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hello lovies im still here still trying to write so many ideas i need out of my head
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.
If you are too busy with school to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
ALWAYS AND FOREVER PICTURE:
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just
I'll stay up till twilight and see the new moon
and if i'm lucky i'll see the eclipse at breaking dawn.
And the whole time i'm sitting with you, under the midnight sun.
Some one who truly loves you:
1. Takes you in, no matter how damaged and broken you are
2. Never says goodbye, but instead says, "See you soon."
3. Never asks why, just holds onto you until the tears are gone
4. Never sudjests the salad instead of the burger
5. Will argue if they think diffrently instead of agreeing with everything you say
6. Could just watch you for hours doing something you love to do
7. Will try new things just for you
8. Never lets you down
9. Will go with you to all of the twilight movies even if they think Rob Pattinson is a fruit
10. Will listen to you obsess about the movie when you get home
11. Won't worry that you'll dump them and take your chances with Rob Pattinson because they Trust you
12. Is some one you can trust with a delicate, broken heart because they have the most carefull of hands
13. Is someone you love back
14. Is someone you can come up with a fifteenth reason for
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".
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