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Joined 09-11-07, id: 1374276, Profile Updated: 06-22-11
Author has written 40 stories for WALL-E, Phineas and Ferb, Kirby, Invader Zim, Heroscape, Mario, Pikmin, Pokémon, Lego, Disgaea, and Minecraft.

Alright, I've been thinking...

I've not really been on here much anymore, and I can safely tell you, that that's probably not gonna change. I'll probably post things every now and then, but most things on here... yeaahh probably won't get finished. Sorry. I was in a crazed fan-mode before, but the PnF fandom especially just feels mostly, ehh i dunno... closed-minded...? I dunno.

To tell the truth, I probably would be on here a lot more if I could write better. My main fandoms right now are anime like Lucky Star and Haruhi Suzumiya, and they have more character depth than, say, Mario. Plus those things at the end of names in Japanese works like 'chan' or 'san', the terminology of which I can not remember for the life of me. Those make it really confusing, and I worry that the fandom's gonna bite my head off (some might not, but quite a bit WILL)

In addition, I'm starting to ease into my own original fiction, which I put up an my dA account. It's a lot more free-ranged that way.

I might upload oneshots every now and then, but... yeah... Other than 'Children of My Enemy', I can't see any of my multi-chapter fics getting anywhere anymore. Sorry.

DeviantArt Account: http://waddle-dance.deviantart.com/

About Me:

Gender: Male

Age: 16

Birthday: April 11

Other Info:

I'm a joker, and I find it hard to take things seriously sometimes. I'm a procrastinator. I'm a total clown, and I may seem insensitive at times, but deep down, I'm a caring young guy. I can really be shy sometimes, and I zone out in school A LOT.

Favorite pairings:

WALL-E:

WALL-E/EVE

Kirby:

Kirby/Ribbon

King Dedede/Ripple Star Queen

Waddle Dee/Adeleine

Phineas and Ferb:

Phineas/Isabella

Ferb/Gretchen

Adyson/Katie

Pokemon:

Banette/Kirlia (Don't ask. I just don't know why.)

Cyndaquil/Skorupi (from Explorers of Darkness)

Turtwig/Kirlia (same as above)

Beheeyem/Audino

Lilligant/Hilbert (I'm a sick little monkey)

Mario:

Vivian/Pyrall (Yoshi from 1000-yr. door)

Boo/Toadette

Dry Bones/Toadette

Shy Guy/Toadette

Haruhi Suzumiya:

Kyon/Yuki Nagato

Lucky Star:

Minami/Yutaka

Kagami/Tsukasa

Tsukasa/Miyuki

My Phineas and Ferb songs:

'Be My Valentine' ('Summer Valentine')

'This is the Reverse World' ('The Reverse World')

'Crush on You' ('Little Greenhouse of Horrors')

'Virus' ('Viral Hour')

Original Characters:

Name: Invisibool (No, it's not myself, I named myself after him)

Age: 642 (That's super-young for his species!)

Species: Boo

Height: 1'00''

Bio: Invisibool was thrown out of King Boo's mansion. He is very cowardly, and flees at the sight of anything much bigger than him. He's got a crush on Bow from Boo Mansion. He uses a magical wand to use attacks. Mysteriously, unlike most other Boos, he is unable to turn invisible without his wand, despite his name.

Name:Arc

Age: ??

Species: Transformer

Height: 2'03''

Bio: Arc gets his name for his expertise with arc-welders. He can be what some people call a Constructobot or Constructicon. However, both of these names imply that he is either an Autobot or a Decepticon, of which he is niether. Provided that he's seen it before, he can build anything out of anything. He can turn the side of your house into a playground, for example. For model scouting, he deploys his partner, Voltage.

Name: Voltage

Age: ?? (presumably the same as Arc)

Species: Transformer

Height: 0'08''

Bio: Voltage, like Arc, has not taken sides in the Autobot/Decepticon war, Preferring to work with his partner. Voltage's relationship with Arc can be compared to a Dog with a human master. Voltage is a mobile camera that Arc sends out to find pictures of what he is building. While on a hunt, Voltage likes to coat himself in various substances. This benefits both him and Arc. He gains extra protection from the outside world, and when he returns to his partner, Arc removes the substances and uses them on his project. Voltage's name comes from the fact that when in danger, he releases lightning bolts in different directions to gain control of electrical equipment and shield himself with them.

RANDOMNESS!!

If you think those stupid kids should just give that rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool

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If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

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Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile!

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to, copy this into your profile.

90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

If, after watching Phineas and Ferb, you REAAAALY want a pet platypus, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. I you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile

if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... (What's there to be ashamed about?)

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain stunk and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile.

People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're willing to join Team I-Don't-Give-A-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Metaknight4ever, Invisibool

If you just hate flamers period, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever seen a shadow, thought it was a spider, and ran screaming for the indoors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate monkeys in any form, shape, or size, copy and paste this into your profile,

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

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97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Samus beats Master Chief every time, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you wish that you could paste the art that you make to go with your stories on this site, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you water the dandilions and give them plant food because you feel that since weeds have a stronger will to live they should be rewarded, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer, Metaknight4ever

Invisibool's Moveset for SSBB: (Just so u know, I'm a little dragon that uses it's egg as armor)

Up Special: Fly: I use my wings to carry myself around in the air. Lasts 3 and a half seconds. Excellent horizontal recovery. Average vertical. Does no damage.

Down Special: Draco Meteor: I leap into the air, coat myself in flames, and dive bomb diagonally in front of me. Meteor at beginning of dive. Hard to aim, but a great finisher.

Side Special: Fireworks: Chargeable. I send 1 to 5 small fireballs in front of me at varying heights and distances. Explode on contact. Some fireballs explode prematurely, in the air. A very random attack, so therefore not the most reliable.

Neutral Special: Hellfire: I engulf myself in flames, damaging anyone on all sides. Power diminishes if attack is used too much.

Final Smash: Fire From The Heavens: Effectiveness varies depending on damage. Ranges from tiny embers in a small radius around me at 0 damage, to flame pillars, fireballs, and enormous flames covering the ground at 300 damage. Maxes out at 300 damage.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (All of 'em lol)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Depends)

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6

I'd say I'm pretty balanced out.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common sense let out tears of pain when a teacher get's 6 months of jail for asking other teachers to lead a prayer, yet a drug dealer gets 3 days, a spouse beater get's 3 months, and assult gets you 1 month

Someone hit Common Sense with a bat when the first M rated cartoon came out.

Common Sense was knocked out when teaching about god became illegal, yet handing out condoms became the best option.

Common Sense hit his poor head when there became some places where even the police are afraid to go.

Common Sense was mocked by his attackers when 14 year old drug dealers, drinkers, and cussers got one detention, yet an innocent 6 year old who brought an eating utensil needs to go to a detention center for a month.

Common sense was beaten even further more, when some teenage girls get into a pysically violent fight and people passed it off as "Normal Teenage behavior" yet a parent was put in jail for spanking their disobedient child because it was "Abuse"

Common sense's thrashing continiued when a teacher was put in jail for naming a teddy bear "Jesus".

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. greet all your friends with a tackle.

20. Go to a costume party as a cowboy and when someone asks you where you got your costume from you say, "this is a costume party?"

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

21. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

If you think Meta Knight is the coolest character in heck, copy and paste this to your profile

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Stereotypes are bad... Copy & Paste into your profile if you agree!

BOLD the ones you are.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm from FLORIDA so I MUST be a skank.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be a wealthy, snobby bitch.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Okay, seriously, guys. Do NOT read this. It is SCARY.

You'll Live as Long as you DONT READ IT!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack."

There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that indestructible little black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why does the word Filipino start with letter "F"?

EMO= extravagantly made origami

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Quotes!

'How absurd. I am his Majesty's loyal servant. (kicks DDD's jeep down the ravine)' -Sir Meta Knight from Hoshi no Kaabii.

"My impersonation of R.O.B! SHOGOOOOOOOOOO!" - Mr. Resetti, Super Smash Bros. Brawl

"What doesn't kill ya... usually succeeds in its second attempt."- Mr. Krabs, Spongebob

"That's it? You're not- You're just going to stand there like a dead fish?" - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb

"Using your imagination is morally wrong." - Video, Phineas and Ferb (The biggest lie I've ever heard on TV)

"What'cha doin'?" - Isabella, Phineas and Ferb

"Sufferin' succotash!" - Sylvester, Looney Tunes

"Gretchen and Jeremy get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I shove them both in my bedroom, lock the door, and laugh when I hear Gretchen's news in the next few weeks." - Dana Welch (made me lol)

"So my date's going great, until, when I'm not paying attention, I miss my mouth, and shove a breadstick up my nose. My date starts laughing so hard that she chokes on an olive. Then, when I get up to help her, I didn't know that I accidentally tucked the tablecloth into my shirt. So everything slides off the table, including the lit candle. Well, THAT ignited the tablecloth, so I start panicking. And then I'm running around the restaurant screaming, arms flailing, half a breadstick sticking out of my nose, and a burning tablecloth trailing behind me." - Jon, Garfield comics

"Hey, Relax! We're the Good guys! Justice will prevail, and all that stuff, right Samus?" - Rundas, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

"This turn of events is insignificant. I'll show you what I mean. OBSERVE!" - Ghor, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

"Just in time." throws Samus' gunship at her "CATCH!" - Ghor, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

"You know, you really shouldn't trust strangers, Sammy. This is gonna be fun!" - Gandrayda, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

"The network's been severed! You have NO CHANCE of destroying the seed! ...Unless you restore the Aurora Unit." - Ghor, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

"...Darkness coming..." - Aurora Unit 313, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

"Matrix Dodge!" - Bowser, SSBB Dubspace Emissary

"Holy shit, we forgot the BOMB!" - Kirby, SSBB Dubspace Emissary

"The steroids are talking. They say KILL!!" - Ike, SSBB Dubspace Emissary

Dedede's ceiling caves in "What?! Did I forget a home payment bill?" - Dedede, SSBB Dubspace Emissary

"Okay. Time to get paid and get laid." - Link, SSBB Dubspace Emissary

"Hey, what are you- Oh, my God! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!" - Olimar, SSBB Dubspace Emissary

"Yeah, well, gravity can KISS MY ASS!!" - Meta Knight, SSBB Dubspace Emissary

"Okay, okay, after humping about 200 robots within the course of sixty minutes, I believe that if I hump this last one, it'll solve all of our problems... Nothing?! Well then screw you, you damn dirty machine!" - DK, SSBB Dubspace Emissary

"The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it." - R.O.B., SSBB Dubspace Emissary

Character Quiz!

1.Doofenshmirtz

2.Perry

3.Isabella

4.Phineas

5.Gretchen

6.Candace

7.Buford

8.Ferb

9.Jeremy

10.Baljeet

1) 4 (Phineas) invites 3 (Isabella) and 8 (Ferb) to dinner at their house. What happens?

Ferb: I LIVE with you...

Isabella: OH MY GOSH!! :D

2) 9 (Jeremy) tries to get 5 (Gretchen) to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Gretchen: What the HELL makes you think I need yoga!?

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 (Doofenshmirtz) or 6 (Candace)?

Dr. D. Definitely. He's a crapload of hilarity...

4) 2 (Perry) and 7 (Buford) are making out. 10 (Baljeet) walks in...Their reaction?

Baljeet: Oh, lord. Where's my camera?

5) 3 (Isabella) falls in love with 6 (Candace). 8 (Ferb) is jealous. What happens?

Ferb:Say what now?

6) 4 (Phineas) jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Baljeet), 2 (Perry), or 7 (Buford)?

Perry... definitely him.

7) 1 (Doofenshmirtz) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?

Oh GAWD! XD

Perry's in the toaster, Gretchen's in the blender, Candace is in the oven, and Phineas is wondering what the hell is going on.

9) 3 (Isabella) has to marry either 8 (Ferb), 4 (Phineas), or 9 (Jeremy). Who do they choose?

...I don't even need to answer this question...

10) 7 (Buford) kidnaps 2 (Perry) and demands something from 5 (Gretchen) for 2's (Perry's) release. What is it?

Butterscotch...

11) You get to meet either 1 (Doofenshmirtz) or 6 (Candace). Who do you choose?

Doofenshmirtz... Duh...

12) 10 (Baljeet) challenges 4 (Phineas) to a chariot race. Why?

Because he wants to prove he can be the best at SOMETHING good.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Isabella). Does 3 (Isabella) have a chance in hell?

No... poor girl... I guess all the whatcha doins finally made them snap...

Isabella: Wait, WHAT?!

14)Everyone except 8 (Ferb) is invited to 2 (Perry) and 10 (Baljeet) 's wedding. Their reaction?

Ferb: THANK YOU, GOD!!

15) Why is 6 (Candace) afraid of 7 (Buford)?

Because Buford eats small children and can kill them by landing on their head.

16) 10 (Baljeet) gathers everyone around to tell a fairy tale. How does it go?

Something along the lines of a rabbit constantly tormented by a very large, mean wolf.

17)1 (Doofenshmirtz) arrives late for 2 (Perry) and 10 (Baljeet)'s wedding. What happens? Why are they late?

Dr.D.: I'm sorry. Hahaha! I-I-I had to find my camerahahahaha!

18) 5 (Gretchen) and 9 (Jeremy) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

They immediately get separated to avoid any... uh... 'accidents'

19) 3 (Isabella), 8 (Ferb), 6 (Candace), and 4 (Phineas) all go to the zoo for 8 (Ferb) 's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8 (Ferb)?

They get him tools. And Ferb proceeds to beat them senseless with said tools. Duh...

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They want cookies. I supply them.

21) 9 (Jeremy) murders 2 (Perry)'s best friend. What does 2 (Perry) do to get back at them?

Perry borrows Doofenshmirtz's Destructinator. Figure out the rest...

22) 6 (Candace) and 1 (Doofenshmirtz) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

Candace would save herself.

Doof: o_O

23) Which of them is most likely to fail at life?

Doofenshmirtz. No contest.

24) 5 (Gretchen) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Baljeet) comes to rescue them. What happens?

Gretchen shoots Baljeet and waits for Ferb.

25) 3 (Isabella) starts a day camp. What happens?

Almost all of the activities are attempts to get Phineas to like her.

26) 4 (Phineas), 6 (Candace), and 7 (Buford) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 (Ferb) walks in. What happens?

Ferb Dies laughing at Buford

27) 1 (Doofenshmirtz) starts to write a fanfic where 9 (Jeremy) and 10 (Baljeet) are going out. What is 2 (Perry)'s reaction.

Perry: I came to work on my day off for THIS?!

28) 7 (Buford) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

No. Need I say more?

29) 8 (Ferb) and 3 (Isabella) go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

They eat tree bark.

30) While camping, they run into the Blair Witch. What do they do?

Isabella faints, Ferb raises an eyebrow, and the Blair Witch disintegrates.

31)The quiz is over. What does everyone do now?

Isabella tries to woo Phineas, Ferb and Gretchen hold hands, Candace won't leave Jeremy alone, Buford torments Baljeet, Doofenshmirtz won't shut up, and Perry taps on the screen trying to get out of the computer.

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Stars Above by BHS reviews
Two very different worlds collide: the world of ordinary high-school girl Kagami Hiiragi and the world of Puella Magi Homura Akemi. An impossible friendship begins to form between them, but will the demons of Homura's past ever let them be anything more than simply friends? Kagami/Homura, Tsukasa/Miyuki. Rated M: violence, yuri shipping, sexual themes, disturbing imagery.
Crossover - Lucky Star & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 209,176 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Kagami H., Homura A. - Complete
Catalogue of the Dead by RainyMittens reviews
Dozens of stories lie untold in the halls of Heavenly Host...the stories of the unfortunate many who lost their lives there, with nothing but bleached bones and school nametags to show that they once existed. These are the tales that are lost between closed spaces, of the terrors and tragedies that befell everyone who failed to escape. (Nametag list oneshots, mostly)
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,431 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/22/2013
The Hammer and the Scythe by Juwpiter081 reviews
A series of oneshots focused on the Ruby/Nora Rosehammer pairing. Mostly interconnected, but not chronological.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/8 - [Ruby Rose, Nora Valkyrie]
There's Nothing Romantic About Washing the Dishes by SiFi270 reviews
Haruhi installs a sink into the clubroom so that Mikuru no longer has to take her tea set home every day. This makes things easier for her, until Yuki offers to help out.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13 - Mikuru A., Yuki N. - Complete
Close by thelinksthatconnectus reviews
Sayaka, Madoka, and Hitomi watch a scary movie. Sayaka/Hitomi/Madoka fluff
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2 - Sayaka M., Madoka K., Hitomi S. - Complete
Blueberries Are My Favorite Fruit! by ayanotateyuri reviews
Sayaka is the queen of embarrassing misunderstandings.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27 - Madoka K., Sayaka M. - Complete
Patricia's Maid by Zokusho reviews
In the anime, Patricia says she wants a maid. What if she really got one ... one that looks a lot like one of her friends, but ...? Now M-rated.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,449 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Patricia M. - Complete
Hiiragi Kagami: The Yuri Harem Story by GrimGrave reviews
For too long have the girls stayed silent. Now, Hiiragi Kagami will learn just how loved she is within this group of girls that fights eachother for her heart! KagamiXHarem. Rated M adult themes, minor language.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,130 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kagami H.
Dancing on the Ice by EinsamerWolf328 reviews
Yang finds out that Weiss can't skate and decides to teach her. WhiteGold
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Hands Down by standingon.words reviews
It's time for Rosa to challenge Roxie, for her second gym badge! Unfortunately; though, it seems her team isn't ready. However, she runs into Roxie again on her way out of the Pokémon Center, and the two decide to spend the day together. Will love blossom ?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,387 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Mei/Rosa, Homika - Complete
The Reaper of Beacon by ShatterThisHeart reviews
On this day of Halloween, horror stories are spun and ghouls lurk in the shadows. But in Beacon, there is one creature that will forever haunt its halls…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Fireworks and Nibbles by DarkLordK reviews
After retrieving the Furfrou belonging to the owner of Parfum Palace, Serena and Shauna are invited to watch a fireworks show in honor of... Furfrou. As the girls watch, things take a very interesting turn, and Serena discovers something about herself as well as her friend. SerenaXShauna. Contains a small bit of language and sexual content, but nothing big. Pokémon Nintendo.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Serena, Shauna/Sana - Complete
Slender Star by GrimGrave reviews
Requested by mariofan48. Trapped in the woods of who knows where, the gang only knows that they have to find 8 mystical pages if they ever want to get back home. What horror stalks them in their search? Rated T for safety.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Konata I., Kagami H., Tsukasa H., Miyuki T. - Complete
Iwasaki Minami's Yuri Harem Story by GrimGrave reviews
In an alternate universe where Minami iwasaki is feudal Japan's empress, she captures young women for her harem. Then she met the common girl who would ultimately change her; Yutaka Kobayakawa. Requested by Mawileluvergirl. Rated M for lemons, as part of the request. Not for younger audience of 17 or lower. Contains OOC-ness.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Yutaka K., Minami I.] - Complete
Whisper by MetaKnightRoxMySox reviews
Chandelure. The Luring Pokemon. It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance. The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Litwick, Chandelure - Complete
Life and Destruction by Blazing Sceptile reviews
My personal interpretation of the Gen 6 Legendaries. 'You think your job is hard, Xerneas? Try mine.'
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Xerneas, Yveltal - Complete
A Peculiar Love by Shawn45 reviews
She knew it was wrong, and she knew it was disgusting, but Ib knew that she loved her adopted sister, Mary. She only hoped that it would stay a secret forever... And why does looking at this yellow candy keep bringing up a vague memory? Ib/Mary YURI, Several OCs.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,019 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary - Complete
A Thousand Words by Rylitah reviews
As he found and discovered each letter, he began to understand the story behind Captain Olimar. / Pikmin 3, Alph-centric. Some Brittany and Charlie. Spoilers for Pikmin 1. Oneshot.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
There is a Madness to My Method by Llybian Minamino reviews
Sabrina goes a bit too far with her character as she and Rosa shoot "Mystery Doors of the Magical Land." The director doesn't mind one bit. MatineeShipping (Rosa/Sabrina). Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Mei/Rosa, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Actor, Rocker, Lover by Ability King KK reviews
Life is good for a young trainer/actor and his lovely rocker lady, especially when they keep their relationship a secret from their folks. When an unexpected, real life event happens to them though, how long will their relationship remain a secret? The very first BassGuitarshipping one-shot. Rated M for language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Kyouhei/Nate, Homika - Complete
My Little Sister Can't Be This Yuri by shanejayell reviews
Three girls in a bedroom. What's happening in there!
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Kirino K., Kuroneko - Complete
Rendezvous by GoldFountain reviews
Autumn brings in a new dress for the weather. Shedding leaves, trees finally show their true colors, much like a certain businesswoman whose expected independent exterior melts during one day in the Nimbasa City amusement park...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Trisha/Chiaki, Hilbert/Touya] - Complete
Wait, How Old Did You Say You Are? by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
Gather round for the story of how Meiko met Rin at a bar, kissed her thinking she was an adult, went on a first date and really didn't like her, and yet somehow ended up as her girlfriend. MeikoxRin shoujo-ai oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - [Meiko S., Rin K.] - Complete
Inseparable by JohnTitor reviews
Hilda and Hilbert have been inseparable from birth, but now they're out in Unova looking for a home. Warning: Incest.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2012 - [Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko] - Complete
With the Innocence of a Child by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
Gumi confessed to Miku, and Miku couldn't handle it. She ran away, and she got in an accident. Now, as Gumi's trying to make up for it, Miku, having returned to the mental state of her third-grade self, won't let her go. GumixMiku shoujo-ai oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Gumi/Megpoid, Miku H.] - Complete
My Dreamy Violinist Is a Girl? by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
A lone violinist plays everyday in Music Room 3, and, from the first time she heard him play, Miku fell in love. So, she confessed to him. Only "he" is our one and only Rin Kagamine. RinxMiku shoujo-ai oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Miku H., Rin K.] - Complete
Beautiful Mind by FrostxBite reviews
The infected have always been viewed as mindless, emotionless creatures that will do anything to feed in order to survive. However, when one witch proves against the stereotype, tension begins to rise between two groups of survivors. WitchxZoey
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,737 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Zoey, Witch - Complete
Beating Your Cousin To It by GrimGrave reviews
The gang is having a sleepover at Konata s place for the weekend, leaving Konata hoping to catch the tsundere s heart. But what if a certain cousin is on the same mind-set? KagaYuta.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [Kagami H., Yutaka K.] - Complete
Out and About by Troid reviews
In a surprising turn of events, Hilda and Aurora take their date off the Ferris wheel and out into the city of Nimbasa. What could possibly happen to one headstrong Trainer and one Swadloon-toting Waitress? Kink meme fill; Hilda/Waitress Aurora femslash.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Aurora/Akira - Complete
Notes by Troid reviews
On a bridge in Anville Town, a girl in a green dress has stood alone and unnoticed, playing her flute, for a very long time. One day, a Trainer visits the town and stops to talk with her, and nothing will be the same after that. Kink meme fill, yuri/femslash/other applicable search terms here.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Anville Town Flute girl - Complete
Bonds of Sisterhood by MisterYada reviews
Kagami and Tsukasa. Need I say much more?
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kagami H., Tsukasa H.
Autumn's Aurora by Troid reviews
Amid the swirling leaves of the heart of autumn, White finds herself before a Ferris wheel, talking to a smiling girl in an orange dress. Femslashy oneshot of White/Hilda/Touko and Aurora, the waitress who's the FemC's Ferris wheel date in autumn.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Aurora/Akira - Complete
Artistic Intricacies by ParadoxBattleZone reviews
When aspiring doujin artist Hiyori Tamura losses her will to continue her work, she sees her peers as a new source of inspiration. She begins to date her many friends to gain said inspiration, but she unintentionally causes heartbreak among one friend...
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,233 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hiyori T. - Complete
Here I Am, Turn the Page by andyjay18 reviews
Our resident bookworm finds out that some books shouldn't be read.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Miyuki T. - Complete
The Two Dimensions by sebtled debt reviews
Read first chapter for summary. PLZ READ AND REVIEW!
Crossover - Kirby & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009
The Game by DarkAlliGator reviews
"It's all over. You lost the game." The "famous" quote from the anime, and what SHOULD have happened next. All about the Game. Yes, THAT game! You know the one I'm talking about. Spoilers for the last episode/book.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
To My Darling Angel by Dark Side of the World reviews
A simple One shot, Minami wants to confess to Yutaka on Valentine's Day and so she tries with all her courage to do so. I know it's not Valentine's day yet, but I wanted to do it now. First LS fanfic.
Lucky Star - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Minami I., Yutaka K. - Complete
Gears and Springs by superstarultra reviews
AU. When Yuki moved to a new town, she was unable to make any friends. So she made one up, with a clockwork heart made out of gears and springs... Contains some disturbing imagery.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Yuki N., Ryoko A. - Complete
Lamia by jai-kun reviews
A young couple learns, you must always, ALWAYS, know your babysitter... Oneshot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Candace, Jeremy - Complete
Dude, Where's my Girlfriend? by Blackspiderman reviews
When Phineas forgots his friendship anniversary with Isabella, she runs away. She becomes a lead guitarist in a famous band, and along the way, Phineas processes his feelings for her. Full summary inside. Rated T for minor language & drug reference.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,335 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
The Twin Stars by SomeoneD reviews
Mega-fic, huge amount of pairings, I've said this before haven't I? Anyway, enjoy, and yes, it's rated T for an extremely good reason - later content may give you the hint, but let's just say there are refrences no actual occurances, mind you!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009
Ctrl, Alt, Mikami! by Keitii Manga reviews
Mikami writes in his Death Note! What an interesting day! xD Don't kill me, I come in peace...Rating may change! tell me wacha think.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Left 4 Dead: Left 2 Die by Soul Legacy reviews
A short story that came to me in a dream awhile after playing Left 4 Dead. ZoeyXWitch
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Zoey, Witch - Complete
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
A World without Agent P by Boolia reviews
AKA: Perry of the Future! Perry quits the agency but soon falls in Dr. D's time machene! He travels into the near future and discovers that without him as an agent; Danville isn't quite the same!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Perry - Complete
AlakaFerb by Sideshow Bob Roberts reviews
Phineas and Ferb decide to be magicians for the day, meanwhile Doofenshmirtz is up to a not-so-evil plan.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Perry Gets Busted by Boolia reviews
The Flether/Flinn family takes in Suzy's dog while she and her family visits Hawaii. Soon enough, the poodle causes trouble and stalks Perry on one of his missions. If that's not worst enough, Perry will soon face his horid nightmare come to life!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Perry - Complete
At Life's Edge by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Cretaceous, on the verge of death, is rescued by our herd of heroes and is on a mission to return home! However, complications arise when everyone realizes that Cretaceous and Maelstrom aren't the only prehistoric predators to thaw out of the ice. R&R!
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,340 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008
What We Are by that one little guy reviews
It's crazy. She's the only one of her kind, and there's more of my kind than I'll ever know. But maybe if we're together, it'll all balance out. Waddle Dee x Adeleine.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
The Meeting by SilverUmbra reviews
C21: All of the legendaries sit back and finally realize what matters most. Oh, and Registeel plans for world domination. Complete!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,711 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
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Coils reviews
Semi-AU. The Magnemite are a hive mind, all under their leader. But when one Magnemite suddenly gains a conscience, she is immediately labelled as an enemy. But then she finds comfort in a creature of feelings, the polar opposite of her kind.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Magnemite/Coil, Ralts
Should've Been There For You reviews
"-Listen to me... He might never wake up, and I'm talking about this? I should've been there to protect him!-" When your boyfriend might end up dying, woul you place the blame on yourself? A certain Enderman does. Contains humanized mobs and yaoi/ mxm.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
EnderMandy reviews
Miley is a Slime girl livin a somewhat normal life, but she discovers something new when she meets a strange girl in a cave. Contains humanized mobs and femslash.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Complete
My Heart Belongs To You reviews
Cali-Ante the Blaze and Princess Ghalia the Ghast both are hiding secrets from those around them. But they discover something new when they start talking to each other. Contains humanized mobs.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
Hungry Again reviews
A Silverfish girl is hungry, and she finds what appears to be a dead human. But this human isn't a meal.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Complete
Ich Liebe Dich reviews
Ender the Hydreigon trains in the Giant Chasm to prove himself to the legendary dragons, but not all goes as he had planned.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Hydreigon, Chandelure - Complete
The End reviews
When one's world is at the brink of death, what lengths will one of its residents go to to save it? And what happens when another world's resident fights back?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011
Cupid's Arrow reviews
When a Warrior falls for a Brawler, she wishes to confess to her. But maybe the middle of the Item World isn't the best place to do that. Features the creatable characters, so OCs. Yuri.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Cheer Up, Katie reviews
While at a dance, Katie is upset, so Adyson does her best to cheer her up. Oneshot. Katie/Adyson pairing, don't like, don't read!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Fireside Girls - Complete
Children of My Enemy reviews
Formerly titled, 'Auto & EVELYN'. Years after the movie, WALL-E and EVE's daughter EVELYN reactivates Auto, and quickly tries to make friends with him. But is Auto really the friend she's looking for? REVISED!
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - AUTO
Rise of The Mine
When a select few miners go deep underground to investigate tremors, they discover a kingdom of massive evil, violence, and aggressive behavior. A retelling of Power Miners.
Lego - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010
Love's Glitch reviews
While resting for the trip to Johto, Destiny the Kirlia gets an unexpected early morning visitor. KirliaxMissingNo. Please Review.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kirlia, MissingNo. - Complete
Phinvisible reviews
Phineas learns what things would be like if he were suddenly... gone. Please R&R!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Phineas
Pairings reviews
There are many pairings in the PnF world, so I'm making a collection of short little stories about quite a few of them here. Warning: Some pairings aren't for everyone. Observe with caution. Chapter 2: PerryxIsabella
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009
Dungeon Love reviews
Mystery Dungeon fic. After a hard day's exploring, Cinder the Cyndaquil watches the sunset, when a certain teammate comes over. Plz review!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Cyndaquil/Hinoarashi, Skorupi/Scorupi - Complete
Legend of the Regis reviews
If the Legendary Golems are the key to awaken Regigigas, then why are they so far away? Listen as Regigigas himself tells you what happened to them over 1,000 years ago.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Regigigas - Complete
Stuffed With Love reviews
While at a contest held by the Pokemon themselves, Voodoo the Banette finds a Kirlia that catches his eye. Please read and review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Banette/Juppeta, Kirlia - Complete
Through Their Eyes reviews
Have you ever wondered what the characters are thinking as they fight? Here's your chance to find out!
Heroscape - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
Life of the Party reviews
Mario Party fic. When Boo is attracted to one of the other partiers, a certain person tries to ruin his chances with her. Please read and review!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Boo, Toadette
Zero Squared reviews
A strange poem about 02. Please review!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
The Reverse World 2: The Return reviews
When the kids get a plea to save the Reverse World from the Dark Ones yet again, they go on an adventure like never before!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Phineas, Isabella
Change Me reviews
Perry has the perfect plan to win over Isabella, but he needs to enlist Dr. D.'s help. Please Review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Perry, Isabella
Finding Feelings reviews
Kind of a prequel to 'Bottled Feelings'. A little oneshot showing how Ferb gained his interest in Gretchen. Please review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ferb, Fireside Girls - Complete
Little Greenhouse of Horrors reviews
When the kids build a greenhouse, They believe one of the plants is special. They had no idea how correct they are... Some Phinbella at end. Please read and review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Video Game Escapee reviews
When Phineas and Ferb get a new video game, the final boss escapes and causes chaos in Danville. Can they stop it before it's too late?
Crossover - Kirby & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Phineas
Keep It a Secret reviews
Katie has a secret, and she tells Adyson. Lousy summary. Contains Yuri: Katie/Adyson. First Yuri fic, so please be nice. Rated T just in case. Please review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Fireside Girls - Complete
The Pikmins' Chains reviews
Three Pikmin sing about how they feel about toiling for Olimar. Songfic. Sung to the tune of 'They're My Chains' from Phineas and Ferb. Please read and review!
Pikmin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Hidden Secrets reviews
Perry falls for Isabella, and he does whatever he can to win her attention. WARNING! Contains Isabella/Agent P. You don't like it? Don't read it! Please review! Recommended that you have read 'Summer Valentine' first.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Perry, Isabella
Please Be Okay reviews
A little oneshot about 2 of the Paper Mario: TTYD partners.Please read and review!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Yoshi - Complete
Queen of the Hill reviews
When a size changing test on Isabella takes an unexpected turn, Phineas does whatever he can to find his newly tiny best friend. Plz read & review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Isabella, Phineas
Legend of the Machines reviews
Just my version of how the Air Ride Machines came to be, and why Dragoon and Hydra are broken. Plz read/review!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Masking the Pain
King Dedede's P.O.V. of the last level of Revenge of the King. Please read. Enjoy! Review!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Hypno Havoc reviews
Doofenshmirtz makes a hypnosis machine, and Perry has an unfortunate encounter with it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Perry
Zimeas & Girb reviews
When GIR gets Zim lost, he meets Phineas, Ferb, and their friends. Their projects urge Zim to use the kids to create his Earth ruling weapon for him. Meanwhile, Minimoose follows Perry on one of his missions. Contains slight one-sided Gir/Isabella. Enjoy!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Zim, Phineas
The Reverse World reviews
The boys build a portal in the backyard, and it dumps them and Isabella in a parallel world. Dr. D tries to start up a burger joint. Rated for some slight language here and there and violence. Enjoy! Complete. Part 2 Coming Soon!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Viral Hour reviews
Isabella gets a nasty cold, and Phineas desperately wants to help. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz tries to eliminate anything having to do with the sport Lacrosse. Please Review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Phineas, Isabella
Bottled Feelings reviews
A oneshot of Ferb's feelings for Fireside Girl Gretchen. He doesn't know if he should tell her, so he asks Isabella about it. Ferb's P.O.V. REVISED!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ferb, Fireside Girls - Complete
Summer Valentine reviews
Phineas and Ferb decide, with an idea from Candace, that today can be Valentine's Day. Isabella learns of it, and does her best to attract Phineas to her. Meanwhile the Doof builds a machine that may actually interfere with Isabella's attempts. Plz Review
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Soul Man reviews
Marx's thoughts before, during, and a little bit after his fight with Kirby as Marx Soul. Probably quite a bit of blood.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Forever Loyal reviews
Sailor Dee's thoughts as the Halberd goes down.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
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