therapy to learn to deal with thier "issues" Can Dr.Pazzo fix there problems? Read to find out.lots of randomness and real stupidity just because its fun that way...cut me some slack its my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
Forgotten about by Outlinedinblack reviews
Amelia O'keefe's life has never been good. Her sister had a rare disease, so Amelia is always forgotten about. She then turns to anorexia, that nearly kills her. Her parents, at wits end, put her in a hospital for eating disorders. Will she survive? R & R
Handle With Care - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Amelia O.
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Unconditional by paxbanana reviews
The person that was cursed to become a beast was no prince at all. femslash
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Things To Do In Walmart, with Emmett! by emilylovee reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in Walmart and decides to do them all! Along with the other Cullens of course! Sure to be crazy.. Hilarious story here people!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Emmett
Cullens At Walmart by InsertRandomPenNameHere reviews
If possible, Alice's grin turned even bigger as she handed each of us a sheet of paper. On the paper, it read :Things NOT To Do At Wal-Mart...uh-oh. *this is my first fanfiction ever, im still really new to the whole thing, please be nice : *
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Alice, Emmett
Group Therapy A Cullen Comedy by Equivamp reviews
After a trip to Walmart goes awry, the Cullen kids, Bella too, are sent to counseling. Can the therapist handle them? T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Annoying the Volturi members by TNMEBDPJO reviews
My partner in crime, Steph, and I annoy the Hell out of the Volturi members. Really funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010
funny lines by corky7411 reviews
just a few ines me and my friends thought were funny. i havent got all of them yet
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
prank calling cullen style by Five by Five gurl reviews
EMMET THINKING? Calculators,a hyper little vampire and a phone, nothing good can come out of this
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Emmett
Volturi Mad Spoof by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
This is a collection of random times at the Volturi castle... prepare to laugh, cry, and be disturbed. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
Pleasure and Pain by kolchaksghost reviews
Edward leaves and NM, Bella wants revenge. She is found by Ciaus, Athenadora and Jane. My attempt at a Dark Bella fic. Bella/Jane femslash. AU, Dark Themes. Mature readers only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
One Moment In Time by evanescent-rhapsody reviews
Bella Swan is a raped/abused 12-year-old. She wants her parents to die, and they do, to escape from the torture. Though, she gets adopted by the Cullens - will she trust them? Full summary now inside, please R&R! Rated M for content/words. Gradual BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Fun at WalMart by Christine232 reviews
Bella, Jacob, and the Cullen's go to Wal-Mart to have some fun. Better than it sounds! I suck at summaries! Read and Respond!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Collection of Funny Short stories by lilly1720 reviews
Okay so far i have 3 chapters.... The Volturi get in a car crash...Edward Get's A Tattoo. and Vladimir and Stefan Prank Call the Volturi this 1 funny . soooo, please review and possibly give ideas.... thanx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009
Emmett Eats His Words by JayJayHale reviews
Emmett has teased Edward and Bella about their quiet sex life and framkly they have had enough. What do they young couple do to get Emmett to cringe and run screaming for the hills? Bella is a vampire...Nessie does not exist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Rosalie's night out by femme1980 reviews
what happens when Rosalie Hale picks up a “street worker” late at night. Apparently Rosalie is into asian women and bdsm... explicit content, adult material! Rosalie/female. femmeslash! lesbian action. dont like? don’t read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Rosalie
Ways to provoke and annoy the Volturi by Alyssa105 reviews
This is a list of ways to annoy the Volturi. Please read, and review. Its sort of funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Renesmee's School Projects by fooosel reviews
Here's some of the work that Renesmee does in Elementary school. Most of them are about the family... What if she lets something slip?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Vampires Don't Sleep by Mismatched.Harmony reviews
Emmett Cullen gets put into Bella's math class. Hilarity is guaranteed when Emmett "falls asleep" in class. slightly crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Cutting by Jamillia reviews
Edward gets a look at exactly how much pain his leaving caused. Warning: Cutting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,304 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
The Laughing Stream by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Bella and the Cullen's discover the secret of Note Passing and AIM. What fun will they have? What trouble will they get into? Bach, the Bleach Monster, Exploding COOKIES! Read on to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Aro's Little Human Pet by lbj reviews
Aro adopts some pets...human pets that is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,467 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
The Volturi Go To Victoria Secrets by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Aro and Felix venture to Victoria Secrets. But what will they find there? Funny one shot that My Friend and I made up. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8529 - Favs: 7,875 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bella the Vampire Slayer by twilightnite reviews
Title says it all. Alice made one mistake, and they had to pay for it, with their LIVES! And then prescious family heirlooms are then burned by a match. It's weird, it's scary, it's Bella and Alice with caffiene. And you thought Emmett was scary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Caught In The Act by twilightnite reviews
Sugar high Felix, loads of mayhem, insanity, singing, and a bunch of funness. A side of the Volturi like you've never seen before. /OOC Characters, inspired by Ame Warashi's devianART Voltrui mugshots./
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Scenes from the Cullens by lbj reviews
Some snapshot scenes from the Cullen's lives. Hopefully funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
The Sherbert Lemon incident by Fantasmorfic reviews
A Hufflepuff and Dumbledore fight for a Sherbert Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Nuts by Amiiix3 reviews
Rosalie takes Emmett's jar of nuts and now he won't stop bothering everyone until he gets it back. Purely Humor with a side serving of Insanity. BeWarned: use of the word 'shut up'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Of Ginny and Luna by tooweaktocureyou reviews
So if you are the night sky then she is the moon. Illuminating you. Making you bright. Filling you with a light that makes you feel like a glittery, feathery girl. Sparkly and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore and his Lemon Drops by The Next Marauder reviews
Ever thought Dumbledore got a bit out of hand with his Lemon Drops? A little parody about this. OneShot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
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