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Author has written 69 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia, High School Musical, Hannah Montana, Camp Rock, and Wizards of Waverly Place.
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okay, so I was Eragon is Mine, then Joe and Kevin Jonas fan. THEN Emma Loves Kevin Jonas
PLEASE PRAY FOR MY NEPHEW JULIAN. HE HAD A TUMOR REMOVED AND THE DOCTORS SAY HE MIGHT NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4723303/1/Exposed- This is my newest story. I am writing it with my best friend on this site, Nicole (mrsnickj)
The summery is: Emma and Nicole are best friends. They went though elementary school, high school and college together and now they work at The New York Times newspaper as reporters. When their boss Mr. Rogers calls them into his office, they get a assignment. Connect 3 are hiding something. They have been going to a strip club. Thats when he tells Nicole and Emma to work there, as strippers to expose their secrets. Will Emma and Nicole succeed or will they fall for them with the worst consequences?
Please check it out, It should be uip on my profile soon.
Creepy, check this out:
This Christmas, I Gave You My Heart Poster:
(I relise it only says this christmas, but deal with it)
Butterflies are Free Posters
Callie's Outifts (from TGOC)
- The ball gown
- The other outfit
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I will make banners for stories! My polyvore name is EmmalovesKevinJonas Check my work out and then pm me if you want me to make a banner. Some of the urls for my banners are below.
People who have requested my banners (A means complete) or I have done a banner for. Banner links are next to the name. Please Note, En-Jay loves Nick J's banners will be never ending, so she was quite a few.
En-Jay loves Nick J:
I have a mibba:
:has really good jb graphics
One of the Best fics I've ever read
(Camp Rock) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4225855/1/
My fave Authors:
Joe: Fine, take your banana
Kevin: This is where we keep our bags. and um and Joseph
Joe: No I don't have a third arm. Silly fans.
Joe: I've never been angry in my entire life
Nick: So Joe, what have you been up to
Kevin: I can't hear you, my ears are full of melted brain
Frankie(in Joe and Kevin's room) This is our wrestling rink
Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?"
Joe: Okay, I'll tell them. We're opening a zoo.
Kevin: My little, little brother Frankie and I were watching a karate movie, so we were gonna practice by pretending to hit each other. I didn't mean to punch him, but I swung as hard as I could and knocked him in the face! Right away, when I felt his face in my hand, I was like, "Oooh!" He started crying. It was so bad. As you can imagine, I got grounded for that.
Joe: My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin's bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he'd just put it on the floor.
Jonas Dream Log
1. I am married to Joe. Our first kid is a penguin. Our second kid looks exactly like Nick, right down to the size and every last freckle when it's born. I then realize it is Nick.
2. I am getting married to Kevin, Everyone shows up to the wedding naked. It's Joe's fault.
3. I am being chased through a feild by Nick. He has an axe. Kevin saves me, but Nick kills Joe. That was one of my more random stories.
4, Joe Jonas as TARZAN!
5. This one is my sisters: Kevin got me pregnant. I was all, wtf, and she's laughing.
Me and My friends say the dumbest things:
(the stupid things my friends and I say-
Dominic: I hate this. I hate hospitals and I hate- Alice, what are you doing?
Mom: WE WANT TRADITION OR WE WON'T GOBBLE
Mom: and please note, the annual "Toss your Turkey Contest" has been cancelled, because Kim says she can't lift Greg anymore.
Alice: Call me Alice Cullen, but I think Emma is going to trip
Johnny: CAN I BE JULIET!
Math Teacher: Okay, as Emma brought up, we need to follow dress code. No hats, shirts can't have sayings and Steven please tie your shoes.
Me: Amy had a lot of sugar
Emmett: Why are your fiance and Alice doing a congaline down stairs?
Krishna: Lets watch the Princess Bride
Steven: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Johnny
Steven: So your friend lives in Aids? Does she have them?
Steven: My name is Timmy!
Amy: There are no kitty cats in my butt, Steven
Amy: Alice, for the last time, I did not give birth to that Hannah Montana Build-A-Bear.
Steven: Emma, can I write something on your T.A. Binder?
Amy: You need a life
Ben: Peace out homey's. Word (falls over)
Jessica: You're not wacky or tacky
Steven(on Dominics football jersey he was wearing) It's barely in my pants
Nikki: (on Steven's walls) their not mud brown,their poop brown!
Amberly: GO FIGHTING APPLES
Mom: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, THE DOG HAS LOST IT
Alice (On Nathan breaking up with me) Was he on Crack?
Soup Kitchen Owner: Nathan, this is bread is too hard. Theese people don't have teeth!
Me: (Sticks binder over Amy's face) It's attack of the Jonai!
Dad: Enough with artichokies!
Emmett: Go to bed or you're sleeping on the deck.
Brittany: (turns on t.v.)
Me: I'd want to be Kevin, cause he's the oldest and will inherit the stuff
Dad: Keep going Em
Me: We need grass in our yard
Alice: (While reading the fic Unpredictable) EMVIN EMVIN EMVIN
Me: I like cheese
Michael: It's watermelon on a stick (indicates watermelon with Mr. Potato head peices in it)
Me: Steven catch Chloe (pushes my 7 year old cousin towars my 29 year old Cousin in the pool) AHHHH! I'm drowninh (has spazz attack)
Me: Hi Uncle Pumpkin!(splashed my uncle Gary- who we call Uncle Pumpkin because I have two uncle Garys.) Hi Uncle Dave! (splashes my uncle David)
Me: (swimms up behind Heather) BOOO!
Aunt Carrie: Luke, don't play around the pool, you might fall im
Amy: I want Chocolate (In health class)
Me: My brother spilt water on my homework
Amy: Oooooh! I see chocolate
Alice: Emma, we're being attacked by monkeys
Me: Eat my dead fish
Mrs. D: I mean, it's okay for you two to hang out together
Mandy:(stared at math worksheet) What nonsense is this
Sean: Okay, carl, let's work on project Emma
Sean: What's with the ring?
Me: Have you held Boo today
Amy(To her sister while she's on the phone with me) Neither Emily or her cousin have aids, Abigail.
Eriana: Let's write a story about potato's
Troy: Italizes, is that like Italies? (making fun of Christian, whou can't spell to save his life)
Amy: Who are the Jonas Brothers?
Elanna: Every other word out of you're mouth is Jonas. the other words alternante between Joe, Kevin and occasionally Nick.
Kyla: Anakin, hot, Luke, cute, Han ugly
Me (To my mom) I swear I have an ipod inside my head. I can hear songs being played by the singers, not in my voice
Me: Camp Rock Camp Rock Camp Rock
Dad: Emma, can I have a pen
Me: Kevin Jonas is hot
Michael: Correy. catch (throws bag of gummy bears at Correy, who's standing behind me)
Michael: So... (jumps on stage and slides into bleachers.) I almost died!
Robert: Oh, Marshmellow (takes a bite) eeew, what is this
Robert: My brother won't call me
Me: (plays chord. sounds awful) THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME
Sean: Hey Peter!
Sean: Okay, lets get to businsess, have you practiced?
me (watching a youtube video) That's Nick? it sounds like a girl!
Me( to a vidoe camera) Brittany is obseesed with Lord of the rings
Chloe: You know what I like to do? (falls over for the third time in 30 seconds)
(Chloe walks into my room, points at Nick poster)
chocolate is good. god is good. is god made of chocolate
Me and three venti mocha mint chip frappachino's at midnight while reading starsnuffers stories aren't good.
I need to be put in a padded room so I stop hurting myself.
Insanity is fun. Weirdness is good. so is an asylum an amusement park?
I am so not touching chocolate ice cream. It looks like poo!
Haha, sex. oh, grow up already.
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Kevin is a Jonas. Hes part of the band as much as Joe and Nick and does his part the best. If you like Nick or Joe, but hate Kevin, then let me put this nicely for you. Fuck off. Kevin never did anything wrong. Those girls who hate Kevin but love Joe or Nick, you guys arent real fans. A real fan doesnt differ between Nick or Joe or Kevin. A real fan loves all of them.
And my profile isnt the place for Kevin haters. Sorry, but people who hate Kevin are not my kind of people. Im a very friendly person but when it comes to Kevin and hate, I can be a bitch. So I am saying this with as much kindness I can. Kevin haters, Get Out.
And most of all I'M SORRY
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