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Joined 09-11-07, id: 1374565, Profile Updated: 03-08-13
Author has written 5 stories for High School Musical.

NO I HAVE NOT ABANONED YOU LOVELY PEOPLE I JUST HAVE REALLY BAD WRITERS BLOCK I HAVE A FEW STORIES IN THE MAKING AND SHOULD BE UP SOMETIME FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER FOR UPDATES AND UPCOMING STORIES :) hahaha yes my lovley mother has gotten me a new computer since my old one died and it doesnt have any kind of word processor im working on getting one so bare with me please

ALSO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED I CAN STILL MAKE A SEQUAL TO DECEPTION AND MAKE ALWAYS AND FOREVER IN TO A FULL STORY :D

UMMM YEAH IM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT AFTER READING THE BOOKS THEY HAVE BASICALLY

TAKING OVER MY LIFE AND I DONT CARE LOL I LIVE SLEEP BREATHE TWILIGHT I TALK IN THE BOOK AND MOVIE QOUTES

TUMBLR http://hollywoodscreamqueen.tumblr.com/

TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MyScreamQueen

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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you are too busy with school to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

ALWAYS AND FOREVER PICTURE: http://media.photobucket.com/image/zac20ashley/mcgart_premades09/Zac20and20Ashley/forthem.jpg?o=156

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just
mess it up.

I'll stay up till twilight and see the new moon

and if i'm lucky i'll see the eclipse at breaking dawn.

And the whole time i'm sitting with you, under the midnight sun.

Some one who truly loves you:

1. Takes you in, no matter how damaged and broken you are

2. Never says goodbye, but instead says, "See you soon."

3. Never asks why, just holds onto you until the tears are gone

4. Never sudjests the salad instead of the burger

5. Will argue if they think diffrently instead of agreeing with everything you say

6. Could just watch you for hours doing something you love to do

7. Will try new things just for you

8. Never lets you down

9. Will go with you to all of the twilight movies even if they think Rob Pattinson is a fruit

10. Will listen to you obsess about the movie when you get home

11. Won't worry that you'll dump them and take your chances with Rob Pattinson because they Trust you

12. Is some one you can trust with a delicate, broken heart because they have the most carefull of hands

13. Is someone you love back

14. Is someone you can come up with a fifteenth reason for

15.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,424 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 273,277 - Reviews: 10502 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Make or Break Me by cruiz107 reviews
Bella, homeless and in need, collides into a man that can't be bothered with her. Is he the one who's going to pick her up or leave her in despair? WARNING: SOME SCENES MAY BE TOO GRAPHIC FOR SOME! READ W/ CAUTION.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,125 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Picture of Imperfection by HensonsAnimal reviews
If things weren't hard enough for Bella Swan they were just about to become 100 times worse. After a horrifyingly embarrassing encounter with her boss all she wants to do is keep her head down at work. If only it were that easy! M RATED for Future Lemons and graphic injury descriptions. BPOV & EPOV. A lot of hurt and fingers crossed for a lot of comfort!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,337 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Kingdom Reborn by ammNIwriter reviews
King Edward is without an heir and his wife has miscarried yet another baby. Once rid of his 'barren queen' his eye roves for a new wife. Duty, loyalty and threats will bring England a queen who will change their king. Rating for future content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,935 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Last by coloradoperson reviews
Edward comes from wealth and all that that implies. His future is already written by his grandfather as it is for all the Cullen men. He has the right friends, attends the right schools, and he will marry the right woman. He always did what was expected of him and accepted it all without question until he met Bella, a student working her way through school, and everything changed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,929 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Edward, Bella
Edward's Punishment by MickeyandMinnie reviews
Unknown to the Cullens, Aro of the Volturi has planted a spy to check on Bella’s vampire status. Very displeased with the information he receives that Bella is still human; Aro makes a snap decision to visit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,125 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,355 - Follows: 5,287 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Closer by Chloe Masen reviews
Isabella. The one woman Edward can't have. The one woman he doesn't dare claim. Does he? Is he strong enough to resist the forbidden? AH, OOC. *Rated M for adult content, strong language, violence, and delicate subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 184,650 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,229 - Follows: 6,804 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Payroll by Mysterious Jae reviews
Story moved. See AN. Edward never had much of a choice when it came to the lifestyle of crime and murder he was currently living. When he's assigned to kidnap a girl for reasons that hit too close to home, will he be able manage it? or will his memories complicate things?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4548 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Am I? by erinjeni reviews
Bella has a pretty normal life for an 18 year old. What happens when she wakes up at a hospital one day, at the age of 23, with no recollection of the last 5 years of her life? Yeah, what a mess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,516 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Enough by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella is the caretaker of her group of friends. They take advantage of that and treat her like a doormat. Her self-esteem has her scared she will lose them if she speaks up. One day Bella had enough and snapped. Now she is missing. Can they find her? A/H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,632 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Hope Renewed by Hopesparkles reviews
A misunderstanding leads to a forced marriage between Bella who is caring for her ailing father after losing their home, and Edward who has recently inherited his uncle's estate and has no intention of taking a wife. All Human/Regency era fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,088 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home is Wherever You Are by savannavansmutsmut reviews
EPOV, Homeless Edward is down on his luck when he meets a girl who is a breath away from joining his homeless status. Can they save each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,207 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Serendipity by LF7 reviews
Had I known that everyone I would encounter in life would be the devil reincarnated, I would've offed myself a long time ago. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hallett Hall by jaxington reviews
On our first night away at college, Bella Swan, thinking the room was her own, drunkenly stumbled into my bed. She was broken and I wanted to fix her. I loved her for four years before she left. Never did I expect her to come back, but she surprised me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,479 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Washed Up by xrxdanixrx reviews
She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,721 - Reviews: 3994 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Under Your Spell by YMbuddy reviews
Edward gets into a car accident and is told he has a wife, Bella. Problem is Edward doesn't remember her; It is as if he just met her for the very first time. Something tells him his cousin, James, has something to do with this. ExB, HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,225 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
When the Missing Come Home by nails233 reviews
"We found her Chief Swan, she's ALIVE! We found Isabella!" Alive? She had really survived the last tens years? They said I was going home but where was home now? OOC AU Dark themed you've been warned. No rape! But there is talk about abductions and abuse. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,862 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
What Did I Do? by Ambkeb reviews
Bella and Edward share a wonderful night together, but lots of drama unfolds because of that night. Bella gets pregnant and Edward realizes that his long term relationship isn't as great as he thought it was. Not your typical Bella gets pregnant story! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,068 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hysteria by inatowncalledforks reviews
Older darker dominant corporate Edward, hires privet investigator Jacob Black to follow his younger girlfriend, Bella around when she’s acting suspicious. Lemons, a dramatic thriller. Rated M.OCC/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Bella by Wishingforlove81 reviews
Held captive for almost four years by two nomadic vampires, Bella is found unconscious and battered. When she awakens in the Cullen household, the family is distressed to find how deeply she’s fallen into the role forced on her as an abused pet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,939 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
To Speak for the Dead by CanonAntithesis reviews
Sharpay receives a strange new gift that she doesn't want. TroyPay, of course. Sharpay centric. Penname changed from GimmeABeat to CanonAntithesis
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
Things To Do In Westchester When You're Bored by VampQueenV reviews
Boredom leads to mischievous measures.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Unlove You by CanonAntithesis reviews
It was just supposed to be a practical joke, but something happens on the night of the Twinkle Town cast party that changes two lives forever. Complete! Please read and review. TroyPay; Penname changed from GimmeABeat to CanonAntithesis
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 184,797 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
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Always And Forever reviews
One shots TROYPAY give it a chance there not that bad i hope T/S Halo-revised Always and forever So Far A MUST READ i think you decide
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Troy B., Sharpay E.
Ipod Drabble Tag Challenge reviews
this is my submission to the ipod challenge not the best but i hop you like Troypay
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sharpay E., Troy B. - Complete
Deception reviews
what happens when the world you thought you knew is turned upside down? Find out TROYPAY check it out
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sharpay E., Troy B. - Complete
Missing reviews
Sequal to Everybodys fool i hope you like i tried hard tell me what you think
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
Everybody's Fool reviews
the way sharpay precives her self and others in a 3 part song fic T to be safe R/R please
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
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