Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Star Trek: 2009, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Terminator.
Hello everyone. I'm Selene the Slytherin. Despite having taken honors-level English classes, I'm not the best writer in the world. However, I do put in an effort, so please no flaming. Constructive criticism however is always appreciated. I specialize in parodies, so if you've got an idea for one, don't hesitate to PM.
I'm a Japanese major in college and hope to become a professional translator or an English teacher in Japan after graduating with a B.A. I have many hobbies, most of which are known of your business, but they include martial arts (Karate, Jujitsu, and Aikido) and anything having to do with Japan.
I love watching anime and reading manga. Some of my favorite anime series are Naruto, Death Note, Fushigi Yuugi, Inuyasha, and Kare Kano. I have an extensive manga collection (I've already spent over 1000) and it's still expanding. My favorite manga include those listed above and also Hana Kimi, anything by Watase-sensei, and Rurouni Kenshin.
List of Ninjatude (Stolen from Kakashi's Kitsune)
10.) Aikido. It has ninjatude because of the look on my classmates faces when I use my natural flexibility to freak them out.
9.) Karate. It has given me the ability to hit harder with less damage to myself. Not to mention how much it has improved my balance.
8.) Japan. 'Nuff said.
7.) Water. It's just awesome. If you're a good swimmer you can swim underwater and sneak up on a friend, go all ninja on them and drag them underwater.
6.) Marathons. I'm sick and tired of having to wait for weeks on end to see my favorite shows.
5.) The internet. Same reason as #6.
4.) Pressure points. Like the Hyuuga clan, I like to hit people's pressure points. If struck correctly, it can actually screw up your internal organs pretty badly. Just ask my friend Kitsune about her kidneys.
3.) Kidneys. They're just so vulnerable. It's like they're asking me to hit them.
2.) Ninjas. Duh.
1.) Wouldn't you like to know
List your top twelve favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.
1. Harry Potter
2. Luna Lovegood
3. Remus Lupin
4. Fred Weasley
5. Teddy Lupin
6. Sirius Black
7. George Wealey
8. Nymphadora Tonks Lupin
9. Ron Weasley
10. Hermione Granger
11. Draco Malfoy
12. James Potter (I)
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Sirius/Draco? Dear lord, no. And I hope I never will.
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Soooooo incredibly hot. Like infinity degrees celsius hot.
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well, if James came back from the dead to get Dora pregnant, Lupin would kill him. Then, Lily would rise from the dead so she could bring James back to life so she can kill him herself.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
None that I can recall. But, I've read some excellent ones.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Luna/Sirius? Fuck no! What the hell is wrong with you people?!
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Teddy/Ron or Teddy/Hermione?
I guess I'd have to say Teddy/Hermione, because it's fractionally less creepy than my other option.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If George walked in on Luna and James having sex? He would laugh, take a picture, and show Harry.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Remus/Hermione. "She really was the most talented witch of her age. But, she still had many things to learn. Things he wanted to teach her. Remus/Hermione."
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Harry/Tonks? Probably. Not going to go looking for it though.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
George/James. "I'll Lend You an Ear".
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Fred/Harry? Oh my god, the possibilities are endless. Harry is sick of being seen as the emo kid. So, he goes to Fred, who he thinks can help him lighten up. But, Fred shows Harry that not everything is a joke to him. Especially not love.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
George slash? Most likely. Usually featuring his brother. Those I've read. ;)
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Remus. Of course.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Luna/Fred/Teddy? Oh God, I hope not.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hermione? "Ron! Get off my hair!"
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"All Good Things" by Nelly Furtado. I think this would work best for Tonks while she and Lupin aren't together.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
"Warning: Potter-cest within!"
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hermione to use on Luna? God. I don't think Luna would know that she was being hit on.
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Teddy? Yesterday. He's a Lupin and a baby. How is he not loveable?
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Sirius... Probably doggy-style. (I know, lame pun. But, I couldn't resist.)
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Draco wouldn't shag Ron even if it meant the death of all mudbloods.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Remus/George? That sounds hot. I'm going to have to see if there are any fics like that out there...Oh. The question. Probably Remus, because he's more experienced.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Ron are in a happy relationship until Ron runs off with Fred(Sounds hot). Harry, broken-hearted, has a one night stand with Draco(Never gonna happen, fangirls) and a brief unhappy affair with James(Remember that Potter-cest I was talking about earlier?), then follows the wise advice of Teddy(He can talk?) and finds true love with Remus.
I would call it "Potter Yaoi Bonanza" because that's what it is.
I don't think anyone would read it. Hell, I stopped wanting to write it after Draco came into the equation.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
George/Tonks? Not that bad, really. Except we would have never gotten all of that rich melodrama between her and Lupin. Plus, darling baby Teddy would never have been concieved...
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (Well, I was born blonde anyway)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social... (Actually, that one is pretty accurate)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER... (Again, pretty accurate)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.